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head writer of 'what a day' on @crookedmedia. my followers are some of the bravest people on earth

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Joined Twitter 7/30/09


Lauren Holt is one of the funniest people in the world https://t.co/LnxWHRfvhq
Retweeted by Jon Millstein @caseyloreants this is big of you to admit (no pun intended re: your head)LA sheriff Alex villanueva... now there’s a guy I can picture getting furious in a Lids because all the hats there “run too small”
9/16
2020
i cannot say it enough — @nithyavraman is who we need on los angeles city council. i made a cartoon about it in cas… https://t.co/gfDMi2lTdx
Retweeted by Jon MillsteinBig revelations here from @hairoline & @sarahramos (two extraordinary gumshoes). @CIA take note -- these women are… https://t.co/UT9c9xt4Q4 @joekjoek hearing that kerchiefs are the secret to entrepreneurial success
9/15
2020
On Saturday -- community members, over 10 organizations and the family of #DijonKizzee -- came together in Westmont… https://t.co/A9Ibc7Zte4
Retweeted by Jon Millstein @americanamemes https://t.co/FNt2FKslAN
9/14
2020
@_garbagebrain @Srirachachau i wrote this one 🐕. blessed to be included on this thread.@MayorOfLA is telling angelenos to stay inside during the fires to avoid the toxic air but has provided no refuge… https://t.co/428anOyyik
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9/12
2020
“Stick to sports” ←me to a classmate in high school who is athletic but also beats me in kindness, grace, and intelligenceThe 2nd, 3rd & 4th largest wildfires in California's history continue to rage. The sky on the West Coast turned red… https://t.co/FA8mMWalQI
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9/10
2020
@SamFishell been meanin to ask- wtf is goin on with that lady's head
9/9
2020
@Papa_Roman https://t.co/zHIxhJhg65 @AkilahObviously https://t.co/IQmk6z691S @soniamayh this GIF sums it up. email is trash @priaribi priyanka- can i just say it is an honor to be a part of your very first debut on the internetemail is a disgusting mess while mail is the backbone of our democracy. watch "What a day" explore this essential c… https://t.co/9L4P6UbbEr @electricnacho yikes!! hope your folks are ok!Don’t panic about the USPS. If you act early, you’ll be in great shape. Because the mail is great, doesn’t clog you… https://t.co/sVOhdF1fp9
Retweeted by Jon Millstein @electricnacho this is shocking! ours is much more grey/yellowSunset is the most beautiful time of day. Thankful that we live in a bowl of fire and get to experience it starting at 10amNew charlie kaufman is designed for repeat viewings. Took me 87 watches before i understood a damn word. Overall, a light hearted romp
9/8
2020
@natedern gonna make this same video but for wolf parade boeckner v. krugWill somebody please tell all 9 million burnt tree stumps it was a boy
9/7
2020
The LAPD union has had a friendly relationship with LA politicians for decades. And they've used it to decrease pol… https://t.co/FUdffXCPgp
Retweeted by Jon Millsteinman, biden's response 😂😂. good therapy costs thousands of dollars and is out of reach for everyone except wealthy p… https://t.co/CzzS05agCW
9/4
2020
@natdogkatdog To think of Nate being unleashed on this many people at the same time... world will never be the same. Congrats nat!!!!!yes https://t.co/roRuiPfoDa
Retweeted by Jon MillsteinHairdressers are always setting traps though. mostly to steal hair
9/3
2020
The way most people make money these days is to get fired by Trump and then write a book called "What happened in t… https://t.co/R3dfHtsBfY @anafabregagood https://t.co/M9peKMbk2r
9/2
2020
@mikeyincharge something's off. but i'm not wise enough to know whatSomeone write "a photo of you in January blissfully unaware" and put a picture of Adam sandler smiling from his mov… https://t.co/lPncljXNZr
9/1
2020
I had a great conversation with @GideonResnick about what's at stake in tomorrow's election. Check out our conver… https://t.co/GyerRCL5HC
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8/31
2020
@alana_johnston alana tell me if you see this
8/28
2020
Good morning, a friendly reminder that Eric Garcetti has never publicly uttered the names of #AnthonyMcClainhttps://t.co/dZDvwrQHmD
Retweeted by Jon MillsteinThis is #AnthonyHuber, one of the victims from last night’s shootings. His loved one tells us he was a super talent… https://t.co/AJKYrcHBcE
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8/27
2020
.@MayorOfLA spends $5,000 PER SWEEP. For $5,000, #ServicesNotSweeps booked a 2-night stay in hotel rooms for unhous… https://t.co/OHuh2p6mX1
Retweeted by Jon MillsteinIt's easy to laugh at Melania but she has stopped thousands of bullies (she created the character of Seth from the… https://t.co/oMpTR6xVyu
8/26
2020
@TimKalpakis If the election comes down to Biden vs. sleepy joe the choice for me will be easy. But it’s not something I’ll be sharing hereIf you skipped the RNC last night here’s what you missed- the camera fell in a deep well of applesauce and the spea… https://t.co/ITs1xHx7QkDon’t be under MY COMMENTS then ask why am I replying .....It’s MY PAGE !You don’t ask the questions around here sweetie I DO !
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8/25
2020
Very suspicious that kellyanne leaves the white house at the exact same time they release new characters at Spirit Halloweenmilwaukee freedom fund is extending to protesters in kenosha PLEASE take a second to retweet this and donate if you… https://t.co/cWdVzVwT0X
Retweeted by Jon Millstein @bridger_w Typically a mermaids “pants” (scales) go further up than this. Nice look!
8/24
2020
Haha actually your flight attendant is Sufjan Stevens one of history’s most poetic singers https://t.co/l4KH9YKkEv @ellorysmith This company truly is one of the worst of all time
8/22
2020
@nickciarelli One of my fav @normsousa roles of all time https://t.co/GkULW5L9Yz
8/21
2020
The more i pay attention to politics, the more i realize it is like the new movie by Jon stewart where a weird lady… https://t.co/SnCAKxf0zS
8/20
2020
@QAria131 @jtLOL Will you please follow my page? I am follow for follow with all my fanswtf. my wife just said this too. is anyone else having this issue with their wife? https://t.co/wpbQfD2Ad0That "stop hey what's that sound?" song sucks so bad. It's like what plays inside of a hippie's mind when he drops a hamburger on the ground
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8/19
2020
For years brands have tried and failed to advertise to millennials. Watch this space: i think I just cracked the codeMeg. Whitman. Nailed it
8/18
2020
@JasonSheridan ready to start using my position for good @djcfilm Daniel you’re my friend. You know I don’t lie @casualafro right now i'm just interested in ideas related to the government. but thank you @casualafro ok focused on politics for the time being👀 new bio 👀The heatwave that hits LA today is going to last a week. Heatwaves are the deadliest form of extreme weather in th… https://t.co/9QYC2I5EMC
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8/17
2020
Me (when an extraction team rescues me from a cave): this is officially an extraction team stan accountACAB except officer jack black from Tony hawk https://t.co/tImLcinAXOThese videos brought joy to as many as 100 million people. We can't afford to lose them- not now, not ever.… https://t.co/ci7XnOFTNw
8/15
2020
Now with Kamala, Mike pence may need his *wife* onstage with him at the debate 😂😂 (his wife is an electrician. Exac… https://t.co/FHho9SQD0r @patrickmcd0nald @hairoline The mask or the model? 💋 @LILmookieB https://t.co/MqWy4cn3eI 👀👀 folks, take a hint @iambobbymccoy Speak on thatMe (eating lunch): this is officially a lunch stan accountHi! I’m raising money for a DSA-LA backed candidate for state assembly @fatima4assembly. My goal is $5000, currentl… https://t.co/2KLTX4XJAp
Retweeted by Jon Millstein @samuel_lanier I had to make my feelings knownIs Mike pence eligible to be vice president? His father (Woody from toy story) was not born here, neither was his mother (ten napkins)
8/14
2020
Things were simple back in 2019. I got a tattoo of baby yoda drinking white claw and became the most popular man on earth
8/13
2020
Living rent free in his head (he is from a poem by shel Silverstein https://t.co/UgEdK8aLy9
8/12
2020
Saying what we’re all thinking. Thank you, Katie!!! https://t.co/KNPkklUmPs
Retweeted by Jon Millstein @casualafro i can't go toe-to-toe with bonafides. if things had gone differently for me, i would say yesso excited for the live-stream debut of my incredible sister Julia. god bless @casualafro. something interesting is… https://t.co/ht8od3U0MI
8/11
2020
in case you're not following the news- this is abt Trump sneaking into a movie theater with pockets absolutely stuf… https://t.co/DCbwscJKyias good a morning to remind the world about this https://t.co/KNWEqYzaji
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8/10
2020
Somehow i can't shake the feeling that a new song release from me & one of my good friends would be just as hotly a… https://t.co/11bX6fXVh7Jessica's story was so quickly disregarded last month, and I'm very grateful that she trusted me to help her tell i… https://t.co/gQPeMJ6lo7
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8/6
2020
@spycedtx @GraceSpelman Wtf is lumber?donald trump rap (part 1) https://t.co/XlYdDoM5IB
Retweeted by Jon Millstein @GraceSpelman This is a bridge too far. Officially discontinuing my monthly donations to LP. They will lose big for thisPatience is not my strong suit. wish i didn’t have to wait until december to watch 9 zoom-based sitcoms about working from home
8/3
2020
When you talk about the need for reparations, think about this: the land that was stolen from the Bruce family woul… https://t.co/SxfqNayqik
Retweeted by Jon Millstein @mikeyincharge TrueMy impression of a politician's twitter bio: husband 🙂 Father 🙂 Baseball fan 🙂 oh 🤔 ... and i almost forgot 😂 ... S… https://t.co/L6ubpBQ3Pn
8/2
2020
I will be mad if covid takes away my favorite LA restaurant- the bad bar that blew up the Elliott smith wall
8/1
2020
@caitraft i'm stoked for her as well <3Ready to announce that, to avoid government closing the platform, i am ready to buy tik tok. Kicking off everyone u… https://t.co/hh3UqBECkfAndres’s father Cristobal Guardado is a hardworking cook in financial hardship because of #COVD19 shutdown. Andres… https://t.co/pLalWeByo7
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7/31
2020
@GideonResnick they are calling it: the tweet that tore the world asunder
7/29
2020
True then, true now. https://t.co/nk2XrB6LaH
Retweeted by Jon MillsteinHey if you guys see me around today please try to be sensitive. It is the final day of my Quibi subscription @xrotnofsky i like your messages because you tweet from the heart. you don't see that much these daysThe Truman show is an epic movie where a man loses his father in a Boat parade
7/28
2020
@TeamTrump @IvankaTrump lower left corner. this lady cut off my dog's head!!Last year I wrote about how, three years after Angelenos voted for Prop HHH to build supportive housing and lift pe… https://t.co/RKvcnPAqRX
Retweeted by Jon Millstein @petenice wow thanks Pete! living up to your last name, i see!
7/27
2020

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