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So-called comedian.

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Joined Twitter 2/4/09


@tds153 Chambers offers ‘Terracettes‘ or ‘Sheeptracks’. Both disappointingly on-the-nose... https://t.co/hSa3Id3u56
9/15
2018
I know just how this feels. I recently, in the face of a huge and terrifying deadline, decided it was urgently time… https://t.co/mDP1p2CdoB
8/30
2018
@roberthudson This is relevant to my interests. Thank you.
8/29
2018
@FoxN16 Well... by the logic of my tweet, I suppose they would have to come bottom of the league. Sorry about that.Mind you, if he DOES go, I suspect a small, shameful part of me will miss things like this. It’s the “Pointing to h… https://t.co/dH7QFcwFSLI know optimism is a fool’s game, but... what if 2019 is the anti-2016? Brexit abandoned in the face of No Deal. Tr… https://t.co/hEB4wRH85H @RevRichardColes Not a monument, I know, but I love this brass plaque on the corner of Drummond Street... https://t.co/cBUA5qElZu
8/25
2018
@davidrjroy He is! That’s a particularly good one... @Hancock2001 Thank you, and good luck! I can confidently predict your GCSE results will be better than Arthur’s. @slepkane @LuciMahon @edmorrish @GeoffRFisher @quinlan_carrie @MCabournSmith @LawryLewin May I suggest: Margaret &… https://t.co/TZMm27jkdl
8/23
2018
@WeeKeef To be fair to you, though, I absolutely was. You got me bang to rights. @DavidTylerPozz Plus bonus points for ‘threshold’ thematic relevance.Not at all. This is such a perfect expression of the monomyth, you could use it as a teaching aid. A character in a… https://t.co/LTvsEOJZZW
8/21
2018
It occurs to me that linking to a link to a link is a little oblique. It’s this: One of our funniest actors,… https://t.co/p6BL75aUvlOh my God... Patsy Straightwoman has been given jokes! Not by me, obviously - I would NEVER do that - but by two of… https://t.co/bdmCs4sBWO
8/15
2018
@Ceri_Shields @redfacts Ohhhh. Do you know what, Ceri, you were right the first time. I genuinely couldn’t remember… https://t.co/IX88NXXDEW @redfacts Oh, wait, is it Adrian Mole? @redfacts ...what’s that a reference to? I feel like it rings a bell, but I don’t know why.Yep. I expect that was the reason. https://t.co/jqWV0WgTiV
8/14
2018
@jiveaces That's very kind of you, and I would have loved to; but I'm afraid I don't get there till next Monday. I… https://t.co/lvmhcgtbkM @jiveaces Yes, briefly, but only as a punter, alas!I suspect he’s right. https://t.co/R3qkOynwHM
8/13
2018
@Potatocroft @TommyFourEyes Hello! Yes, s4 e6 is a bit like that; but I reckon the one Tom means is s7 e6. Hope that helps!
8/12
2018
@danielmaier Play ‘Abysmal Urn’ (3)
8/4
2018
@peddant Hi Huw. I hear that this is the day of the year on which you were once born; so I wish you joy of it, and… https://t.co/zEFtFZiXGM
8/3
2018
@Taffy_Davies Hi! Yes, that should be fine: contact Toby Smith at United Agents, and he’ll get you a license. Thank… https://t.co/8TnofV2ae6
7/29
2018
@KatePollinger Yep! There was originally a CAA inspector named Mr Goole in that episode, but he got cut when Mr Bir… https://t.co/NaY2Me2mrm
7/28
2018
Just checked to see if the weather will break tomorrow. ...No. No, thank you. No, I don’t want that. Take it away,… https://t.co/PVv8gQtzmz
7/25
2018
@JimLeeder @YouTube It’s not the second! But, to be fair, I don’t really think it’s the first either. It’s definite… https://t.co/cknitji8DS @bolehillbilly @eddieizzard Of course! I’ve always thought that that name for an intimidating older Scottish lady… https://t.co/ECbcb64IYk
7/22
2018
I love the privileged insight into the world of film that only the IMDB trivia pages can provide... https://t.co/S5BydvtZaT
7/21
2018
@stuarttwits Hi Matthew! Glad you're enjoying Cabin Pressure, but pace yourself... you've only got seven left! (8 i… https://t.co/BXpD8gOUcnI will not rest until I discover who murdered this piano. https://t.co/rGNCh5kYPU @NedMundy No, that's exactly right. She added the '-lyn' when she first applied to become a stewardess, to sound more glam. @metoffice This is fascinating. Do you happen to know why Dartmoor appears to gone the opposite way - from brown to green? Thank you.
7/19
2018
@MaryRoseMuseum Well, I wouldn't want to deprive you of either of yours - you probably need them more than I do. Bu… https://t.co/aS8u8t8XMC @MarkRDolan Oh, fantastic! May I send you a direct message? @divingdane Oh, fantastic! Is it ok to send you a direct message?Hello, Twitter. This is a bit of a long shot, but I don't suppose any of you happen to be a Maritime Archeologist, do you? @jaclark1313 Oh dear! Sorry, didn’t mean to embarrass you! As I say, I’m delighted so many people were reminded of… https://t.co/Xxw6v6GoJoMy mentions feed today has a distinctly... lemony flavour. (Not in the least complaining, by the way- I’m delighte… https://t.co/NKVyk5ajuV
7/12
2018
@mattgreencomedy No. No no no. No to this. No.
7/11
2018
Since my last tweet, many people have been in touch to express that we have not, in fact, seen the last of Boris Jo… https://t.co/iBkt6nlBJwWell, well. He had a good run, but... *puts feet up on table, lights pipe, tips hat over eyes* ...I guess that’s th… https://t.co/YIC4W5YE3o
7/9
2018
@Is_Andrews Yep. Douglas is also pure cat.
7/8
2018
@jondrytay In comes Kompany...Are you sure? https://t.co/0FZzNOwAOJ
7/6
2018
Commentator: “Walker can hardly put one foot in front of the other at the moment” Nominative Indeterminism? @ruth_lampard Happy to reassure you that it was not.I promise I don’t mean this in a BNP way, but I’m enjoying the stolid 1950s nature of the England player names. Wal… https://t.co/0lmekSLiqdI might stop now. I didn’t realise they happened so often.Yellow cardYellow cardYellow card. @beesesteeses @edmorrish @MCabournSmith I’m not really into football, but I would happily buy a ticket to see Billy… https://t.co/gvTsUMkXQO
7/3
2018
@andrea_davidson @BBCRadio4Extra More than ok! Did you spot my little hat-tip to the Navy Lark in Douz?When I fall off the don’t-retweet-praise wagon, I fall off it hard... https://t.co/9BJuvVbZ4I @jmooney776 Thank you! But I hope you know there’s a final episode, Zurich, where we find out what he did...
7/2
2018
Thanks to @rebelruns for alerting me to what claim to be the official rules of the Yellow Car game. I showed them t… https://t.co/y2ERYO1CMe
7/1
2018
@AndrewM2p4c @AnnaSavory @GraemeGarden1 Oh! I didn’t realise you and David wrote it. I must watch it again! @AnnaSavory I can’t quite tell from this tweet whether you know yours would be the second film with that title. I’v… https://t.co/gNUhCub7Pf @jondrytay @fredoire Amateur. https://t.co/Yiv2El7PbB
6/30
2018
@mattgreencomedy I certainly hope the teams win this year. It’s always a bit of an anti-climax when the teams lose.
6/29
2018
Jersey Airport just announced a ‘last and very final call’ for my flight. For the second time today, I am scared th… https://t.co/BzIl5tqjVpIt is midsummer. I am visiting an island (Jersey). Two of the locals have just taken me on a walk that leads to...… https://t.co/Qehelr0ct3 @CalmSophie “Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and… https://t.co/gP9kz5StX0
6/28
2018
I, on the other hand, am by NO means sure I want anyone to hear it. Consider this an anti-plug... https://t.co/mbGAwozqqR
6/19
2018
@MarianneLevy The role you were born to play.
6/17
2018
“Behind the other!” Leaving gift from the John https://t.co/w3pSb18Kda
Retweeted by John Finnemore
6/16
2018
@em_askew @AnvilArts I know, I’m really sorry! We’re scrambling to fix it in the interval.... @johncoxon @quinlan_carrie @MCabournSmith @slepkane Yep! Stage door about 10 minutes after show...Sorry about this, Basingstokeans! It’s not @AnvilArts fault, and hopefully we’ll sort it out in the interval.... https://t.co/xnCskSu9RvTogether at last. https://t.co/2eD2EMMjpF
6/13
2018
@edmorrish Sure, but do they do anything surprising with some Sainsbury’s bags?
6/11
2018
@VonBlade @cabin_pressure Ah, but M!D didn’t have the money on him. D!G did. And he couldn’t buy it for him- or giv… https://t.co/v6H3WRitNf @spottie999 Marvellous performances! @All_Allam had better watch his back... @gwjbutcher By all means! @joogilvie Such cunning! @aero007 Excellent! Good work. @snuffleorc Yes! Sterling Holloway! Also Kaa in Jungle Book. Five points to Mrs Harrison...
6/10
2018
Lovely picture of two of my very favourite actors... https://t.co/DUAvpWEvvMI bet you do. https://t.co/KsRqvLX0pnOnly three (non sold out) dates remaining! Tunbridge Wells tonight https://t.co/0yYc0rXcDe ; Dorking on Sunday;… https://t.co/d0yYKhG2Mk
6/8
2018
Waitress is now asking what I look like. They don’t think they really know. Given that one of them is looking direc… https://t.co/5qAecAvyErAm sitting in a cafe in Leamington before the show. Nice couple at the next table have come in for a pre-theatre me… https://t.co/j3znrmc25c @davidcmalin Me too!
6/7
2018
@mattthehat1985 Ha! Yes, I’m afraid we’re still locked in a battle with the church. Like Henry VIII. @SharonLeighton There are tshirts and mugs for sale in the interval, though! Seek and ye shall find...More tickets have just been released for @JohnFinnemore in 'John Finnemore's Flying Visit' @ahttw this FRIDAY! Get… https://t.co/65VT2YuMRO
Retweeted by John Finnemore
6/6
2018
@DJMumin Crikey! Frankly, that’s an overdose. Still, good news is: there’s a little more vinegar in the Double Acts… https://t.co/qa8zSo0gDE @SaviourTortoise I’m afraid not, but I’m delighted to hear you like it! I’m very fond of it, but it’s not usually o… https://t.co/HBxHr5iZIw...Aaaaaaaargh! (2/2) https://t.co/3gfK791ftxBrowsing on Google Street View, I idly thought to myself 'I wonder what kind of tree those two unusual looking fron… https://t.co/u4r9UP37Nt📣📣📣 Last chance to get tickets to see the multi-award-winning @JohnFinnemore live in #Swindon TOMORROW at 7.30pm! 📣… https://t.co/6K7ifnrRhR
Retweeted by John Finnemore
6/5
2018
@Lungerzz Thank you very much! It was lovely to meet you- thanks for coming! @tweeter_anita @quinlan_carrie @MCabournSmith Thank you very much! Looking forward to your lectures! @NMSWUK Yep, no problem! Following you now. (Just to warn you: I don’t know which of my hats you’re interested in,… https://t.co/nEViB0NT4O @Christelle_C @slepkane @quinlan_carrie @MCabournSmith @LawryLewin No, thank you!Like all crimes, retweeting praise becomes easier every time you do it.... Only three non-sold-out dates left: Swin… https://t.co/ocJkT2cm9h @KnappJonathan Ha! If only I’d known!
6/4
2018

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