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Waiting for Jurassic Park to be real. I am fake news.

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Joined Twitter 4/25/08


Not even joking - the game seems to make a point of stopping to appreciate the overwhelming beauty of the world, no… https://t.co/vNM3TsRXdKFinally playing through A Plague Tale. It’s downright soothing after Doom Eternal and after being cooped up for so… https://t.co/VUibGD7wtK
4/9
2020
@essrose Honestly, it to me half an hour to just write out that tweet.As someone who doesn’t have anyone else around during this lockdown time I’m really thankful for the period trackin… https://t.co/N1zO0nDBTX @PistolSteph A top of the line sex-monster like this has no siblings. @Haergtrafum I imagine the dent is from the skull growing up around the headset. @edmundmcmillen He’s a total CHUD. (That’s future talk for apex fucker)People just always jealous of models. https://t.co/qZ2mRP8jVe @DanStapleton Love it.
4/8
2020
@FrankConniff Frank, we're the kind of cool that nobody really mentions because that's how cool we are.
4/7
2020
For the curious about the actual context, I was defending myself from a friend trying to shame me about the vat of… https://t.co/g8UVhXzvl9I guess it’s a matter of key placement on the phone, but I’m still rattled.Was texting with someone about fat shaming and twice today my phone turned ‘fat’ into ‘gay’ like the shittiest virt… https://t.co/TnqQSWPkVNWas talking cinematography with someone and accidentally wrote ‘the Coen brothers’ as ‘the Corn brothers’, and now… https://t.co/qCcaWy7frH @essrose This is the only one of these that makes me feel anything. Thanks, man!I know what you’re all thinking though: “But how could you ever forget HER?! I know, guys, I know. https://t.co/EPM64d7P4ZDoing a collaboration with a friend of mine who makes replica knives. What character of mine uses knives that I mig… https://t.co/cuK7ydy5dx
4/6
2020
Love seeing Delroy Lindo trending - Always loved him. He’s amazing in everything he’s in. He’s even great in The Co… https://t.co/JyDtSQ4Uu9 @amudork Imagine that being something to genuinely be upset about, so much so that you’d even speak up about it. Th… https://t.co/cRDNx6jA68 @genegoldstein @Dinolich @essrose Don’t even bother, Gene - this isn’t the Megan we used to know. @Dinolich @essrose Megan, we get it. You really hurt someone you loved by drawing Skimbleshanks, but that doesn't d… https://t.co/SE2yFHeAqy @Dinolich @essrose Oh, I've tried, but it's just a reminder of how you're the only one who can really capture the m… https://t.co/LKTJtQZ8AZ @Dinolich @essrose Messed up. I remember, not too long ago, when you said “If I get too drunk on fame to draw my be… https://t.co/G3SibZYhNo @essrose @Dinolich I can't watch any movies or shows or read any comics or books or any media in general anymore un… https://t.co/tj9uuWZe0J
4/4
2020
You know how you sometimes think you're wearing AirPods but it turns out there's just bumblebees stuffed into your ears?
4/3
2020
@streamytoasty I feel it would have an inappropriate effect for these times. I want to keep things real somber and… https://t.co/aDfiOTPxvbReally wishing the whole ZIM series was on Netflix to really maximize a charity stream. Hulu isn’t as convenient as… https://t.co/SVj43faN4sPosted this guy with bioluminescent bits elsewhere a while back. Not entirely happy with the end result but was fun… https://t.co/1x0wCqfYWY
4/2
2020
@txtriffidranch @BrittleBandit This is the correct answer.Like a lot of people these days I'm trying to put together a circus in my home, but I live alone and have no pets s… https://t.co/xAZfqsUEg3As far as fiction goes I think I’m ready to dive back into some China Miéville stuff again. Been a while. Currently… https://t.co/VA2FKzjGhf
4/1
2020
@erictrueheart @0hSynapse I think a lot of people don’t really get just how much goes into making stupid stuff.This virus thing really messed up naked twister night...
3/31
2020
Speaking of ZIM, I haven’t forgotten about the FLORPUS Netflix party. Thought it might be a cool opportunity to rai… https://t.co/GYcKhf6OI8To clarify, only my eyebrows are immortal.Reposted because of a typo. Do I mute or block all the inevitable pedantic husks who point out the typo? Maybe bloc… https://t.co/5lEA4a3rEEPeople keep telling me it’s the 19th anniversary of INVADER ZIM as if that’s gonna impress me somehow. Come back wh… https://t.co/ZWOtGPfO2l
3/30
2020
I thought you all could use some inspiration and transcendent beauty in these strange, nervous times, so here’s thi… https://t.co/hsvFU6M0k1 @artofserenawu @Dinolich That is the ONLY animal crossing post I want to see. It is perfection incarnate. I rate it one solid bee. @DanStapleton No, man, it’s great. So many explosions, prophesies, magic devices and zany murderer girlfriends, nin… https://t.co/iOn0JFK4em @alexpardee You’ve gone full Kai’s Power Goo!Enhance.No one ever believes me about the rabbits, but this time I've got PROOF, DAMMIT. BEHOLD! #actualrabbit https://t.co/9JG2Zj9g63I’d never seen any rabbits in my neighborhood, but the last two days while on walks I’ve seen a rabbit each walk, a… https://t.co/k3VulTRp2Y
3/28
2020
Thanks to those who helped test out the discord attempt. Might not go with it and try a twitch or YouTube stream wh… https://t.co/DTZNr59BUa @amudork Nope! Just me and maybe one other person should be heard while everyone else can only listen but not have… https://t.co/556yO8GmAaNot attempting the NETFLIX party this day, just testing stuff out to see what’s possible. If it happens I’ll be sur… https://t.co/JYk8UBR4Q3Anyone know how many people can listen in on a voice channel in discord? This won't work if it's only something like 50 people.Alright, this link should work for 30 minutes. Just a small test to see if the permissions are set up properly. https://t.co/ZGjuqxltSnI’ve managed to create a discord channel where most everyone would be not only muted, but also have their lifespans… https://t.co/quWmvrxqeuOkay, so I want to be able to use this chrome extension, but it only supports text chat. How do I get everyone to a… https://t.co/x7B6VtJbMO @Hectorisfunny The ending of that movie chokes me up every goddamn time, and yeah, it’s one of my favorite scores from recent years. @amudork I specifically waited until you were on a toilet to give notes, actually. Helps with memory retention. @Dinolich That’s if I leave out all the cussing.You’d have to really set aside a good twelve hours to truly get the whole experience.Who dares attempt a NETFLIX Party of ENTER THE FLORPUS where I pause every other frame to dish out all the secrets behind my masterpiece?
3/27
2020
@Jpolgar1 You’re a goddamn juggernaut of aminatin’, man. Your were then and you’re more so now.Would somebody PLEASE just comb my hair already?You know when you’ve been wearing the same unwashed outfit for three weeks straight but it looks particularly good… https://t.co/BzdoJsHkYQWhere the hell did the word filtering thing go in Twitter? Did I dream that up? I just need a break from some of th… https://t.co/XzJnYCGVVO
3/26
2020
As far as grocery store trips go these days, my tactic is to get in and out as fast as possible and then immediatel… https://t.co/vI15Tq5bxL @SimonHuttT It was the saddest, best victory of all.we hid in a toilet and then shot the last people in the butthole by surprise. @DanStapleton Hey, no spoilers, dammit. I don’t want to know there’s a Jeff or that other people are enjoying him before I do. @DanStapleton I was laughing and saying HOLY SHIT the whole time I was so happy.Okay, no spoilers, but I just got to a point in Half Life Alyx that makes it one of the most amazing VR experiences I've ever had. The end.I convinced myself the evil chanting here was saying "Pasadena, turn around. Pasadena, turn around" and now it's ki… https://t.co/pLUQhRVOYu @gialigammari @Dinolich @amudork It was awful. She was messing around in the forbidden features section of storyboa… https://t.co/FyEP8rIfcE
3/25
2020
@Dinolich @amudork No, no, Megan, Remember? You haven no skin AND no friends. You lost all of it in that horrible storyboarding accident. @amudork @Dinolich Whoa! Stephan, ease off. You remember Megan has no skin.Did my part to enforce social distancing today and separated two people being way too close by grabbing the smaller… https://t.co/bpmYaCXksOI’m hoping they add a more visceral jump at least. Most of this is just baked in design choices but I’m pretty used… https://t.co/BRHUrs3bV2The slow fleeing from the guard coupled with the high energy action music made me laugh, again, maybe not for the right reasons.A similar awkward moment happened when a Combine soldier surprised me as I turned a corner. I turned a round mmmmmm… https://t.co/lNA14mW3GuThe scene is funny for maybe not the intended reasons because Alyx herself is frantic and panicked but as the playe… https://t.co/WSuoKMz1YVThere’s a moment in HL Alyx where a character is frantically yelling at you to hurry over to a train switch but you… https://t.co/zUxuodVlsU @TylerGlaiel I just emptied out my living room . Through my belongings on the street. I live in half life now.Half-life Alyx hardly needs any any advertising, but another VR FPS I love, very different, is Compound by… https://t.co/jQnaxhQCXJSo far it’s a much slower paced thing, closer to the gameplay of Saints and Sinners, a bit on the claustrophobic si… https://t.co/RhgdpRMAGdGiving my skull a break after 2 continuous hours with an Index clamped onto my head.I play too many Half-Life...
3/24
2020
@fourzerotwo Best I’ve done is 3rd, and even that was a horrible struggle. @fourzerotwo And holy shit, that’s a fine haul! @fourzerotwo It’s one of my favorite games these days, fo sho. Just feels good mechanically. @DanStapleton God damn yeah. Absolute screaming joy. @talissima I’m always awake...
3/23
2020
@TylerGlaiel Hopefully you find the flow. I’m okay with all the extra buttons because they all do such fun things.… https://t.co/azUN7Z7zduBefore coronavirus: Aughh, some asshole left some filth-encrusted pants in the gutter. After coronavirus: Sweet! A napkin! @TylerGlaiel Start up steam in offline mode. It’s bullshit but it works for now.It's like my words came to life, courtesy of @selfishflesh https://t.co/Sko2rjlYGQ @erictrueheart Those brains used to be inside of people’s heads. GIR sawed their skulls open and changed all of that.
3/22
2020
@essrose Oh, I’m sure you can find some people out there to provide you with one, but it’s best not to get too close to them... @mexopolis Watched that on one of my ‘watch a movie I would never normally watch’ nights and ended up yelling at to… https://t.co/ae8DWbdhfU“President Trump, these days are spooky and confusing, what do you say to confused, frightened Americans out there?… https://t.co/SJlhALUoMjDoing my part during this time of crisis. https://t.co/SeQV11u6KM
3/21
2020
@andykhouri I think that’s just it: at a glance all this stuff looks amazing, isolated moments of awe, but in conte… https://t.co/sxeounazb4 @KGishFish @derekdraws I’m a sucker for tiny thumbnails and these are truly excellent. @andykhouri True, it’s fascinating how few ideas are actually discussed in depth over the span of a single story to… https://t.co/MPvf4flNa5 @andykhouri It’s INSANE how cool everyone seems to be with someone who really did just murder someone, under duress… https://t.co/0n3V71Hds3 @andykhouri Oh, I’m DEFINITELY not gonna defend the connective strength of the writing on the show. I’m more baffle… https://t.co/RZQ33oTUxB @andykhouri Let’s discuss this further in a mandatory podcast everyone has to do while going crazy.
3/20
2020

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