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Joey @JoeyGardiner_ England, United Kingdom

Wife of a Met policeman, mum of a girl and owner of a GSD. Essex police dispatcher. Eternally exhausted and never asleep. My views are my own. #999family

176 Following   78 Followers   355 Tweets

Joined Twitter 4/9/18


Another day another peppa https://t.co/ns90reIXFUMr policeman of the house left at 0350 today... still waiting on the dismissals. Meanwhile peppa pig is in full swi… https://t.co/kzr2lxAU9TCan’t help but think, Peppa Pig needs to be slightly more PC, slightly less “WPC” #nawty https://t.co/NkRS6Ea2R6My wake up call today consisted of being repeatedly Jabbed in the eye while she said “nose” over and over.… https://t.co/T7117EQxrl
9/15
2019
@cop_ish “Vertically Challenged” @cop_ish Nice to know I’m not the only midget 🤗I would imagine this is accurate 😰 https://t.co/iVoK9HtiYd @cop_ish I know! Paired with baby related sleep deprivation. I was not Mrs happy today 😂😬 @PCJamesIreland Always here.. when I’m not working. Just let me know 💁🏽‍♀️ you’ll catch plenty of em round here. @PcNathanBright1 Need to put your glasses on https://t.co/6y4nnw7NJ0 @PCJamesIreland If you do Skitts Hill, I’ll make you a coffee 💁🏽‍♀️ @PcNathanBright1 Ahhh you found it then!Turns out... 4 vodkas is enough to make me feel shit the next day 🤯When peppa pig is so important that we must sit on the floor at the least comfortable angle https://t.co/NhXgpucIi3
9/14
2019
@clarkeybegbie Oh I’ve heard this hundreds of times 😂😂Rookie-"well I have pissed off the dispatchers" Me-"get out" Rookie-"excuse me?" Me-"GET. THE. F&^K. OUT. OF. MY. CAR"
Retweeted by Joey“Where are you?!” “Stop asking me questions and just send the police”...... “Well I would, BUT I DONT KNOW WHERE Y… https://t.co/aai2hmSniHIt’s Friday night, I’ve been at the pub... couple of vodkas down. Do I want to go out?! No, I want my bed... at 8:30pm 😂😂😂😂 @TaserCop_ What they gonna be doing?! All talking in high pitched voices to each other 😂😂😂😂 I think most likely not… https://t.co/XkqFVt6kYt @TaserCop_ I’m just gonna go out there and say, probably not ‘helium’ balloons at 3am 😂😂😂😂
9/13
2019
@TaserCop_ @NocteNurse That’s lunch. 🤯When you see a cow 😂#mooomooooomooooo https://t.co/JEQ5Y5TPmR
9/12
2019
Autumnal Doggo Walk 🐺 https://t.co/dwaMZ1GDUi @DonnaDlm71 @TracyRo15655375 @Menarms1 @TaserCop_ @999Control Anyone else regretting joining this tweet 😭 @999Control @TaserCop_ @DonnaDlm71 I think it was aimed at me, think he is joking 😂😬This has absolutely done me in 😂😭😭😭 https://t.co/qFaMa3k203 @999Control @TaserCop_ @DonnaDlm71 Exactly this. @TaserCop_ Well it’s not noodle juice is it?😭😂 anyway, you’re wrong, it’s a fork... or super noodles 🤤 @TaserCop_ You could just eat the noodles then drink the GRAVY - defo not juice. You’re weird 😂😂😂 @TaserCop_ Are you alright?! Why the fuck would you try and pick noodles up with a spoon 😂The images of this will stay in my mind forever. This was the day the world changed forever, a day emergency servic… https://t.co/8B78riyQzz @PcNathanBright1 My heatings already been on this year... think of the children. Us poor southern wuss’s cant cope… https://t.co/udsxRvJ8m1
9/11
2019
It’s hot water bottle season. Cold feet are here to stay ❄️☔️Just arrested a young gent in #colchester after an eagle eyed member of the public saw him waving this around, look… https://t.co/BIrQSMpn2C
Retweeted by Joey @PcWilde @CInspHuddleston Literally after you said over the air I was like 😬 good job though. Fun 😂 @PcWilde @CInspHuddleston Was it not in the end? I left before we found out 😂Done. Home. Rest Days 😍 #passmethegin 💁🏽‍♀️Colchester Control until 2000hrs 🤗I defo enjoyed this more than her 🥳 https://t.co/7pfLIEcTQFWhat a story https://t.co/9gEa04MIRA
Retweeted by JoeyThere will never be a more surreal moment than your child mimicking you choking whilst laughing and also standing on your windpipe.When do toddlers grow their ‘off’ button? #askingforafriend
9/10
2019
@pc_officer Oooooo who’s that 🤤😂Nice moment at the theatre in Innsbruck last night... Just before I went on, I asked a stage manager " Will this a… https://t.co/eQIipAKzmQ
Retweeted by JoeySo far, kiddo has asked “who’s that” about peppa pig about 15 times and it’s been on about 2 mins 😭
9/9
2019
@pc_officer 😰😰I always feel at a loss of what to say to someone who has just found a loved one passed away.. 😰 #999I am roughly 5 of these today.. https://t.co/sLEL01xn95 @PcNathanBright1 No you’re correct, you shouldn’t tell me 😶😭 @AprilPodd Ohh fucks, I start at 8 so you missed me by 2 hours. When you in next? 🖤There are just not enough hours in the night. 4 hours sleep and back on earlies 😭
9/8
2019
@Hotel19Delta https://t.co/O7OBIN0DSkWho’s dat rocket on the right of the photo?! 😂 #gonnaneedtowashyourarm https://t.co/ihq7hD9UoaI will forever be grateful for the creator of trifle. Whoever decided on cream and custard together deserves a medal.https://t.co/7xFnI8nvIiThis little bastard is too peppy to be a real police car. #toottoot https://t.co/E6bg1BPzlt @Hotel19Delta Good plan.. it’s a Saturday after all. I might do the same 😅😏This accurately describes life 😂 https://t.co/AGhNDQkhKNThis is definitely how I look, no filters whatsoever. https://t.co/og6cxvo3sJ @PcNathanBright1 https://t.co/AhnKbzwz7Z @PcNathanBright1 16 today are we? https://t.co/HbVOBI3G3f @pc_officer Mostly I’m doing this 😅 https://t.co/LQEfN5j6YlI did tell the inspector not to authorise any firearms deployments today. Oh how he laughed 😭💩Earlies on the firearms channel today... no idea what I’m doing. Should be fun 😬😰
9/7
2019
Back in on Earlies tomorrow! rest days seem to just disappear 🤯 @PCJamesIreland @PcWilde Reckon you’ll be off a tad late 😂🤦🏼‍♀️This song is so underrated. Also what else could I do while I’m nap trapped... @JorjaSmith @MaverickSabre 💁🏽‍♀️… https://t.co/fZdKEh40L8
9/6
2019
Is there anyway to block the word ‘brexit’ from my life permanently?! Don’t actually give a shit anymore. Until it’… https://t.co/vlZEiCoc3UCos he’s a good boy 😂 https://t.co/NVSj0Cr8dz @InspNickEliot Only 13yrs?! You’re like 50 though aren’t you?Paw patrol all day every day 🤯😰 https://t.co/ThbUCWjzih @AprilPodd How do you not think to look at the tide times by now? 🤦🏼‍♀️😂 @pc_officer Absolute bastards out there. Terrifying 😰
9/5
2019
@GirlPowerKid I have PND and anxiety. The trigger for me was pressure of returning to work on top of having a baby.… https://t.co/Bvy5JJf8Fn @pc_officer How do you even conceal this?! 😅🤯 @TaserCop_ Jesus wept. How did no one arrest her 🤦🏼‍♀️ @pc_officer F says “shouldn’t you be working?” 🌝 @AprilPodd 😬 #NewProfilePic https://t.co/xxRbHQC0kq @emily_peck Yassss only just finishes the last series too 🥳 @CatherineLHale The next phase of life begins ❤️F is back from Central London Aid - 630am start... laying on the sofa napping. Child is asleep on me #dangernap and… https://t.co/sAxXVDB3wK @magsfin Ahhh @DamienMurdoch 💁🏽‍♀️ @PcNathanBright1 https://t.co/COVI2egrU0 @PcNathanBright1 Hold up though, are you the same every dayOne downside to breastfeeding an over one year old... both people in my house have now have an obsession with boobs #breastfeedingatoddler 😂 @PcNathanBright1 I’ll have to start actively looking for you now 💁🏽‍♀️😅 @PcNathanBright1 😂 striking resemblanceWhen he tells u to fix ur attitude or leave https://t.co/03DG86l92W
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9/4
2019
💁🏽‍♀️😂 https://t.co/YMM0U1srHk @cop_ish Am I the only one who wants to see the knees? 😅 @horangi_momma 🙋🏽‍♀️❤️ https://t.co/OU9gMT95oo @kaykar2019 I know, scary too! @InspBrettell 🙋🏽‍♀️Just walking through town. A girl, no older than 14 walks past talking to her friends “well I’d rather be hungry th… https://t.co/i0hyeCAfmaSend help https://t.co/XGNlIdbmvh @JasonO91 @TaserCop_ In that case you run them exactly the same but occasionally we still run them on our channels… https://t.co/L0GOJxJqWJ @JasonO91 @TaserCop_ I think it does differ between forces. I certainly know that met run their control room differ… https://t.co/tpwWraBUYB
9/3
2019
@InspClarke I agree wholeheartedly. Where many unfortunately become a number and a title in the job, it’s forgotten… https://t.co/MHlbvAbg1s @InspClarke I guess people get scared to talk to their boss like a real person sometimes. The job is demanding tho… https://t.co/wb4BdcXAmQ @TaserCop_ Yeah I get ya. Most 1s aren’t even emergencies anyway. FTS are bread and butter and most likely to end i… https://t.co/zsdhlL9ZUp
9/2
2019

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