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Feminist author, @Medium columnist, Queens native. My bitch face never rests.

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Joined Twitter 4/11/07


I love my nine year old for many reasons, but the fact that she asks “who farted?” whenever we drive through New Je… https://t.co/DfpHAk53kF
10/19
2019
For women (& men) of any age seeking honesty on this topic, I wrote a reported book about how adult female life has… https://t.co/oBNQYNv8gw
Retweeted by Jessica ValentiSince everybody's letting out their frustrations with prestige publications failing to give credit, I thought I'd s… https://t.co/kaeSi3kRx9
Retweeted by Jessica ValentiLook at this angel on earth https://t.co/rGydJiKtjW @TaylorLorenz this is demented @AceWsu nice!! @ElectObama2020 that's hilarious @hannahwanebo oh noooo @erniebufflo omggMy nine year old has requested the following Halloween costume: cute baby wolf, but spooky, NOT SCARY. I...don't think Target sells this.seen a lotta weird flexes in my time but "buddy take it from someone who knows what a basement filled with blood lo… https://t.co/nOG9QN23hA
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10/18
2019
That said, I only come across these from people who share them on Twitter so if someone wants to teach me how to fi… https://t.co/FPaJNRz21bI mean... 😍 (thx @carolinecox) https://t.co/Im4fzvHzz2Teenage girls being amazing on TikTok is my new favorite thing https://t.co/lEBa49LLb1 @JamilSmith @jaclynf ❤️❤️❤️I contributed an essay—my first original piece of writing in book form, actually—to BELIEVE ME: HOW TRUSTING WOMEN… https://t.co/vUfwhYFEGO
Retweeted by Jessica Valenti @carolinecox @TaylorLorenz @dynamofire OMGYour regular reminder that the president of the United States was credibly accused of rape and we all just...moved on.When I saw Oprah interview Michelle Obama, Oprah asked how Michelle got over feeling intimidated sitting at big tab… https://t.co/guvdKNzzvd
Retweeted by Jessica Valenti @TaylorLorenz @dynamofire so perfect @dynamofire hey @TaylorLorenz please do something on the sneaky feminism of tiktok @dynamofire OMG I love thatYou can pre-order the book here - can’t wait for you all to read it https://t.co/apSLsNhZFOTen years ago, ⁦@jaclynf⁩ and I published Yes Means Yes. Today we’re *so excited* to announce the line-up for Belie… https://t.co/4Lsihud2xdtake a joke, susan ✒️ https://t.co/lPkqUjZ18W https://t.co/SSjXVNu7dU
Retweeted by Jessica ValentiWhat a lossObama statement on Elijah Cummings https://t.co/ITCCaBtJVB
Retweeted by Jessica ValentiSo much of the “civility” conversation is rich and/or successful people presenting their hurt feelings as symbolic… https://t.co/VP679LIeJD
Retweeted by Jessica Valenti @justaphil Srsly, I dare you to stop me from kissing a cute baby @femsheps WHATTTTTMy favorite one was the woman who made her husband stop talking to his mom because she dared to question their "no… https://t.co/hQ5CWK1jzDMaybe this is the true sign that I am an oldMy unpopular Reddit opinion is that MILs are unfairly maligned. There are whole subreddits of people BIG MAD that t… https://t.co/fNND9EJ6PP
10/17
2019
@jbouie Listen at least a few of us will be scrounging for scrap metal and water, so...been a minute since we’ve had a tweet this good https://t.co/y2lgM7WliH
Retweeted by Jessica Valenti @BrandyLJensen wow wow @ggreeneva 🥴 @AugustJPollak I just blocked someone even tho I feel kinda bad - like I get they’re not always doing it maliciously, but come on!How is it that in the year 2019 people still snitch-tag? @x86630647 A fetus can only survive with the use of someone else's body. Do you think people should be forced to ha… https://t.co/h5dePT31UJ @samthielman Exactly! I've had people counter that, well, something you did caused pregnancy. So I respond: ok, wha… https://t.co/mDIsO3i7GY @jayasax they really really don'tI promised myself I wouldn't get dragged into this but here I am, so mad per usualIf Shapiro or anyone else thinks women should be forced to stay pregnant, it seems only fair that they be forced by… https://t.co/yJlmU5ETqCIt's like listening that one fucking idiot in high school government class who thought he was saying something deep https://t.co/xYUpTY8kWz @jbouie I heard this argument from so many random teenage boys online the only difference is they were able to explain it betterallow me to inteoduce you to the most popular conservative intellectual in the country https://t.co/wjCY3bcgsU
Retweeted by Jessica ValentiIt actually reminds me a lot of his team's response to Kamala after the debate this summer: https://t.co/OQ2YW5fHPLI'm still mad about Biden trying to take credit for Warren's work. Just FYII wrote about gender at the debate last night. There was...a lot https://t.co/NX6YoaSm9AWow — dude sees a note warning “there’s a rapist in our school,” assumes it’s about him (!!!), and the girl who lef… https://t.co/deqEu4FI7f
Retweeted by Jessica ValentiThis generation of kids will have no idea what reruns are 🤯 https://t.co/zPbIL6Jp7c @shannimcg bloody and SNOTTY?!!! I mean I guess that makes sense but ugh @Jokanuk ughhh @ncratifyera I tripped on the street while texting and flew into a lamppost head first like a champ @shannimcg I am REALLY nervous. It looks so painfulThings I don't recommend: Googling videos of how they fix a broken noseWhat's better than staying up late to tweet the debate? Getting up early to find out if a surgeon can fix my broken nose 😫I really, really like Castro - would be nice to see him get VPThree hours and no questions tonight about climate, housing, or immigration. Climate change is an existential thr… https://t.co/9Oa3R6ZSNA
Retweeted by Jessica Valentithe actually most surprising friendship https://t.co/LxCu5JLKG1
Retweeted by Jessica ValentiWe don't have to embrace abortion stigma. We can move from saying "Safe, legal, and rare" to "Everyone loves someon… https://t.co/9sgECEmmGc
Retweeted by Jessica Valenti @TheSamhita NO SURPRISES HEREI have no "surprising" friends and I like it that wayWe get it, you all have websites. #DemDebate"I don't see deplorables" gets the BIGGEST eye roll from me. Can we not agree that some people and their beliefs ar… https://t.co/pTrtljV0mk
Retweeted by Jessica ValentiWait the question everyone has to weigh in on is... on surprising special friendships? I know I missed the first ha… https://t.co/vHcHgncg8b
Retweeted by Jessica Valenti"I made this happen for you" is just about the most typically sexist bullshit aroundBiden wants to take credit for anything good anyone has ever done. #DemDebateWarren: "I lived in an America where abortion was illegal, and rich women still got abortions … What we’re talking… https://t.co/O15KCbwBAt
Retweeted by Jessica ValentiI *hate* that Tulsi calls abortion one of the "most difficult decisions" women have to make. It's often...just not.… https://t.co/LJxJTD2Lm0
Retweeted by Jessica Valenti @TaylorforHer1 Aw, thanks!!! <3 @TaylorforHer1 Yes, thank you, 100 percentThis is such a limited understanding of how important this issue is. We don't just need to know that people support… https://t.co/V6HG6UuvXn"I don't want to push Donald Trump off Twitter, I want him out of the White House." - @ewarren #DemDebate
Retweeted by Jessica ValentiI thought the moderators said they were going to talk about abortion? 👀⌚️ #DemDebateThis is actually a really good point. Women and men age differently and women are winning that one https://t.co/WHGV971enc"I will out-work, out-organize and out-last anyone, and that includes Donald Trump, Mike Pence or whoever the Repub… https://t.co/uBZRKekosK
Retweeted by Jessica Valenti"Police violence is also gun violence." Thank you for connecting the issues, @JulianCastro. We don't need another… https://t.co/XJtgMqSSDG
Retweeted by Jessica Valenti"Police violence is also gun violence" might be the most-needed line of the night. #DemDebate"Expedentially" God help us allButtigieg is bringing strong "devil's advocate" bro energy #DemDebateKlobuchar: "I just don't want to screw this up" on gun violence is not exactly the exciting, sweeping change I'm looking for #DemDebate
Retweeted by Jessica ValentiNot to be That Person but we're not close to a fucking thing on reducing gun violence on a federal level until/unless we win the Senate.
Retweeted by Jessica ValentiAnyone who once talked about an issue they genuinely care about to a Mayor Pete type (TM) in a university cafeteria… https://t.co/2bwfz8z5DW
Retweeted by Jessica ValentiWanna talk about gun violence? We can talk about the number of domestic terrorist attacks on abortion clinics, and… https://t.co/dWc1CdOZmf
Retweeted by Jessica Valenti @likaluca I'm watching the debate, so basically sameTweeting this debate has broken two of my nails and I've decided that's sexistIt's a small thing, but hearing Kamala describe a hypothetical president as "she" is actually...very nice #DemDebate
Retweeted by Jessica ValentiKamala calling the president of the United States “her” is the absolute best and I am here for it.
Retweeted by Jessica Valentisomeone should ask tulsi why she voted to essentially ban syrian refugees from the united states
Retweeted by Jessica Valenti @klreichard oh no.@KamalaHarris had one of the first explosive moments of tonight's debate when she steered the conversation to focu… https://t.co/cuQozhrxnt
Retweeted by Jessica ValentiBig theme of debate? Candidates going after Elizabeth Warren. She has been attacked on healthcare, taxes, & jobs p… https://t.co/Z2qz2Eqgff
Retweeted by Jessica ValentiI am very nervous that Biden is going to cough up something gross on stageSo many attacks on Warren and comparatively so few on Biden. He's barely talking. Clearly, the primary has shifted… https://t.co/tUXSZfeSns
Retweeted by Jessica ValentiOh good, only ten more hours to go #DemDebate"Punitive" is another way to call Warren a scold and I'm not here for it #DemDebate
Retweeted by Jessica Valentiyes I'm sure Americans are FURIOUS that Warren might be too mean to billionairesBeto just called Warren "punitive" and I DO NOT LIKE IT
10/16
2019

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