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Feminist author, @GENmag columnist, NYC native. My bitch face never rests.

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Joined Twitter 4/11/07


Pottery Barn should ban him for lifeImagine how good your life has to be for *this* to be an inconvenience worth bitching about100,000 people are dead but the real tragedy is having to call ahead to buy your country-style coffee table https://t.co/6crt9yucfm @joshgondelman 🐸 🦎 @JillFilipovic I take full credit for the Aussie trendThis woman shutdown her business and laid off her 13 employees because her husband said he couldn’t handle being th… https://t.co/aJGJ4Uz7Fp
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5/23
2020
@n0wherew0man thank you! @StefanHayden it would be so valuable! @kerryjeanlister @DrNKingston thank you! @ThereseRyan17 Of course, we are. But I'd still love to offer her some alternatives @archaica YUP. I want to be supportive of her interests, but yikes @heydudekyle It's brutal because she's an only child and right now she is LOVING minecraft and these videos, but...UGHSome (niche) advice needed: My 9 yr-old likes to watch YouTube videos of other kids playing Minecraft, but her curr… https://t.co/OEh5gM7UAi @dansaltzstein @mvzelenks https://t.co/bZTEFBeNhW @carmenmmachado I am distraught @mvzelenks @dansaltzstein omgwe live, we learn https://t.co/04YVY3yfeI
Retweeted by Jessica ValentiDid you know Republicans decided to start caring about abortion in the late 70s because they were looking for a mor… https://t.co/gQj98GyS4U
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5/22
2020
I’m shy 👉👈🥺 https://t.co/BJaRmQypU8I forgot about the superior casting of Sister Act 2They’re a movement that relies on deception for one reason: The truth doesn’t benefit them. https://t.co/nCQwkdHhcV
Retweeted by Jessica Valenti @jennasauers Not dismissive at all! I think assuming good faith is a really smart way to deal with those feelings -… https://t.co/yKmggRgyfm @GoddexTart I wouldn’t call it a top concern by a mile (at least for me) - but you’re right about exercising empath… https://t.co/xwvsbevgtn @jennasauers I hear that, truly. But I just took a walk where 3 diff dudes w/o masks got within 6 inches of me-whic… https://t.co/xJAGmhWybUMeanwhile, in misogyny https://t.co/BOUyQo7zYd @EmilyGorcenski oh ffsHow are you all dealing with the boiling rage of seeing someone walk down the street without a mask? Like, if my 9… https://t.co/GuzWYfShN4It's "Live Laugh Love" for predators https://t.co/HvAxZ994Gu @LadyMegSoprano So goodMy friend who owns a (truly delightful) store in Woodstock, NY just launched a website where you can buy a mix of n… https://t.co/xtrRID1790 @shannonwoodward @normalpeople I literally follow an insta account dedicated to his chain 😩 https://t.co/WyhET7jqDY @jdesmondharris Ok you were right, I love them @jdesmondharris I am sort of scared to listen to thisThey’re a movement that relies on deception for one reason: The truth doesn’t benefit them. https://t.co/nCQwkdHhcVYou know what I miss? Those big lines of toddlers in day care waddling down the sidewalk holding onto a rope
Retweeted by Jessica Valenti @ayeletw !!! you can remove with steam?! @TianaCarol I am in WAY over my headI may have bought a UV lamp to do gel manicures at home and let's just say a bitch should have learned to walk before she tried to run
5/21
2020
This...did not land https://t.co/Y7BC4OTCrU @PiaGlenn yoooo @marjorieromeyn i'm sorry!One thing I am afraid of not ever getting back: Italian ices scooped from those big ass vats at pizzeriasImagine thinking wearing a mask in public is more humiliating than ending up on a ventilator in a hospital where ev… https://t.co/kneyku0XI8
Retweeted by Jessica ValentiVaccines save lives; they don’t cause autism. Don’t drink bleach. The best current evidence points away from corona… https://t.co/Ann7969n5u
Retweeted by Jessica ValentiWhat’s wrong with people https://t.co/W0FouzvAcxFinally, some good news: @thenib is doing a new book collection for our extremely fucked-up times. I just pre-ord… https://t.co/7jG4O8KlNW
Retweeted by Jessica ValentiIf you're a fellow journalist who's experiencing economic hardship because of this bullshit pandemic, apply for hel… https://t.co/pBr5U65G2T
Retweeted by Jessica Valenti @hels A gas grill changed our lifeReal question: is there a list or database somewhere of the "he's no angel" coverage that happens after a black per… https://t.co/MRamvswE1nI guess that means people better start shooting teenage girls at the mall, too https://t.co/F1IngKzj9FWhen Matt Lauer rears his head, I like to recall that in 2009, he tried to convince me to be interviewed by him abo… https://t.co/rIbxs8mAbp
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5/20
2020
This is the other thing that has been irking me. The minute there’s an opening, this becomes all about men https://t.co/t79vSvUFdlWe made a critical error with Matt Lauer https://t.co/xuOs7s0oYD @JenVegasInNY !!! @noneorstarlet ahhh you're the first!! @col7q <3 @staceyNYCDC I had a hard time keeping myself together lol @hestaprynnmusic Requires very serious commitment - months of being a trainee (I should know) but is open to all https://t.co/HmBJIh7VZULayla's babysitter just biked over and dropped this off: a needlepointed coat-of-arms flag for her "super secret ca… https://t.co/mvmB1lwDmt @AdamSerwer 😍😍😍I feel so seen: “I want to not worry about rationing garlic because the next grocery run won’t be for another week.… https://t.co/ExArxIVALy
Retweeted by Jessica Valenti @elongreen the flowbee fucked himSir, the pandemic refuses to participate with YOU https://t.co/6HlULbzpo8This is the guy who refused to let a female reporter shadow his campaign last year and the only reason I know this… https://t.co/r27f5JmrqH
5/19
2020
I wasn't sure on seeing the early tweets whether Trump was actually taking hydroxychloroquine, but watching the vid… https://t.co/MzKS9wHha9
Retweeted by Jessica ValentiIf you're wondering what online communities are doing to boys, here ya go https://t.co/ESnGbibuJ7Elon Musk was not redpilled yesterday. His first wife wrote about his sexist drivel in 2010. "I am the alpha in thi… https://t.co/vKkkzvmHgk
Retweeted by Jessica ValentiWake me up when he's taking LysolThere is this bizarre myth-making when it comes to white female voters that they are going to somehow save Dems whe… https://t.co/HmlILNjtDqThis is why I've never understood the idea that we need moderate politicians to reach voters like this. If you are… https://t.co/wRzPEui2XjI realize there has always been this contingent of white women, but it sure does feel like they're out in force lat… https://t.co/kXGMTBSfBhIf you're looking for a quick panic attack may I suggest going into a grocery store where people are wearing masks… https://t.co/ISUuQAZ2Vo"Whereas 'believe women' is a plea for justice and fairness, 'believe all women' implies one should blindly believe… https://t.co/yin3m11hNWYes, this. (I have an essay about this very thing in Believe Me) https://t.co/506nwIBbeuWhat many of us have been saying all along. Once white America saw the attention on black coronavirus it decided… https://t.co/Ixb7A6LtV0
Retweeted by Jessica ValentiThe "demographics" 👀 https://t.co/cp0xQIk5IE“Making birth control pills available over the counter, fully covered by insurance, affordable, and available to pe… https://t.co/061cQCau1V
Retweeted by Jessica ValentiThese days I judge how bad my insomnia is by whether I'm awake when the new NYT Bee is published (I always am) @cindi_leive @gelsonsmarkets Which only seemed to infuriate her more!
5/18
2020
“Our protest will never be the same” This image is everywhere right now. Same country but two totally different wo… https://t.co/Yjo52bsan8
Retweeted by Jessica Valenti @irin @clairehoworth We literally followed the sounds for ten blocks until we found it. (Anything to keep my nine y… https://t.co/9K4i1of9jLI don't use 'hate' lightly - this is literally a trash person, desperate to make herself the victim while people ar… https://t.co/vpbrDPSuSGthanks, i hate her https://t.co/uv78NIctq6 @billygoatideas anyone who spends even a nominal amount of time in online political spaces knows that the common us… https://t.co/M71PQpu6nfThe state of Georgia made it look like its covid cases were going down ***by putting the dates out of order on its… https://t.co/nnRdsKb1jd
Retweeted by Jessica Valenti @sillyolddaniel he just improvised! they're homemade white corn tortillas, black beans cooked in bacon, crema, salsa verde and a fried egg @amandamull This is across the street from my apt and I can’t believe I missed itLast pic from the Southern Poverty Law Center, which tracks misogynist movements https://t.co/9qpJ4iRWAphttps://t.co/L5g7kcpRBbThis is a husband fan thread now. He made brunch tostadas 😭🙏 https://t.co/BvF5z0TLWL @____theodore @JTaylorSkinner WOW WOWIt’s the little things that are getting me through quarantineSpeaking of TikTok, I think I found the best interaction in existence https://t.co/UoeOmFZLM7I have literally watched this twenty times, she is perfectIn response to men calling them “dishwashers” (& all sorts of other shit), young women on TikTok are calling men “w… https://t.co/FRjFAtGzhS @TheSamhita @thrasherxy maybe i'll catch up and join you guys next time!! @502eire oh 100 percentLike, I may have bought a belly chain afterwards @sarahsophief just brutalAnyone my age knows what that Again music video did to a generation of girls 🥵
5/17
2020

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