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Joe Lycett @joelycett Birmingham, England

I'm a fucking joke.

3,855 Following   607,865 Followers   20,464 Tweets

Joined Twitter 12/7/08


What you gonna do with all that dick, all that dick inside that condom? I'm gonna wank wank posh posh wank, wank w… https://t.co/WkoKMtZLmX
Retweeted by Joe LycettDo you work for a company, big or small, who is behaving badly or unethically? I want to know for my show. Email go… https://t.co/wIp1ZL3jZA
10/16
2019
I want to know about any companies/organisations that have online live chat help, particularly if it has been no help at all. Tweet me, hun.If you want to you can vote for me to be best presenter at the NTAs. I will be voting multiple times for Nick Knowl… https://t.co/1ktGhtFsut
10/15
2019
Happy #NationalComingOUTDay !! We’ve a special podcast episode out today with comedian and TV presenter - Mr… https://t.co/kc1SCL0W0U
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10/11
2019
@ChambersMgt y tho?
10/10
2019
Me to my gynaecologist https://t.co/kEWdL47pZq
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10/9
2019
@therealgurmeet I like the word 'dining' in relation to Greggs
10/8
2019
Great to see endometriosis finally getting some well needed exposure. This book by @eleanorthom is an excellent gui… https://t.co/1FUgKpW9yF
10/7
2019
I find it so cute that your dad’s nickname for me is ‘iphone’ 😍 https://t.co/MikmjD6NNz
10/6
2019
What an honour to be a guest on my favourite podcast https://t.co/cDe3VLYVg9
10/5
2019
The ‘Joe Lycett’s Got Your Back’ consumer team are back to it and we are now looking for all your stories of scamme… https://t.co/9wH83YU4cPLuckily I only have one of these https://t.co/zNZJkb9n95
10/2
2019
Richard Hammond says he’d never use the middle urinal in a row of three as that’s the gay toilet https://t.co/wfj3ebGg8r
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10/1
2019
Just another crazy joke from your old friend Joe!! Take care out there xxx ✨My dad used to loudly make tennis accessories. He made such a racket!Guys I’m gonna tweet a joke omg ur gonna love it
9/29
2019
@jsjallen No
9/28
2019
As it’s @macmillancancer's coffee morning @BoyGeorge @KathyBurke @Rylan @ShirleyBallas @Faye_Brookes & @joelycett c… https://t.co/B2zuz6JkxO
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9/27
2019
.@BorisJohnson you were really confident and cute 2day 😏 https://t.co/z9IsF9motu
9/25
2019
‘...but next, we meet the man who thinks he’s a quail!’ https://t.co/7701A1BCay. @BorisJohnson pint?
9/24
2019
Who is your trailblazer? @JoeLycett chose “national treasure” @MrNickKnowles because he never ever gives up in his… https://t.co/Kq2zl9TBuM
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9/23
2019
Fuck https://t.co/gcX9W19Ndy
9/20
2019
I am retweeting this because it is for a good cause but the maltreatment of carrot cake makes me furious https://t.co/sQJJeWH31Z @MrNickKnowles She did! https://t.co/PadfmPChhu
9/18
2019
So deeply honoured I’m gonna release another album & it’ll be your fault😂top charity U look more like me than I do💪🏼 https://t.co/4EX7ScFNUq
Retweeted by Joe Lycett @SU2CUK This was the original shortlist. I was asked if there was anyone more 'on brief' so I said they could also… https://t.co/g99rArxnMRSo @SU2CUK asked me to dress as a 'trailblazer' for their latest campaign. The other people they asked chose people… https://t.co/zXOH7vFpAO
9/17
2019
Delighted to be shot by @rankinphoto for this year’s @macmillancancer World’s Biggest Coffee Morning. It’s a great… https://t.co/GMe0Zo0lyjMy consumer show ‘Joe Lycett’s Got Your Back’ returns to @channel4 next year and we are looking for all your consum… https://t.co/mu8906QFQD
9/16
2019
Looks like we’re calling him ‘Pussy’ lads. https://t.co/4AS386wA1f
9/15
2019
My brilliant pal @jameskettle wrote this excellent play starring Miles Jupp. I saw it before it transferred to the… https://t.co/gghWSKoT8l
9/11
2019
@stephenfry Have a nice time in my hometown bab x
9/10
2019
Good luck to everyone taking The Times quiz today. I’m stumped on question 13. https://t.co/f11FJz6IG1
9/9
2019
. @BorisJohnson you do you babe xoxo ✨ https://t.co/ARdOBOyrhA
9/7
2019
@autumnlexve Drop us an email: gotyourback@rumpusmedia.co.uk
9/6
2019
@LorettaHope Did you use gotyourback@rumpusmedia.co.uk?
9/5
2019
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9/3
2019
. @BorisJohnson well done babe that must have taken real guts xxxxGet back to school you little wankers.
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9/2
2019
@RachelFairburn Literally just had a whole one to myself. Heaven.
9/1
2019
@bronwenmurphy 😘
8/31
2019
I saw and loved @MrsLowryandSon earlier this week. It’s a really charming and funny film about LS Lowry and his mot… https://t.co/zBU9ULgvhE
8/30
2019
Good morning! Let’s remember to be kind today, whatever our disagreements. Have a great day, starshine ✨
8/29
2019
did you drink water today you dehydrated bitch?
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8/25
2019
@eleanorthom Total heaven
8/24
2019
First show at the Fringe was a cracker - @CatherineBohart was charming, moving and really funny. Pleasance Courtyard, 6pm 🍋🍋🍋
8/20
2019
I'm shook https://t.co/syaDYY8VJY
8/18
2019
About to go LIVE on @BBCRadio2 babyyyyy 🤗Looking for gardening music puns for when I’m on @BBCRadio2 - of the ilk of ‘rake me up before you mow mow’. Send i… https://t.co/8ukAMRopJDReminder I’m sitting in for @Rylan today on @BBCRadio2 - I’m chatting about gardening so I want all your tips and d… https://t.co/xpXe0nzV47
8/17
2019
Tune into @BBCRadio2 tomorrow from 3-6pm to hear the delightful @joelycett standing in for @Rylan! Joe wants to hea… https://t.co/xTblgyc6B9
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8/16
2019
Comedian @joelycett will return for a second series of Joe Lycett’s #GotYourBack on @Channel4https://t.co/PuFGTZtqLD
Retweeted by Joe LycettFriends! I am sitting in for @Rylan this week on his @BBCRadio2 show for some reason!!! I’m gonna do a phone in -… https://t.co/JiPXa6od0c @marksilcox @Channel4 If you have any consumer issues whatsoever, but particularly if you know of a small or local… https://t.co/CH21Mf1gyvVery happy to announce that @marksilcox and I will be back next year with another series of my consumer show ‘Joe L… https://t.co/jwphXVLg70
8/15
2019
Very happy to support @afnccf who are recommending painting today as part of their #selfcaresummer. Painting brings… https://t.co/FLc3rE5piO
8/12
2019
From last night's #TheLateishShow - my rendition of 'I'm A Little Teapot' to @Jaykae10's 'Toothache'. https://t.co/7RdEq7pavS @MayaJama @KaeKurd 👊
8/10
2019
Tune in now to @MoTheComedian’s #TheLateishShow on @Channel4 you wankersWell that was a hoot! Thoroughly enjoyed interviewing @KathyBurke & @stephenfry and a pleasure to co-host with you… https://t.co/hviLgkNeNS
Retweeted by Joe LycettI’m co-hosting @BBCTheOneShow tonight with @MichAckerley and guests @stephenfry and @KathyBurke. A truly terrible l… https://t.co/rr7OWDdzap
8/9
2019
This was so fun https://t.co/EwIzj6Hsgf
8/8
2019
The new series is upon us! Ep1 features the brilliant @SarahMillican75 @joelycett & @scummymummies discussing falli… https://t.co/zCb44PEdaq
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8/6
2019
Erm https://t.co/BziEULg3QD
8/3
2019
You’re out of control. https://t.co/Tkh5Mw8vzb
Retweeted by Joe LycettHave a nice day https://t.co/9EjkFlccU2
8/1
2019
I must stop shitting in the water fountain https://t.co/SRRYSpsm0f
7/31
2019
It was so nice to be at @xsmalarkey tonight. My comedy home. 🤗 https://t.co/jwRmIWzRqWSuzi is excellent 👊🏻 https://t.co/X9TWM5090fAnd you can watch the local BBC Weather report @Shefali_oza did from my kitchen here. https://t.co/Go3UItJWfHFor those asking about pictures of the opening there are loads on my insta / google and you can literally watch the… https://t.co/wU3XpCAWIPAqua Vita. It's pissing down. A very late submission for #loopdeloop's Weather theme. I pray to the urinating Loopd… https://t.co/9HNhIPQ2Fi
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7/30
2019
Thank you to everyone who donated 🤗 https://t.co/4TWJRPFYryYou can watch me present @BrumLordMayor with a cheque of all the money raised from people donating to come to the o… https://t.co/Pk7dUCR0uM
7/29
2019
Fit petite girls who support Jeremy Corbyn but put personal receipts through as a business expense in your area.Hot personal trainer lads with stunning bodies and a small client list because they’re just on the wrong side of be… https://t.co/6l0EhE18R6Cute girls with big butts who once met Harry Styles outside a garage and he was polite but very much wanted to get… https://t.co/vPeuCJdn9tRipped hot lads with big arms and an ambition to be a human rights lawyer but lacking the aptitude and the qualifications in your area.Fit young lads with thick thighs ready to chat right now about that sweet earthy smell when it rains after a dry spell in your area.*most ofSex with me is like a business meeting in that most’ve it could be done on email.
7/26
2019
Happy publication day to my friend @eleanorthom who has written an essential book about endometriosis. I'm biased b… https://t.co/ymePbg8EEp🎟️🎟️FREE tickets available to the recording of comedian @joelycett's new @BBCRadio4 chat show Obsessions. He will… https://t.co/UJCRHvehgE
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7/25
2019
@AndyBizarre LOOK AT THE PICTURE ANDYWho wore it best? https://t.co/ojf6ILszd2Excited about the first recording of the new series of my @BBCRadio4 Obsessions show tonight obviously cause it's a… https://t.co/DGZd7QdaKL
7/24
2019
I love this gig! https://t.co/rkkJPSjSFF
7/22
2019
Also my book is 99p on Kindle for one day only 😱https://t.co/uRa7pS73zD https://t.co/ZDOW2jV4TdMassively over ordered Rhubarb Bikini badges from my last tour so you can by the rest at my shop. Thanks to everyon… https://t.co/QGDuse5lLu
7/21
2019
@JeremyClarkson u r cute in a kinda nasty way i just love it. @SimonCowell What shade of white did you go for mate? https://t.co/5UJDdsIgVT
7/19
2019
Here is a painting I just did of Birmingham historian Carl Chinn https://t.co/7KKx87M5bE
7/18
2019
Twitter card for my Edinburgh show. Designed by professionals. https://t.co/OlY4XyKbkU
Retweeted by Joe LycettWell #GameFace was fucking excellent @Roisinconaty 🙌This is legit one of the most brilliant books I’ve ever read https://t.co/aqNk5LRVYs @jsjallen https://t.co/XRhDips4ta
7/17
2019
Enjoyed #Panorama and the interviews with people saying children reading about being gay makes them gay. Finally a… https://t.co/WCcR12Cp3HThanks Jim https://t.co/qBFlIlt8zw
7/15
2019

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