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So-called comedian.

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Joined Twitter 2/4/09


This is starting now. And features me singing a song about which towns in Dorset I’ve visited. How many shows can y… https://t.co/aBJ2QGnIuh
11/19
2018
@edmorrish @jon_hunter @exkevinmcnally Who will you get to play you in the Belgium episode? (Oh, hang on: have just… https://t.co/8NLdTzQCPXVictor Hugo gets his author photo taken. https://t.co/LnbpVWYFeE
11/16
2018
@decoverlet @dietcoketeddy @SimonWhite83 To clarify the precise ruling I gave- and the only ruling I ever give on Y… https://t.co/yLnFGQs1QX
11/13
2018
@rahcek Aw, thanks! It is quite literally the least I can do.Series 70 kicks off this evening on @BBCRadio4! @TheRealJackDee , Tim and Barry are joined by the always wonderful… https://t.co/86eoVK3hGz
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11/12
2018
@RufusHound Here you go. It's an absolutely fantastic show, congratulations. I'm so glad it's getting the reviews i… https://t.co/5rBEG7BWUy
11/10
2018
@MissWelsby Hi, year 6! Think about what the animal is known for; and then imagine what kind of human might do that… https://t.co/NOR2enfwRe @gsjuptonpark68 Aw, that’s lovely! I’ve met @Roooboyd - great work, Roo! And best of luck with the award, @ellen__jones @DeanNewtonnn Not any more! I assume you know the lady who found it- please thank her again from me. So grateful!
11/1
2018
@rubyetc ...and he wouldn’t even notice. @rubyetc Who’s a lovely solid boy? You are! Yes, you are! You’re Mummy’s special sturdy hound!
10/29
2018
Arthur’s on a trip tonight, but was looking forward to catching up with #InsideNo9LIVE tomorrow. I’ve just texted… https://t.co/OHg4TlYCQf @pricetom I can’t tell whether she’s about to give me a quest, or demand an answer to a riddle.
10/28
2018
@jondrytay @tobydavies Wow, Jon- that's a heartless way to react to the news of poor Toby's bum amputation.
10/24
2018
@twirlynoodle @BBCNewsbeat Ohh, Scarfe, yes, I see that now! @twirlynoodle @BBCNewsbeat Huh. So, he’s their ‘Al Hirschfeld Guy’? Did he work on Hercules too?
10/16
2018
@Cape_gurl Happy to tell you there IS word on this, and the word is: 'Yep.' :)
10/12
2018
@MarianneLevy @Mrspricetom Crikey, Beth! This is fantastic! Congratulations! (I’m a little troubled by the cultural… https://t.co/5JzrFmLSpu
10/10
2018
@scott32244 Well, I’m very glad to have been even slightly helpful... in a way I don’t think any of the three of us… https://t.co/kusenjrqbD @johncoxon Ha! I did actually think about an episode based on taking Arthur to a crazy golf fixture- which he was e… https://t.co/N2J3R9Z4gb @AlexJive I will forgive you, this time. @edmorrish @MrsTrellis Yep. My little private logic with that was that Roger knows that ‘Homo’ is a term of abuse, and is over-compensating. @HannahLouise287 He did once quietly check with Martin that Narnia wasn’t really a place. I mean... he did know it… https://t.co/IGtwNfr2S7
10/2
2018
@WhenIsBirths Cor, thanks! I like how Thomas Crapper is sitting on my head. @JamesLark I just read out this tweet out loud, and everyone on the bus stood up and applauded, in Welsh.
9/30
2018
@edmorrish @slepkane @MCabournSmith @jeremylimb “...which I’m just checking you got ok.”
9/28
2018
@benjaminpmoore ....But apart from that; what has @MCabournSmith ever done for us?
9/22
2018
@tds153 Chambers offers ‘Terracettes‘ or ‘Sheeptracks’. Both disappointingly on-the-nose... https://t.co/hSa3Id3u56
9/15
2018
I know just how this feels. I recently, in the face of a huge and terrifying deadline, decided it was urgently time… https://t.co/mDP1p2CdoB
8/30
2018
@roberthudson This is relevant to my interests. Thank you.
8/29
2018
@FoxN16 Well... by the logic of my tweet, I suppose they would have to come bottom of the league. Sorry about that.Mind you, if he DOES go, I suspect a small, shameful part of me will miss things like this. It’s the “Pointing to h… https://t.co/dH7QFcwFSLI know optimism is a fool’s game, but... what if 2019 is the anti-2016? Brexit abandoned in the face of No Deal. Tr… https://t.co/hEB4wRH85H @RevRichardColes Not a monument, I know, but I love this brass plaque on the corner of Drummond Street... https://t.co/cBUA5qElZu
8/25
2018
@davidrjroy He is! That’s a particularly good one... @Hancock2001 Thank you, and good luck! I can confidently predict your GCSE results will be better than Arthur’s. @slepkane @LuciMahon @edmorrish @GeoffRFisher @quinlan_carrie @MCabournSmith @LawryLewin May I suggest: Margaret &… https://t.co/TZMm27jkdl
8/23
2018
@WeeKeef To be fair to you, though, I absolutely was. You got me bang to rights. @DavidTylerPozz Plus bonus points for ‘threshold’ thematic relevance.Not at all. This is such a perfect expression of the monomyth, you could use it as a teaching aid. A character in a… https://t.co/LTvsEOJZZW
8/21
2018
It occurs to me that linking to a link to a link is a little oblique. It’s this: One of our funniest actors,… https://t.co/p6BL75aUvlOh my God... Patsy Straightwoman has been given jokes! Not by me, obviously - I would NEVER do that - but by two of… https://t.co/bdmCs4sBWO
8/15
2018
@Ceri_Shields @redfacts Ohhhh. Do you know what, Ceri, you were right the first time. I genuinely couldn’t remember… https://t.co/IX88NXXDEW @redfacts Oh, wait, is it Adrian Mole? @redfacts ...what’s that a reference to? I feel like it rings a bell, but I don’t know why.Yep. I expect that was the reason. https://t.co/jqWV0WgTiV
8/14
2018
@jiveaces That's very kind of you, and I would have loved to; but I'm afraid I don't get there till next Monday. I… https://t.co/lvmhcgtbkM @jiveaces Yes, briefly, but only as a punter, alas!I suspect he’s right. https://t.co/R3qkOynwHM
8/13
2018
@Potatocroft @TommyFourEyes Hello! Yes, s4 e6 is a bit like that; but I reckon the one Tom means is s7 e6. Hope that helps!
8/12
2018
@danielmaier Play ‘Abysmal Urn’ (3)
8/4
2018
@peddant Hi Huw. I hear that this is the day of the year on which you were once born; so I wish you joy of it, and… https://t.co/zEFtFZiXGM
8/3
2018
@Taffy_Davies Hi! Yes, that should be fine: contact Toby Smith at United Agents, and he’ll get you a license. Thank… https://t.co/8TnofV2ae6
7/29
2018
@KatePollinger Yep! There was originally a CAA inspector named Mr Goole in that episode, but he got cut when Mr Bir… https://t.co/NaY2Me2mrm
7/28
2018
Just checked to see if the weather will break tomorrow. ...No. No, thank you. No, I don’t want that. Take it away,… https://t.co/PVv8gQtzmz
7/25
2018
@JimLeeder @YouTube It’s not the second! But, to be fair, I don’t really think it’s the first either. It’s definite… https://t.co/cknitji8DS @bolehillbilly @eddieizzard Of course! I’ve always thought that that name for an intimidating older Scottish lady… https://t.co/ECbcb64IYk
7/22
2018
I love the privileged insight into the world of film that only the IMDB trivia pages can provide... https://t.co/S5BydvtZaT
7/21
2018
@stuarttwits Hi Matthew! Glad you're enjoying Cabin Pressure, but pace yourself... you've only got seven left! (8 i… https://t.co/BXpD8gOUcnI will not rest until I discover who murdered this piano. https://t.co/rGNCh5kYPU @NedMundy No, that's exactly right. She added the '-lyn' when she first applied to become a stewardess, to sound more glam. @metoffice This is fascinating. Do you happen to know why Dartmoor appears to gone the opposite way - from brown to green? Thank you.
7/19
2018
@MaryRoseMuseum Well, I wouldn't want to deprive you of either of yours - you probably need them more than I do. Bu… https://t.co/aS8u8t8XMC @MarkRDolan Oh, fantastic! May I send you a direct message? @divingdane Oh, fantastic! Is it ok to send you a direct message?Hello, Twitter. This is a bit of a long shot, but I don't suppose any of you happen to be a Maritime Archeologist, do you? @jaclark1313 Oh dear! Sorry, didn’t mean to embarrass you! As I say, I’m delighted so many people were reminded of… https://t.co/Xxw6v6GoJoMy mentions feed today has a distinctly... lemony flavour. (Not in the least complaining, by the way- I’m delighte… https://t.co/NKVyk5ajuV
7/12
2018
@mattgreencomedy No. No no no. No to this. No.
7/11
2018
Since my last tweet, many people have been in touch to express that we have not, in fact, seen the last of Boris Jo… https://t.co/iBkt6nlBJwWell, well. He had a good run, but... *puts feet up on table, lights pipe, tips hat over eyes* ...I guess that’s th… https://t.co/YIC4W5YE3o
7/9
2018
@Is_Andrews Yep. Douglas is also pure cat.
7/8
2018
@jondrytay In comes Kompany...Are you sure? https://t.co/0FZzNOwAOJ
7/6
2018
Commentator: “Walker can hardly put one foot in front of the other at the moment” Nominative Indeterminism? @ruth_lampard Happy to reassure you that it was not.I promise I don’t mean this in a BNP way, but I’m enjoying the stolid 1950s nature of the England player names. Wal… https://t.co/0lmekSLiqdI might stop now. I didn’t realise they happened so often.Yellow cardYellow cardYellow card. @beesesteeses @edmorrish @MCabournSmith I’m not really into football, but I would happily buy a ticket to see Billy… https://t.co/gvTsUMkXQO
7/3
2018
@andrea_davidson @BBCRadio4Extra More than ok! Did you spot my little hat-tip to the Navy Lark in Douz?When I fall off the don’t-retweet-praise wagon, I fall off it hard... https://t.co/9BJuvVbZ4I @jmooney776 Thank you! But I hope you know there’s a final episode, Zurich, where we find out what he did...
7/2
2018
Thanks to @rebelruns for alerting me to what claim to be the official rules of the Yellow Car game. I showed them t… https://t.co/y2ERYO1CMe
7/1
2018
@AndrewM2p4c @AnnaSavory @GraemeGarden1 Oh! I didn’t realise you and David wrote it. I must watch it again! @AnnaSavory I can’t quite tell from this tweet whether you know yours would be the second film with that title. I’v… https://t.co/gNUhCub7Pf @jondrytay @fredoire Amateur. https://t.co/Yiv2El7PbB
6/30
2018
@mattgreencomedy I certainly hope the teams win this year. It’s always a bit of an anti-climax when the teams lose.
6/29
2018
Jersey Airport just announced a ‘last and very final call’ for my flight. For the second time today, I am scared th… https://t.co/BzIl5tqjVpIt is midsummer. I am visiting an island (Jersey). Two of the locals have just taken me on a walk that leads to...… https://t.co/Qehelr0ct3 @CalmSophie “Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and… https://t.co/gP9kz5StX0
6/28
2018
I, on the other hand, am by NO means sure I want anyone to hear it. Consider this an anti-plug... https://t.co/mbGAwozqqR
6/19
2018
@MarianneLevy The role you were born to play.
6/17
2018
“Behind the other!” Leaving gift from the John https://t.co/w3pSb18Kda
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6/16
2018
@em_askew @AnvilArts I know, I’m really sorry! We’re scrambling to fix it in the interval.... @johncoxon @quinlan_carrie @MCabournSmith @slepkane Yep! Stage door about 10 minutes after show...Sorry about this, Basingstokeans! It’s not @AnvilArts fault, and hopefully we’ll sort it out in the interval.... https://t.co/xnCskSu9Rv
6/13
2018

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