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Trainee father, amateur comedian, boxing enthusiast, armchair philosopher, closet tech geek, plus size athlete, one time fastest sperm

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Joined Twitter 11/25/10


Deontay Wilder on Fury 🤣 “I like Tyson Fury as a fighter and as a person. He’s a breathe of fresh air. The only th… https://t.co/l8pCitWbwJ
Retweeted by John Mackey
2/18
2020
@_xchloeross Best wishes to the young man x @_xchloeross God rest mike anyway. And hope you and the family are as well as you can be x @_xchloeross I wouldn’t. Never got the news or celebrity culture. Stay in you own land with your own fam as far as… https://t.co/R3oJtXiC4d @_xchloeross Horrible. Heartless @_xchloeross So sorry you had to go through thatWho is this prick https://t.co/C6EXh0u49f
2/17
2020
@MattBr1987 The guy gets werirder by the month mate, watch him early days he’s normal. Guarantee it comes out he’s… https://t.co/QEpGroASty @AzzIf_ Yep 🙄I honestly have no idea how this guy is continually, medically cleared to fight. It’s insane that his behaviour is… https://t.co/WtWkb3W6ad
2/16
2020
Few of you on here giving it the big one about the media hounding Caroline flack Yes what happened is awful. Yes t… https://t.co/bO0zes8q9J @Charlotte_F93 I’m alright for a dickhead 🤷‍♂️ @Charlotte_F93 That’s me fucked thenThis is without a doubt a positive step for Manchester City. They’ve stopped fiddling kids and are now just fiddling bank accounts.
Retweeted by John MackeyIt says “On dividends” in the small print though https://t.co/goHzeYt5XM
2/15
2020
I know it’s the done thing to do some mushy post on Valentine’s saying ‘I love you’ and ‘thanks for making me happy… https://t.co/xvrYrTzXYZSo teachers get 13 weeks holiday a year, but I’ve got to take days off out of my 5 weeks a year, so they can shut school for training days 🤔 @JackSlackMMA Ross from friends https://t.co/OtAnFFA0hi
2/14
2020
Mum was fed up of the squirrels stealing all the bird food so she greased the feeder! https://t.co/k2eAyqSWvK
Retweeted by John Mackey
2/13
2020
@MarkHutchy_ Ball control of a drunken shire horse
2/11
2020
You want to vote: Name Address No ID required Write on this piece of paper in pencil You want to access HMRC onlin… https://t.co/kyqo9MqzHX @charmack19 👀 https://t.co/0Dlu6jJqqFWhoops https://t.co/AgDYxad0JY
2/10
2020
@JuddMaate @dominicingle Massive mong you mate @CALMDOWNLAD Have they trained to fight as a team? Like a unit if midgets. Or just random collection of midgets?Lovely water feature https://t.co/XYaKb92Vy1
2/9
2020
@AntEvansMMA The simply life lesson here is don’t be a smart arse with someone who can beat you upFake news https://t.co/o2IripABTz
2/7
2020
@JohnHartson10 Best of luck pal
2/4
2020
Trying to write a conference presentation with a pneumatic drill going off 5 metres from my window. The Mondayest Monday everDriving through Cheetham Hill traffic. @charmack19 car dancing to Ghetto Superstar. Monday mornings sponsored by KISSTORY 😂
2/3
2020
@dylanjake7 What the fuck is an oral warning? ‘Pack it in before I go down on you’?
2/2
2020
If I hear one more person talk about us ‘leaving Europe’ 🙄 We’re leaving the EU not Europe. Europe is a continent.… https://t.co/X2uArNesYk
2/1
2020
Dildo rocket https://t.co/a5J4dZT5S4
1/27
2020
@ksherl1201 @rshields37 Mind you don’t fall off the veg @dylanjake7 💯 justified in shitting through his letterboxGimps using their towel, water bottle, log book etc to ‘reserve’ equipment while they try and do a 4 station supers… https://t.co/VP3B5PywHL
1/26
2020
‘Jessica’ is called Jonathan and has a cock. Can we stop playing up to this shit now please. https://t.co/uvWM6bcoy0
1/24
2020
@talkSPORT Can I have 2? Sideshow Bob? 🤷‍♂️
1/22
2020
@MarkWalshy #Equality 😂 https://t.co/8ELAUAv7He @PotnoodIefringe And on his dads jeans no less @charmack19 https://t.co/bCp608T54t
1/21
2020
This man has fucked it https://t.co/tnlFoGOLFO
Retweeted by John Mackey
1/19
2020
@OscarBevis @OharaDavies Can you ask him why he’s such a helmet ⛑
1/15
2020
Turns out Jess and Eve have been on TV before Love Island #WhiteChicks https://t.co/RPRu1kdLfs
1/13
2020
Boys without fathers are: 9x more likely to drop out of school 5x more likely to die by suicide 32x more likely… https://t.co/ptjI182e86
Retweeted by John Mackey
1/11
2020
@KTHopkins @stormzy Hiya mate think your phone is playing up. You’ve somehow tagged Stormzy there instead of that shithouse Mayor of London @Baddiel ‘Vital political statements’ 😂 yes because Jennifer Anniston has solved climate change and we’re all waiti… https://t.co/50cwkTd8oi @Jorge_Miller 😂🤣😂 @MENnewsdesk How unbelievably racist that skin colour isn’t taken into account in the nomination criteria 🤔
1/7
2020
@DavidLloydUK So email the people I’ve already emailed who haven’t responded 🤔
1/6
2020
Mind you.. you did manage to send an email to explain you were putting membership prices up though 😂What’s that bei… https://t.co/dL8Du1MeomOh and I emailed the club about this weeks ago and still haven’t had a response. Also emailed them about Christmas… https://t.co/V23ANk4Ytg @DavidLloydUK £150 a month and instead of fixing the floor you just put warning tape around it 😂 Manchester North i… https://t.co/muZqjhb3m0
1/5
2019
@AdamCatterall Exactly the point I was getting slagged off for making last week 👍
7/31
2019
Just walked in the living room and found Charlie pressing a lump of cheese against his cheek. Gotta love that toddl… https://t.co/wlswLsHrby @CelebManchester @MENnewsdesk As a ginge let me say this man does not speak for usNo idea why, but I have an irrational hatred of the word ‘kudos’ There is no other word in the English language th… https://t.co/B0bhPVAOZvMy son is now so obsessed with PJ Masks that he refuses do literally anything I tell him unless I address him as ‘C… https://t.co/PGdKOzQ6by
7/30
2019
Listening to both my kids in the car, singing ‘can’t nobody tell me noooothing’ along to Old town road and thinking... accurate 😔 @MikeCoppinger Yep all true. No way it was right for the Rivas camp to be kept out of the loop though. He may well… https://t.co/kWahFx8ifV @charmack19 What do you think happens more 1) us saying ‘no’ to Charlie 2) Charlie saying ‘no’ to us 🤷‍♂️
7/28
2019
@abdulahi97_a @AdamCatterall @AlexRutter2 The Rivas camp confirmed they weren’t told pre-fight. WBC confirmed they… https://t.co/WM3XlNAwKf
7/27
2019
@AdamCatterall @AlexRutter2 What we know is he was allowed to step in the ring with another boxer, after testing po… https://t.co/lyIGd45sI3I’m dead. This is fabulous. https://t.co/4kg00HBRud
Retweeted by John MackeyHearn is without doubt the most hypocritical and biased man in boxing. That he let the Whyte vs Rivas fight go ahea… https://t.co/EcrK4xIFYu
7/26
2019
@charroberts_AY I thought I was the beautiful view?
7/25
2019
Convicted paedophile Adam Johnson out partying wearing 'fresh kid' T-shirt https://t.co/gMppTBRhuO https://t.co/Ng4z6xuGZw
Retweeted by John Mackey
7/23
2019
@MattBr1987 Everything 👀 @MattBr1987 Too high. Biscuits are shite. The filling is just average. I dont trust anything that is brown that doe… https://t.co/rK3ZzXgAFP @Jorge_Miller At least youve got hair at 23 @FakeShowbizNews @hinchy1983 Add a Gregg’s sausage roll dispenser and she’ll make millions @AsylumTommy Agreed @AsylumTommy Get that mate but there’s been enough lessons with fighters around the uk. Blackwell. Towell. No1s pay… https://t.co/sKWlNwXRgDJust throwing it out there.. Oreo’s are absolute dog shit @AnalyseBoxing Jonny you are smoking crack
7/21
2019
@scotty_JI When he talks about his girlfriend he’s talking about livestock
7/20
2019
@TeddyAtlasReal It’s a good fight. Pac-Man not carrying the speed he used to and could be susceptible to that count… https://t.co/bG0twVIvoF @PaulBrittonMEN @MENnewsdesk Like the guy, but this is silly PR posturing. He’s playing on people’s irritation at t… https://t.co/yGfEaVHyXr @JeremyClarkson “Now” 🤔
7/19
2019
What 2019 needs is a re-make of highlander @JackSlackMMA So the male Holly Holm then?
7/18
2019
*deletes twitter* https://t.co/v9h8aFAFjs
7/17
2019
@F4JOfficial @TaylorWessingUK Or “behaviour” for that matter @F4JOfficial @TaylorWessingUK You’d think a solicitor could spell “absolutely” @MarkHutchy_ That’s now just got me thinking about how many sweaty blokes have had that T shirt on before I tried it on... 👀
7/16
2019
@RLUK94 @SkySportsBoxing @frankbrunoboxer @DillianWhyte 3 actually, Pulev for the IBF and Fury and Ortiz for WBC. @SkySportsBoxing @frankbrunoboxer @DillianWhyte Are you having a laugh🤣😂🤣😂? He’s turned down a rematch and title fi… https://t.co/mNoJpTWD3C
7/10
2019
@jmanyukon @MMAjunkie Wow so if you’re still ‘kind of’ competitive then you’re immune to brain injury? Who knew 🤷‍♂️
7/8
2019
@btsportufc The amount of people laughing off Sanchez’s behaviour as joke rather than a acknowledging that it’s a s… https://t.co/jpSFma1yTC @MMAjunkie Dana White. Walking contradiction. So Rockhold should hang it up, but He’ll keep wheeling out Diego Sanc… https://t.co/vfpVWb76fb
7/7
2019
@JackSlackMMA https://t.co/dypvKidsm4
7/6
2019
@MMARoasted https://t.co/WCYwZE2LNr @arielhelwani Explanation mark 🤣
7/5
2019
Big mid week competition. Win burgers for 2 and a £50 bar tab. RT to enter. https://t.co/AujGPunfKb
Retweeted by John Mackey
7/4
2019
@MENnewsdesk Bants tho
7/3
2019
The irony of the little roid head using both the words ‘clean’ and ‘juice’ https://t.co/dYXQcDzRyRCrying 😂😂😂 https://t.co/88FAwQDdPh
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6/29
2019
@MENnewsdesk Do ginger beards count?
6/28
2019

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