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no my first name ain’t baby, it’s joanna, ms jobson if u nasty. (she/her)

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Joined Twitter 8/12/11


whenever i’m hungover i think how nice it would be to hug Tony Soprano
Retweeted by Joanna RuthAlways think it's cute when Bart thinks Homer is funny https://t.co/LK3t8FNjO5
Retweeted by Joanna RuthI feel better after watching this https://t.co/ODeI0Wqvcz
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Retweeted by Joanna RuthEvery inflatable object in the Argos catalog from 1998-2003 holds a special place in my heart https://t.co/3epQbW1phI
Retweeted by Joanna Ruthah shit, here comes the sun https://t.co/YMSHdxS6y6
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Retweeted by Joanna Ruthi much prefer pepsi over coke and i think this is the main reason x https://t.co/cyoGd7rLBxWho did this https://t.co/Z8wVJp8n87
Retweeted by Joanna RuthAccept you may be the villain in other people's story. Life is about perceptions. We justify almost everything we d… https://t.co/O8oQ1PSiJf
Retweeted by Joanna Ruthhaven’t seen my lassies in a while can yous tell ✨💕✨💕✨i no longer sit and daydream about boyzz, i only think about how my best friends are literal goddesses and deserve everything ever ✨💗ONE woman is running a small business (‘Sadiealys’ on instagram) ethically and sustainably producing dungarees and… https://t.co/i2BtYmKHCE
Retweeted by Joanna RuthYesterday I went to the home of a pregnant woman & her family and they had NOTHING TO EAT ..... NOTHING. The only r… https://t.co/B9PZGNdsEH
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Retweeted by Joanna Ruthjust took rudy out to meet shadow 🥰🥰🥰 https://t.co/EZNM5TyjXh
Retweeted by Joanna Ruthantique 1920’s L’Orange perfume bottles https://t.co/xKr6YpNAvq
Retweeted by Joanna Ruth“You know, Homer. It's very easy to criticise." "Fun, too." https://t.co/cboJ8Ts1og
Retweeted by Joanna Ruthhair to heaven, sequins, acrylic nails and harmony?!!! this is MY religion. https://t.co/DOldEzJmTi
Retweeted by Joanna Ruthno we’re not, cha-ching bitch https://t.co/8LWJsL1IeG
Retweeted by Joanna RuthI’m sending 4 emails this morning to scold people for not turning up for bookings made yesterday. That’s 10 people… https://t.co/MK7zOSj7dL
Retweeted by Joanna RuthPeople: “HOW CAN A TEENAGER KNOW THEY ARE TRANS LET KIDS BE KIDS OMG” Also people: “My newborn baby supports Tottenham”
Retweeted by Joanna Ruthmy love language,,, is Gossip
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9/27
2020
I was absolutely in despair about everything today and then I heard about this kid who sent firefighters a Baby Yod… https://t.co/RA0vfu5xVF
Retweeted by Joanna RuthWhy do people in Scotland insist on either hating or adoring Nicola Sturgeon. You can literally think someone has g… https://t.co/I0nbwuOFVm
Retweeted by Joanna Ruthits still so wild to me that she had to leak this to DJs/radio so JLo & her dress wouldnt steal this song from her… https://t.co/SS0K5Fdc0P
Retweeted by Joanna RuthFriday's for the boys. End of tweet https://t.co/4bcxVdFauF
Retweeted by Joanna Ruththis is just like the movie goodfellas https://t.co/pv4A6DhLHC
Retweeted by Joanna Rutha relationship should be 50/50. he wears yellow, i wear blue, we compete against each other on a giant inflatable o… https://t.co/50DkTc5dtr
Retweeted by Joanna RuthFun fact - this album sold more copies in the UK than the US, despite having 1/5 the population. Women and gays dye… https://t.co/tJUjEyhTb0
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9/26
2020
that some dead ass tory https://t.co/hHn1psKfL8
Retweeted by Joanna Ruth10pm https://t.co/Rc1Ws0vgiE
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9/25
2020
Ever noticed how as humans we have the most irrational fears? For example, I’m scared of sandpits yet I’ve never se… https://t.co/1vaNc2HOIF
Retweeted by Joanna Ruthseeing A LOT of Groovy Chick on my timeline but hello Funky Friends?? https://t.co/wl3CGk3pQS
Retweeted by Joanna Ruthso i squares up, casual like. what does the hard cunt do? or the so-called hard cunt? shites it. puts down his drin… https://t.co/XK4UFB2LAbbitch just pay taxes https://t.co/bO04IAdI3v
Retweeted by Joanna RuthNot my mom telling me she still talks to my ex bc I still talk to her ex...... ma’am that’s my DAD
Retweeted by Joanna Ruthdid i just read this as “want to know if Megan Thee Stallion likes you?” why yes i did https://t.co/xc6I1dAPs9influencer culture is proving itself to be as cold and disconnected as ever as they happily advertise holidays and… https://t.co/3aSEphXZVs
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Retweeted by Joanna Ruthwho would u time travel to shag? 1970s Bruce Springsteen is the obvious answer for me
Retweeted by Joanna Ruth"Is this seat taken, little girl?" "I'm not a girl. What are you, blind?" "Yes." https://t.co/7bxngCKK8i
Retweeted by Joanna Ruthpolice about to start checking your socials to see if you’re Facebook official. https://t.co/IBGmZ9mt0o
Retweeted by Joanna RuthPeak of women’s Peak of men’s fashion fashion https://t.co/AaYMsP5dNp
Retweeted by Joanna Ruthid be pissed but this version is way easier to sing https://t.co/8R8W1c6HB0
Retweeted by Joanna Ruthbi visibility day is on bruce springsteen's birthday on purpose
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Retweeted by Joanna RuthShangela's sugar daddy argument will forever be iconic https://t.co/yIbaQZQN9q
Retweeted by Joanna RuthIdc who it is, but it *should* be Alison Hammond. She is the epitome of universal happiness https://t.co/DJ4DauHPbn
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Retweeted by Joanna RuthI will be spending #bivisibilityday in the traditional manner, by continuing to have daydreams about both leading a… https://t.co/Rx8Wph9ejN
Retweeted by Joanna Rutha relationship should be 50/50. he buys me a dior bag & i add him to my private story
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Retweeted by Joanna Ruthi thought... i'd never see her again. but here she is https://t.co/Q8hzNPAN19
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9/24
2020
Happy first day of Autumn https://t.co/RStZ2gROID
Retweeted by Joanna RuthI feel like you can tell a lot about a person by their favorite line from #WAP. It’s the new “what sign are you?”
Retweeted by Joanna Ruthzendaya is meechee https://t.co/zE6rXniAnQ
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Retweeted by Joanna RuthHappy Bi+ Visibility day! Raising my morning tea to the #BICONIC Dusty Springfield, a trailblazing equal ops lover,… https://t.co/GH1JPemEfS
Retweeted by Joanna Ruth“The only danger is if they send us to that terrible planet of the apes...wait a minute, Statue of Liberty, that wa… https://t.co/zosEqNhRwU
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9/23
2020
@LouMcleanMusic a HONEYYYYYY 🔥💗🎶 everybody knows shit’s fucked 🎶
Retweeted by Joanna RuthMy gig on Sunday was really sweet and good fun. Nice to meet and play with other artists. Hopefully we can continue… https://t.co/n1fhIypucC
Retweeted by Joanna Ruthhttps://t.co/9KqO3nbYrJTHIS LEVEL OF NARRATION DESERVES TO BE ACKNOWLEDGED https://t.co/bj1YKRZBQA
Retweeted by Joanna RuthAn icon. What a housemate. I hope you’re surrounded by “harpists or something”. RIP Brackieeee. X https://t.co/jYD1ljNptr
Retweeted by Joanna RuthI want to see this woman win sooo badly https://t.co/4sRBXZfaYE
Retweeted by Joanna Ruthu can simultaneously believe that we need another lockdown n that the government are creating unnecessary hysteria… https://t.co/P58pkLQkWS
Retweeted by Joanna Ruthjournalists: can we get a clear answer if there will be another lockdown? uk gov: https://t.co/XAYKhIsyM8
Retweeted by Joanna Ruthit’s been 1 year since a customer repeatedly called me a fat slag, accused me of “acting hard” cause of my tattoos,… https://t.co/drVa7LsO3e
9/22
2020
My wedding images truly live in my head, rent free. https://t.co/iUa9mtkL08
Retweeted by Joanna Ruthgood morning to emmy award winning actress annie murphy ONLY https://t.co/ltuj4aKwVj
Retweeted by Joanna Ruthgod i love the sopranos https://t.co/eVcWBgqxLu
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9/21
2020
didn’t consider it for Eid did ya x https://t.co/FcJ7AYHZZT
Retweeted by Joanna RuthIt’s called fashion sweetie https://t.co/0uOaxeY9kK
Retweeted by Joanna Ruthnice 😎 https://t.co/FHhY9omCXC https://t.co/rrYG3zt72vMy mate has just seen the Chernobyl documentary. He actually grew up in Ukraine in the 1980's and was able to count… https://t.co/arjPbfkJtQ
Retweeted by Joanna Ruththe four horsemen of the apocalypse https://t.co/3nAR5VtT4X
Retweeted by Joanna Ruthi’m a lil hungover and i just started tearing up thinking about when aragorn says “my friends, you bow to no one.”… https://t.co/1I1E9J94NRI mean she’s not wrong? https://t.co/rZ8IHoE7Ec
Retweeted by Joanna RuthBristol couple looking for a third (women only, has to take care of themselves physically) https://t.co/FJCt84w1a7
Retweeted by Joanna RuthThinking about Cleo https://t.co/2U8x3Vf5Vv
Retweeted by Joanna Ruth @babiccino you’re my cowbabe 🥺I pass this sun bleached handbag hanging on a shopfront almost every day. Yesterday I finally got a photo of it. Ma… https://t.co/7VJpiwRzFi
Retweeted by Joanna RuthIf you tell me to “buckle up” for your twitter thread I will “drive a car” up your ass-hole
Retweeted by Joanna RuthA reminder, as we head into a second wave amid govt briefings that it was caused by the public socialising, of thes… https://t.co/NrcshyvzmO
Retweeted by Joanna RuthTracee Ellis Ross has LIVED a LIFE https://t.co/Q0E0bsjJL5
Retweeted by Joanna Ruthyesterday was the best day ☀️🦆 https://t.co/R3OU8RTTAxPearl Elizabeth Dobbins (1926-2007), AKA Liz Renay, was an American author, actress & striptease artist. She marrie… https://t.co/Rd02Uj0gyB
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9/20
2020
i never thought i had a “type” but i was wrong my type is officially brad pitt at 57 https://t.co/hFMImDfP4i
Retweeted by Joanna RuthWOMEN: When I had my IUD inserted, I blacked out from the pain but it wasn't a big deal MEN: Condoms are uncomfy :… https://t.co/m6im1lj3WW
Retweeted by Joanna RuthI’ve been attacked. https://t.co/YhrOnRxWKM
Retweeted by Joanna Ruththis is an A24 movie https://t.co/y3bvoYNn0W
Retweeted by Joanna Ruthwhen a queen on drag race only has charisma, uniqueness and talent https://t.co/zfp26jAdLp
Retweeted by Joanna RuthLess J.K. R*wling. More J.K. Simmons. https://t.co/Ndzr4eLGcX
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9/18
2020

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