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Trainee father, amateur comedian, boxing enthusiast, armchair philosopher, closet tech geek, plus size athlete, one time fastest sperm

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Joined Twitter 11/25/10


@AdamCatterall Exactly the point I was getting slagged off for making last week 👍
7/31
2019
Just walked in the living room and found Charlie pressing a lump of cheese against his cheek. Gotta love that toddl… https://t.co/wlswLsHrby @CelebManchester @MENnewsdesk As a ginge let me say this man does not speak for usNo idea why, but I have an irrational hatred of the word ‘kudos’ There is no other word in the English language th… https://t.co/B0bhPVAOZvMy son is now so obsessed with PJ Masks that he refuses do literally anything I tell him unless I address him as ‘C… https://t.co/PGdKOzQ6by
7/30
2019
Listening to both my kids in the car, singing ‘can’t nobody tell me noooothing’ along to Old town road and thinking... accurate 😔 @MikeCoppinger Yep all true. No way it was right for the Rivas camp to be kept out of the loop though. He may well… https://t.co/kWahFx8ifV @charmack19 What do you think happens more 1) us saying ‘no’ to Charlie 2) Charlie saying ‘no’ to us 🤷‍♂️
7/28
2019
@abdulahi97_a @AdamCatterall @AlexRutter2 The Rivas camp confirmed they weren’t told pre-fight. WBC confirmed they… https://t.co/WM3XlNAwKf
7/27
2019
@AdamCatterall @AlexRutter2 What we know is he was allowed to step in the ring with another boxer, after testing po… https://t.co/lyIGd45sI3I’m dead. This is fabulous. https://t.co/4kg00HBRud
Retweeted by John MackeyHearn is without doubt the most hypocritical and biased man in boxing. That he let the Whyte vs Rivas fight go ahea… https://t.co/EcrK4xIFYu
7/26
2019
@charroberts_AY I thought I was the beautiful view?
7/25
2019
Convicted paedophile Adam Johnson out partying wearing 'fresh kid' T-shirt https://t.co/gMppTBRhuO https://t.co/Ng4z6xuGZw
Retweeted by John Mackey
7/23
2019
@MattBr1987 Everything 👀 @MattBr1987 Too high. Biscuits are shite. The filling is just average. I dont trust anything that is brown that doe… https://t.co/rK3ZzXgAFP @Jorge_Miller At least youve got hair at 23 @FakeShowbizNews @hinchy1983 Add a Gregg’s sausage roll dispenser and she’ll make millions @AsylumTommy Agreed @AsylumTommy Get that mate but there’s been enough lessons with fighters around the uk. Blackwell. Towell. No1s pay… https://t.co/sKWlNwXRgDJust throwing it out there.. Oreo’s are absolute dog shit @AnalyseBoxing Jonny you are smoking crack
7/21
2019
@scotty_JI When he talks about his girlfriend he’s talking about livestock
7/20
2019
@TeddyAtlasReal It’s a good fight. Pac-Man not carrying the speed he used to and could be susceptible to that count… https://t.co/bG0twVIvoF @PaulBrittonMEN @MENnewsdesk Like the guy, but this is silly PR posturing. He’s playing on people’s irritation at t… https://t.co/yGfEaVHyXr @JeremyClarkson “Now” 🤔
7/19
2019
What 2019 needs is a re-make of highlander @JackSlackMMA So the male Holly Holm then?
7/18
2019
*deletes twitter* https://t.co/v9h8aFAFjs
7/17
2019
@F4JOfficial @TaylorWessingUK Or “behaviour” for that matter @F4JOfficial @TaylorWessingUK You’d think a solicitor could spell “absolutely” @MarkHutchy_ That’s now just got me thinking about how many sweaty blokes have had that T shirt on before I tried it on... 👀
7/16
2019
@RLUK94 @SkySportsBoxing @frankbrunoboxer @DillianWhyte 3 actually, Pulev for the IBF and Fury and Ortiz for WBC. @SkySportsBoxing @frankbrunoboxer @DillianWhyte Are you having a laugh🤣😂🤣😂? He’s turned down a rematch and title fi… https://t.co/mNoJpTWD3C
7/10
2019
@jmanyukon @MMAjunkie Wow so if you’re still ‘kind of’ competitive then you’re immune to brain injury? Who knew 🤷‍♂️
7/8
2019
@btsportufc The amount of people laughing off Sanchez’s behaviour as joke rather than a acknowledging that it’s a s… https://t.co/jpSFma1yTC @MMAjunkie Dana White. Walking contradiction. So Rockhold should hang it up, but He’ll keep wheeling out Diego Sanc… https://t.co/vfpVWb76fb
7/7
2019
@JackSlackMMA https://t.co/dypvKidsm4
7/6
2019
@MMARoasted https://t.co/WCYwZE2LNr @arielhelwani Explanation mark 🤣
7/5
2019
Big mid week competition. Win burgers for 2 and a £50 bar tab. RT to enter. https://t.co/AujGPunfKb
Retweeted by John Mackey
7/4
2019
@MENnewsdesk Bants tho
7/3
2019
The irony of the little roid head using both the words ‘clean’ and ‘juice’ https://t.co/dYXQcDzRyRCrying 😂😂😂 https://t.co/88FAwQDdPh
Retweeted by John Mackey
6/29
2019
@MENnewsdesk Do ginger beards count?
6/28
2019
@MMAFighting @DamonMartin https://t.co/iGL1R6rKS4
6/27
2019
@frankwarren_tv @zelfaflash Bowen or rematch Clark
6/25
2019
@AsylumTommy @RobBurl https://t.co/2CpJ9ouLtD @MMAFighting @allelbows https://t.co/uL1KILZwOn
6/23
2019
@MattBr1987 Either works for me mate @charmack19 😂 @onemichaelrossi @AsylumTommy @SpecialKBrook He lost a lot of respect when he quite against Spence (rightly or wron… https://t.co/o4Gd3wvRpc
6/19
2019
@DWBee79 @Comedy86 @PaulMalignaggi @theRealEnzoMac I think more than you’d expect. He’s going to lose the the extra… https://t.co/ien65qMfusBeing a united fan in this transfer window has been like getting dragged out dress shopping by your Mrs. A number o… https://t.co/ve10xkSNWm @Comedy86 @PaulMalignaggi @theRealEnzoMac I Respect Paulie’s boxing career, and o don’t mind him on the commentary… https://t.co/dfed1HqIoM @AsylumTommy @onemichaelrossi @Stu_V13 @SpecialKBrook Crawford vs Brook goes the exact same way as Crawford vs Khan… https://t.co/GxvGh9WaDg @Comedy86 @PaulMalignaggi @theRealEnzoMac Predictions?I have seen each individual episode of Paw Patrol at least 843736 times and I deserve a medal because I still haven… https://t.co/edABEJrP2c @SkySportsNews Really? Nothing struck me as suspicious the the richest and simultaneously worst possible country to… https://t.co/3orTL3GXM9
6/18
2019
@AsylumTommy Same, thought Galahad did well with him to start but didn’t land enough to win. One of those which was… https://t.co/d6b5Z7C0Xv @AsylumTommy Thoughts on Warrington vs Galahad though?Happy Father’s Day 💙 https://t.co/XNv3Z2s4QD
6/16
2019
@WilliamHill @GarethADaviesDT Not funnier than the time he punched himself in the faceWhy is that fat fucking sted head @BIGBABYMILLER turning up at the Fury fight doing interviews. Fuck off home you s… https://t.co/rXu64pBptA @MarkHutchy_ @SkySportsNews @ManUtd Joke of an offer. Fucked it since we signed Sanchez @arielhelwani Breaking News: Henry Cejudo is a deeply weird and creepy guy😂😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/M2zjB3D1x7
Retweeted by John Mackey
6/15
2019
@MENnewsdesk 1) I rate you could train a monkey to empty a bin into a wagon 2) no-one gets ‘thanked’ for doing their job. They get paid @MarkHutchy_ Haha think that was my wishful thinking coming through mate. We looked fucked so far for strengthening the squad @MarkHutchy_ Harry Kane is worth £90 million, Donald Trump is the most powerful man in the world, Boris Johnson mig… https://t.co/SwyqDVCrcHExplains why they’re full of shit then https://t.co/vSQj9CdAda
6/14
2019
@MENnewsdesk Less than 3 years for streaming child rape videos. What the fuck is even going on anymore. @jeremycorbyn Frightening how much this guy looks like Harold Shipman @MENnewsdesk Is that a tache or her upper lip?
6/13
2019
@dylanjake7 They still do you for non-faults these days. Fucking scum bags. I should know I work for em 🤣 @dylanjake7 You just decided not to pay it?
6/12
2019
@AsylumTommy @SerKingSlayer07 Cock binge @Comedy86 @theRealEnzoMac That’s gona stick...Hard to argue they’re not thick when he’s blagged a £1.1m a year salary for being on a shit TV show, and they’re on… https://t.co/fQpmpEmajk @theRealEnzoMac New comedy drama every month 1) AJ apparently giving her the sauseeej 2) We’re breaking up- no we’… https://t.co/hnTTGXFYc5 @MENnewsdesk Still playing the fuckin victim. Absolute creature
6/11
2019
@MENnewsdesk 🤣😂🤣😂 couldn’t have fucked it any more if he left a signed confession and pictures of him bagging it all up @MMAFighting @DamonMartin Because he eats steroids for breakfast and he has an allergic reaction to being punched in the face
6/8
2019
@MENnewsdesk Sex offenders the lot of em @MarkHutchy_ Not heard ‘Hood Rat’ since B town days 😂
6/7
2019
@shaunalshatti @HenryCejudo He looks like an angry, jacked Lord Farquaad @Leigh_Moore Deffo haven’t seen the video of a Liverpool fan sat naked on a fountain wanking off towards a crowd then have you? @BoxingKingdom14 Oh cool, so the same Brendan Schaub who has literally never competed in professional boxing in his entire life?
6/6
2019
@MattBr1987 @charroberts_AY No mate for a project at work. All credit to a great team in my opinion pal. I take none for me 👍 @afowler06 Absolute fucking grafter 🤣
6/5
2019
@charmack19 @BattyeB Here comes the fun police 🤪 @BattyeB Well I’m in London 👀Has anyone milkshaked Trump yet? @hinchy1983 Paper. The irony isn’t list that I’m giving a talk about automation and I’m carrying a bit of paper rou… https://t.co/5wSg2EU3HsI’ve become one of these twats, wandering round Piccadilly station with a coffee and a trolley case at an ungodly hour in the morning 🙄
6/4
2019
Actually mental that your grandstanding about the ‘dangers of being afraid to speak truth to power’ and not address… https://t.co/am1vtjEZr3
6/3
2019
***COMPETITION TIME**** Win a £50 tab for Tacos & Booze 🌮🌮🍸🍸🇲🇽🇲🇽🐝 RT & ♥️ to enter....good luck 🤞 https://t.co/JklqE8RRSM
Retweeted by John Mackey @BOXINGLlFE What about Connor mcgregor? @MichellePhelps Lads only loss is to Parker. Fair enough most aren’t great fighters but he’d never been down and ha… https://t.co/YqQQSQZDfR
6/2
2019

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