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I play a statistician on TV. I wrote two books: The Wire-to-Wire Reds & 100 Things Reds Fans Should Know & Do...

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NASA: "The moon is bright... over Lebanon tonight, the Lebanese moon looks down, shim sham shacam, cattle explode,… https://t.co/7Zcgl4x8kd
10/21
2020
https://t.co/aFOOjToCjEhttps://t.co/01rvf9SdXdhttps://t.co/l2haAOcCqBhttps://t.co/OLr1gHRoL7https://t.co/V1Ix5a6tlnhttps://t.co/ckXuuQCCXKhttps://t.co/NbdDqRltqPhttps://t.co/OoDp335Yxhhttps://t.co/Udw7Bi65Bthttps://t.co/GZhpaTqgpxhttps://t.co/gGaLBHoyhMNOTE: Some of these tweets are outdated now, but I don't care.RIP Joe Morgan. He's still in the argument as the Greatest Red of All Time, even though he only played 8 seasons wi… https://t.co/zlJS9tBdbX
10/12
2020
@dougdirt24 Curt Flood
10/9
2020
@Nicholaspkirby Prime Minister of Baseball Operations
10/7
2020
@skullcrshr 59.7% @skullcrshr 100% of their postseason runs came off the HR.So far in this postseason, the game's winning team has scored 57.6% of their runs off of HR. The losing team has sc… https://t.co/Ek3OBzoALM
10/6
2020
I was really hoping this team wouldn't do this to us this time. @Brandabur Because the guy behind him is also a good hitter and a walk loses it @MLBRandomStats And Ozuna's on deck. Neither are easy outs @joecvol No kiddingARod wants the Reds to load the bases. In a tie game. Getting rid of the little margin for error they have. Really. @AnswerDave Nary a mask in sight. @joecvol Trying to not get doubled up on a line driveFirst time Reds pitchers have ever stuck out 21 in a game, no matter what season. @davidandrewhay 16 sac bunts, none after 1999"If he bunts right there, I bet they throw the ball away and there's runners running all over the place." WHAT???… https://t.co/KbEQ38fpXc @WoooooTheReds Should of @vogcinreds Yeah, but I don't work for ESPN. @CMcGritterson I asked them for a root canal so I could feel better. @vogcinreds Why me?Update: My teeth are in great shape, though we're gonna keep an eye on #19. They were nice enough to put the game on for me.Oh Reds.If I was the Reds, I would just stop not scoring runs. @The_Vole I didn't work the Saturday game vs the White Sox, which I watched outdoors with friends. They got shutout though.You know what they say, "When the tough gets going..."Can't imagine that stays a hit. https://t.co/CaWpzHhag9 @ctrent Reds also weren't shutout in 2013 WCBABIP 😠BABIP!!! @stormchasernick People won't come... Except for Braves employees and family. @RedsGM Nice background @RedPlacementLvl https://t.co/hj5545vIRq @Nicholaspkirby My son is 14. Guess how old I was the last time the Reds won the World Series? @jluckhaupt He also got Bucky Walters drunk and talked him into becoming a pitcher.
Retweeted by Joel LuckhauptIt's true. Jimmie Wilson had 10 total hits in the big leagues from 1938 through the 1940 regular season. He had 6 h… https://t.co/rPA2ddMXhFJoey Votto will be the 4th oldest player to start a postseason game for the Reds 1940 Jimmie Wilson - 40 years, 77… https://t.co/sUgxtEIuOo @Farney_fool @HawkeyeBrooke @renewkir It's total crap that they put both games at the same time and in the middle o… https://t.co/QM9kBNL5Pu @HawkeyeBrooke @80HD_Theatre I really like Eli's cheddar jalapeno grits, but they are the only kind of grits I ever eat. @WoooooTheReds https://t.co/ERiKRFJYdl @WoooooTheReds The problem with this many teams in the playoffs is that too many anxiety-riddled fanbases face each… https://t.co/aOyJVRrXC4 @Farney_fool If they'd won a World Series since 1991, maybe I'd think differently. But eventually the excited feeli… https://t.co/2aIyduSJTFThe Braves’ past ten Game 1’s: ‘19 NLDS vs STL • 6-7 L ‘18 NLDS @ LAD • 0-6 L ‘13 NLDS vs LAD • 1-6 L ‘12 NLWC vs… https://t.co/LKnlv33VAp
Retweeted by Joel Luckhaupt @Jamlung429 @Nicholaspkirby The first radio broadcasts for any MLB games was 1921. I bet there are audio clips from… https://t.co/9bOdMKqYHp @Farney_fool Both suck in different ways. I'm not sure which is worse. If much rather be in the playoffs more often… https://t.co/CsbcpYF6rM @RedsGM Reds September 30thWelcome back to postseason baseball, Cincinnati https://t.co/WFZ4eT1XMy
Retweeted by Joel Luckhaupt @Nicholaspkirby 1919 and 1940 get the shaft again. Good stuff, Nick! @jluckhaupt Joel! https://t.co/ShI0nqCuyM
Retweeted by Joel LuckhauptThe Bieber start will make sleeping a little harder tonight. No guarantees. @dougdirt24 15 @harrypav They're doing Reds-Braves too @harrypav Perfect descriptionThe #Rays need to cool it with the acquisition of all these former #Pirates. 🤔🤣 https://t.co/v6MY9DY7uD
Retweeted by Joel LuckhauptGood job, Worldwide Leader, giving Ian Snell credit for the win in the Rays game. @cgarber8 What about for $750? @Nicholaspkirby Looking forward to BS Sports tweeting it as their own!
9/30
2020
@BlockMeDaddy3 That's what I mean. Would I rather have the Reds or the Twins? Which kind of suffering is worse? @BigGucciSofa I don't watch footballI don't know how I'd feel rooting for a team that's lost 17 straight postseason games. On the one hand, I love regu… https://t.co/pTtpnlNFPt4 innings ago: They shouldn't be taking Greinke out! This inning: They should never take Valdez out!Sergio Romo's bases-loaded walk of José Altuve was the 4th bases-loaded, go-ahead walk in the 9th inning or later i… https://t.co/7zpzigzwRQ
Retweeted by Joel LuckhauptWho won the World Series that year? https://t.co/aWJEao9QwdFormer Reds Matt Wisler (Twins) and Brooks Raley (Astros) warming up in their game.This September, while pitching with a tie or a lead from the 7th inning on, Reds pitchers have a 1.38 ERA (45.2 IP)… https://t.co/iU6Q2FnbuUTucker Barnhart listed https://t.co/DaRAkRdsxk @dianagram Nothing feels more 2020 than a team with a losing record beating team with a .700+ winning percentage in the playoffs.
9/29
2020
Raisel Iglesias, who gave up 12 HR in each of the last 2 seasons, gave up 1 HR in 2020. It was to the 2nd batter he faced this season.Sonny Gray gave up 23 earned runs in 56 IP this year. 11 of those ER came in 4 IP in the 2 starts before he went on… https://t.co/9nMPUNwCqxRIP Jay Johnstone. I hope Leslie Nielsen is behind the plate for your first game on the other side. https://t.co/n30LcuOja4 @bjwilson04 @cgarber8 @RedPlacementLvl I don't think the Reds would do that (maybe 2 years). Not with declining Vot… https://t.co/9P7ktkDjuF @cgarber8 @RedPlacementLvl I think he'll be good at making his case to the union too. There are things I'm not fond… https://t.co/68GSHzLzuF @cgarber8 @RedPlacementLvl He's said that he realizes that he owes it to other players to get the best deal, even t… https://t.co/XiHBs2uQLW @RedPlacementLvl Yeah, I know. He's said as much too, but it'd be nice from a Reds perspective to be able to go tha… https://t.co/ADWg45JaTx @RedPlacementLvl 1-year, $33M.It's 2020. I'm afraid of where this series is going to take us. https://t.co/ollMCnoZzd @BuckeyePat84 You mean like the Cardinals? Or the Astros with a losing record? I'm mostly just bothered by the arbi… https://t.co/AqGOzjskeS @WoooooTheReds The pictures are just so arbitrary. @mdavidbrown Right and that's what I said when I proposed that. Honestly, in a 3-game series, anyone can win. And i… https://t.co/hK858WHbNqThe Dodgers lost 4 out 7 games once this year. They lost 3 out of 5 just twice (non-overlapping stretches). Then… https://t.co/vSb9AVO9tHJoey Votto finished 2nd on the Reds in OPS (min 100 PA). That was...unexpected. @DSwineyEHS The Indians didn't make it either. @IOnHealthJoe I didn't know there'd be a full day of playoffs that day. @richardlexsmith Blue Jays were in before the Astros though."Should we put all 16 teams in the picture?" "Nah, just do some of them. Like, I don't know, 11." https://t.co/v2dErDBz5qUgh. I have a 2pm dentist appointment on Wednesday. I knew it was a bad idea when I scheduled it 6 months ago. https://t.co/v6Q8bCbIdY @RobM30 No, I don't, sorry. @TroySparks I agree. Figured I'd mix them in for a playoff win.
9/28
2020

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