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Two time Emmy nominee. Co-Creator of #MightyMed. Writer for #CandaceAgainstTheUniverse, #MiloMurphysLaw, #PhineasandFerb, #AmericanDad, #FamilyGuy. Logophile.

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Joined Twitter 5/5/09


@HewittJSB @Fazioli_Pianos I'm so sorry to hear about your beloved piano. I love your recordings! @FelineLover1234 @DanPovenmire @mmonogram @joncoltonbarry I wrote that line! Thanks!
2/11
2020
It would be a shame if this video that exposes Mitch McConnell got tons of retweets and moved from 580,000 views to… https://t.co/OOmusto5N0
Retweeted by Jim Bernstein @kaleb_koch @DisneyTVANews If I tell you, I will never be heard from again.I saw part of the almost-finished #CandaceAgainstTheUniverse last week. It's going to be awesome! I can't say any… https://t.co/sW4z4hjcn5 @nachiopistachio Because there's lots of weird stuff in the second dimension!
2/1
2020
@poweranimals I know! I'm so bummed. You can buy it on Apple or iTunes. Maybe they'll put it on Disney Plus at some point.I think this is hilarious, and so true. https://t.co/g9fpANzbS3Here's a tiny bit of news about #CandaceAgainstTheUniverse. @DanPovenmire @mmonogram https://t.co/pVrxf3qkhrSo honored to meet the amazing @TaikaWaititi on Sunday and hear him speak about #JojoRabbit. If you haven't seen t… https://t.co/nzXymEzFMn
1/14
2019
Someone’s been having meetings! https://t.co/Jdxu2bSeK5I did not realize that Haydn was into LOTR. https://t.co/XKGJGeCkc4#phineasandferb and #milomurphyslaw are both on #DisneyPlus! "Candace Against The Universe" will premiere on #DisneyPlus next summer!
11/17
2019
So proud to have been a part of this! #PhineasAndFerb ⁦@DanPovenmire⁩ ⁦@mmonogram⁩ ⁦@zombietardis⁩ https://t.co/9MXjuCIGMV
8/24
2019
Here’s a fun live action remake of “Busted” #PhineasAndFerb https://t.co/vhLBq5jeg7
6/14
2019
Look what I found when I was roaming the halls of Disney! Good ol’ #MightyMed! https://t.co/khn6Pna5KX
5/23
2019
I had such a great time today with my pals @ScottDPeterson1 and @zombietardis at the book signing for their hilario… https://t.co/Tc93f64qYYI really loved working with all the talented folks on #MiloMurphysLaw. Thanks @DanPovenmire @mmonogramhttps://t.co/wWFy4RFXmJ
5/19
2019
Here's some more info about @ScottDPeterson1 and @zombietardis book signing tomorrow. https://t.co/esuZtUmhLf @DanPovenmire @mmonogramMeet #phineasandferb and #milomurphyslaw writers @ScottDPeterson1 and @zombietardis as they sign their hilarious ne… https://t.co/G3CCzuLRla
5/17
2019
A brand new home for every single episode of the show too! https://t.co/twttiQRJBW
Retweeted by Jim BernsteinHere's a listing of the new programming that will be shown on #DisneyPlus https://t.co/4GAGLK0XwvHere's a little bit more info about the #PhineasAndFerb movie. https://t.co/2rgEt5kGW2 @kaleb_koch @mmonogram @DanPovenmire @zombietardis @ashleytisdale @ErrigoVoice @VinMan17 We can't say anything about the movie. Sorry. :)
4/13
2019
@zombietardis @DanPovenmire @mmonogram @ScottDPeterson1 @AjharArt When will it arrive? I can’t wait!Are there any voice menus whose options have not recently changed? @Wierd_o78033920 @DEADLINE Something entirely new and different.So thrilled to have been one of the writers on the new #PhineasAndFerb movie! https://t.co/ZI74dyYWLQ via @Deadline
4/12
2019
You know, when you work so hard on something it’s great when someone really appreciates it. This review makes me pr… https://t.co/i5BhmGJz4D
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1/6
2019
#MiloMurphysLaw #PhineasAndFerb crossover is tomorrow!!! @DanPovenmire @mmonogram @zombietardis https://t.co/XIPHsjuUNY
1/4
2018
@zombietardis She's starting to help remove them. :) @AltroYara A girl. @JayLender1 No. That's hilarious! "Which one is the funny one?" would have been good also. Or "The cat's good in… https://t.co/JTz0Hy9wNR @AltroYara Elfie.My new writing partner. https://t.co/AAglHDm5FW"Chop Away at My Heart" in Spanish. Love it! #MiloMurphysLaw @DanPovenmire @mmonogram @zombietardishttps://t.co/W4ecuBAgk7
12/17
2018
Here's a direct link to the video of Dr. Doofenshmirtz interviewing @alyankovic about the #phineasandferbhttps://t.co/DSlxElJkloExclusive video of Dr. Doofenshmirtz interviewing @alyankovic embedded in this article. Check it out!… https://t.co/OiHCdRdvL7Interesting strategy for the Disney Channel to wait 17 years between seasons... but finally, Season 2 of Milo Murph… https://t.co/ezacLXIMVW
Retweeted by Jim BernsteinOur long national nightmare is almost over. Season Two of MILO MURPHY'S LAW to Debut on PHINEAS AND FERB Crossover https://t.co/0oPUjuwZyF
Retweeted by Jim BernsteinHere's another nice article about #MiloMurphysLaw Season 2. @DanPovenmire @mmonogram @zombietardis @ScottDPeterson1 https://t.co/f5zhJ8kWmTI guess it's official! #MiloMurphysLaw returns on January 5th! @DanPovenmire @mmonogram @ScottDPeterson1https://t.co/Y7TaKek3YD
12/13
2018
Okay, still no flying cars, but at least we have smart robot vacuums. https://t.co/i6zdMoXD5p
12/8
2018
Okay, so this was cool... https://t.co/O5KorgXdRs
11/29
2018
Rick Santorum is co-chair of an advocacy group for biofuels, which emit even more greenhouse gases than conventiona… https://t.co/jRLKoySDCJ
Retweeted by Jim BernsteinDear CNN, Get Rick Santorum off of our screens. If we wanted to watch conservatives lie over and over again, we’d… https://t.co/S9lgvxjSE9
Retweeted by Jim BernsteinApparently @RickSantorum thinks we climate scientists who were paid ZERO DOLLARS to write the… https://t.co/XZ44PfQ4Ne
Retweeted by Jim BernsteinReally angry at @AC360 for allowing climate change denier Rick Santorum (paid by oil lobby) to spout his nonsense u… https://t.co/ewAZsNvK3Gon climate change, Rick Santorum is all those tobacco executives who spent decades insisting there was no proof that smoking caused cancer
Retweeted by Jim Bernstein @ac360 you are creating a false equivalency by having people like Rick Santorum on your program. Rick Santorum has… https://t.co/SmM3JLBtP1
11/28
2018
My iPhone just suggested “Glagolitic“ as a replacement for a word I misspelled. Yeah, Glagolitic. That’s what I was trying to say.A friend of mine carved this awesome pumpkin of Phineas. What do you think? @DanPovenmire @mmonogramhttps://t.co/50u9JjdqjN
11/21
2018
Farewell, #StanLee. It was fun getting to share the screen with you. https://t.co/gF6gSCRSgi
11/13
2018
And here's the #MiloMurphysLaw schedule for December. Look out for our Season 2 Premiere/#phineasandferb crossover… https://t.co/FOTFSAP4UAHey Everybody, they're replaying episodes of #MiloMurphysLaw on Disney XD in preparation for our second season prem… https://t.co/tJ57aw6huP
11/12
2018
@DanPovenmire They're all of people.
11/11
2018
I try not to post about politics ever. I want my Twitter feed to be about the joy of animation and writing. But I… https://t.co/Kk1oWb1jEOThank you for speaking up @katyperry. Our president's response to the terrible fires was heartless and cruel. https://t.co/WcCgIjj0Lw @leevirginiaanne @realDonaldTrump How can you continue to support him? He tells reporters to shut up and that thei… https://t.co/1JEDtUSYwrReally nice photo of @DanPovenmire and @mmonogram from last night's event at the USC School of Cinematic Arts. https://t.co/nWis1mx93gI think this is the first time that @DanPovenmire and @mmonogram have actually listened to me. (Although it looks… https://t.co/jD1NvZn0pf
11/10
2018
So thrilled to be part of this panel discussion on animation at USC Film School with my pals @DanPovenmire and… https://t.co/R5y6Sq8hJK
11/9
2018
Vote! Vote! Vote! https://t.co/CqJ7b8wzx9So that's why cats don't like vacuum cleaners... https://t.co/3ljiqnl1e1
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11/6
2018
Do they have concertos for other illnesses? https://t.co/niXa2CrSNU
11/2
2018
New update to Lord of the Rings #lotro: Atli Spiderbane is no longer hiding behind the well. A one-way exit from… https://t.co/4c080so54jTough call. It's between C and F, of course. https://t.co/9FrvY25IcD
10/31
2018
Me and my friend Mr. Toad https://t.co/e9sLFee3brRetweet this and T-Mobile will give $2 to Hurricane victims. #HR4HR#HR4HR
10/29
2018
#HR4HR
10/28
2018
#HR2HR
10/27
2018
So great to see my pal @NealShusterman who is on tour with his son Jarrod promoting their new book, #DRY. Go out a… https://t.co/8ZxXRFahG6
10/25
2018
Okay, so a German World War II airplane crashed on the freeway today in L.A. What else is new? https://t.co/4MlLI8EWZO
10/24
2018
The word "bilious" showed a small uptick around 1850, and has definitely dropped off in popularity since 1890. I b… https://t.co/tVfsfGrQy9Word of the Day! Peregrination - A journey, especially a long and meandering one. "The peregrinations of the coun… https://t.co/kWbSt60ecz
10/23
2018
Love this... https://t.co/gMDf5aqLmwWho needs a paper shredder when you've got these guys? https://t.co/DB57QpEVG6
10/22
2018
I just yawned while dictating something into my phone, and the phone transcribed my yawn as “yeah.” Silly phone.
10/18
2018
Doesn’t this sound like a lovely spot? https://t.co/DcZ9HGYVqj
10/4
2018
Oooh! I can use two words of the day in a sentence. "Those caryatids are wearing diaphanous gowns!"Today's word of the day: Caryatid -- a stone carving of a draped female figure, used as a pillar to support the ent… https://t.co/tqWfIuFk2kI’m using #DuoLingo to study Spanish. They have little cartoons of the people who are supposed to be saying the ph… https://t.co/9Djt8lNuRy
10/3
2018
Uhp, I haven't been very good about my word of the day. Well, here's a new one. "Diaphanous" meaning "light, deli… https://t.co/jT7T2kdFpvOrder Josh and Scott's book! https://t.co/KTPoK2OwIW
10/1
2018
Hopefully, I'll have the discipline to do this. I'm going to start tweeting one of my favorite obscure words every… https://t.co/c1pCIe7f8q
9/28
2018
Hey buddy, you poke me one more time with that paddle and I’m going to throw an octopus in your face. https://t.co/UTcMkCqx2b via @YouTube
9/27
2018
They keep sneaking me into episodes of #MiloMurphysLaw! This is from “A Clockwork Origin.” This really looks quit… https://t.co/z3FXRAfgu8 @nachiopistachio There's a whole new season of Milo starting in January. Sorry you all had to wait so long! @nachiopistachio I’m impressed that you knew that! Are you Dutch?Here’s an episode that I wrote of #milomurphyslaw in Dutch. Well, I didn’t write it Dutch. I wrote it English and… https://t.co/9ABRmtnPfu
9/26
2018
Nice to see that people in Boston have a sense of humor! https://t.co/iRfYaP2KoEI love that I made a typo in my post about a language app!So proud of my #MiloMurphysLaw and #phineasandferb pals @zombietardis and @ScottDPeterson1! Order their book! https://t.co/LT7fivi59ySome fun artwork from the awesome @AshMichelleSims! #MiloMurphysLaw https://t.co/QhbZ7FWt7v
9/17
2018
Love this screenshot from #Duolingo. I really great and easy to use language learning app, by the way. https://t.co/H717Rs1c5h
9/3
2018
Here's a nice tweet from @alysonStoner about the #phineasandferb #milomurphyslaw crossover! https://t.co/GAZ6rqjyZv @CoziZuehlsdorff You're the best. It was such a joy to work with you! You are so talented, and such a wonderful p… https://t.co/2hxvdHUGnfHere's a sneak peak of the #phineasandferb #milomurphyslaw crossover! Coming January 2019!… https://t.co/NOZNDoaH6QCongrats to @CoziZuehlsdorff who was so wonderful as Jordan on #MightyMed. I am so thrilled at her continued succe… https://t.co/qwRMdOMCQw
8/14
2018

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