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Comedian 🎤Host of @sane_podcast ⭐️Producer 🍔Food addict 🌎NYC #alwaysbesilly

2,358 Following   32,357 Followers   31,581 Tweets

Joined Twitter 3/18/09


@nikhilesh1099 @xZachPhillipsx 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 @nikhilesh1099 @xZachPhillipsx I know, there is no reason to even respond to this. @sherrydavey Hi Sherry, Miss you my friend!“Owning our story and loving ourselves through that process is the bravest thing that we’ll ever do.” -Brené Brown @vicizfunny 👏👏👏We just couldn't keep our hands off each other... . . . Featuring @RachelFeinstein #alwaysbesilly #standupcomedyhttps://t.co/zPuztNflKZ @xZachPhillipsx And by the way, I have huge issues with the extreme left. @xZachPhillipsx I totally agree with you. I support Biden but don’t think he is a great candidate. It’s about the f… https://t.co/TvDl6mDi1N @LibertarianLark Thank you, but Rich Voss is brilliant. I really will say whatever I want on my page. I appreciate… https://t.co/XxkI3VGTop @xZachPhillipsx I don’t want them destitute or dead. I want them to be educated and empathetic. @LibertarianLark Unfollow me then. I am still funny and I am very angry. I can be both. It’s not black and white. Y… https://t.co/PPfTf8z23OMaria? https://t.co/05vViAnpjmJoan? https://t.co/2bCPRgQLfpIt’s interesting how angry some guys I know get when they see a negative post about Trump. They post passive aggres… https://t.co/a9pydCN1o8Chris? https://t.co/MQOXYIJXXuWhat should I have for breakfast, an egg white omelette with veggies and sliced tomato, or a loaf of bread with nin… https://t.co/fLMnhkyMl2Maybe their father was abusive and they always had to make excuses for him. #ACOA #ALANON https://t.co/HNU3jLiLBD @billlight74 @NowhereComedy 🙏🏼I’m booked the week after. I had to pound my way in. https://t.co/TkR4J2IVzcNov. 4th he’s booked at, The Rectal Hut, in West Virginia. https://t.co/RNtnbrXMieI wrote off $70,000 on my taxes for feta cheese. https://t.co/83L5AZMBC8😉 @Yogirocket Are you ok?Where did he go to get his hair done, a windmill in Holland? #TrumpTaxes #TrumpTaxReturns #hay https://t.co/vZ8vMy9J3T @AIapalucci Hahaha
9/28
2020
You will sit in pee again my friend! I promise! ❤️ https://t.co/oVkd3u2pvLYes!!! https://t.co/1SXKw5OTdb @punkygriffon You’re great!Kudos to all of the people that have horrible breath for wearing a mask. They are the true patriots.I love you Jay! https://t.co/CiRWx6f4LYCovid has helped me realize who my real friends are, bread and vapes. @randolphmorley 😘😘😘HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA . . . #alwaysbesilly #standupcomedy #KirsonPerson #JessicaKirson https://t.co/TMtDDjZQlm
Retweeted by Jessica KirsonHOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA . . . #alwaysbesilly #standupcomedy #KirsonPerson #JessicaKirson https://t.co/TMtDDjZQlm @IamMikeCannon You’re healthy my friend! @OfficialVINK 😘Please don’t forget, HURT PEOPLE HURT PEOPLE! It is not personal. People are very damaged. If they don’t do the wor… https://t.co/GV5gDRhFOiOct. 22nd at @NowhereComedy for tickets go to, https://t.co/UH9gqUS8BF https://t.co/auFG9qjQRL
Retweeted by Jessica Kirson @ronkrasnow 👏👏👏You’re right! Thank you! https://t.co/CzTtAAhh86Good morning, I had a horrible nightmare about Joanne. #fuckjoanne👏👏👏 https://t.co/Vg4snQpsXV @anylaurie16 @DannyCohenWorld Miss you my friend.If you like my special, you'll love my new album! Jessica Kirson: Talking to Myself, produced by @billburr, is now… https://t.co/qVXR3EteL3
Retweeted by Jessica KirsonWell, this seems pretty clear. https://t.co/kP94eB5lkh
Retweeted by Jessica KirsonOMG so embarrasing 😱 . . . Featuring @MatteoLane #alwaysbesilly #standupcomedy #KirsonPerson #JessicaKirson https://t.co/0eM69IdnCy
Retweeted by Jessica Kirson @DossyDu @BruceWhitaker14 I have a masters idiot! Anyway, I’m already on it. Pandemic will end eventually. 😘😘😘 @BruceWhitaker14 @DossyDu I could get her banned from most of the clubs in NYC. We’ll see... @DossyDu I’m so sorry you hate yourself so much! Last tweet to you. I sincerely will pray for you. You truly hate y… https://t.co/TlW5sPTywn @DossyDu You need to start loving yourself! Internal shit going on. I’ll pray for you! 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼I’m not single I’m in an abusive relationship with america
Retweeted by Jessica KirsonOct. 22nd at @NowhereComedy for tickets go to, https://t.co/UH9gqUS8BF https://t.co/auFG9qjQRL
9/27
2020
Don’t fuck with a sober woman!I’m the top!!! https://t.co/AsoOQz7YoS❤️❤️❤️ https://t.co/ewTXkxp4zeHa, thank you. It was pretty scary. 😘 https://t.co/AHOzgLI7v9 @DailyJill I adore you! @Gregmalenky @DossyDu I was molested in fat camp!It’s sad to me that some people hate themselves so much that they have to put other people down. Hopefully she will get the help she needs.She said I’m unfunny... 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 https://t.co/oGSREPdEmdLook everyone, another angry comedian going after a comedian about free speech. When will they learn? 🤦🏻‍♀️ https://t.co/HygjxpvLUw @shebmiller EXACTLY @JWB1963 Joanne?OMG so embarrasing 😱 . . . Featuring @MatteoLane #alwaysbesilly #standupcomedy #KirsonPerson #JessicaKirson https://t.co/0eM69IdnCy @FIREADAMGASEE 😘I pray that I am no where near these people! Time to go eat box! 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 https://t.co/K5G4n0TwSII recognize triggers. I am working on mine. If you are constantly triggered by comedians, don’t go to a comedy show… https://t.co/zQTU1uioHf @benthomascomedy You are strong! Don’t let them silence you!I just ate gluten free bread, even though I’m not gluten intolerant, because I’m a liar.If you tell a comedian not to do a joke, just know we will do it ten times more. You don’t get to decide what we say.Next week's episode is available early for Patreon subscribers! Listen to @kurtmetzger chat with host… https://t.co/fVZ9VFJzqZAunt Vikki? https://t.co/SafZhEJDUfGood morning, I have gas.I complain constantly. I already returned the meal I haven’t ordered yet.Watching the news for months=PTSDThank you so much my friend! 😘 https://t.co/jrT8UoKtK2
9/26
2020
@TammyPescatelli @billburr Love you soWhat do cows drink? Comment below . . . Featuring @DannyCohenWorld #alwaysbesilly #standupcomedy #KirsonPersonhttps://t.co/LyoivwHhYEIt’s extremely freeing to not give a shit.My friend has a, “service dog” that constantly sniffs and licks her crotch. It’s name is, “Munch”. #peanutbutterThank you so much! 😘 https://t.co/XxhxUiVa4VI’ll be at Nowhere Comedy Club Oct. 22nd 9pm EST/6pm PST!!! https://t.co/w8B8le5aoI
Retweeted by Jessica KirsonIf you like my special, you'll love my new album! Jessica Kirson: Talking to Myself, produced by @billburr, is now… https://t.co/qVXR3EteL3Seth? https://t.co/AHdcY3sK1W @murt_turt He does, trust me.
9/25
2020
Please get tickets to Rachel’s show. She is hilarious and I love her!!! https://t.co/l2aW6qebRbA pro-Cornyn Super PAC is using a photo of my tattoos to make me seem "radical." That's pretty funny to me. You th… https://t.co/BFSQCceUkQ
Retweeted by Jessica KirsonI’m sorry you never got the love that you needed from your parents. It would be healthier for you to go speak to a… https://t.co/EccTobVn7u @ImprudentTub 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳I would like to know how this judge/jury would feel if their daughter was shot and killed in her home while she sle… https://t.co/0hvUvxsHML
Retweeted by Jessica KirsonRona is such an unfortunate name... . . . My new album Jessica Kirson: Talking to Myself is now available everywher… https://t.co/KVvSpXuDOF
Retweeted by Jessica KirsonI’m sorry you never got the love that you needed from your parents. It would be healthier for you to go speak to a… https://t.co/QMSib4nzB9Get tickets at https://t.co/UH9gqUS8BF https://t.co/5OEVB0lLLg @GaryGulman Miss you my friend!I’ll be at Nowhere Comedy Club Oct. 22nd 9pm EST/6pm PST!!! https://t.co/w8B8le5aoIRona is such an unfortunate name... . . . My new album Jessica Kirson: Talking to Myself is now available everywher… https://t.co/KVvSpXuDOFMaybe those children can teach you the difference between “then” and “than.” https://t.co/sIsyG7xyj8
Retweeted by Jessica KirsonThe government should not be able to order the police to enter your house without knocking and kill you. This isn’t… https://t.co/q8NJ5uvYxU
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9/24
2020
@crvckspvces 😂😂😂I’ve heard some guys say wearing a mask is, “gay”. Actually not wearing one makes me think you are craving some ass play.
9/23
2020

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