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not tonight josephine

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Joined Twitter 8/12/11


oh to be a big ass mouse being brushed https://t.co/IxefWHiZOm
Retweeted by Joanna JSorry I can’t be her https://t.co/eVWMvAJzdR
Retweeted by Joanna J“you look like the grinch... in a good way!” https://t.co/ELRuS8JPgK“Is this a religious thing?” “A religious clown thing, yes.” https://t.co/ClEMz0Xice
Retweeted by Joanna Jcan’t believe i’m not on a balcony somewhere on the other side of the world watching the sun set eating fresh fruit… https://t.co/pMBxG48auF
Retweeted by Joanna Joh to be a turtle being held like a hamburger by carrie fisher https://t.co/s7hNvWkZoR
Retweeted by Joanna JThis gave us all a good laugh! https://t.co/TM3zkS3YLY
Retweeted by Joanna Jthe rewards of the mortifying being loved ordeal of… https://t.co/5knfk97RxP
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1/28
2020
the live version of All Night remains superior. Just listen to those vocals at the end 🤤https://t.co/KQxx2nYuFL
Retweeted by Joanna Ji didn’t send you that song because i thought you’d like it i sent it because i’m in love with you, so jot that down
Retweeted by Joanna JNo elites went to leith Waterworld https://t.co/KHIOilVOd1 https://t.co/oUybWhouuN
Retweeted by Joanna JMy dog was stolen from our home in Gurranabraher last night. He has been my sidekick for seven years now and I am… https://t.co/l14JdTv8TH
Retweeted by Joanna Jyesterday was a good day ☺️ https://t.co/VrlTe4a6NZ
1/27
2020
Hating men isn’t a meme for me. It’s not an online persona. It’s a commitment. It’s a way of life.
Retweeted by Joanna JYes, he do the cooking. Yes, he do the cleaning. https://t.co/kgEc1X0LZY
Retweeted by Joanna JCanadian photographer Dennis Fast captures Polar Bears frolicking in a field of fireweed (https://t.co/4fgMf9bkY4) https://t.co/gKoSl027yk
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1/26
2020
The Birds (Hitchcock, 1963) https://t.co/t4QdRlLVc8
Retweeted by Joanna JStill thinking about this wild Homer Simpson-Ryan Gosling themed bathroom in a San Diego Donut shop https://t.co/SpDTiodi3D
Retweeted by Joanna Jhowlin at this https://t.co/C6TQmKSo4z @bjoyrkk the boys cheering me on 🕺🏻🥰 @joannafotograph https://t.co/PreFGY7fzh
Retweeted by Joanna Jthe way she nodded (sfbuff IG) https://t.co/9uaHOVQzZD
Retweeted by Joanna JWhen John Wick punches himself out a grave, survives being shot in the head, learns how to walk all over again, bea… https://t.co/uNvg0vd63Q
Retweeted by Joanna Jwent to a sunshine on leith singalong last night where i was finally encouraged to be LOUD 🙂🙂🙂 https://t.co/iTZe9sXXRWthe poet the poem https://t.co/SWVK8rH9yl
Retweeted by Joanna JYou men quoting this like “gIvE thAt mAn his PS4 and Switch bAcK” Bitch I bought them. Wow baby. Me. A woman. Play… https://t.co/mbm0CcP0Mx
Retweeted by Joanna JWhen people visit me in Glasgow the only site I take them to is the Alien Xenomorph on the side of the medieval Pai… https://t.co/fc39N9t9h2
Retweeted by Joanna JThe Poet The Poem https://t.co/EgnZ1biM2Q
Retweeted by Joanna J"Get yer haggis right here! Chopped heart and lungs boiled in a wee sheep’s stomach! Tastes as good as it sounds!” https://t.co/zR5v2dr5jA
Retweeted by Joanna Jlisa bonet in high fidelity (2000) zoë kravitz in high fidelity (2020) https://t.co/5n3mwn52fc
Retweeted by Joanna JThe poet. The poem https://t.co/q6OX3iAD5S
Retweeted by Joanna Jthinking about love and what its worth https://t.co/DAxT3ABf5a
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1/25
2020
she’s rich. why are we still doing this https://t.co/MvLKcnKD5u
Retweeted by Joanna J“are you my cousin?” “IM YO HUSBAND” THIS IS MY FAVORITE BEYONCÉ VIDEO EVERRRRR https://t.co/vORXZGgwwf
Retweeted by Joanna Ji refuse to believe there were actually 30,500 emos with £90 spare up at 9:30am
Retweeted by Joanna J @bjoyrkk it is just who we are ☹️ @joannafotograph why is this us https://t.co/oWpYD4sURp
Retweeted by Joanna JThe first two pics are great. The second two should be hung in the Louvre. https://t.co/YEx54TOecJ
Retweeted by Joanna JSo my uncle Wangchuk is a traditional Tibetan artist and he made this Tibetan thangka version of the cat meme.… https://t.co/velfxCyPU5
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1/24
2020
this is what the inside of my brain looks like today https://t.co/GHqz4neIwL
Retweeted by Joanna Jthese look like one of them pictures your mom show you before she met the burden that is her husband https://t.co/n39Nd6U06p
Retweeted by Joanna Jwho wore it better https://t.co/pS2gRiD97t
Retweeted by Joanna JEvery woman is looking for some special anti-wrinkle serum that takes 10 years off their face when you could just s… https://t.co/H3YUETGT4C
Retweeted by Joanna J“Sure, we have order. But at what price?!” https://t.co/YUWpyjKLq3
Retweeted by Joanna JI am directly subtweeting every smug fucker who is doing ‘period maths’ to prove that there’s no need for free sani… https://t.co/pTa2IzKN0I
Retweeted by Joanna JRemember when Detox did this at Drag Race s5 reunion and we all died and were reborn https://t.co/NDjn8ZFVoG
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Retweeted by Joanna Jpose,ing https://t.co/yM6pNZFlGj
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1/23
2020
filed under simpsons quotes i use regularly n nae cunt gets https://t.co/BTNDIkX2UPthe greatest moment in the history of cinema is when the Speed bus hits the baby carriage but it’s filled with cans… https://t.co/KnawPeLkBP
Retweeted by Joanna JKOALA'S REVENGE https://t.co/hz4OKKqMwT
Retweeted by Joanna Jah ha ha ha this has been my entire romantic history ah ha ha haaa https://t.co/CYGScYI2Bsterry jones was easily one of the best pythons but why is no one speaking about his crucial role as toad of toad ha… https://t.co/2Ryhxo84ksthis is the ideal male body. you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like https://t.co/IdVKPeu1KF
Retweeted by Joanna JWheels on a shopping cart be like https://t.co/bAZetoyVet
Retweeted by Joanna Jstill very upset at all times https://t.co/oqpF93ciEk https://t.co/YAtjhAXAJo😭😭😭 https://t.co/U4EdPhFqKQLizzo by David LaChapelle https://t.co/YHMAiSK8q3
Retweeted by Joanna J"Yeah, I know I'm on. But I don't care. I *don't* read the news until I get my Danish!" https://t.co/novCySVV05
Retweeted by Joanna Jlads I’m handing in my notice https://t.co/Mw7XViLg8Hwealthy people who tell you money doesn’t buy happiness should simply give me their money and then we will see whomst is happy
Retweeted by Joanna JHow I long for death https://t.co/Ckxoc5HHTC
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1/22
2020
Everyone's talking about Brad and Jennifer, but THIS was the 2002 reunion of the night! https://t.co/hAC8nhL35v
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1/21
2020
i would die for my chemical romance but would i go to milton keynes
Retweeted by Joanna Jdebbie harry by anthony barboza, 1979 https://t.co/7HR9cH0dYD
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Retweeted by Joanna JImagine if your dad tried to Mrs Doubtfire you. He'd last like 5 minutes then you'd close the door too loud and he'… https://t.co/LwGA0oVlzk
Retweeted by Joanna Jput my fleshlight in the freezer to disinfect and my dad thought it was vegan meat... so he cooked it https://t.co/QkEoHaWhRM
Retweeted by Joanna J @amymojo hen do not miss subways please 😭😭😭sophie king’s red flag embroidery collection is bloody brilliant 🚩 https://t.co/yh6Uks7jm3
Retweeted by Joanna JA lot of women would die. That's what if. https://t.co/uSWE9cPJd3
Retweeted by Joanna JI am literally FUMING. Went to a frog bar wearing the t-shirt of a Twitter account which has been stirring the po… https://t.co/yyg6vlAlrp
Retweeted by Joanna Jcaption is a direct quote from ‘oliver & company’ and it took me 20 tries to find the correct trailer - https://t.co/BvMcX7vqxaif this is tortureeeee, chain me to the waaaall https://t.co/pDmr5szBmUgoing Shopping https://t.co/vFIvxXOZHX
Retweeted by Joanna JRear Window (Hitchcock, 1954) https://t.co/akVUURxVJa
Retweeted by Joanna Jmilton bastarding keynes??? https://t.co/cL63EVvq54My theory is that all this Harry/Meghan shit has been created to take the heat off the Queens sex case son
Retweeted by Joanna Jon yi go netflix 😭🥰 https://t.co/k2T1TqR7Cq"Homer, that crazy lady who lives in our trash pile attacked me today." "That's not the way she tells it." https://t.co/KeKo5p5ltS
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1/20
2020
oh she’s nice https://t.co/5IYxvLQ2PIme: congrats, when is the baby due pregnant librarian: oh it's mine i get to keep it
Retweeted by Joanna Jfuck it animal band 🎤🐛 🎸🦐 🎺🦕 🎷🐢… https://t.co/U06Zjmift4
Retweeted by Joanna JHow to Drag a Charcoal Pencil Across Your Eyelid Until Men Want to Fuck You: https://t.co/gNEOsMkASl https://t.co/4xIjuOE1wS
Retweeted by Joanna JMy daughters 17 this year an shes had her first little argument with her fella, she was upset on the phone to me th… https://t.co/ZGyKR3VOSs
Retweeted by Joanna JJust remembering one of the greatest acting performances of all time. https://t.co/LTmvTPCDrS
Retweeted by Joanna Jsitting here planning march like there isn’t a fuckin february in between now and then https://t.co/cfW0isuv4Kcrocheted my daughter a sweater https://t.co/mYngAWJKDN
Retweeted by Joanna Jjust remembered the tommy lee jones and jim carrey batman forever anecdote https://t.co/VxmVj2IGxm
Retweeted by Joanna JHate when people praise their bad behaviour with ‘thats just how i am’. https://t.co/pDqxm1lvE7
Retweeted by Joanna JA guy who I was meant to go on a date with has now cancelled on me three times. I just sent him a message saying ‘I… https://t.co/udbCsiRY5N
Retweeted by Joanna Jfuck off man i love lcd soundsystem so much ☹️☹️☹️i completely agree https://t.co/C2j8DWp5wQ
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1/19
2020
@atruaridhmiller this is such a chaotic picture wowzame after posting yet another story with a screenshot of a song i’m listening to https://t.co/2DuqKCYhWA
Retweeted by Joanna JWhen ur friend falls in the club and u happen to have a plaster in your bag https://t.co/YQG0gKPrE7
Retweeted by Joanna JSo I'm sitting working at my desk and my daughter (6) bursts in wearing her black sequinned party dress and favouri… https://t.co/P9WXx1pCHS
Retweeted by Joanna Jfuckin hell that she is me when i make connor food and he doesn’t immediately worship it https://t.co/iiKx5wRxJ0
1/18
2020

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