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Joe Cianflone @joecianflone New Jersey, USA

Esteemed Vogon poet. Full stack dev, leadership/management geek and dad. Views expressed here are neither fully understood or agreed with at times.

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Joined Twitter 3/31/08


This should make every republican shit their pants. https://t.co/vb5TiWlFUQ
6/6
2020
George Floyd died accused of using a counterfeit $20 bill. Remember when Brock Turner ACTUALLY raped an unconscious… https://t.co/P9u2LcubGs
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6/3
2020
You hiding in your bunker with the other elites or do you go to another country when you’re scared? https://t.co/S8K0YsaoAw.@Instacart your app is telling me all delivery times are taken but it’s also telling me all times are available. So I can’t order. @amennie I made facebook way better for myself by using this plugin: https://t.co/UlOPUmxxzB it totally blocks your… https://t.co/WYqRtQWdDoThis evening, the President of the United States stood in front of St. John’s Episcopal Church, lifted up a bible,… https://t.co/ph6Uw7fpcY
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6/2
2020
@JT_Grimes I write all my stuff down in a journal every night. It has been pretty cathartic.In the first week of January I was bit by a dog while on a walk. I thought, “that’s crazy, what a crazy way to begi… https://t.co/98iORkssP4If you had any doubt about America’s priorities, here’s how the people killing us are equipped vs the people keepin… https://t.co/m6urkTP8qh
Retweeted by Joe Cianflone.@JoeBiden FFS do this. Not even for the political points, we just need someone to look SANE right now in leadership https://t.co/UkE6hLxSCJMe too https://t.co/LTHVUTIZ8t
6/1
2020
trump is totally a racist old twat, but he’s also not smart enough to *know* that quote. He’s not well read or a hi… https://t.co/vtJePGn5e5I have to write code today..I want to write code today...I can’t“Fuck, I’ve spent so much of my time here trying to see beyond the blind disgusting partisanship, and now that part… https://t.co/obu1Nt3qBz
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5/29
2020
@andrey_butov @code ...annnd nope @andrey_butov oof, that sucks. I've been lucky so far no other issues that I can see, this is just a weird one. I'm… https://t.co/QV5gAIoaCcoh shit...I installed the latest macOS update last night and I think it fucked up my @code I can't install any exte… https://t.co/Cn0Q9lMGJnwhat the fuck just happened to my VSCode...all my extensions have been vaporized via @code @ianlandsman It’s funny because I teach it to students and at first they were like, “ok, whatever” then the next ye… https://t.co/JAwDHTVY7T @AuMayeung I love it. To be fair I’ve been writing it since IE6 was a thing but yeah. I love writing it
5/28
2020
If you shoot your own dick off I’m ok with this. Not my dick, feel free to...protest...whatever? Also as a lib I sh… https://t.co/Xndt75UuAf @danbenjamin He seems like the type of person who wants to work, not run a business. The larger his stuff grows the… https://t.co/4FQnVlGz3R @dshafik I both love and hate this information. @frankdejonge While I agree it sounds smart. Asking that question is the audio equivalent of turning around and mak… https://t.co/RWWnA1ywKC
5/26
2020
@jeffrey_way I'm putting myself down as a no, because I don't do it, but honestly, I'd take it case by case. I'd ha… https://t.co/cHezSYR5SsMy pair programming partner got bored. https://t.co/plerAZurtz
5/25
2020
@JT_Grimes Donate to the library! @mrkx1221 😭 @jasonaalejandro Children are going to think it’s normal to spend 75 - 80 minutes in the bathroom twice a day.
5/24
2020
@dhh I think the technical term for the logic applied here is, "horseshit"
5/23
2020
@amennie @mrkx1221 Is this site legit? Because that’s insane if true @andrey_butov I tell my students to learn the fundamentals of JS B/c ecosystem is batshit crazy! Learn vanilla JS t… https://t.co/ZsTgYcg8AI
5/21
2020
@jasonfried Gmail renders emails like its 1994. Outlook uses Word as its rendering engine. How are you guys rendering emails?
5/20
2020
Honest question: if you defy an order and open your business...and something happens...an injury to staff or custom… https://t.co/axXns0w7R3Sweet Jesus. I’m pouring a glass of wine, kicking back, and waiting for the meltdown. We got a Category 5 coming, k… https://t.co/Io8aKvsher
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5/19
2020
@stubbornella That rug really ties the room together. @nyr351 I tried sun injections with a little coveffe but that didn’t work....actually I sprayed it down with alcoho… https://t.co/CtOD2nuVbhI have a 3 month wall calendar and I attempted to erase it...but the months won't erase. OK I must have used wet-er… https://t.co/bVDSVqogCT @KingAlfreddd Thanks! That's really interesting about the brightness. Not something I would have thought. I appreci… https://t.co/adVq61snzj
5/18
2020
@KingAlfreddd I do that when I’m done for the day but if I just walk away for a bit my computer goes to sleep on it… https://t.co/4z4MZuh6OO @smbaran1 Yep. It’s really weird. I just did an SMC reset hoping that takes care of the issue.Anyone else with a #MacBookPro have a problem where it crashes when you try to wake it? It happens at least once a day for me.
5/17
2020
@jesslynnrose I have a weird story about this. I was not good with math but as a CS major I had to take all the mat… https://t.co/kC7eWdp9VLhttps://t.co/ELQ7a9W3rp
Retweeted by Joe CianfloneZoom sucks, we started having editorial meetings in Red Dead Redemption instead. It's nice to sit at the campfire a… https://t.co/aXTqkCCvLI
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5/16
2020
@smbaran1 @TheGarden @NYRangers @NHLBruins If she’s a Jets fan then I need her full name because I’m going to need… https://t.co/YoKSyCUsvK @smbaran1 @TheGarden @NYRangers @NHLBruins Oh man that’s serious love right there! But if she’s also a Giants fan t… https://t.co/h6Lz87KfqB
5/15
2020
@smbaran1 @TheGarden @NYRangers @NHLBruins As a @NYRangers myself she must have fallen in love with you before she… https://t.co/vzsjOWaj9J @robmeijerdev @ianlandsman I think the main reason this wasn’t picked was because it’s too close to the @ and peopl… https://t.co/nWRJp8g9zM @ianlandsman I don’t get the hate. I tried this in my editor just to see it for real on my monitors and it’s fine.… https://t.co/8lD6OfiF8B
5/14
2020
Imagine liking this tweet then I change it to have horrible racial slurs in it. You didn’t co-sign that, but now it… https://t.co/EEbJuTAqnmI saw the news about twitter allowing everyone to work from home then I saw a bunch of comments from people who see… https://t.co/jLCkblq3QWImpromptu stream at ...uh...now https://t.co/4OL5Kz9VJg
5/12
2020
https://t.co/x23SFl8Xnu in VS Code. Don't leave your editor for creating or updating your diagrams.… https://t.co/j3H3bMtxOv
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5/11
2020
I didn't spend my childhood in barbed wire enclosed internment camps so I could listen to grown adults today cry op… https://t.co/JtHIVZGJo0
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5/9
2020
@jasonfried @dhh Honestly I used backpack and loved the calendar. Thanks guys. I appreciate the response! @dhh @jasonfried is Hey going to have a calendar? I’m so excited to dump Gmail I think calendars are the only part… https://t.co/xkpTaz6GB6
5/8
2020
@WylesOne @bagwaa @owenconti @jeffrey_way I’ve got inertia in two production apps and I love it. It really is the missing piece for me. @jeffrey_way InertiaJS is the right middle ground for me. I get all the server side power of Laravel with the front… https://t.co/vfUyIPPDCEI'm starting to believe none of us are making it out of 2020 alive. We're on the wrong side of the Great Filter.... https://t.co/l3InJGfrLR
5/7
2020
@smbaran1 @BankofAmerica I didn't till I moved to a credit union! cc @AffinityFCUHere's the link on your site: https://t.co/NmXDF6H3LYHey @AmazonHelp found some serious price gouging here.... https://t.co/1YMC5Z1xDU @smbaran1 @BankofAmerica If I recall that came about after 9/11. But the feds put that whole 6 transfer limit thing… https://t.co/dJeLNKL820I’ll go out once @ChrisChristie sends out his mother, his wife, his kids and himself. You compare this to war? You… https://t.co/kW3j65bMrx
5/5
2020
Genuinely thinking about buying a bushel of apples because of how fast we go through them. An 80 count box at our c… https://t.co/1DcY8kouYg
5/4
2020
@andybudd People write about their ideal selves not our true selves, we just don’t know ourselves well enough to w… https://t.co/GR6eimHlIh @andybudd It’s just a way for crap managers to abdicate learning how to interact with their teams. It puts the onus… https://t.co/b67mYio2ZvAnd just a moment ago it got caught up in a kids toy (that it pulled out from the bowels of my couch) and it sent m… https://t.co/kaDDDJ8tZcIt took my kids 95 seconds to anthropomorphize our Roomba (Spotty, they named it) I’m telling the kids, “it’s just… https://t.co/L5JVj2Uoou
4/27
2020
Wasn’t it like 6 months ago everyone was thinking Gen Z kids were morons for the Tide Pod challenge? Now you got tr… https://t.co/6uXhmK1ItcDear @RuthsChris, Ruth's grandson here. I salute the decision you made yesterday to return the $20 million small bu… https://t.co/jqmUuicBCA
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4/26
2020
Live streaming class again! https://t.co/ReHmFzflyRI don’t care that they call this the copper finger. To me it’s the Farnsworth Finglonger v1 https://t.co/8NrJViEYRU
4/25
2020
@dragonmantank Homestead does support down to 5.6. I never liked the idea of switching php versions locally for som… https://t.co/o5xM6Bz0a6
4/22
2020
@dragonmantank What versions of php are you switching between? I use homestead for my VM and just set each project… https://t.co/B9YABPcNjXGood move by trump to suspend immigration. We don’t want to get any healthy people sick with our shitty healthcare… https://t.co/Pk0CYCyHIgCurrent mood https://t.co/7VqpOk7W5m
4/21
2020
@jasonaalejandro I have no idea.
4/20
2020
@andrey_butov @ericlbarnes Actually now that I think about it...I’m convinced Eric is not real. He’s a bot created… https://t.co/hy0FBCHEBn @andrey_butov @ericlbarnes They’re CGI.Teachingy kids to put away the laundry. It’s good we are still on lockdown so no one will know my clothes are a wrinkled mess.Cleaning the house I’ve found lots of play doh tops....only the tops.So I built a thing this evening because I was frustrated I can’t remember what day it is...I’m mostly impressed I g… https://t.co/KFJoG1M4Sa
4/18
2020
I can’t wait to hear/see some of the so called “states rights” conservatives contort themselves to somehow agree th… https://t.co/VBDRX2FXgL @NoCatsNoMasters @Nolamama69 @Joi_the_Artist @ChuckWendig Me too. One of my friends wanted to see it I saw one prev… https://t.co/BidPw4EFmwI wonder how many people who quipped, “I survived Obama, you’ll survive trump” have actually died due to trump’s in… https://t.co/D50nfSejT1
4/15
2020
@smbaran1 @rookcoffee https://t.co/jL8V4gWEpxHoly Christ. trump is not fit to manage a fucking Arby’s in the middle of nowhere let alone a country. This is why… https://t.co/feORTBWVnk
4/14
2020
My kid is into Minecraft and installing mods and trying to get this extra shit to work feels more like a job than a game.
4/13
2020
@jesslynnrose https://t.co/tyVuhO4tXzWhen you click on a markdown file and it opens Xcode https://t.co/xGKSmMh3V8
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4/11
2020
@mrkx1221 Here you go: Mr. Coffee 12-Cup Programmable Coffee Maker with Brew Strength Selector https://t.co/cJ06KWSxxq
4/8
2020
Trump just fired the Inspector General overseeing the relief package. And threatened another who reported PPE short… https://t.co/KI32fEA00w
Retweeted by Joe CianfloneYou can also be a hero for healthcare workers right now by doing these things. They are overwhelmed and overworked.… https://t.co/xvP0CcjnWfKeeping us safe. They’re helping us when we’re already sick. It sounds pedantic, but the truth is YOU are the hero… https://t.co/HHvWjiLe6MI saw a sign today that irked me. It said, “thank you for the heros keeping us safe...” it was meant to healthcare… https://t.co/RgImFoDtuY
4/7
2020
@developerjack @johnallsopp record audio locally via QuickTime or whatever. Stupid trick....Tell everyone to “clap… https://t.co/0r2K3gQRZWHoly shit @pixaronward is excellent, but a *hard* movie to watch if you’ve lost a parent or just can’t physically h… https://t.co/j2DBntDkHY
4/5
2020

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