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Jezfrombez @Jezfrombez Bessingham, England

Measurer of things. Putting Norfolk on the map, literally! Prolific watcher of football, erratic runner of Parkrun

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Joined Twitter 2/4/09


Thought Mrs H had fallen asleep with her radio blaring out - but it’s an owl chorus in the back gardens, a veritable hootenanny
9/28
2020
Reflecting on a stormy weekend on The North Norfolk Coast https://t.co/3nW7b3xuG8Whassgornornbuh. Is this going to be a rare dull season in the life of #NCFC?Walking in a winter wonderland. Snow on the Prom? https://t.co/ValaPT6UCI
9/27
2020
@hull_lynny so sad we missed our fluffy chucking time together, but beer and chips made up for itI think Michael McIntyre and the cast of Mrs Browns Boys should go bowlingWhen you know, you know https://t.co/aGvm8mljOOhttps://t.co/M7CWIf5ckEPlan A - take a few hrs out of my day to go fly fishing Plan B - anyone fancy a pint? https://t.co/hBnkJoYJHD
9/25
2020
Summer 2020. The strangest of times but beautiful days like yesterday at Cromer leaves us with hope and happy memor… https://t.co/R9yUx1uGDG
9/23
2020
@RebeccaClaxton @nationaltrust Sssshhhh Don't tell everyoneThree words that ruined my day Online Exam Enrolment Aaaaaaaggggghhhhh
9/21
2020
I quit the BBC to retain my freedom to criticise Brexit, Johnson & Trump. Feeling pretty stupid now they’ve all turned out so well...
Retweeted by JezfrombezDear @bbc5live I simply don’t get your Sat morning show. Is it Ladish bants? Is it comedy, sport, news, teen-time?… https://t.co/oy3ArY91ZT
9/19
2020
Managed a week in Spain with a 54cm x 37cm x 15cm backpack Can’t get all necessary gear in the back of my wagon for… https://t.co/29yBy7mOL0
9/18
2020
Knowing you’re getting old No 43. “47MPH is perfectly adequate on these roads” No44. “Turn that up, I love The Carpenters”Riding the tide. Surf's up in Cromer https://t.co/VLm7Zk80LxLike the aftermath of an apocalyptic war zone Sea 1, Sea Defences 0 https://t.co/jkLDwkcFSJ @Patricia344130 @tesssummers98 What an absolutely ridiculous thing to even think, let alone write.
9/17
2020
A swim in the sea Sand on my toes Late summer sun Shiny red nose #indiansummer #cromer #northnorfolk
9/13
2020
Adam Idah 😍 https://t.co/0Wz5A23Iaa
Retweeted by Jezfrombez @callumringer_ 40! You've been to church more often today than I have in a lifetime @mgfkingslynn What about "stirring up a hornets nest" How do you like that? @callumringer_ Guess you've done Bez already - I could have left out a couple of beers for you
9/12
2020
@JM11_GEE Oh no! My dog hero. Very sad for you all. #loveHarv
9/10
2020
The North Sea has become my comfort blanket these last few weeks. No running, no cycling, no dancing. Just gently f… https://t.co/9NgXNEEmnG @DACottingham As long as you put a mask on 1st
9/9
2020
@SimonThomasTV a) should have had the cricket on b) should have been listening to great commentary from… https://t.co/HGDZzxFqHr @hull_graham TBF. it was glorious down on the beach at Cromer this evening. Warm sun, flat calm sea. #luckyboy #cromer #northnorfolk #home @hull_graham It was actually quite hot about 1pm. Still about 22 so no excuses not to swim in the sea later🌞started work dead early🌞so I could get everything done 🌝and enjoy maybe the last few hours of warmth⛅️this summer☁️but, guess what☂️ @Tim_Burgess Thaas not Cromer buh @nthnorfolknews Sorry guys, but your web links are still desperately slow & utterly hopeless to load and read. Adve… https://t.co/QzGaKTlo9j
9/8
2020
Cyclists passing "Excuse me, where's Gresham?" Me "It's about a mile away, up the hill, turn left" "You see we've b… https://t.co/ZaDkV9fVAvThis https://t.co/7UqU6mhZlI
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9/7
2020
@BBCSport https://t.co/Ko62IKjfdpLouis Theroux nailed it "I believe in religion, but I don't believe in god" @RealBobMortimer Loved tonight’s show Bob. I spend my summer days fishing for trout in Itteringham on that lake. Such a beautiful place @mgfkingslynn With my sincere apologies....Getting closer to nature My garden in September https://t.co/cv9DR7RLoYDear Strava. Haven't seen you for a while Its not you, its me. I've let you down. I haven't given you the attention… https://t.co/GLxGuGKfyH
9/6
2020
Is there a legal time before which you can’t go to bed on a Saturday? Thaaas been a long day already Beach x2 Footb… https://t.co/2kQkRsrL8s
9/5
2020
@KayBurley @MattHancock Yeah, Jimmy Saville was a nonce but he also fixed it for Debbie from East Sussex to make a… https://t.co/s4hLOjkiJL
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9/3
2020
Napping on the job?Taking a little rest when surveying, appropriately in Knapton #weareOS #getoutsidehttps://t.co/W6GtAwyQ2z
9/2
2020
Pinch Punch Reports Hull v Gillespie Match Abandoned Due to excessive violent conduct Yellow card issued to Gilles… https://t.co/t4AM9Fwddc
9/1
2020
@JoeSondow I’m writing a screenplay where the whole family thing is going back to my old school in the pubGot a little point'n'shoot camera that goes nuts for sunsets like today #NorthNorfolk #Cromer #Sheringham https://t.co/PbQROvAOre @ChrisReevo @OnelHernandez23 I’m in that photo!Standing on the edge of a cliff Schools going back, offices open for business, holidays over. The next few weeks co… https://t.co/rbaJGtwYHe @callumringer_ @Adnams What a fantastic route
8/31
2020
Yay! #EngvPak T20 cricket on BBC. All those £millions wasted on minority elitist tennis now being invested in a proper game
8/30
2020
@zoominhat Jeeeez, thaas a big wasp @zoominhat And pears https://t.co/hntLWfTAbFToday’s heavy rain and wind Tomorrow’s windfall apples binned
8/25
2020
@mgfkingslynn "Farthings Finest Pile Ointment Cream"
8/24
2020
@hull_lynny Nursing’s loss. Oh the thought of retirement, a distant dream (but not too distant now) @QuintinLake The lag between erosion, ground survey & publication is always a dilemma for us. Large scale mapping i… https://t.co/gxqEmeub6MMrs H called it right last night. “Ooh, it’s like normal times again, except Match Of The Day isn’t on yet”Today has a real “Fin de ete” feel about it. Weather has changed. My hols have ended, nights drawing in. Back to wo… https://t.co/duED4Y3Rmk @QuintinLake Hi Quintin. How have you found the OS mapping? I'm responsible for a chunk of it (North Norfolk) but w… https://t.co/1bI8A59cjm
8/23
2020
Sad to note Joe Root not using the declare flare #tailendersoftheworlduniteandtakeover
8/22
2020
@Tim_Burgess @LlSTENlNG_PARTY I’m where ever the wind takes me. Probably in the North Norfolk countryside @geo_magpie Its Norwich against Preston! I'm hoping for a gentle breeze and a snooze. Money's on 0-0 alreadyPlanning my early season NCFC football diary 5th Sept v Luton - sitting room, chips, curry sauce 12th v Huddersfiel… https://t.co/SxMX6B1mkv
8/21
2020
@_JoClarke Nor does the Education Secretary. Wishing your lad and all resultees all the very best today
8/20
2020
@JackReeveTNC @RobSetchell @itvanglia He's just a chilled out entertainer really @Jon_Clifton78 Hope you are enjoying your walk Jon, as well as raising money, it is a beautiful thing to do. As Geo… https://t.co/2M5OGm1vYLOfqual have moderated the result of the rain affected 2nd test #ENGvPAK Seems the foreigners are being sent home… https://t.co/XN6SXANBTL
8/17
2020
Don’t worry #ManUtd At least the neighbours will be quiet tonight.Reasons to ❤️ #Cromer No 358 #northseacoffee #norfolk https://t.co/ogbbEJAjIsFlash flooding unveils neolithic motorway on West Runton beach https://t.co/0aEgHOte2q @TotallyTettey Just heard my first rumble, or am I just feeling a bit hungryBoris should have put me in charge of A levels. In 1981 I got an A* in getting served in pubs B in golf/free golf… https://t.co/XcCiOET1vn @JM11_GEE Having plod turn up was a bit of a shocker. S’pose it proves that tracing is being done, though why they… https://t.co/Kxx3GpSPsRFinding it hard to put into words, but here's my attempt. @DanJarvisMP @BorisJohnson @GavinWilliamson @PGSALChttps://t.co/rtv98Jk59q
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8/16
2020
@sladenalf Aaah! I see you have the same tailor as me! https://t.co/EuhkEFo9vSFive minutes of @mrjamesob is definitely worth your time. A very fine broadcaster. https://t.co/BaMbst8nGN
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8/15
2020
@RobboITV Poor mans Wessi! @BobRutler Ola Neyul @RobboITV Barca = feeder club for Colney @RobboITV That was weirdWorried that, having been locked down for a few weeks, my choice of attire may no longer still be en vogue. Panic n… https://t.co/e5W1nFbRxE @jonrogerswriter @NorwichCityFC https://t.co/cyXcxYRRBW......and to the lady picking up huge bags of litter on Cromer beach this morning, bravo @JM11_GEE But toughest of all is that I can’t beat your sister at garden pitch’n’putt @JM11_GEE We are now unlocked having come back from Spain two weeks ago. It’s been tough coz it’s so quiet round he… https://t.co/wekYdQa721 @JM11_GEE Merde
8/14
2020
Finished the Bezington Manor Par 3 on -9 for 18 holes. Trouble is, Mrs H finished on -17. Think the handicapping co… https://t.co/SqsrKMG6kn @pokey_hole Weren’t you tempted to knock the block off? @pokey_hole Didn't he block you on here? @bazzanagnagnag So sad to have read this just now. Wishing you peace and love and memories that you will cherish in times ahead#TeamStripes https://t.co/DeHxQAXwpu https://t.co/z2sVxrlobf @JM11_GEE Sprouts going on NOW
8/13
2020
@LlSTENlNG_PARTY @boy_azooga https://t.co/ONV78ZH7q0 @Albiestar That's what I did this morning Sunrise was lousy I'd watered everything by 5:45 Finished work by 2:30 th… https://t.co/XHMRAhYMel @mgfkingslynn Not posh eh? Remind me what your neighbours name is - you know, the one who comes up there for Christ… https://t.co/ehyGGNAl6F
8/12
2020
Please watch and share #refugees #refugeeswelcome #humanrights https://t.co/OQRHpTQSGl
Retweeted by JezfrombezIt’s not been a good day. Lost the garden pitch and putt tourney to someone who actually asked me earlier if moles can eat chickens
8/11
2020
What a glorious test match #ENGvsPAK One of those “wish i was there” sporting moments, brilliantly described by… https://t.co/JZfI39ZVtI @bbctms Lazing in a hammock in deepest North Norfolk. TMS in one ear, combine harvester doing its thing in the other
8/8
2020

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