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1997 Bowling Digest Co-Bowler of the Year https://t.co/MV5fWNNOlI

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Joined Twitter 3/23/09


.@IamWandaSykes on #BlackLivesMatter, quarantine with her twins, and her Twitter feud with @ScottBaio... https://t.co/idTwbP1e3a
6/5
2020
Apologies for the really difficult question here, but for some unknown reason, Laura Ingraham is now totally OK wit… https://t.co/b9RO34lYz9
Retweeted by Jimmy KimmelI’m seeing this all across the country in video after video for a week. I wish more mainstream outlets would cover… https://t.co/yNu1W6kr2q
Retweeted by Jimmy Kimmelthis thread is well worth your time https://t.co/Pk6H3byoGw
6/4
2020
This is who I am Challenge. Desperate times call for the best of who we are. Your life matters. #THISISWHOIAMhttps://t.co/SJNpcRfgYS
Retweeted by Jimmy KimmelJoin St. Joseph Center and APL Restaurant on Sunday, June 7th at 3:00 PM for the virtual Picnic of Hope, with award… https://t.co/Sg89yJBmlg
Retweeted by Jimmy Kimmel.@Shaq on George Floyd, Trump, discrimination, law enforcement, and his family... https://t.co/f0GoY8OHjFDay 8 of protests, @RealDonaldTrump thumps the Bible and what I know about white privilege... https://t.co/xN0qmbs3nr
6/3
2020
This is REQUIRED listening right now. @VanLathan is a thought leader right now. https://t.co/F6Mr2G9lvz #GeorgeFloyd
Retweeted by Jimmy KimmelThis is probably the most impactful picture I have ever taken. #JusticeForGeorgeFloyd #LongBeachhttps://t.co/ymXwwWIe9v
Retweeted by Jimmy KimmelAll of a sudden Tump can’t see good people on both sides. Hmmmmmm!!!
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6/2
2020
good one Kayleigh! https://t.co/0gQrR9CP1r
6/1
2020
Thank you for this ⁦@kaj33⁩ Kareem Abdul-Jabbar https://t.co/X44CqfYPZm
5/31
2020
'The trait that most distinguishes psychopaths is the utter absence of conscience — the capacity to lie, cheat, ste… https://t.co/Cj6Mp9cK8P
Retweeted by Jimmy KimmelMy thoughts on George Floyd, the riots in Minneapolis and @RealDonaldTrump's violent stupidity...… https://t.co/yxWXtWvIkr
5/30
2020
I reported this tweet because it threatens violence. I suggest you do the same. https://t.co/N5kLqTHu8q
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5/29
2020
Is @Andy Cohen the smartest person @AndersonCooper knows? Find out tonight on a NEW #WhoWantsToBeAMillionaire at 8|… https://t.co/u1lCz37PTtYou can’t see the @Dodgers play, but you CAN get tested for COVID-19 at the new stadium drive-in super site. Testin… https://t.co/clkbwzw2xdIf what Donald Williams says doesn’t break your heart, you might not have one. #JusticeForGeorgeFloyd https://t.co/bPIQhJzQJR
5/28
2020
.@TracyMorgan tries to store a friend for the night on a NEW #CrankYankers with @AdamCarolla @TheBrianPosehnhttps://t.co/fcoDv3nSuGRestricting mail in voting during a pandemic is dangerous enough. But Trump's statements highlight another threat:… https://t.co/zhkkdzbEdP
Retweeted by Jimmy KimmelBut you told me I was the ultimate thriver! https://t.co/JRMUANaK97I never thought I'd say this, but listen to @seanhannity https://t.co/PiJa4I0lsA
5/27
2020
GOP governor offers emotional plea to the anti-mask crowd: Stop this senseless culture war https://t.co/3azYPHJATD
5/26
2020
Please take time to remember and give thanks for the men and women who gave their lives in service to our country a… https://t.co/Dkii3yV4nB
5/25
2020
What are you wearing to church today? https://t.co/PbjbniwFi9
5/24
2020
An incredible nurse from #Philly gets a surprise from @KevinHart4Real... #HealthCareHerohttps://t.co/fqPCZhSgD7Up. Roger is looking up. https://t.co/zBuShTBF24This Day in President History – May 21, 2012 VS. May 21, 2020 https://t.co/scZnMejPW3
5/22
2020
For the President to threaten federal funding in the midst of a pandemic over a state exercising its authority to r… https://t.co/PrVe38mqdm
Retweeted by Jimmy Kimmel#WhoWantsToBeAMillionaire is NEW tonight with @DrPhil @KaitlinOlson & #TheWrongMissy @LaurenLapkus! 8|7c… https://t.co/EFO2YwjX1TThe band at my HS alma mater @ClarkChargers is still marching at home https://t.co/XOBbn7eamM
5/21
2020
.@KanyeWest wants to give @KimKardashian a very special facial and it's up to Terrence to make it happen tonight on… https://t.co/5aCs9Q4rTi
5/20
2020
Some of Fred Willard's friends on the very funny man they were fortunate enough to work with... #ChristopherGuesthttps://t.co/T4QGjMaX82We pay tribute to our dear, hilarious friend Fred Willard... https://t.co/R6qIONtrvH
5/19
2020
I am sad to say goodbye to Fred Willard, who was still the funniest of men at age 86. Here's what turned out to be… https://t.co/uS2zlLvgpJWanted to do a little thread about one of the all time greats, Mr. Fred Willard, and how he's been quietly doing a… https://t.co/G11fPz7aT9
Retweeted by Jimmy KimmelSo sad to hear that Fred Willard passed away. One of my favorite roles of his was as Ron Albertson in Waiting For… https://t.co/JLWUnVG2lZ
Retweeted by Jimmy Kimmelhttps://t.co/uLDfznqRcfThere was no man sweeter or funnier. We were so lucky to know Fred Willard and will miss his many visits https://t.co/joHM39o8k4My daughter Katie makes animals out of the earth! https://t.co/uccdUu5jhQ
5/16
2020
A NEW #WhoWantsToBeAMillionaire with #CatherineOHara & @DrPhil tonight at 8|7c on #ABC! @MillionaireTV @ABCNetwork https://t.co/Mguwwq5ThVThe good news is that unemployed Americans can sign up for Obamacare. The bad news is that The Republican party, t… https://t.co/dFoTVFMkoT
Retweeted by Jimmy KimmelMEDIA ALERT: tonight on the show, I will use the word smidgen. Please direct all inquiries to @lewiskayVote.
Retweeted by Jimmy KimmelThe great Bill Murray shares bubbles of wisdom from his bathtub... #JimmyKimmelLiveFromHisHouse #StayHome https://t.co/nJM7AlQzXoYou know you’ve been at home too long when your three year old starts making face masks for Spider-Man https://t.co/lyDR3MlPg2
5/14
2020
Hey @DJKhaled! Terrence is planning you a gender reveal party tonight on a NEW #CrankYankers with @Ilizahttps://t.co/fW8bOlpAZzAt this point, it’s the only thing I have to look forward to. https://t.co/a6AsuH0HYc.@LionelRichie on his quarantine afro, "We Are the World," and recording with the late, great @_KennyRogers in tenn… https://t.co/tF7BQ0STsN
5/13
2020
Tonight we pay tribute to one of the all-time TV greats - the late Garry Marshall... #TheHappyDaysOfGarryMarshallhttps://t.co/dv1r33nLfpThis new Joe Biden ad rips into Trump for his COVID-19 response https://t.co/PX1eV1Dcl0
Retweeted by Jimmy Kimmel.@AdamSandler was built for quarantine... #JimmyKimmelLiveFromHisHouse #StayHome https://t.co/heIhiFYS47Now THIS video has been doctored... @RealDonaldTrump #JimmyKimmelLiveFromHisHouse #StayHome @DrFakenstein https://t.co/ue10HBjmj9By his vice majesty’s request, my official on-air apology to the truth-loving, profoundly-principled @VP Mike Pence… https://t.co/3de2Wdbht1The President is tested every day. Every single person he comes into contact with is also tested. If anyone tests… https://t.co/fTgSmD4MUq
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5/12
2020
Dave Grohl's love letter to @foofighters (and music) fans https://t.co/5DVVUOL4nW10 years ago, a friend sent me a @YouTube video of a man who saw two rainbows in the sky. This video made everyone… https://t.co/HWxt19RJLUMy first roast was of Jerry Stiller on Comedy Central. After the show, he sent me a lovely letter that I will keep… https://t.co/hnLi5iKQPsThis is stunning to watch: 60 Minutes details a "political disinformation campaign" that went from Matt Gaetz to Tu… https://t.co/iLwc8aDzxE
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5/11
2020
Go make Melania brunch. https://t.co/ZenUXrcXSSHappy #MothersDay to my mom, my wife @mollymcnearney and all the amazing mothers celebrating in quarantine. Today,… https://t.co/3jPwD7DFMv
5/10
2020
A great way to celebrate mom in quarantine! #MothersDay #Cargarita @MollyMcNearney #JimmyKimmelLiveFromHisHousehttps://t.co/DjGvlI3xflWe salute our Health Care Heroes of the Week - a brave mother/daughter nurse team from Arkansas who traveled to NYC… https://t.co/oI2iOIS5hp
5/9
2020
AP Exclusive: Docs show top WH officials buried CDC report https://t.co/bmTUAXOSKd
Retweeted by Jimmy Kimmel#MomTexts with @GwynethPaltrow @ArnettWill #LakeithStanfield #ElleFanning #JanuaryJones #BenSchwartz @RejectedJokeshttps://t.co/IbjOGP0oZOit would appear that @vp was joking about carrying empty boxes for a staged publicity stunt. The full video reveals… https://t.co/jRMwxpGjrJnow this has gone too far https://t.co/HTZLQck1xA
5/8
2020
Maybe the weirdest #WhoWantsToBeAMillionaire ever with @HannibalBuress & #CatherineOHara TONIGHT at 8|7c on #ABC!… https://t.co/csiGKYQgRgThis nation is collapsing right in front of us. We're watching it. Generations from now they'll wonder why we did n… https://t.co/DHz0iMiOwm
Retweeted by Jimmy KimmelMy 5-year-old and I had a tense pancake stand-off today... #JimmyKimmelLiveFromHisHouse #StayHome https://t.co/vRrXX5RFWethis is a very funny (and educational!) book by a very funny (and educational) man named Alan. Buy it for the Alan… https://t.co/29lk1IQadx
5/7
2020
NEW #CrankYankers with @IamWandaSykes @DavidAlanGrier @MikeyFunTime @AdamPally @AbbiJacobson @RealJeffreyRoss &… https://t.co/zf2K63vN6JTo our underpaid, overworked and under-appreciated heroes on the frontline - thank you today and always.… https://t.co/ZrkL9uKJjOThe great @JerrySeinfeld on the Michael Jordan documentary #TheLastDance, being intimidated by @KeithHernandez, thr… https://t.co/TvjAdoMP8ZThank you teachers! Every week is now #TeacherAppreciationWeek... #JimmyKimmelLiveFromHisHouse #StayHome https://t.co/2YhItSEe8KThis is what it feels like when the "President" of the United States attacks you personally https://t.co/wzp4ed4GHr
5/6
2020
I can think of no better metaphor for this presidency than Donald Trump not wearing a face mask to a face mask fact… https://t.co/JzscTPVpdZI watched at the stroke of midnight and loved it. https://t.co/LQbcm9E52THappy Cinco de Mayo Mr. President! Thanks for the shout-out - now get back to work royally fucking everything up! https://t.co/aa3VKeePJvOnly a few days left for a chance to "sit in" with my band on @JimmyKimmelLive. Make a donation here… https://t.co/ublCad8TeE
5/5
2020
THANK YOU FIREFIGHTERS! https://t.co/tAf8jog3b7Happy #50 to our Canadian-American treasure @arnettwill - Today, most of North America celebrates your birth.Good stuff from Dave Eggers via @NYTOpinion https://t.co/8rbADylMpf
5/4
2020
A NEW #WhoWantsToBeAMillionaire with @AnthonyAnderson @IkeBarinholtz & @HannibalBuress TONIGHT at 8|7c on… https://t.co/JQ7pQGAP5UI join @LiveKellyRyan this morning because being in quarantine is better with @KellyRipa & @RyanSeacrestI put the brain of @GStephanopoulos to the test! @MillionaireTV from George's kitchen on @GMAI challenged my kids Jane & Billy to another round of #WhoWantsToBeAMillionaire - NOW ON THURSDAYS at 8|7c on… https://t.co/MpoH001QMz.@TracyMorgan tries to get his wife "space pregnant" on a NEW #CrankYankers tonight with @SarahKSilvermanhttps://t.co/8sxTJxryDy
4/30
2020
Happy 50th to @AndreAgassi who has done even more great things off the court than he did on it - and that’s saying… https://t.co/vankfRiSBp
4/29
2020
this will make you feel better https://t.co/bC9KyGOHIj.@StJosephCtr has been housing, feeding & supporting homeless families in LA for over 40 years. They need our help… https://t.co/M8FEpFWe7HAn incredible #HealthCareHero from #NY gets a great surprise from the great Dave Grohl...… https://t.co/kcnLrPctf6
4/28
2020
Tonight, I open the doors of my refrigerator to @Andy Cohen #WWHLatHome @BravoTV @BravoWWHL
4/27
2020
Thanks to @JFreeWright for putting this together & special thanks to the frontline workers in Brooklyn and everywhe… https://t.co/M1xYWPGLEQ
4/25
2020
If you’re going to listen to anyone, listen to @Morgan_Freeman… #StayHome https://t.co/gYyxH0Kp2v
4/24
2020
you are 100% about 91% https://t.co/7p64b7Kekd
4/23
2020
A special #SpiderMan surprise for my son Billy on his third birthday... THANK YOU @TomHolland1996! https://t.co/QW8jBC7ltEIt appears the mayor of Las Vegas got hold of all the drink tickets before quarantine. https://t.co/EaxTRQnAuE
Retweeted by Jimmy KimmelThe @mayoroflasvegas Carolyn Goodman should resign before lunch arrives today. She is an embarrassment to my hometown.
4/22
2020

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