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Editorial director of @VotebeatUS. Texan who refuses to live elsewhere. Teaching small newsrooms how to investigate the powerful. Breaking: Every jello mold.

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Joined Twitter 6/28/09


There appear to be no additional treats missing from the ball so this is not a nap of exhaustionTwo very revealing things: 1) It’s obvious from the video that Biden was joking when he said “Governor who?” When… https://t.co/AyHDavunJC
Retweeted by Jessica Husemanhttps://t.co/gjIdWehLYCUpdate: I have located him napping under my comforterWalter knows at this stage that the treats are in the ball, and has spent some time kicking the area where the trea… https://t.co/RY2GvyhNTq @cerealcommas Thank you for your support in this matter although I will point out that you got this idea from meI'm excited to be part of the @phxbizjournal team and look forward to covering CRE and ED in the West Valley! Pleas… https://t.co/a5otnI7u4i
Retweeted by Jessica Huseman @joshfromalaska https://t.co/nnBvUqXmjv @KatDuncanPhoto I have this and it is light and quiet and extremely easy to use. https://t.co/Q9VbE3W8nC @JessicaHuseman I had Covid and spent 2 weeks in the hospital in June '20. I was on hi-flo O2 and close to being pu… https://t.co/nHTBpytoy1
Retweeted by Jessica HusemanExcellent https://t.co/qZ1O5W7oNj @danbauman77 Plus one from me on this @nicolette_SD It’s always been! Well, for a very long time. I’m glad there has been a better campaign to increase attention to itAs both a journalist that does not want to have to cover your website being completely insecure and an American, I beg you. @cpamouse I have long given up on the notion that anyone in my company expects me to look anything presentableLike, god help me, counties. Please.Please do this https://t.co/v4EhYKfJUb @piranhapinatas @_cingraham Honestly I haven’t listened in over a year. They had a discussion in 2018 during the mi… https://t.co/uLxTNgNfQl @heroinebook @_cingraham Why bother studying anything but statistics if it means you alone hold the keys to the universe @_cingraham As in many things, Nate appears to believe that because he understands statistics he understands all th… https://t.co/LGI5GFmuQDHas anyone watched it recently because if you haven’t, god help you light up whatever you smoke and watch it.Me when anyone else tweets about how “Spice World” was a cinematic masterpiece https://t.co/RcUpdEndOK"[Racism] is something that we in the labor movement have a very very special responsibility to challenge. It's our… https://t.co/OdAScieQfq
Retweeted by Jessica Huseman @dougchapinjr Have you been conspiring with my dog DougNarrator: he did not understand. https://t.co/cpoqa9sbeB @keribla @CarsonWells @sewellchan @TexasTribune Same for @VotebeatUS!Bought Walter a puzzle toy that has treats in it. He does not care. https://t.co/Fn0UJWjrS7 @JordanOnRecord I drew woodstock at the corner of all of my papers in 7th grade so i'm like pretty sure there was a yellow bird at the alamothis is for the women of tomorrow, they will thank ushttps://t.co/iuee1DBqjXwe are not https://t.co/mGYoppUxzH @ColyerLisa Free state fair tickets with every shot, i think it would work. @lyman_brian seems rightIt makes me feel good to know that - even if I have to keep going out there and so does everyone in my family - we… https://t.co/M0wh31ONMjI am a journalist, my sister is a teacher, my brother is a welder, my mom works for a non-profit and my dad is a co… https://t.co/ud4OGpnFBh @collprof i barely remember long division much less anything else i learned in 4th grade. @GraceBannasch yes yes yesTexans please get your shot. I got mine. My whole family has gotten it. None of us had bad side effects, and it was… https://t.co/8KvrSeKOz9sometimes i tell people i was required to take Texas history and they act like that's a wild thing. It's fundamenta… https://t.co/wnqPb527kJanyway who knows if they'll teach that now because maybe it's CRT because everything is CRT and everything is stupid @MandHF Jessica and Kelly, co-counsel. We are still friends. @andiwasall @samsanders @darth walter angry sneezes. there have been many angry sneezes. @Donna47philly @samsanders @darth it was time for me to get up and walter has not seemed to grasp that he is welcom… https://t.co/jK4rimRkrOlike do you want to know what happened at the alamo ask a precocious seventh grader not a state legislator i swear to god.Anyway all this to say that it is not always the school system that propagates myths. The Alamo is a Texas legend t… https://t.co/qzNYZY2slnWhen I was in 7th grade in garland texas we did a mock trial and I had to defend Santa Ana against charges of war c… https://t.co/wHcLOrUaR7Because every place that runs on money is and the media is no different https://t.co/huVxhTA8QuIf you are a woman and/or LGBTQ+ person who is a survivor of sexual assault or endured workplace harassment & track… https://t.co/GtCoArrKku
Retweeted by Jessica HusemanBecause Texas history is taught - and often well - in 7th grade and never again and then we all forget about what h… https://t.co/g29NFgJkEZSome news: I'm joining @TexasTribune and moving to Austin! I need your help preparing. What should I read and who s… https://t.co/cSRrYoLZsA
Retweeted by Jessica Huseman @samsanders @darth Honestly same @samsanders @darth Upset he was forced to leave bed and has been for 3 hrs https://t.co/QwSA1KtR2VNew one @Slate: Come 2024, boorish unsubstantiated claims of voter fraud to overturn election results are likely to… https://t.co/sGCM7Alhgx
Retweeted by Jessica Huseman @schwanksta gonna tattoo that on my chest @Wackotreehugger City water in fact! I was surprised! @schwanksta God bless my attorney ex husband, thanks for the land. @DebTexasBlue That does not sound crazy at all @legendaryjulie I have a really great neighbor who knows I don't live there full time and just have this random cab… https://t.co/4PNRjPIcaF @schwanksta He is getting a VA loan and they require it. I paid cash for my land, so I maintained the anarchy of the system. @EmilyCorwin1 Were they ever actually successful in putting the fire out in this mannerI do however have running water and air conditioning in my cabin, because I do still need to keep *some* first world amenities, you know.I don't even have a septic tank i have an outhouse but I just didn't have $5K to spend to make a toilet flush so th… https://t.co/KanxfplV5RWait until I tell you that there's NO CITY SEWAGE and we all have SEPTIC TANKS THE HORROR @lizzieyjs shared roads are great except for when the contract comes calling! If there was no contract they'd behav… https://t.co/DnXgNaGbRXI'm joking about a contract and some of y'all are like "POVERTY!" "TRUMP!" "TEXAS IS A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY!" You're telling on yourselves.This isn't some country western show with a gun slinging sheriff and a bunch of neighbors in overalls this is like,… https://t.co/nyVTGbRIKOThe Miller Light stuff was bullshit, but this is fair game and González has individually made this fight three time… https://t.co/I2DKLBLlgpYes you burn your trash and fix your own roads in rural America this is not "rural" like your aunt is rural because… https://t.co/Y9F2C84AXTSometimes I tweet about this weird little town I own a cabin on some land in and yall are like "oh well, it makes s… https://t.co/4jHU9XE37S @POSUTtRUmp @haldavis3 This is actually most of rural america.Honestly, truly gobsmacking. Especially for González, who has perhaps been *the* loudest critic of this bill.This is a remarkable unforced error. https://t.co/LETl54Lu37 @haldavis3 in the expanse of land that is either in freestone county or leon county depending on your perspectivewhen i actually move to this plot of land instead of just having a weird cabin with an outhouse i expect it to be a… https://t.co/aaKYTXlTTCThere is exactly one police officer and I have his personal cell phone in case of emergencies guys. Like you can ca… https://t.co/s7gtLD64ISLike we have to burn our own trash out here and the city doesn't fix the roads there are agreements that must be ma… https://t.co/K2FBMi4Kaq @BaileyMcC THIS IS SO EASY THEY SENT A NOTARY TO MY HOUSE AND I SIGNED IT AND THAT WAS ITWhen I tell you that there are 20 unread angry emails about this stupid dirt road in my inbox, i am not exaggerating.The road washed out in the last storm right in front of my gate and my neighbor packed it in with dirt using his tr… https://t.co/ZIyu0Vl8ELAnother person has refused on principle because apparently we should all just know to fix our own shit and no bank… https://t.co/KnNgSF1q5AOne of the property owners has decided that the contract - which is absolutely standard - requires us to pay the fu… https://t.co/5V8gpANnGb
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A person has purchased the plot of land down the dirt road from mine which requires everyone on the road to sign a… https://t.co/TaQOVTK8QIWell, Ben Savage I'm sure will portray him beautifully in whatever horrible movie they make about this hellscape time we are living in.*dies* https://t.co/p6GhE2nAXhoh this man is Josh Mandel and he is a candidate for the US Senate this just keeps getting sadder doesn't itthere is actually a gif for the word "uniparty" who is this man https://t.co/V8f6vkHu2RThe founders also thought that block people voting was going to bring down the whole ship so let’s just pause maybeWhat on earth does this string of words even mean https://t.co/KjQOwyNIYI @Forrest4Trees I say this with all love for country music and no love whatsoever for CMA @Forrest4Trees Perhaps if CMA aired it @EstherCinDC Esther I want you to know I’ve been giggling about this all freaking day thank you @JessicaHuseman Yes! Germanophobia after W.W.I. was the death knell. In Minnesota, an amendment was passed in 1895.… https://t.co/0ZfwXPGsZI
Retweeted by Jessica Huseman @20002ist this book is my bible @20002ist well dang! Almost two!As an encore, because I cover voting I always think it's funny when people talk about "founders intent."That fight is far more "American" (to me) than the act of voting, given how explicitly exclusionary that right has… https://t.co/qravDt386PVoting history is incredibly nuanced and is directly tied to racism, classism and xenophobia and we should recogniz… https://t.co/u6HZMOP1s8Arkansas was the last state to ban non-citizen voting in the early 1920s. There was a decade where any property own… https://t.co/qx0nIhE86xVoting-when the founders did it-was very different. The ballots were not anonymous, and most often cast by voice in… https://t.co/G9Tgemnk86 @BishopBlougram Non-citizens voted in Arkansas as late as the early 1920s! The last state to ban it. My most surprising voting fact.
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