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People over-estimate the benefits of learning by consuming things. People under-estimate the benefits of learning… https://t.co/qdiKN6heVO
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8/13
2020
@anniexvx @wilsonxcassie https://t.co/VTxdaIEkYP @WashCoScanner SchrΓΆdinger's Really outdone himself here. @valderie Oh, boy. Yeah. Mood. β€œI don't wanna spend the whole of my life inside. I wanna step out and face the sunshine.”Trying to explain what’s been happening in college football https://t.co/Dvgaql0sHz
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8/12
2020
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8/11
2020
The Combat Wheelchair (v2.0) for 5e #dnd New upgrades, cleaner rules, sleeker design, FAQs and more - and still com… https://t.co/F4MAaeGJ4c
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8/10
2020
Author: @AdamMembrey Art: @brianna_ashby @wilsonxcassie TΜΆoΜΆdΜΆaΜΆyΜΆ TΜΆhΜΆiΜΆsΜΆ ΜΆwΜΆeΜΆeΜΆkΜΆeΜΆnΜΆdΜΆ TΜΆhΜΆiΜΆsΜΆ ΜΆmΜΆoΜΆnΜΆtΜΆhΜΆ 2020Tonight, I opened up a merge request at work with the understated title "Eliminated <thing>." I'm celebrating it,… https://t.co/Mv99uz5Oio
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8/9
2020
Really, @latimes? Do better. https://t.co/N4Np3LaIS8
Retweeted by π™Ήπš˜πšŽπš’ π™ΌπšŒπ™°πš•πš•πš’πšœπšπšŽπš›Impossible for me to be more alarmist about what's happening at the Post Office. This is grind everything to a halt… https://t.co/OTukjsmBUI
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8/8
2020
If you don’t have kids and this isn’t already a big part of your day, allow me to recommend purchasing a coloring b… https://t.co/U2phUIYdR2
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8/7
2020
This shows Jay Leno correctly understood his role in the cultural zeitgeist as background material not meant to mak… https://t.co/ruTwKaKzdo
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Retweeted by π™Ήπš˜πšŽπš’ π™ΌπšŒπ™°πš•πš•πš’πšœπšπšŽπš›Wow. A Georgia High School Suspended Two Students For Posting Photos Of Crowded Hallways. https://t.co/KdHse5qoXu via @laurenstrapa
Retweeted by π™Ήπš˜πšŽπš’ π™ΌπšŒπ™°πš•πš•πš’πšœπšπšŽπš›David Bowie on a lesson he learned while filming the iconic 'Ashes to Ashes' video https://t.co/MxE6sPC4jC
Retweeted by π™Ήπš˜πšŽπš’ π™ΌπšŒπ™°πš•πš•πš’πšœπšπšŽπš›Tech is a big city, with so many side roads and subdivisions.English literature and history πŸ‘‹ https://t.co/KOolCEUwuXBut also, horror movies get it wrong when they send the city folks out to the country for scares. There’s plenty of awful in the city.I’ve played gigs in the woods in rural areas. Good gigs; not rural shaming here. Just saying the venues exist. An… https://t.co/1W8AuigBhkI watched the film Green Room last night and afterward said it seemed like one of the more realistic portrayals of… https://t.co/Oom9Jfmis5This is lovely. Farmers lending their land so theatres can perform in the open air. Thank you. https://t.co/cA1NMHh9yS
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8/6
2020
@mattlande https://t.co/VMiV5OQAGH @valderie In a show with uncountable great lines, this one might be my very favorite.Here's a thing that just occurred to me about not having living parents (it's been a while, but still). You don't h… https://t.co/xY5nhtkwDI
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8/5
2020
City Enters Phase 4 Of Pretending Coronavirus Over https://t.co/ylH8CLa0RW https://t.co/2qnNb5hclC
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8/4
2020

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