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ProPublica reporter, CNN analyst. Teachin’: @IBWellsSociety, @columbiajourn. Breakin’: every jello mold. "She appears to be an extremely intelligent lady."

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@BGrueskin One of my favorite was a very insistent call from the office manager of a local church that had recently… https://t.co/KPETAolx8W @LeaveCrosscheck next time he does his circle dance kicking up blankets into a perfect little pocket, will filmI can say with absolute certainty that if Rudy Giuliani is attempting to tell you to cool it you do in fact need to… https://t.co/8ZbkEkaVoA
12/3
2020
@AzureGilman I assisted in covering his bum but aside from that, master nester at workWalter refuses to sit when told to but is skilled enough to make blanket cocoons https://t.co/ebvQIRyfPHCovering bullshit intelligently is maybe the biggest challenge in journalism right now.
Retweeted by Jessica HusemanIt was 46 minutes of my life I'll never get back, and everything Sydney Powell has been saying except for minus Hug… https://t.co/BnzXWwCjOUMy latest for @JTAnews https://t.co/oradAniPaZ
Retweeted by Jessica HusemanThis is always how this would end. https://t.co/cpxlNFT7JM🚨BREAKING:Based on the transcript of Sunday's Georgia Kraken-case hearing, it is now clear the court DENIED Powell'… https://t.co/MqOswJBRgj
Retweeted by Jessica HusemanNEW: After FOIA requests by news agencies including NBC News, SBA released more PPP data. Initial analysis from ou… https://t.co/th8PuNNOVv
Retweeted by Jessica HusemanYou are quite tweeting a CBS reporter reporting this https://t.co/SMxddOfIz7
12/2
2020
@alexandrianeas ALEX @chrisjollyhale But never off Twitter 😂My new one @Slate, praising Federalist Society members, right-leaning judges, and others for standing up for the ru… https://t.co/YGmxAMCD9v
Retweeted by Jessica HusemanThroughout 2020, Barr pushed a baseless (and now, we know, discredited) theory that expanding mail voting would lea… https://t.co/E8SMMicMVO
Retweeted by Jessica HusemanHow about that https://t.co/rH4ueoUNnS*passed. This is probably why.My 30s past without myself or someone else nominating me for any such list have I failed https://t.co/o67QBJrK5QSo, uh, I clearly have news. Thanks to all for blowing up my phone for the past half hour; I’m insanely excited to… https://t.co/PTEkHjIKcW
Retweeted by Jessica HusemanThis story is relevant now because we're faced with another new vaccine coming on the market. Will people trust it?… https://t.co/eGxZEBzv8f
Retweeted by Jessica HusemanToday is #GivingNewsDay for @spj_tweets ... If you can, donate! https://t.co/Hi1Ni6khZ1 https://t.co/sWSBSFk7QW
Retweeted by Jessica HusemanSo it seems like we should talk about why someone would need to discuss a pardon for crimes not alleged or charged. https://t.co/Wu8dIfg5Ox
Retweeted by Jessica HusemanKnowing the history of the dismantling of the former Government Accountability Board and the subsequent creation of… https://t.co/TsfO1LU5fN
Retweeted by Jessica HusemanThis is incredibly dangerous https://t.co/m37XCWiTQzPlease enjoy this video of Henry Winkler dancing https://t.co/OoFSkaojVs
Retweeted by Jessica HusemanI can’t stop calling gas stations bodegas and I miss bodegas so much https://t.co/lLvY86D8mYIm glad I live in a one story House or my urge to jump out of a window would be dangerous rn https://t.co/ckRoOzaMhwOne of the witnesses in Sidney Powell’s new Michigan lawsuit says in a declaration he thinks there’s something fish… https://t.co/EFgH80RBfN
Retweeted by Jessica HusemanEven in 2020, Brian Kemp and Doug Ducey going from ultimate villains for liberals to being on the receiving end of… https://t.co/nR1R5ljNNn
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12/1
2020
Walter has given up after a long day of home improvement projects https://t.co/8fWvF8CiZE @CJMortimer 😂😂 @CJMortimer And what kind of crab....😬HE'LL GET BACK TO YOU Back in July, Gov. Ducey said he changed his White House ringtone to "Hail to The Chief" so h… https://t.co/JjEJLJsvrA
Retweeted by Jessica HusemanBring it on 2021 I am here for the buttery crab and wineWine butter crab https://t.co/mUAnei6Y2BIm pretty sure it was Hugo Chavez. I hear he’s back up to his ol tricks. https://t.co/4vWuzh3qdv* ARIZONA CERTIFIES 2020 U.S. PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION FOR DEMOCRAT BIDEN @Reuters
Retweeted by Jessica Huseman @zenxv @AlexStorch @SunshineHappyP1 @MattNowak1 @JessicaHuseman The geolocation of the IP address that has been edi… https://t.co/3EFq41haVy
Retweeted by Jessica HusemanNEW: Blistering report blasts poor training, oversight of Texas law enforcement -- my latest, w. @Dexinvestigates https://t.co/S5JkaDq0vx
Retweeted by Jessica HusemanI hope the free food is really good. https://t.co/GI9rKBvWbLIt continues https://t.co/q1LTJeXdbIThis is just today and just in my mentions https://t.co/ssMnUhmHK6Based on the sheer number of replies in my mentions i just saw, this not-yet-quite-graduated data scientist is spen… https://t.co/IOaZURgZHV @zenxv @TylerCulberson Gosh if only the trained political scientists paid by both parties for decades couldn’t crac… https://t.co/JyQvExtJaM @zenxv @SollenbergerRC @FlyingMezerkis @Bruneluni @MyBCU I think those mailing addresses are 10 miles apart and I’m… https://t.co/eatwdmxHf4 @zenxv @tookmy20 @holtmapa @MatthewCobbs @AndrewLazarus4 There are about a dozen reasons that could be true - or not! - that aren’t fraud. @kfury Same @noonski It’s available to anyone at all! Which is why her claims she’s working directly with them are so hilariousWalter and I are out for the week. Don’t get scammed. And don’t ruin my vacation. https://t.co/0Wny6AaJNKPeople have been trying to prove mass fraud for years. A British “data scientist” with a couple of public voter rol… https://t.co/O3k3Kmfw3A @ElectionBabe That would require her to be mildly aware of voting systems @jessicajbalzer It would appear so yesWhat she’s doing here is a bad version of Crosscheck, which ... yikes. @SollenbergerRC @zenxv @FlyingMezerkis @Bruneluni @MyBCU No voter roll Im aware of that is released publicly would… https://t.co/ZtI88T3NR8These are publicly available CSV files that take up less space than your normal external hard drive.Honestly what https://t.co/b8D2u7I3GL @zenxv @SunshineHappyP1 Sarah, no one cares about your LinkedIn. We care that you are making people give you food a… https://t.co/QkPckIkS2c @zenxv This data - as you may know - will not show you that. I hope the free food was really good. Also, you aren’t… https://t.co/2dC1t40DezNon tech people don’t understand is a great way to say “I don’t know anything about how voter rolls work or what th… https://t.co/hEmY2SGrxDSo you’ve taken courses in machine learning but think you need a $70K MacBook to use excel? Why? https://t.co/q8H5RvbI4ZHaving postgrad level stats (what goes that mean?) is not the same as having a masters degree in “it.” What is your… https://t.co/i3xI3og9xVSharing publicly available data is not the same as working directly with the Secretary of State. What are your degr… https://t.co/2TOaWjULrsWell that’s cleared up then! Can you go ahead and let us know where you got that masters and what it’s in? https://t.co/3OcP74GD1OIf you want lots of money and free food to use a pivot table in excel, you should probably expect to be asked basic… https://t.co/2dbEE2jGUjYour freelancer profile - which indicates your rate is $70 an hour - also only mentions a degree in English, which… https://t.co/bWcmbRGtp8And what is “it” that you have this masters in? https://t.co/XTWZ0CugnOIf you have a masters degree, why would you list a coursera course and not that https://t.co/N56nSt34kCHi Sarah. Are you being paid by the Trump campaign? Which Secretaries of State? Where is your masters from? Your Li… https://t.co/40rDSg3ZLsTonight, an interview with Chris Krebs, the former director of the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency… https://t.co/8uprvk7qHY
Retweeted by Jessica HusemanI need a $50,000 computer to use excel - please help anyway you can https://t.co/yi5JDkcIzb
Retweeted by Jessica HusemanI, too, have a masters degree in something and am unaware of AWS Workspace but will be cracking this thing wide ope… https://t.co/Jvw8jo07PZI, too, require a free dinner and a new computer to look at data that will not at all reveal new information. Please Venmo me thx. @tom_mallory A real bargainFOR ANYONE THAT STILL NEEDS TO HEAR IT: The 2020 presidential election was fair, well-run and an amazing example of… https://t.co/BFboTewp3a
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11/30
2020
$3 million to find 80 more votes for your opponent. https://t.co/Vl2g4PvVJ820 days of fantasy and failure: Inside Trump’s quest to overturn the election https://t.co/vzbW2Vwkwa
Retweeted by Jessica Huseman @pattyann87 @DallasPetsAlive DO WE HAVE IDENTICAL DOGSWalter, Raven and I are ready to help some lil nuggets and have lots of love to give https://t.co/RdHfO5AVB1Ive just signed up to foster bebes through @DallasPetsAlive! I swear I’m a good dog mom! @ALilenfield !!! Isn’t it an excellent rug?!
11/29
2020
I’m putting up Christmas lights and was forced to think about the Pythagorean theorem for the first time since high schoolI am not trying to “scare people” at all. I am purely reporting the factual data of new COVID-19 cases and new COVI… https://t.co/aQ7PKf2ztf
Retweeted by Jessica HusemanTFW you finished a delicious lunch and your friend is still eating https://t.co/ZeqV5CVV1L @SuzD_in_VB She ate Walters food! You think he’d be mad! @Deggans 😂Raven was sent to time out and Walter has joined her in a sign of solidarity https://t.co/EZQZfgV1Zl @JonathanGupton The beauty of working from home is that driving is rarely necessary*for. Again, intelligenceI’m fine! I tripped over the dog crate carrying laundry it is neither exciting nor a testament to my grace. It’s be… https://t.co/a6OsdUIoNUBreaking this specific finger is super fitting for 2020 https://t.co/inWfDZvhV4Thanks @PamelaBrownCNN and @OutFrontCNN for the opportunity to discuss the great job state and local election admin… https://t.co/hcvPv40BLw
Retweeted by Jessica HusemanTrump campaign paid $3M to lose by more. https://t.co/zhig5ygEdA
Retweeted by Jessica HusemanWalter keeps looking out the window watching for the little girl across the street 😭😭😭 @TylerGsMama ANGEL @sedavenport He does!! @jayohday Oh, it is indeedThe woman who runs the doggie daycare we take raven and Walter to so they can run free with other dogs is the best… https://t.co/CVPjRLRlkbThe 6 year old who lives across the street has begun to request “play dates” with Walter and mostly she sits with h… https://t.co/J9QZflowmY
11/28
2020
Sure, fine. https://t.co/LynQ2DK53W
11/27
2020

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