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Joined Twitter 10/19/14


I always forget that I was in a whole ass sorority. RIP.
Retweeted by jilllittle baby ✈️ big baby https://t.co/BvyoC900Wc
9/25
2020
I love this song https://t.co/Wc1aphMXYt
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9/24
2020
@GoodFriendJoey bank of america 😌
9/23
2020
Absolutely do not do this https://t.co/h6JGCox6jr
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9/22
2020
@EvaSaksa stopppp I just saw ur “morning yoga” snap and I definitely cannot compare 🥵
9/21
2020
A funny looking friend is still a friend https://t.co/bHafcNp0Wy
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9/20
2020
@ramiel_sachiel 🐀 @muffaIo as they shouldwater bug 🐶 https://t.co/RgznyjA2DU @muffaIo it’s the chickens for megod killed rbg the month before the election and this is why i don’t believe in him
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9/19
2020
@TweetnAssNgga let’s talk about this PIECE https://t.co/vruc6RNgJA @TweetnAssNgga This old. https://t.co/6CJ0clvIOj
Retweeted by jill @lindsaycampbel :( almost worse somehow @D4DDYL0NGLEG5 please don’t remind me @EwdatsGROSS this was difficult but i said what i saidthis actually ruined my entire night https://t.co/ef3aLsX87R @iscscott legendary 😍Nothing has hurt me like this https://t.co/DrOma5P4x0
Retweeted by jill @muffaIo makes sense why we’ve bonded so strongly 😌
9/18
2020
literally any piece of furniture https://t.co/q6zT9dBFL6have you still never seen your parents kiss or are you normal lol @muffaIo Godme when he opens the ps5 box to 100 reasons why i love him https://t.co/chKFIpIJWJ
Retweeted by jill @brianaluvs2surf scottsdale 😌girls survive by ordering something online and holding out till it arrives and then when it does they order something else
Retweeted by jill @JessieDuzha omg happy bday beautiful 😍
9/17
2020
me ✈️ penthouse in miami https://t.co/cuj0JhuegR
9/16
2020
@mmglaser thank you! :) I will
9/15
2020
When people are over the age of 20 and say “oh just have your parents pay for it” I realize that we were raised very, very differently
Retweeted by jillive decided im going to get prettier
Retweeted by jilldrop the song https://t.co/Sx4Ta3tOYrmonty on film :) https://t.co/x4iQFeUFygi got free amazon prime for 2 weeks so now i have to go completely crazy stupidhaving tea https://t.co/2drvPUgHIa
Retweeted by jill @mtvsjackass thank you!!!6:04pm https://t.co/1TZqLt7Kqvfattest ass i’ve ever seen https://t.co/PVriA1QnaR @syductively ENOUGHkind of miss this feeling ngl https://t.co/E0dKoRqSMijust bought a salad that i would immediately eat all the croutons out of and then throw away lol :) @ssandyyc omg so pretty 🥰🥰 @viennnawaits omg I feel like I know who this is hahaha
9/14
2020
@mtvsjackass Leo here 😌who told me a 9am massage on a sunday morning was a good ideaoh 😌😌😌😌 https://t.co/X1lkzfOG0Ndon’t mix gin and gatorade. i didn’t do it or anything i’m just saying don’t.
9/13
2020
i hate that weight gain is seen as ‘not looking after yourself’ when for a lot of people it’s a sign that we are en… https://t.co/GuikWcZGch
Retweeted by jill @ninabelikethat been there done that and will never do it againthis is something so important that needs to be talked about more!!!!!!! https://t.co/xypoVwypZPthe best drinking nights always end with bagels. iykykdecided to put eyeliner on today 👀👼🏼 https://t.co/iAJr0jzRdc @BayCheyann girl that would definitely give you a tummy ache 😭
9/12
2020
just a reminder that you can mourn the tragedy that was 9/11 while also calling out the disgusting islamophobia and racism that followed.
Retweeted by jillrunning from the bathroom to the bedroom after a shower https://t.co/jhVTnnGYE2it’s my autocorrect calling my dog a bitch for me..... https://t.co/1mVwRGdPpW"imagine your card decl-" https://t.co/ofl69C3UIt
Retweeted by jillif y’all can hear it, then it’s gotta be interpreted 🤷🏻‍♀️ https://t.co/49NcGPTVdE
Retweeted by jill @Raising_Canes you guys should stop using styrofoam packaging and switch to something recyclable! 😌drag them!!!! https://t.co/tFxttCcmQH
9/11
2020
https://t.co/CEN08aWvysi have not https://t.co/DZvPmqmgNc
9/10
2020
I would like everyone to know he stopped the recording all by himselfcut the cameras https://t.co/37x90IoWUP @ssandyyc I’m so sorry I put this energy out there!!! Mine came on 2 days ago 😭 @itsssammiee incredible!when someone i’m eating with gets a pickle on the side https://t.co/qFsZhiU8gN
Retweeted by jillno one: my check engine light: hey :) @senescence__ a little far from you but my vet is open 24/7!! the scottsdale vet clinic
9/9
2020
The most pronounced woof I've ever heard https://t.co/j1m15CUYVF
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9/8
2020
Okay. Fine. I’ll say it. I never in my life looked at Justin Bieber and thought he was hot
Retweeted by jill @itsssammiee you look the same and much happier!☺️💛i love this :) and she does look so happy https://t.co/oblJQKQLw2i’m blocked https://t.co/zK1tb2itxX @notviking they should play :) https://t.co/0Gx8LVNbYo @scalezii is this what i see before i die @chandlersheIzi she said what she said. y’all are fucking crazy 🥴🤒my cultured self would pick CHEESECAKE FACTORY and I also had my 18th birthday there :) https://t.co/OlgizazGhQwere you on the internet when the “i can haz cheezburger” memes existed? if so, you may be entitled to financial compensationit is september 6th and i just opened tik tok to see someone making an apple cider mimosa...... @SENATORLAUREN 🥴🥴🥴
9/7
2020
someone at apple was like “i’m not fucking drawing that.” 😭😭 https://t.co/mN2v4IM6gy
Retweeted by jill @notviking thank youmy worst nightmare https://t.co/90prrPrOYwputting on Despicable Me just to feel somethingthat lil voodoo song from the princess and the frog ain’t have no business going that hard
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9/6
2020
After *many* requests, I'm relaunching the No More Names shirt. In the interest of spreading the wealth, all profi… https://t.co/Nsw13AQKbA
Retweeted by jilloh 😔 https://t.co/dHb2n0LZmO
9/5
2020
Mentally I’m here https://t.co/sa707K4HiW
Retweeted by jillI don’t care how hard life gets I will never drink a Bloody Mary.
Retweeted by jill @kellyidk I used to and then it started hurting my feelings :)🤍 https://t.co/5k9B4203pf
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9/4
2020
@pinnacleron stop.... don’t even get this idea in my headI love this for me!!!! https://t.co/zBfp3jObmmnobody: not a soul in the world: christine's ponytail on selling sunset: https://t.co/mMZhwbOrKt
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9/3
2020

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