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comedy dentist (@crookedmedia @ucbtla @funnyordie @clickhole). welcome to the 𝙸𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚛 𝙲𝚒𝚛𝚌𝚕𝚎™

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@patrickmcd0nald @ZacOyama HAha Zac killed it with this one. Right on time @joekjoek first they said something i agreed with. then they pulled the rug out. now i don't know what i believe
1/28
2020
@SamFishell @nicknemeroff sam this was right there in front of u. no disrespect to nick but this should've been your victory
1/27
2020
Since many have been asking- yes i do things to indulge my sense of wonder. they can be found easily on my socials.… https://t.co/0WcHUUIu9B
1/25
2020
@ItsKeyes 💯 agreeMuzzy is dead- he's chewed his last clock. let's take this notion viral. Muzzy has become worm food @LILmookieB i'll be looking at this car as well skip. and it's all thanks to michael :)
1/24
2020
@SethAllison @cascade_up this milk ain't never goin bad @AmySilverberg Fake character. Not something anyone should care about. :) @AmySilverberg Don’t be. He’s not realThe worst mr p**nut post i saw today was someone who tried to use the man's death to fundraise for pete buttigieg @philorphilip https://t.co/Jm1Tj6SdGa
1/23
2020
LA is undergoing major housing and environmental crises right now. But how did we get here? The answer, mostly, is… https://t.co/x0TZj6VEfr
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1/22
2020
still can't believe nyt endorsed two people for president https://t.co/jWL5OyZjR6Here's the trailer for my special!! Can't wait for everybody to see this. Tell all your friends!! ❤️❤️ https://t.co/004sCEfw1W
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1/21
2020
@AkilahObviously I take full responsibilty for this. If you are an angry 311 fan you have total permission to beat my ass raw @SamFishell i've contacted manythe customer service representative is refusing to make me a jared kushner sex robot @patrickmcd0nald Wait. Not a joke. Are you an Oracle @patrickmcd0nald Great tweet- but maybe you should’ve considered releasing it a month ago?
1/17
2020
@SamFishell Ok I’m laughing @SamFishell Really hard to imagine this working. But ok @SamFishell can you tell me what the joke is in the context of the packet? like is it for a desk piece called 'new… https://t.co/6YVKSZkD2D @SamFishell how is this a jokeCan't get any of my high school students to focus today- they're all still gossiping about the 'alternative humor'… https://t.co/EgBKNuw1hw @dominicknero we both wasted our time @DenyThemEssence i did learn a valuable lesson- this site doesn't want me to succeedTwitter cropped my tweet like shit and made me look like a freaking idiotI guarantee if we gave Biden a pre-release copy of Top Gun 2 he’d forget all about this stuff and focus on hollering for maverick 24/7https://t.co/rv3DvJWtIf
Retweeted by Jon MillsteinSteyer staring straight down the barrel again like judi dench at the end of Cats https://t.co/GBTB5mQbYxAnother big debate tonight. I'll support any candidate who can explain how our government let the Hard Rock cafe close down at citywalk @buddanthonydiaz hhah heyy i had this problem myself once. your fingers are fucked up- not worth trying to change i… https://t.co/26LyDVgsu4
1/15
2020
OK so lemme get this straight. THIS is a movie that got nominated for best screenplay? [screenshot of the prescript… https://t.co/7EgA23i7EMHappy that antonio banderas' pain and glory performance has already earned him an oscar for -spikiest hair -nicest… https://t.co/DO0TaZFMN3
1/14
2020
Bombshell time. Twitter poster boy @jmillstein claims to be an avid supporter of @nithyavraman’s city council bid.… https://t.co/rF3KYvkrba
Retweeted by Jon Millstein @zachbdunn @nithyavraman Nice use of photo editing software Zach. It’s Sunday- maybe your free time would be better… https://t.co/0gcQq5bxkl
1/12
2020
ok fuckjerry stole this image from me https://t.co/VQYPEfdNAd @MarcMcD @bridger_w tell it to this guy --> @CaryRaditz. he's the mean old daddy himself!CollegeHumor and Funny or Die were comedy grad school for a whole generation of writers and directors who went on t… https://t.co/YEZcHzK4Hh
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1/9
2020
@cascade_up you'd be wise to retract thatCollege humor folks- my advice is don't focus on the next job, lap up that unemployment and hit the ground running… https://t.co/gAGV7R8lgZIt should not make your screen time go up when you are using your phone to increase knowledge & deepen understandin… https://t.co/cHNaSmkrd0Not sure if this is the right place to be asking this but are the smosh wax figures still on display in san franciscoThere's always a tweet... https://t.co/y4pmN6pV8l
1/8
2020
@joekjoek https://t.co/om5pEBLzxTnowadays it’s all about calling your lover “Daddy”. when i was young we called them “mean old daddy” You can ask Jo… https://t.co/dLxI0rtaXK
1/7
2020
@ChrisStephensMD https://t.co/fEYsQ2sbQx @russshanahan Talking with my advisory board about how to proceed here. This is very troubling news
1/4
2020
Looking back on the 2010s https://t.co/wwVmKJRSb9
1/1
2019
@TimKalpakis AmenThis is the year I finally stopped being scared to post my work on the internet! Turns out it brings me a lot of jo… https://t.co/jNi57poNHl
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12/31
2019
@jeremylevick @zachbdunn One Perfect ShotAs you put the finishing touches on your Best Films Of The Decade list, I ask that you consider me and @jmillstein'… https://t.co/g6Qz6l8RFd
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12/28
2019
@AmySilverberg I don’t make the rulesCats is Jewish. A Dog’s Purpose is Christian. Unfortunately that’s just the way it isOld saint nick (@kavut) and his christmas elves (lots of talented actors & filmmakers) did great work with this del… https://t.co/l6v25FQwjM
12/26
2019
When someone asks if I’ve seen the hit Jay Roach movie starring all the talented blonde women... https://t.co/TbQD9bHSlU @Cornishstanley @bridger_w @casualafro Thank you Stanley
12/25
2019
New parenting insight https://t.co/TjG0fsZ7XY
12/24
2019
@bransonreese Didn’t need to hear this tonight
12/23
2019
Once I binge-watched a true crime docuseries and it made me feel like shit, so to feel better, I read a bunch of… https://t.co/LJ4kMGrEXD
Retweeted by Jon Millstein @joekjoek To merely be retweeted by joe would be an honor. But this? This is too much to fuckin handle. Let’s just say I’m dead
12/22
2019
@SamAdlerBell Ur correct @joemcadam Thanks joe, just retweeted
12/21
2019
Thanks @casualafro for featuring me in this column! Calling it now for all to hear- by Dec 2020 my arms will be mas… https://t.co/y6KlFrletWI love the comedians @casualafro chooses to feature for her column, but I'm especially happy with this pick because… https://t.co/dSoselBQo2
Retweeted by Jon MillsteinJoined @AkilahObviously & @GideonResnick to prove that yes, you can find humor in the news. U just gotta dig for it… https://t.co/sD61BlKKbB @SamFishell https://t.co/oCLhWQK1KB
12/20
2019
@iamnotasmartboy friends? check. clothes? check. let's get in the tub @stlbluesNcoys @HarrisonAmazin at this time, no. And that's why it falls on the cats to take up the mantle @HarrisonAmazin trump's no longer president. one of these cats has to step upAlright trump’s gone. Which one of these cats is gonna be presidentFLAYAWAY came out one year ago today on @adultswim ❤️ reddit hated it, no one watched it, and it was the most fun i… https://t.co/qQt0alhYGi
Retweeted by Jon Millsteincheck the date on this- we should've known this would be bad a long time ago https://t.co/dfntCebQ2e
12/19
2019
@webschwartz Not exactly what this group is for. But ok @Bromopyrrole @bradfordevans Welcome to the inner circle ⭕️
12/17
2019
The Inner Circle is the only reason I'm able to get out of bed in the morning. I don't know how Jon got the picture… https://t.co/PJuviMzkpY
Retweeted by Jon MillsteinI was the first (and only) person denied from the inner circle and Jon won’t say why https://t.co/YrWniiG2OE
Retweeted by Jon Millsteinwelcome to the 𝙸𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚛 𝙲𝚒𝚛𝚌𝚕𝚎™. venmo me $25 to find out how to apply ! https://t.co/Bw3tTK7Gfh
Retweeted by Jon MillsteinIf you’re seeing this video you’re in my 𝙸𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚛 𝙲𝚒𝚛𝚌𝚕𝚎™, a first-access community that’s home to my private content.… https://t.co/FeUEJoaZqh @Dave_Horwitz lol. amazing clip. the classic problem where you only know one jewish person and they... live in new mexico @Dave_Horwitz does she say "I am super good at holiday"
12/16
2019
Little late but just wanna say that everyone can have #MovesLikeBloomberg -- even hikers who just got cell service!… https://t.co/citOgaCuzd
12/15
2019
me and @BrendanScannell got to make some sketches for @ComedyCentral this summer. the first one is called “Skip Ad.… https://t.co/7Pext6wJBg
Retweeted by Jon Millstein @nickciarelli yup. it's real. this is absolutely when you posted cringeLook out #TeamPete because us Bloomberg Heads have our own dance! Taken at the Mike Bloomberg rally in Beverly Hill… https://t.co/YMKwl19jsg
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12/13
2019
@GideonResnick @sarahclazarus @AkilahObviously unfortunately this cannot be punched up- maximum funny levels have already been exceeded @TotallyAllen just ate. Why is this uber driver lookin like such a damn DRINK??? @TotallyAllen ok. why is this uber driver looking so much like a snack @AlmondMilkHotel puffy shirt jeremy can take a walk @AlmondMilkHotel i don't like this version of jeremy
12/12
2019
@Buncahn He crouches at the foot of my bed & hisses at me every night @mcitrin Sweet. I love you momI'm calling on jared Kushner to be appointed "Secretary of Giving kids nightmares" in the new nation of Jewish USA https://t.co/NUE5LnAry0 @philorphilip https://t.co/mDidD3Q5A2 @philorphilip ha. nope. sorry brotherMy nationality is judaism & my national anthem is "the soundtrack of Uncut Gems"
12/11
2019
Oh no! https://t.co/T0Iop5Ze8t
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12/10
2019
@bendines I’m def a mouth guard devotee but it’s not quite cutting it. I do love my mouth guard deeply though
12/9
2019

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