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Joel Zoufaly @JoelZoufaly Manhattan, NY

Just sayin it like it is. insta: zouftwo

282 Following   139 Followers   3,129 Tweets

Joined Twitter 6/10/17


@Bojangles @bathbodyworks I would buy a dozenThe NBA and the National Basketball Players Association have agreed to suspend randomized tests for marijuana durin… https://t.co/JSHbaCnVug
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Retweeted by Joel ZoufalyBREAKING: US House votes 228-164 to pass historic bill that would decriminalize cannabis and clear the way to erase… https://t.co/aOkkONhWSd
Retweeted by Joel Zoufaly @barstoolsports If they’re openly willing to do this in a public gym I don’t think you need to feel obligated to blur out their faces @jon_brown11 God I hate the word “free”. That money comes from somewhere aka taxes. So instead of you paying off yo… https://t.co/ku96iz9Q8R @jon_brown11 Unpopular opinion: odd feeling that those who made the choice to go to a school and get a degree that… https://t.co/8CXt1BBYYe @jon_brown11 That I don’t completely disagree with. I do agree there should be a couple year gap between graduation… https://t.co/vn4VMeAe4K @jon_brown11 Sign me up for that test. Let me go buy the most expensive house I can afford and then we can start.Liberal arts school be like "capitalism is exploitative, that will be $150,000"
Retweeted by Joel ZoufalyCanceling college debt, mortgages and rent? I’d love to see the budget plan for this as well as what the future ta… https://t.co/1miMxtVxKoSince the start of 2019, it's hard to find two better pure runners than Derrick Henry and Nick Chubb. https://t.co/Nyj4DIdI37
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12/4
2020
@barstoolsports Probably acted more as an AC unit because it seems like things are getting heated nowLol sounds about right https://t.co/uXwKkTijvD @NFL @ochocinco @EPIXHD Looks like Ocho Cinco is his front 9 scoreFun debate topic. I think in theory this sounds nice but I believe it looks past a lot of other factors and ultimat… https://t.co/nqOMg0IfkkWe all needed music this year. Thank you for choosing us on @Spotify! #2020ArtistWrapped https://t.co/XrW2BowKhA
Retweeted by Joel ZoufalyBo orders as the signs: Sagittarius You’re no creature of habit. Your curiosity and adventurous spirit always lea… https://t.co/xG9VDmYZnt
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12/3
2020
@espn Texas fans praying no one says “we’re back” after the game🗣 @LoganPaul https://t.co/IUU6cwvYit
Retweeted by Joel Zoufaly @barstoolsports I’m not impressed. Do it with two women who only go to the gym until they give up on their New Year… https://t.co/99k7likaEc @MorningBrew Close. Was a mechanic in the Air Force and now finishing up business school getting into financial adv… https://t.co/SUASoWCDRe @MorningBrew https://t.co/8ILnFeCJtSWalmart Plus is adding a brand new perk for members: No more $35 shipping minimum for https://t.co/NHCWMJ6DJk order… https://t.co/muYhI0folC
Retweeted by Joel Zoufaly @barstoolsports That’s gross this is where I draw the line. What monster watches porn where the guy wears a condom? People make me sick. @PaigeSpiranac It’s just the daily Astros jokes that I miss @FoodNetwork Doesn’t matter. I’m dipping it in ranch either way. @barstoolsports Draft kings better be ready so we can gamble on space sports @SportsCenter Can’t believe Clemson gets a bye week in the playoffs
12/2
2020
Hopefully this is my year ➡️ Pro Bowl & All-Pro❗️🙏 https://t.co/GLki4MwNzY
Retweeted by Joel Zoufaly @TheEllenShow Watch 2021 find a way to be worse. That’d be wild.Meet willie. This is how he enjoyed his thanksgiving dinner. ( The Wild Animal Sanctuary ) https://t.co/o94y1N8DwL
Retweeted by Joel Zoufaly @barstoolsports @21standprime That’s just Kyler during a normal football game @barstoolsports @short_porch Kid would bat lead off for the OriolesLook what just came in! 🥃 #teslaquila #tesla @kimpaquette @seanmmitchell @Kristennetten @EliBurton_https://t.co/lIe5LbdlBj
Retweeted by Joel ZoufalyMcDonald's McRib returns this week, in the polarizing sandwich's first national rollout in 8 years https://t.co/cyOfvOxLPB
Retweeted by Joel ZoufalyI nearly had a stroke when I opened up my phone. Don’t tease me like that @SeekingAlpha. $DKNG https://t.co/hIyuBSeMMSLook where the ref is standing lol https://t.co/0M1V6Ulbfy
12/1
2020
@barstoolsports Could have just slept with me and got all the practice faking enjoyment there @AdamSchefter @JordanRaanan Colt McCoy rise to the top is back on trackhttps://t.co/DTysFxDw4N is back in stock 🔥 https://t.co/zYEWmdunWC
Retweeted by Joel Zoufaly @barstoolsports @BussinWTB In the NFL that guy would have been called for roughing the passerSHOUT OUT to Younghoe Koo 🗣️🗣️ ▪️29 FG made (most in NFL) ▪️109 Points scored (most in NFL) ▪️96.7 FG% (best in NF… https://t.co/AqnnJ9NS1w
Retweeted by Joel ZoufalyGotta $LUV this. https://t.co/Xux5di4BHM
Retweeted by Joel ZoufalyDraftKings Becomes an Official Partner of the Detroit Pistons $DKNG △ 2% PM | https://t.co/MjqXvNggPR https://t.co/HSTy2iMjIR
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11/30
2020
@NFL_Memes Tyreek Hill just caught that basketball and scored @barstoolsports Denver probably has a better Qb situation than Cincy does this week @NFL @K1 What’s the over under for total QB rushing yards in this game? 99.5? @barstoolsports @BSSportsbook Damn I love sports betting and all but to say something about hurting a guy? Nah @espn People tell their kids to eat veggies to grow big and strong. F that, I’m feeding my kids Skittles and Hennessy. @barstoolsports @ATIBarstool Schindler’s list
11/29
2020
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Retweeted by Joel ZoufalyBummer I was gonna put my life saving on the @Broncos and hope for the best. That pay out would have been better th… https://t.co/7eeTLrKFAP @stoolpresidente Maybe he could donate one to JPP @PaigeSpiranac Those are the same people that would say she sucks no matter how well she did. Just noise. @espn @SECNetwork If they don’t carry her off the field like when Rudy got to play it’ll be sad @PatMcAfeeShow @SarahFuller_27 Bill Belichick is going to make her into a HOFer WR @kylepitts__ is ridiculous. Guys gonna be a top 5 TE in the NFL the second he gets drafted. @barstoolsports Spirit airlines is about to take this idea and start serving real meals
11/28
2020
The day after sandwich... Another reason that life is amazing. #thankful #happythanksgivng https://t.co/T755I6VLzB
Retweeted by Joel ZoufalySomeone want to take a shot at explaining the dog rating scale to me? #NationalDogShow
11/27
2020
@barstoolsports Oh good now there’s tears in my gravy👀 https://t.co/2VIhc1xO7a
Retweeted by Joel Zoufaly @barstoolsports I felt like I was watching the Irishman again @NFL @EzekielElliott @dallascowboys I’m surprised they can even show the R word in this clipI'm thankful for my daughter @abc7sophie , my father Navy Lieutenant Bill Flay, @nachoflay and #StellaFlay and my R… https://t.co/r7L2PFQ9gk
Retweeted by Joel ZoufalyFirst the NFL takes away our bye week because another team can’t get their Covid situation together, now they take… https://t.co/Rgxfo5P3VY
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11/26
2020
.@ChaseClaypool and @TeamJuJu weren't happy after the NFL moved the Steelers' Thanksgiving game vs. the Ravens to S… https://t.co/25n0z5dMB8
Retweeted by Joel ZoufalyRequest to NFL and networks: Please move back the kickoff times of Texans-Lions and WFT-Cowboys. Thank you. Happy Thanksgiving.
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Retweeted by Joel Zoufaly @SportsCenter He for sure bets with him before the game and just happens to win every time. @barstoolsports @PodfathersShow Oh but when the tooth fairy comes in and starts taking things it’s fine. Sexist.
11/25
2020
“If markets were rational, I’d be waiting tables for a living.” – Warren Buffett
Retweeted by Joel ZoufalyStuffing, mashed potatoes and canned cranberry sauce 👌🏻 https://t.co/71daJ2ESsy @barstoolsports He doesn’t even know it’s thanksgiving week this is just what he does in his free time @NFL_Memes I think any team would be thrilled to have Jamal Adams so I don’t get the hate @FoodNetwork https://t.co/DPIXjL5aZG @NFL @AaronDonald97 I’m thinking he’s gonna get his 12th on #12 as well @sh0rtbread12 @hgillespie7 Christmas gift idea @barstoolsports Alright now I don’t mind if we defund the police. They’ve gone too far. @rhiannonhardy @barstoolsports You free Wednesday for our wedding?
11/24
2020
@barstoolsports @5thYear That speed bump has probably saved multiple lives after a night of boozing @barstoolsports I’m gonna take this picture and post it on my hinge and say it’s me. Should be married by thanksgiving. @FoodNetwork Not to bring up a sore subject but I demand a recount. I’ve lived most of my life in VT and can honest… https://t.co/pXfD0BC2crOBJ put the world on notice with this catch six years ago today 😱🖐 (via @NFL) https://t.co/TUCTYPaw8d
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11/23
2020
Thanks for all the love. Can’t get rid of me that easy. See ya next year✊
Retweeted by Joel Zoufaly @barstoolsports This is what Amy is missing after getting kicked out of the book club @PatMcAfeeShow Pretty sure Cam listens to “thrift shop” every time he’s picking out an outfitThank you so much to everyone for the birthday wishes today, really means a lot to get so much love from all of the… https://t.co/PJOu7xcQPV
Retweeted by Joel Zoufaly @FoodNetwork https://t.co/uXI0ypA3yzSTAY CALM!!!!! Everybody STAY CALM!!! https://t.co/6iwXSSflok
Retweeted by Joel Zoufaly @barstoolsports @mworthofgame This must be one of those Uber ambulances I’ve heard about @barstoolsports And a baby Bill Belichick was born
11/22
2020
Pretty sure he took this photo in center field at @DudyNobleField @msstate https://t.co/i687Cr7aSZMcDonald's founder Ray Kroc's former California ranch on sale for $29 million—take a look inside. (via @CNBCMakeIt)… https://t.co/oBRA9f3hva
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11/21
2020
@barstoolsports Dave’s about to open a restaurant called Dave’s Portbelly and probably make a killing
11/20
2020

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