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Self-made hundredaire. Narrator. Product Mgr. Pedant. Inappropriate. Sports Fan. Oversharing raconteur. IG: JinDenver. Personal Twitter.🌹

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Joined Twitter 5/17/07


Holy crap how did I miss this - the mental giants that planned the Whitmer kidnapping did a little "look how big ou… https://t.co/B3n4wQ50ZUMy Apple Watch tells me that my resting heart rate is like 58bpm which like, strikes me as kind of amazing for a fat guy?Does anyone else have this?I will never get used to that temperature transition where your thermostat says 74, and 2 months ago that felt hot,… https://t.co/tYb5bmuR6CEvery American worker should be applauding, supporting, and uniting/identifying with workers in Bolivia. https://t.co/fCM1Gy9lqSAmy Coney Barrett reversed a jury award to a pregnant teen raped by a prison guard because raping pregnant teens wa… https://t.co/qGkyquhvbA
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10/19
2020
@mattgaetz How very “small government” of you.THAT’S SO SPURSY!! @EricTrump @ABC @CNN @abcnews @CNNnewsroom So excited to see you in federal prison someday!Oh wooooow Ava is a bad movie.
10/18
2020
@postpolitics It’s not partisan gridlock when the GOP is refusing to do any good faith governing. @hrkbenowen This is completely false and looooook at all the right wing sheep falling for it. @kayleighmcenany You need real help, and I hope you get it.Wait I thought we were supposed to be proud of our politicians who grifted their way into being “millionaires”? https://t.co/PzfYQkKIBSDo you think McConnells kids understand how much of a piece of shit their father is? No, neither do I. https://t.co/lB994Ihc31Mitch McConnell blocking coronavirus relief legislation for 155 days, legislation to restore Voting Rights Act for… https://t.co/Eqr4kcONZJ
Retweeted by *sigh* It’s Jason🌹 @ggreenwald This is a shitty argument, even from you.Hurr durr truth doesn’t matter. Hurr durr if they’re fabricated why isn’t anyone denying they’re real? Hurr durr si… https://t.co/BpTT2DoVW9
10/17
2020
@lzzcat https://t.co/LPtza0Y4r1 @lzzcat People think those are real?Nighttime outdoor standup comedy in October. That means 45 degree temps. Perfection. #denver #denverfall #standuphttps://t.co/0rNojP8sHr
10/16
2020
@Mr_Honkitude @joshtpm It was an open fucking tweet. That you think it was nefarious is sad. Pay attention to the important things. @JoeConchaTV Like, are you fucking stupid? Trump refused to do the debate. And you wonder if Scully had an impact? Asinine. @Mr_Honkitude @joshtpm Yeah. He lied and then admitted and apologized. That’s what professionals do. Apologize. Non… https://t.co/HrNbWsWtjuOh my goodness. Just *chefs kiss*. The only thing this is missing is someone named Track, Trig, or Bristol. https://t.co/KGIQn8HM5oListen, I am a sheep in MANY ways. My love for Fleetwood Mac is not one of them.I started listening to Dreams in heavy rotation like a month ago after a road trip to Montana (really, all of Rumou… https://t.co/HIhtGfyCcFAbsolutely guarantee they won’t use this if it’s right wingers protesting if/when Trump loses. https://t.co/ZLgTiAsFLmNope. https://t.co/MrSqL8e2P9 @BrittRubinstein This implies that we are allowed to leave our computers.And I had to download an 82gb update to find this out. Only to have to then go and install multiple other things in… https://t.co/exhhtkZ539So let me get this straight. Call Of Duty effectively uninstalled itself from my Xbox on its own, and installed a d… https://t.co/drCFB67uMAI like how I pay for 600mbps internet, only get 275, and my Xbox can’t download a game update faster than 20.
10/15
2020
@KJTorrance @nypost You should try being a journalist. @KJTorrance @nypost It’s blatantly false information. It’s an editorial, an opinion piece with no basis in fact 🤣 I… https://t.co/IwhdTmEa8G @ColeJ71909899 In the end it promotes the bootstrap myth, trickle down economics, blames the poor for their own suf… https://t.co/rsbbQbKK3l @ColeJ71909899 https://t.co/mm4Nj5zavW @ColeJ71909899 https://t.co/3u6gDsUSxQ @ColeJ71909899 https://t.co/KR15RjAYxZIt's important to remember that Hillbilly Elegy is conservative propaganda. It's trash. Ron Howard doing a film ada… https://t.co/T68F5l1EMN @_StayGoldenGirl @itsJeffTiedrich @MarshaBlackburn I’m not being rude. God doesn’t exist and you should join reality. That’s not rude. @MarshaBlackburn Neither does “AR-15” but you dumb fucks will sacrifice schoolchildren in defense of someone’s righ… https://t.co/N7X75DanPtNeither does “AR-15” but you dumb fucks will sacrifice schoolchildren in defense of someone’s right to own one, now… https://t.co/vu4mOVPIh9 @_StayGoldenGirl @itsJeffTiedrich @MarshaBlackburn Right, so, god doesn’t exist and isn’t real. So, get your shit t… https://t.co/y50h3xy0as @nachosarah I have a few friends who live in Grand Rapids and I’m told it depends on if it’s a front yard or a side… https://t.co/T7zJa0Rijt @JoshMalina (beyond excited to see if people think I'm serious) @JoshMalina If you didn't get the role then why is your picture in the middle? @Denver_dan Truth. @Denver_dan Where exactly was it?I ordered dinner from a restaurant on Sunday night and they have sent me a marketing email every day since then, in… https://t.co/PX3yR9P3Mc @lzzcat And in the meantime we've got a COVID job loss in he household and I shouldn't be spending a dime but hey, whatever! @lzzcat I don't either. Was curious if they were worth the hype. I'm sitting here going through the pre-preorder… https://t.co/EIaWObCIWN @lzzcat Do you have the AirPod pros? @lzzcat @JayKid05 KEEP YOUR PORN OFF TWITTER, ELIZARDBETH. @lzzcat Well I mean that's kinda where I'm at too. My first computer in 86 was an Apple II C+, but where it matters… https://t.co/IWOxxrOsn4 @lzzcat @JayKid05 So this is a neat thing, I feel like I can't text on iPhones anymore. EVERYTHING is a fat-finger.… https://t.co/j0NQq0OwAT @lzzcat This is good twitter. @lzzcat I hit "send tweet" on that tweet and thought to myself "under 7 minutes before Ms. Lizard responds" which i… https://t.co/K84qhZiY23I kinda want the gold iPhone, not gonna lie.And similarly https://t.co/kJE6TLMreU
Retweeted by *sigh* It’s Jason🌹This is as interesting as it is terrifying. https://t.co/vjMc7okAOqThey say this, and then think you’re too stupid to need to provide any proof or data to back up what they say. They… https://t.co/s6yEi6ppJLThe GOP is actively, openly, & admittedly committing a crime in California. They are actively, openly, & admittedly… https://t.co/cSZExJwKicHow does a county of 5M people record more votes today than a state of 10M? People who refuse to be silenced with v… https://t.co/cKbIwDXLeb
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10/14
2020
@christine_pdx I’ve never heard of anyone even having this use case but I like it. @christine_pdx Idk what you mean by voicemail greeting optionI know this is pretty minor, but it's just such a basic no-brainer feature improvement that the fact they've simply… https://t.co/QdwrkgoP9XKnow I need to get up next Sunday for golf at 7:15a? Cool. I have to wait until a week out to set an alarm for that… https://t.co/CdJKrfyb6CiOS Devices are wonderful devices that work well & are pretty & all of that. But it's still fucking amazing that it… https://t.co/amPkQ1CZrwOh look, the GOP has an illegal ballot harvesting operation in California. This is my shocked face. https://t.co/f523GICNicRETWEET THIS TWEET AND I MAY SLIDE INTO YOUR DM’s WITH AN EARLY #NHL21 CODE RIGHT NOW 🤫 https://t.co/zl5Wp5mY21
Retweeted by *sigh* It’s Jason🌹 @lzzcat I’ll be right over.MULTIPLE other sports leagues also did this, and did it first. https://t.co/JNpqEPWnWl
10/13
2020
ACB looks looks like she will be another lazy radical Conservative like Thomas, who claims RE because an 18c docume… https://t.co/4kjhixyqQ5
Retweeted by *sigh* It’s Jason🌹Oooooh you sweet summer child. This is a foot fetish. https://t.co/i4KvAOAuoJCapitalism demands that every moment of your time be productive, commodified for yourself or other people. Capitali… https://t.co/jSs9fejzJUYou ever think certain Twitter ppl you associate together for some reason are actually like best friends but in rea… https://t.co/l7gpjtvgnoOH LOOK. SUSAN COLLINS IS CONCERNED. The only thing more certain then her eventual vote for confirmation is that… https://t.co/BSubjDJ2be @lzzcat In my feed/life (the same thing, really) it’s a lot of like “I don’t vote for people who aren’t the best” o… https://t.co/wp6vGAgSlR @lzzcat I have a few of those. @lzzcat This feels like a longer conversation but like, of what stripe are the people who have provided such anger? @lzzcat I have worked with a significant amount of offshore developers like this. @lzzcat Oh yeah I totally get it. And this isn’t really shade. I just giggled and felt like sharing.Refusing to get behind the only candidate that can beat the other shitty one is saying you're fine with not trying… https://t.co/qjCE4SCydmIt's beyond time for all of those whiny "I can't bring myself to vote for Biden!" ppl to get their shit together. R… https://t.co/o86i6v5ZXfOh okay. So not in a cold oven? Which is a thing people do and why you specifically pointed out I should use a hot… https://t.co/63RhxWaAeQThis whole thread. https://t.co/q0IfRMQrvrI guess this is @PeteButtigieg night. This answer to a question on “late term” abortion embodies the kind of decenc… https://t.co/tsvGIz7vq9
Retweeted by *sigh* It’s Jason🌹My kink is people pretending things that would happen in half of major metropolitan areas in the country could only… https://t.co/eiPNqDPGHX @LaurToronto4 Dr Nick https://t.co/xiLBa4v1KU
10/12
2020
Truly proud of The Bruins for doing absolutely nothing in free agency for like the 12th straight year. They need a… https://t.co/H4ZIepRTfH @RichLowry How can you be THIS fucking willfully ignorant? You should be ashamed. You previously argued for shrinki… https://t.co/22ORrg2hB0They also argued against SHRINKING the court in 2016 when it looked like Clinton would win. They haven’t a shred of… https://t.co/xNFeQOxEL2People like this intentionally & willfully misunderstand why the court is 9 judges. If they were honest about it th… https://t.co/Mn34Zb3A7cLaughable that the NFL still hasn’t canceled the season. @kyledcheney It’s not signed. Why has the doctor stopped signing the memos? @sladesr So what you’re missing is WHY SCOTUS has 9 justices. It’s because there used to be 9 appellate circuits. N… https://t.co/7tgGSdDuAb
10/11
2020
ICYMI: Know who went to Moscow in 2013 to let the Russians and their allies in Ukraine know Trump would be running… https://t.co/P1ObK79zo8
Retweeted by *sigh* It’s Jason🌹I don’t super mind Krug leaving, though it stinks - I’d rather have some bigger bodies; tired of watching the Bruin… https://t.co/GBm5AYUef8 @rsaydlowski @LindseyGrahamSC As long as it’s that office in the basement from Office Space.
10/10
2020

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