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Amazing shot. Also amazing: there are professional sports I’m just now learning exist. https://t.co/Okgj8lca0m
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1/23
2020
I really hope I don’t die on the same day as the Kool-Aid man.
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1/22
2020
@MatthewJArtz @GlacierVeinsPDX You won't regret this decision. They're fantastic. Here's an earlier video for whi… https://t.co/QbZLzJzdcx @GlacierVeinsPDX IT'S 2:43a ON THE 22nd IN TOKYO. WHERE IS THE VIDEO? https://t.co/5xJvOdhPxDEd Headrick, designer of the modern Frisbee, called himself a Frisbyterian and said 'When we die, we don't go to pu… https://t.co/3dnJTGXN1q
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1/21
2020
A wild elephant went into a Sri Lankan hotel and gently wandered around #CaptionThis #MondayVibes… https://t.co/R3sK8ZzuCN
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1/20
2020
The unprecedented snowfall in St. John's buried countless cars overnight, including this one. #NLStorm2020 https://t.co/oYDY3ujbJG
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1/19
2020
The US national archives - the supposed official record and repository of the nation - is now blurring and censorin… https://t.co/75TIRFETTc
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1/18
2020
This person rides his service vehicle on the Monorail track every morning at 4am and is never seen by anyone, but t… https://t.co/vB4enFVfC1
Retweeted by π™Ήπš˜πšŽπš’ π™ΌπšŒπ™°πš•πš•πš’πšœπšπšŽπš›Imagine if the government said that you couldn't vote if you had outstanding parking tickets, library fees, school… https://t.co/YeuHiVe2C5
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1/17
2020
This led me to discover and read the children's illustrated book A Day in the Life of Marlon Bundo by @jilltwiss, w… https://t.co/XhPfIaNxz9Is it deliberately uninformative clickbait headlines? Because I have a feeling itβ€˜s deliberately uninformative cli… https://t.co/m43owBSYcp
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1/16
2020
Mozilla just laid off 70 fantastic people. If you can help them - open positions, offering helpful conversations a… https://t.co/zypX7JclXV
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1/15
2020
just wanted to see how broken it might look if i drop a bird model into the mixamo auto rigger... didn't expect a… https://t.co/87bWl7v3CC
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1/14
2020
So wholesome 😊😊 https://t.co/wL5XXa4NGa
Retweeted by π™Ήπš˜πšŽπš’ π™ΌπšŒπ™°πš•πš•πš’πšœπšπšŽπš›The review my friends got for their recent stay in an AirBnb is grim. https://t.co/BSkYIolDhy
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1/13
2020
β€œYOU CAN’T ACHIEVE YOUR WAY OUT OF CHILDHOOD WOUNDS AND TRAUMAS,” he stated quite loudly, directly into my spirit. https://t.co/Do8dXXFTV2
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1/12
2020
It’s about that time for @JoeyMcAllister to lay down drums for β€˜Don’t You (Forget About Me)’. https://t.co/VfosMnhWn7
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1/11
2020
@dougxjones Damn. :(😞 https://t.co/jT4xQEZh42Lil’ bro with the impeccable rimshot. I’m dead...πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜­πŸ’€πŸ’€ https://t.co/68wxaUK687
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1/10
2020
@wilsonxcassie I know it's easy for someone else to say, but if I were you and accomplished all the things you acco… https://t.co/wdcyyI38eX @ashleybb Oh, lame. Then I will just save my money. :P @ashleybb HEY EVERYBODY HERE'S A SMALL ELECTRONIC APPLIANCE IF YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR ONE. @ashleybb Amazon delivered a package (an air purifier) yesterday and sent me a photo to let me know. It's the fir… https://t.co/i4qsS6B0yr @ashleybb But seriously I'm sorry someone stole your stuff. :( @ashleybb OR SUPER EXCITED https://t.co/5DEYeBS5vuIf 1024 fair coins are each tossed 10 times, chances are good (> 63%) that at least one will come up heads 10 times… https://t.co/gO7hZLzj6f
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1/9
2020
@IsabelleJyost https://t.co/cWczbylZtcβ€œAll is well” is the new β€œmission accomplished”. https://t.co/qTPZ53AD8p
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1/8
2020
@pjhurley Still waiting for this, I think.Who. Did. This? https://t.co/SoDsWLdNHF
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1/7
2020
Hello and happy #MirandaMonday! πŸ‘‹πŸ’ Here's my motivational gift for today: 🎁 a new Book Review on career developmen… https://t.co/1agTpoD8bz
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1/6
2020
Trying https://t.co/T0xd0XTqC6
Retweeted by π™Ήπš˜πšŽπš’ π™ΌπšŒπ™°πš•πš•πš’πšœπšπšŽπš›This is so weird. https://t.co/UUYeJbf3LXWait, what? πŸ₯‹ 🐍 https://t.co/KQ53CtSfKvRun Luke run Luke! Awww to late. https://t.co/E76pMZLaQO
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1/5
2020
no one warned me that the first three days of this year were going to be ten years long
Retweeted by π™Ήπš˜πšŽπš’ π™ΌπšŒπ™°πš•πš•πš’πšœπšπšŽπš› @pjhurley This is gold, PJ.if you watch the little mermaid in reverse it’s the tale of a girl who escapes a child wedding and then meets a sea… https://t.co/omq3eMTXVI
Retweeted by π™Ήπš˜πšŽπš’ π™ΌπšŒπ™°πš•πš•πš’πšœπšπšŽπš› @pjhurley Tbh that crossover doesn’t seem that weird. @pjhurley I read your second tweet first and I swear thought you were talking about The Witcher. @dougxjones Aww, I thought you meant a pair of knuckle tats. https://t.co/3RnU82dtoBWars are stupid cause thousands of people be dying over a disagreement between like 6 mf’s
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1/4
2020
β€œcalm down everyone, it’s not like they’re gonna start a world war because one guy died lmao” #WWIII https://t.co/RoqTRvrfpy
Retweeted by π™Ήπš˜πšŽπš’ π™ΌπšŒπ™°πš•πš•πš’πšœπšπšŽπš› @JoshuaNealQueen It's such a tiny, background thing to most users, but it seems like such a huge, clever design cho… https://t.co/z0WcqJpqe7 @JoshuaNealQueen I know this is a different thing, but the way sound works in the Super Mario Maker 2 editor is so… https://t.co/UvoBIwYRh1 @anniexvx It's ... so clean. https://t.co/79EQwDLZZoJust a reminder to make sure you're registered to vote and that your info is current and all of that https://t.co/FeR8GGKh1s
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1/3
2020
@wilsonxcassie Did Custard tweet this?please this is my job. https://t.co/lB86DZ8QIS
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1/2
2020
"An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves." BILL VAUGHAN
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1/1
2020

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