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Comedian 🎤Host of @sane_podcast ⭐️Producer 🍔Food addict 🌎NYC #alwaysbesilly

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Joined Twitter 3/18/09


@Em69Got @billburr NoThank you Bill! You are the best! https://t.co/B9cT2vC6YEDates!!! https://t.co/HWERW82B8u for tickets! https://t.co/mZ9agwHkptHahahaha!!! https://t.co/igxMOZkdia
1/26
2020
I think a lot of you will relate! Caption: Failure is not an option. #standup #comedian #overachiever #over #ache#… https://t.co/Ovq6H5z9jUPoughkeepsie! See one of the greatest of all time! @JessicaKirson Feb 15th at Laugh it up! https://t.co/x51CJzU5qW
Retweeted by Jessica KirsonWith a sensitive, extremely pc crowd, a woman can yell out and heckle the whole show and the audience will stay by… https://t.co/9AjkWpjjXDMy friend had a little work done and looked great. Then she kept getting more and more. Diana was a naturally prett… https://t.co/r9QvRzOLhw
1/25
2020
ON SALE NOW! Jessica Kirson will be performing at the Biltmore Cabaret on Feb 17 for JFL NorthWest! Grab your tic… https://t.co/PsDpfZDSBA
Retweeted by Jessica KirsonDo you think there’s a room in every mental hospital that has patients that just can’t stop watching the news? Tha… https://t.co/ZLSVyUvTLsChildren’s songs are addicting and can cause huge destruction in your brain.SAN FRANCISCO! Tomorrow night! Saturday, at @swedishhall, it’s @RISKshow with me and @JessicaKirson @GregFitzShowhttps://t.co/cohTglAALo
Retweeted by Jessica KirsonExtreme religion makes people do extremely insane things.WHAT A JOKE!!! They made me read the announcements!!! #alwaysbesilly @richisfunny @KevinDombrowski @YonkersComedy https://t.co/qi037hACiXSan Francisco! Come see RISK! live this Saturday 1/25 at 7:30 at @swedishhall at @SFSketchfest with me,… https://t.co/m8GlWtw0q6
Retweeted by Jessica KirsonI will! https://t.co/bzv800YyvOLois? https://t.co/TM0ZzVFfkKFeb. 3rd!!! What a show!!! Make your res now! @TheStandNYC @VirtualComedy_ @karenbergreen @stollemache @CoryCajoneshttps://t.co/D1ZVQ5VGKI @PhilanthropyGal and @JessicaKirson discuss Birthmark Israel on @sane_podcast Full episode at… https://t.co/SSaiq4UiMb
Retweeted by Jessica KirsonSan Francisco!!!! Come see me tonight with @JessicaKirson and @AlexEdelman @CobbsComedyClub https://t.co/OBMMqqinyl
Retweeted by Jessica KirsonMy kids are so cute. Sometimes I get the urge to bite them, but I don’t because they’re not cake.Thank you so much!!! 👏👏👏 https://t.co/aiBJFTqon7We just released the video of Artie Lange's Halfway House with @JessicaKirson on Youtube. Watch here:… https://t.co/HzRopSJDaV
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Retweeted by Jessica Kirson😘😘😘 https://t.co/ruCin6Ycf4Thank you Cheryl! https://t.co/Zo6DJIJf4bLove it, so glad! Thank you!!! https://t.co/qpX2VRvV3gIt’s not for lying, perverted, hypocrites, in gowns? https://t.co/4xr67GYcQhTHIS IS THE CRAZIEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME ONSTAGE!!! #alwaysbesilly @richisfunny @KevinDombrowskihttps://t.co/x3HUFtJNvOCome see @GregFitzShow and me and Jessica Kirson @JessicaKirson Saturday at 4pm! https://t.co/v15EyqCCHI https://t.co/XtSuOVK0Lm
Retweeted by Jessica KirsonI NEED YOU!!!! Looking to fill Parker Playhouse in Fort Lauderdale on February 19th for our First Comedy Night Fun… https://t.co/VYvDTPYjHY
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1/24
2020
Hahaha!!! 😉 https://t.co/xS9jcMdBw2Episode 21 of @artiequitter Halfway House with @JessicaKirson had me ROLLING. Great work to you two and of course @mikeBochetti
Retweeted by Jessica KirsonThis is the truth!!! https://t.co/UjJfPjeEcjThank you so much Rob! https://t.co/dEbTjpEaBMJoin My Patreon!!! Patrons get Live Q&A’s, and special video/audio posts. You also get my podcast, “Relatively Sane… https://t.co/7vZfoMKmr9LOOK!!! https://t.co/9Jm7raZ5KxThank you so much Tim!!! 😘 https://t.co/yvvbt7u7d6My four year old just told me my breath stinks. I said, “wait until you have to change my diapers in five years, y… https://t.co/ijeGp0yFUbI have no idea. Lol https://t.co/77fEKIx7H4Hahaha, I had a blast! https://t.co/RYavpkFFTHGreat!!! Thank you https://t.co/rflf9s1c1J👏👏👏 https://t.co/hgHylQCI5WThe world is ending! https://t.co/0x6JDMbt0QThank you Barry! https://t.co/y2w5wIQEgJJFL NorthWest adds comedians Drew Lynch, Josh Thomas, Jessica Kirson, and Jacqueline Novak to the lineup #Vancouverhttps://t.co/04viPaHvZI
Retweeted by Jessica KirsonAwesome!!! https://t.co/PsR9FtIJcuYou are the best my friend!!! @artiequitter ❤️❤️❤️ https://t.co/aTcm9Eq4T1
1/23
2020
heyNY @TheStandNYC 7:30pm tonight @marknorm @JoeListComedy @BenningtonShow @JessicaKirson @andrewschulz & more
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Retweeted by Jessica KirsonTroy? https://t.co/jzSEJCE86dDes? https://t.co/C39gwleUyLThank you so much Josh! 😘 https://t.co/5OGgJe5GF2Kip? https://t.co/1biw7z2Wd7David, thank you so much! Love #kirsonkills https://t.co/mSFI9bE2gSJune? https://t.co/QSRZtFXdqp.@MarkNorm (album https://t.co/oam1fIeMm7), @DanSoder (@HBO's "Son of a Gary"), @BenningtonShow (@KreepsWithKids),… https://t.co/XZ1hcuP1Ec
Retweeted by Jessica KirsonORFJ’s Comedy Night is less than one month away! Come to the Parker Playhouse on February 19th for an evening of la… https://t.co/rwjGmLimaF
Retweeted by Jessica KirsonI love it!!!!!! https://t.co/G652gFVqP9 @GiuliaRozzi Hahahaha!!!THIS WEEK AT COBB’S 🎤 TUE: SF Sketchfest Presents: Oh No, Ross and Carrie WED: SF Sketchfest Presents Found Footag… https://t.co/KJoAxXarj7
Retweeted by Jessica KirsonSF Sketchfest Threesome January 24 🤩 Three #SFSketchfest favorites, @AlexEdelman, @JessicaKirson, and @shanetorreshttps://t.co/JJP7NgAZde
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1/22
2020
Ep. 31 Corinne Fisher @PhilanthropyGal shares about dating addicts, pagen spells, keeping kosher for Passover and b… https://t.co/05ITzzrx6t
Retweeted by Jessica KirsonThe only time there’s traffic is when I’m running late.ATC is coming to NYC! Tuesday January 28th @TheStandNYC ATC Presents @mrseanpatton @AriShaffir @JessicaKirsonhttps://t.co/GBxy8Unexo
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1/21
2020
Check out our Patreon for tons of content from @JessicaKirson https://t.co/u1dyPR9XXe https://t.co/MuGS7rcXIh
Retweeted by Jessica KirsonMary? https://t.co/QXNSziVqMx(1,2) Dear Friends, I have a favor to ask. We are less than 30 days from our Orange Ribbons for Jaime Comedy Fund… https://t.co/AxPiYDtMEF
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Retweeted by Jessica KirsonThis made my day!!! https://t.co/kCOHZTjcMnAMAZING!!! 👏👏👏 https://t.co/ASw6FkoWD7Millions!!! I was even on Byron Allen’s show, “Comics Unleashed”. Also, my step Brother is, Zach Braff. I attended… https://t.co/a518pSLTflBea? https://t.co/drqPKnrz9WA ton! https://t.co/ClCfODoRcmKatie? https://t.co/1lxKiIIn78Thank you! 😘 https://t.co/asEAzGh09P30 days and counting for ORFJ’s Comedy Night Fundraiser at the Parker Playhouse! Join us on February 19th to see co… https://t.co/sJqw2iGVA7
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1/20
2020
February 3 @thestandnyc I’m honored to be a part of this! Join us for a night of laughs as New York's best female… https://t.co/ipZWNTmtd5
Retweeted by Jessica KirsonThank you so much Steven!!! https://t.co/NH3KhWNjWVAngel? https://t.co/oljNqiEXEwHahaha!!! https://t.co/IdwuX9oK9RNYC Feb. 3rd at the Stand Comedy Club!!! https://t.co/jIT2XDZsh3Alan Dershowitz has a constant smirk on his face. I think he’s addicted to Manishevitz.#CnnsotuI have never had the drive to run a marathon. I think If there were a coconut cream pie, a black jack table, and se… https://t.co/yxQber5CtlNina? https://t.co/SJOQFmbsEKIda? https://t.co/AvftTgFN3dJune? https://t.co/R0BVCjh7WxSo glad you came! 😘 https://t.co/A1PLZB7iARJoin Jen, Jesse, and I and ORFJ for an Evening of Laughter at our First Annual Comedy Night Fundraiser with… https://t.co/gVY0fMPhwu
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1/19
2020

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