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realizing that a big part of the "theater experience" that I miss is starting movies before my kid is asleep & I'm exhausted @calebsmith203 all of [the era in political music] is a footnote to [ https://t.co/mNtpDFY3a5]
10/27
2020
a little autumn afternoon family pride: my aunt Trudy is widely credited with the horniest version of "Let's Do It" https://t.co/2P5JpXjTE2 @clubatomique https://t.co/fvXsNNHa1g @clubatomique https://t.co/wIrsWN3F8kI SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU GOLDFISH BRAINED MOTHERFUCKERS GO BACK TO PRETENDING US FOREIGN POLICY IS A FORCE FOR GOOD IN… https://t.co/UMaNULqiny
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10/26
2020
@jek133 @thisblueangel lol you won this, where should I send the 💰
10/25
2020
@banditelli I'm imagining that this deal comes with a lifetime supply. If I have to make them myself, I may change my answer. @banditelli eggplant tonkotsu from Konbi https://t.co/zOt6KIs0KT
10/24
2020
saying that the only immigrants who show up for their hearings are "low IQ" is such perfect Trump because it combin… https://t.co/ooCT3gKSUB
10/23
2020
@epopppp the deal is, if he's reelected they have to add this to Yom Kippur servicesI've seen people ask *on here* what Lyft & Uber drivers think of Prop 22 and want that to inform their vote. Here… https://t.co/81O4xVR3Jr
Retweeted by Joshua Joy Kamensky @natogreen @graue @uhshanti It'll be the most tryhard dad thing I do (offline) all year, but I'm gonna wear the hell out of that shirt @graue @uhshanti done and done. @uhshanti can these still be had, please link
10/22
2020
@lionel_trolling For original format 2+ hrs prime time, I'm a Day After fan, but Scenes from a Marriage is my vote… https://t.co/tcJa5kR51B @GrimKim https://t.co/JeklI6SiBQKamensky 2020: Next Time We Have Marshmallows, Let's Put One In The Microwave Until It Gets Huge And Burnt https://t.co/JCp5uo2Y4B @sherlyholmes look, any bar mitzvah DJ knows that to get the alte kockers on the dance floor, you play the Big Chill soundtrack
10/21
2020
@melnickjeffrey1 "it won't be long before my ship comes in / gonna sail right out of Colorado" was a big hit out in the desert @melnickjeffrey1 does it have the Suzy Boggus weepie "Letting Go" or are there some things no parent should be forced to face
10/20
2020
Can everyone stop clowning on the CIA for MAS winning the elections? With the protests, the global pandemic, and ou… https://t.co/jYHkXQtgeC
Retweeted by Joshua Joy Kamensky @irockgnomes if you want to start with radio, KPFK has the most powerful transmitter west of the Mississippi and ab… https://t.co/OScub4ygs6 @MonicaBeletsky ...Parallax and Conversation probably hold up the best as films overall, but I don't have individua… https://t.co/sjMAfH5PXd @MonicaBeletsky MM's "Is it safe?" has to be the best single moment of any of them. I have the softest spot for Thr… https://t.co/XrUMEPvahx
10/19
2020
@mattinwyandotte Am I still in the running?
10/18
2020
@praffington what's your grey-wash pen (or whatever it's called) @jacremes one thing that softens the hard feelings after the primary is seeing people with suspect politics emerge… https://t.co/1NRBzuBZ5x
10/17
2020
If you're in jail, on probation, or have completed your prison sentence/parole, you should already be able to vote… https://t.co/p4iR5JEdOP @HrishiHirway Song Exploder on Netflix? Why, that's the show conveniently linked in this tweet so I can add it to M… https://t.co/F4shwWWoZ9in service of this good thing: https://t.co/Tefb3OXAhpLiberty Hill is throwing a twitter chat on the #LAVotes hashtag, ride along if you're a California voter who likes… https://t.co/ibtyfCdUsswhen scotus was last set to 9 justices there were 39 million people in the usa. therefore the number of justices to… https://t.co/KhomByD0SP
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10/16
2020
Just pulled a full Reverend Spooner on conference call with the phrase "Twitter chat", how's your day going
10/15
2020
@tombellino @henrygrabar [extremely Randy Newman voice]: 6th street! we love it! we love it! it has it all - river bri @TheRebeccaMetz @NBCWeakestLink Moms of Dizz, let’s do this @jjkamensky @NBCWeakestLink Pornell is why we’re friends.
Retweeted by Joshua Joy KamenskyThe casino's not closing anytime soon. 10pm on ABC, tonight! https://t.co/BDZGm6MCgc @LoralieOgden NBC @LoralieOgden Streaming tomorrow, and until the heat death of the universe @MarkOliveras313 @AndyHermannLA @TheRebeccaMetz @NBCWeakestLink Thank you for helping us make history, Mark @TheRebeccaMetz @NBCWeakestLink When are you on?!?!
10/14
2020
@sunsetandecho stolen academic valor: https://t.co/WmKWL36HbB @MrAnthonyWeiss "treat yourself" moment after a meeting at LAHSA. couldn't find anything to eat at the bloc but Macy's had a salealso, I brought a nice fuchsia shirt to wear but there was too much pink on stage so wardrobe found an olive polo from TargetTV SECRETS REVEALED - I am kinda sorta from Yardley, PA - but not persuasively enough for them to finish editing th… https://t.co/2q75Fo5URMfair enough but if you want to watch me compete on it you can catch the wrong show at the RIGHT time of 8 pm ET/PT… https://t.co/EDdSHtFsRG @zunguzungu We Need To Talk About Kevin uses this to terrific horrifying effect
10/13
2020
@lwoodhouse see also: https://t.co/Yy6UFOXnfQ @lwoodhouse I got really pointy with Jane, it was a whole thing @crulge entirely possible @KieseLaymon just posted it https://t.co/eqfQ90sFwa @banditelli @juliacarriew this is really good, Brett @jfruh might have to add this to my bioI will donate $100 to a non-shitty election-related cause chosen by the first person who correctly guesses both the… https://t.co/fo63vulYTeairing in less than 48 hours (in some markets) https://t.co/U67b2J9YMQ https://t.co/nafSRkZ41EVery proud of Myself, the Sherlock Holmes of Sport, for figuring out why the fireworks @mindyisser I mis-parsed "resistance bands" and was like, dunno, The Airborne Toxic Event? @mattbrowndotcom @isabelzawtun it's not exactly a "realistic" movie but it has a terrifically realized social world… https://t.co/PkpUwq45oJ @rezzy1519 @isabelzawtun only ever seen the opening scene but I laughed til I cried
10/12
2020
@isabelzawtun @mattbrowndotcom I saw it young and haven’t been back but I’ve memorialized it as perfection. The mus… https://t.co/cf4xZYBVvQ @isabelzawtun The Blues Brothers @LauraTanenbaum "Sam the Whaler" is on the heavy-rotation bedtime playlist, and it was how we first explained "solidarity" @ambernoelle Middle initial P., “Member of Parliament”take a look at this absolutely insane, totally incredible organizing strategy from the UMW in their 1913 campaign t… https://t.co/QmGVcvWqww
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10/11
2020
@MattZeitlin Pretty sure there’s a fire escape Saint Crispin‘s Day speech in the secret life of pets, if there isn’t, there should be @AneeceColt We can go in a Julee Cruise direction or we can go in a Diamanda Galas direction
10/10
2020
@RottenInDenmark Mine constantly owns me by coughing up covers of “blues run the game“ die haven’t heard yet. It’s… https://t.co/cNjwXFofdu @steventobiasz We got Marouch delivered after a long time away and it was so good @OKBJGM @TylerDinucci Same - I copied the VHS of a friend who got it from a friend interning at New Line Cinemas. M… https://t.co/wziu6TwXu6i am a bit of a broken record on this, but the constituency for ACB's social views is roughly 40% of the country an… https://t.co/FPqU6BcBYi
Retweeted by Joshua Joy Kamensky @dgershwin "Queen Esther." It's a whole thing. @D_Khunne @nedlann @SamuelAAdams Recall that Randy is quoting the hitchhiker he picked up in Mexico who in addition… https://t.co/jvkpC1gh9VWhat’s it called when you know we’re all fucked but you still want to make sure people are cared for as the ship goes down
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10/9
2020
@stealexanderuk "was it a millionaire / who said imagine no possessions / a poor little schoolboy who said we don't… https://t.co/4bhP148SJNlong before I hated Imagine for its lyrical content I hated it because the rests are far too long for a summer camp… https://t.co/5ThKKqzCdL @evankindley "my little koala-type bear" thank you for this @bethmorgan I can assure you she is super fun @bethmorgan The Weakest Link! @jek133 another one since 2007
10/8
2020
I went and got myself on another game showmovie pitch: two Senate candidates reveal enough dirt on each other that their wronged wives end up taking over the… https://t.co/ruMPJWEbppHappy birthday Judee Sill https://t.co/cOzkRcNQ7dh/t @sherlyholmes https://t.co/Ri84KWKTIG @ebruenig waving about like a muppet operated by two drunks who hate each other, just trying to figure out what ha… https://t.co/FdSUNbfSw8בָּרוּךְ אַתָּה, יְיָ אֱלֹהֵינוּ, מֶלֶךְ הָעוֹלָם, שֶׁהֶחֱיָנוּ וְקִיְּמָנוּ וְהִגִּיעָנוּ לַזְּמַן הַזֶּה
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10/7
2020
@willow_catelyn sitting still in my car at the intersection missing light after light, hearing the lyrics of "Gray Seal" for the first time @dan_sinykin this is a good top tier but have you considered a bracket @tastesofink “Whoa-oh what I want to know, how does this song go”—Uncle John’s Band @boomerjimothy https://t.co/LNCIsHIGjE
10/6
2020
"Danzig lives in CD4" was the first thing I learned from @dgershwin, almost immediately after meeting him in 2001 https://t.co/lJCkY4JZ2Wsome of us haven't gotten over @RottenInDenmark and @Remember_Sarah traducing Thai Town's friendly neighborhood wom… https://t.co/2L3TN231Sv @AlyssaRosenberg Panoramas (with one notable exception https://t.co/DSM2ImfG4e) @PhilosophyTube The last water privatization effort was led by a man named “Brackpool“ @gerrycanavan @NotLasers Oo, what’s the rec? @CNET @GreatDismal https://t.co/Mm68k0rwWp @levitusing Lucy Jones doesn't plan the earthquakes, she just lets you know when they're overdueIn case you were wondering: - between William Henry Harrison's death in office in 1841 and Kennedy's in 1963, US P… https://t.co/Epna5tADxM
10/5
2020
This is a good layout ⁦@latimes⁩ https://t.co/CvbTS8nIFs
10/4
2020

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