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Joseph Kordish @jkordish San Antonio, Texas

Sr. SRE @FireEye Cloud Ops // just keep shipping // @mandiant alumni // I make things go pew pew in the cloud. // https://t.co/1PDVwbtnlL

655 Following   422 Followers   8,799 Tweets

Joined Twitter 4/27/09


@hotgazpacho starting to feel weird that I have only used my laptop screen only.PSA: THIS IS NOT WHAT "WORKING FROM HOME" IS LIKE I've been working from home for nearly a year. What's going on… https://t.co/NbPC5TPdMk
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4/2
2020
kiddo join remote meeting for school. classmates: "turn on your camera we can't see you". him: "no. you aren't the… https://t.co/vlgU3EhtTq
3/28
2020
I seriously LOL'd Thanks, CK. https://t.co/4iyw7XS46U
Retweeted by Joseph KordishBehind every successful woman is an unsuccessful man not wearing any pants: https://t.co/GZsKPsXhub
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3/25
2020
I got laid off this morning. If anyone is looking for a Site Reliability Engineer lmk. Cloud infra, Kubernetes, Hel… https://t.co/Zsvdd2Xuso
Retweeted by Joseph KordishSome of you are having trouble explaining to your loved ones, in this time of crisis, why Season 2 of The Last Driv… https://t.co/4ai560hNMC
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3/24
2020
Also dared my son for $9 to eat a raw potato. After a bite I am not out $9.#QuaratineLife taught the dog piggy back rides https://t.co/3Y3epujjpF
3/22
2020
Quarantine day 6. https://t.co/er652Oy3Ki
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3/16
2020
/me checks email Hey we get to work from home. nice! narrator: he has been working from home for over seven years
3/13
2020
@alicegoldfuss Personally, I narrate my own life which is weird when people are around. Often I make an impromptu s… https://t.co/SNTJVXDTGa
3/12
2020
really unfortunate that @trulia doesn't have a filter for "murder/suicide" or "haunted".
3/3
2020
@steveklabnik @nostarch Right on! I'll buy tacos! @steveklabnik hey if I drive up from San Antonio can I get you to sign my copy of the @nostarch Rust Lang book?
2/20
2020
I just donated to Resistbot! The next few letters to your officials are on me! 🐦 DM “resist” to @resistbot or 📱 Te… https://t.co/HDDQNT3W87
2/6
2020
@WillHurd wrong day to be bragging about anything. https://t.co/e1xVmoZgsl
2/1
2020
@hotgazpacho @FireEye https://t.co/ZsUe8hC7bw
1/24
2020
@hotgazpacho One of my favorite people and will be missed.
1/21
2020
re-watching Todd and the Book of Pure Evil https://t.co/n5hKh5kFXV
1/18
2020
you want a wild time? play @AiDungeon with an eight year old. started off as a solider in a post apocalyptic world.… https://t.co/0KqPIi9icB
1/17
2020
since folks are asking: I still work at Mozilla my heart goes out to my friends and colleagues who lost their jobs… https://t.co/mYSDJ4t5dw
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1/16
2020
@TimRamosss Depends on their performance during the lip sync
1/15
2020
Jeebus 998 hours played in 2019 -- PlayStation 2019 Wrap-Up Check out your personalized 2019 Wrap-Up https://t.co/u6h3Q3w9lA #MyPSYear2019 @tybritten daaaammmmnnnn
1/14
2020
@Aldrikq not much i think i can do other than fucking move lol cedar kills me and it is cedar season https://t.co/18jZJawOqv :( @Aldrikq did other cold remedies as well. just the worst time of the year for me here. positive note this is the fi… https://t.co/eYkOuCRJMBworst weekend ever. literally felt like death all of it. allergies killing me. i don't even know what else i could… https://t.co/32u0tB1VGk
1/13
2020
@sarahemclaugh lol it all makes sense now @seclectech @crimondi @swapnilgos @GradyS Easily one of my favorite tools. Poker one was meh
1/7
2020
@Shudder release the owl-cat!
1/6
2019
I don't know how but my eight year old son someone tricked me into we odd tangent in which I had to explain who… https://t.co/SMnRaS9YXt
12/27
2019
@Aldrikq You too buddy
12/25
2019
@seclectech lol ok dadOk boomer https://t.co/BFat6O7P1g
12/22
2019
@abbasdjinn that's cool. traveling to India is on my bucket list. Just need to find a way for someone else to pay for it lol
12/21
2019
@hotgazpacho uuuggghhhh @hotgazpacho the level of bipartisan on this is nuts. a total disregard to what is publicly available. like, if i s… https://t.co/IL2WPPOFfH
12/19
2019
@hotgazpacho playstation is pretty meh but it is a streamlined meh. granted i haven't tried xbox since my brief period with the xbox360.
11/30
2019
.@pattonoswalt made a tweet that showed Trump’s handwritten notes and the caption was simply “Morrissey voice:”.… https://t.co/JYFvCLKJZk
Retweeted by Joseph KordishI really like @PeteButtigieg but wonder if he is running for president just no one can screw up pronouncing his name. #DemDebate
11/21
2019
@notnathangamber @SIRIUSXM change your address to somewhere in California. Then you can email because of the state… https://t.co/lEXoXE4NXn
11/15
2019
when you hit 35 you have to commit to one specific thing, like elephants or loose leaf tea. then everybody buys you… https://t.co/npwnsyM4rE
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11/10
2019
I think this would make a fantastic movie so far. I would love to see it.
11/9
2019
Death Stranding so far: w.t.f is going on? what am I playing? @BDisgusting It was a winner.So bought Death Stranding for the PS4. *Really* hope I didn't spend $70 for a walking simulator. @clodaghmcginley @Nocontextirish @DerrenBrown Well shit. Here I was booking a vacation to Ireland just to find out this was fake.
11/8
2019
Just beat the Outer Worlds. Had fun.ok boomer https://t.co/x0Un23DhFt
11/7
2019
@aaronlongoria88 @papertigersa that is fantastic news. they were on my list of bands to checkout but I missed them.… https://t.co/WDp5dYJMf3 @aaronlongoria88 @papertigersa damn. checked out youtube live performance videos. they look amazing. sad I didn't go! @Shudder finishing off the evening with Satanic Panic https://t.co/NBFsqOkFQg @alicegoldfuss this makes me so happy. @meaganewaller damn it. last thing i googled was from stackoverflow.so finally used conditional compilation in #rust for my lambda project(s) and wow it is awesome. starting to feel l… https://t.co/YdDGX1zPV2here is what i watched so far this Halloween: 1. Nightmare Cinema https://t.co/GgnJIOWZKq 2. The Furies… https://t.co/Z5RqQ97TYy
11/1
2019
Holy shit this is hilarious and so so so depressing. https://t.co/XUifUoJKWf
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10/29
2019
@chaddundas took it to notes
10/24
2019
@seclectech Seems easier using a data resource to get the EIP either being from the instance itself or the NAT GW. @seclectech that just looks insane. What is the use case here? I haven't attempted what you are trying here specifi… https://t.co/sovii3c2F2
10/23
2019
uber eats dares to ask the question "what if you could pay $20 for a quarter pounder meal you piece of shit"
Retweeted by Joseph Kordish @damienroch yup. https://t.co/tzfnOUnk6AWe're investigating reports of intermittent DNS resolution errors with Route 53 & our external DNS providers. We're… https://t.co/B9uVImeE62
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10/22
2019
Small bird has tried all day to apparently get into my house. Tapping on the window. I threw some bread out there a… https://t.co/sJJs3SCRkK
10/10
2019
I’m going to be live tweeting the #FireEyeSummit technical track chaired by @stvemillertime https://t.co/yIl5CpTlkR
Retweeted by Joseph KordishVery excited to announce @FireEyeDev! Make sure to check it out and join our Developer Community. https://t.co/xESCQmQFQO
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10/9
2019
My cat didn't notice 9/11. https://t.co/TiV6MoOH64
Retweeted by Joseph KordishYes, we're calling it a Halloween Hootenanny, and, no, I'm not doing the promo again. FRIDAY, OCTOBER 25! WE'RE BAA… https://t.co/kRl2gzVVwN
Retweeted by Joseph Kordish @gcouprie https://t.co/glOIj6fCUVcasual sex implies the existence of ranked competitive sex
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10/8
2019
@nick_r_cameron Just crazy. @hotgazpacho I could go into a whole diatribe on this. The longer the lead time between deploys makes me worry as a… https://t.co/TLP3G09pbQ
10/6
2019
Not sure if this is good or bad news. Just wonder if it does indeed happen what it means for me. https://t.co/k2SOpI5ptX
10/2
2019
food mascots and whether or not I'd be able to kick their ass https://t.co/hKOx8vjHnd
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10/1
2019
Everytime I feel like I'm hitting the end of Bordelands 3 it goes on for another two hours. Surprisingly long single player campaign.Seems to be being a chef going out to eat is akin to an IT person going into a random house evaluating their computer.
9/28
2019
First episode of @CreepshowTv on @Shudder was great. Totally digging the dollhouse part. So original and creepy. Th… https://t.co/1wf4iJKymy
9/27
2019
Nation’s Labradoodles Begin Combusting After Regretful Creator Initiates Self-Destruct Sequence Programmed Into The… https://t.co/UBVkzllqMj
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9/26
2019
Wondering if your tool qualifies as observability? I wrote out the full technical spec for debugging unknown-unkno… https://t.co/iXxvTVukRG
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9/25
2019
Chef caves. Organizing works. https://t.co/J1ENPtAMhH
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9/23
2019
@Aldrikq yea. BL3 on the ps4. Switch is just for the Nintendo only games. Astral Chain is pretty awesome btw.
9/22
2019
so we totally forgot that i bought the Nintendo Switch labo robot kit for Christmas a year ago. found it in the clo… https://t.co/so28oTgl2X
9/21
2019
@chaddundas Just wait until you get that DM from Nick in Canada not getting his.
9/16
2019
@CISO_Advantage I can see that but I like a clean slate when I get new hardware. Snapshots in time that just wash away. @elisechant Good way to look at it honestly. @spinalfracture I honestly didn't realize it was based on a comic. Which publisher? Seems like it would have been I… https://t.co/b9QM9TCdnC @HeroRATs donated. Keep up the great work.Just a little #vscode task that enhances my workflow of creating #yara rules: It uses @FireEye #StringSifter and fo… https://t.co/hhykG60xDD
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9/14
2019
@milesbflorence @FireEye Nice to have you. Congrats.Watching Tigers Are Not Afraid (finally) via @Shudder -- great so far. @Lucretiel @jamesawesome I don't know but plus two points for a crab which makes me think rust.Benefit of smart phones is being able to fact check people in real-time. Problem with smart phones is fact checking people on real-time.NEW: The third Democratic debate is over. Joe Biden, Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders racked up the most speaki… https://t.co/LhAtxMEdUC
Retweeted by Joseph Kordish @SFoskett @ewarren @BetoORourke I'd agree with that. @colemanserious new laptop so I have as many tattoos as laptop stickers currently. @TheRobKennedy peacocking for inteoverts -- love it. aesthetics are subjective albeit likely influenced by culture… https://t.co/vGoNHjuNRI @dpcybuck That's cool! Mandiant days after I think a year in you'd receive a football helmet and get stickers for o… https://t.co/zwIwfKihQqThat looks legit. Turned on one of the old 90's episodes for my son and we have now finished the entire series. https://t.co/7UWdYeBKta
9/13
2019

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