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So-called comedian. Soon touring brand new show: John Finnemore's Flying Visit, dates and tickets at https://t.co/ftb3eBp4lY.

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I, on the other hand, am by NO means sure I want anyone to hear it. Consider this an anti-plug... https://t.co/mbGAwozqqR
6/19
2018
@MarianneLevy The role you were born to play.
6/17
2018
“Behind the other!” Leaving gift from the John https://t.co/w3pSb18Kda
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6/16
2018
@em_askew @AnvilArts I know, I’m really sorry! We’re scrambling to fix it in the interval.... @johncoxon @quinlan_carrie @MCabournSmith @slepkane Yep! Stage door about 10 minutes after show...Sorry about this, Basingstokeans! It’s not @AnvilArts fault, and hopefully we’ll sort it out in the interval.... https://t.co/xnCskSu9RvTogether at last. https://t.co/2eD2EMMjpF
6/13
2018
@edmorrish Sure, but do they do anything surprising with some Sainsbury’s bags?
6/11
2018
@VonBlade @cabin_pressure Ah, but M!D didn’t have the money on him. D!G did. And he couldn’t buy it for him- or giv… https://t.co/v6H3WRitNf @spottie999 Marvellous performances! @All_Allam had better watch his back... @gwjbutcher By all means! @joogilvie Such cunning! @aero007 Excellent! Good work. @snuffleorc Yes! Sterling Holloway! Also Kaa in Jungle Book. Five points to Mrs Harrison...
6/10
2018
Lovely picture of two of my very favourite actors... https://t.co/DUAvpWEvvMI bet you do. https://t.co/KsRqvLX0pnOnly three (non sold out) dates remaining! Tunbridge Wells tonight https://t.co/0yYc0rXcDe ; Dorking on Sunday;… https://t.co/d0yYKhG2Mk
6/8
2018
Waitress is now asking what I look like. They don’t think they really know. Given that one of them is looking direc… https://t.co/5qAecAvyErAm sitting in a cafe in Leamington before the show. Nice couple at the next table have come in for a pre-theatre me… https://t.co/j3znrmc25c @davidcmalin Me too!
6/7
2018
@mattthehat1985 Ha! Yes, I’m afraid we’re still locked in a battle with the church. Like Henry VIII. @SharonLeighton There are tshirts and mugs for sale in the interval, though! Seek and ye shall find...More tickets have just been released for @JohnFinnemore in 'John Finnemore's Flying Visit' @ahttw this FRIDAY! Get… https://t.co/65VT2YuMRO
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6/6
2018
At my friend Claire's leaving do. Nicholas Parsons arrived and immediately declared 'I'm not dead' and everybody ch… https://t.co/GP0b6bDz45
Retweeted by John Finnemore @DJMumin Crikey! Frankly, that’s an overdose. Still, good news is: there’s a little more vinegar in the Double Acts… https://t.co/qa8zSo0gDE @SaviourTortoise I’m afraid not, but I’m delighted to hear you like it! I’m very fond of it, but it’s not usually o… https://t.co/HBxHr5iZIw...Aaaaaaaargh! (2/2) https://t.co/3gfK791ftxBrowsing on Google Street View, I idly thought to myself 'I wonder what kind of tree those two unusual looking fron… https://t.co/u4r9UP37Nt📣📣📣 Last chance to get tickets to see the multi-award-winning @JohnFinnemore live in #Swindon TOMORROW at 7.30pm! 📣… https://t.co/6K7ifnrRhR
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6/5
2018
@Lungerzz Thank you very much! It was lovely to meet you- thanks for coming! @tweeter_anita @quinlan_carrie @MCabournSmith Thank you very much! Looking forward to your lectures! @NMSWUK Yep, no problem! Following you now. (Just to warn you: I don’t know which of my hats you’re interested in,… https://t.co/nEViB0NT4O @Christelle_C @slepkane @quinlan_carrie @MCabournSmith @LawryLewin No, thank you!Like all crimes, retweeting praise becomes easier every time you do it.... Only three non-sold-out dates left: Swin… https://t.co/ocJkT2cm9h @KnappJonathan Ha! If only I’d known! @charminglass Yep. That really was a lot of fun. @GrenosideSwords Ha! I did. @gemmadayphoto Ha! ‘To wake the soul by tenderly putting bags on our heads and pretending to be fish’ more like.... @Afiander He was a Very Good Dog. He deserved his biscuit. @SimonTanner Stanley is particularly pleased with the baffled look on Pinochio’s face. As if to say... ‘Why am I he… https://t.co/7qpNgUWmDw @OliverPGSims Oh dear! Very sorry to hear it. Stupid trains! @Bright0nKath I know! Did you see the shop with not one but two pairs of red trousers in the window display? @TerwillikerInst @hayesdavenport Imagine how exhausting it must be to be him.... @Gharveypilot Magnificently played. These guys are naturals. @blueballoo2000 Remember that Adele from Wysinnwyg is their boss. So no, definitely not. :) @Geoff_McGivern Thanks Geoff! Absolutely delighted you were in, given that you have to take some of the blame for m… https://t.co/yfmZxMxroz
6/4
2018
And if anyone wants to buy tickets to the NOT SOLD OUT but JUST AS GOOD matinee at Richmond Theatre 2:30 tomorrow a… https://t.co/RKzrHVTFqw @dunnace Because they already repeated it, when we had to delay an episode in the second series. Shame, though. I r… https://t.co/g7CHcN6R2sYou’re welcome of course, but you’ll have to squeeze up a bit- there’s not much room in here... https://t.co/WAWkitRsqr @Janeannie Thank you very much indeed! @gabrielquotes I’m afraid not. Arthur is very discreet, and will only talk to one roomful of 800 or so complete strangers at a time.... @Anndra Oh dear! Very sorry to hear that, hope all goes well. I’m afraid no video is planned, but I’m certainly hop… https://t.co/QcKONAPsCy @mrdavidclare No, but I think someone’s put that sketch on YouTube, if it helps... @Herne_TheHunter What a generous thing to say! I will respectfully take you up on it, only because I’m trying to sp… https://t.co/ZiabUaCke0
6/2
2018
@dwauctioneer My lawyers will be in touch. @JellyChronicles @nocas Oh, and by the way, Jellywoman? You’re mentioned in the show!
6/1
2018
@DreadfulKata @edmorrish I believe it's a song about a racing driver. @DreadfulKata @edmorrish I'm going to go out on a limb here and speculate that this tweet would probably make more… https://t.co/f6ODOsieBh @brlovell Well. I can't say I'm not disappointed. But I respect your decision. @johnscottdryden Sure! @brlovell Both, in fact. But the 7:30 one is now sold out.Coming to the Assembly Hall Theatre, Tunbridge Wells, Friday 8th June (That's not my hand doing the thumbs up in t… https://t.co/ZNoLjZLIIHComing to the Wyvern Theatre, Swindon, Wednesday 6th June. https://t.co/qKzoNFT1jS https://t.co/OzwQVn3LCRComing to Richmond Theatre, 2.30 Sunday 3rd June https://t.co/sVYYrR7jis https://t.co/3COrQppIWgThere now follow three praise re-tweets. I am so very very sorry. This hurts me more than it annoys you. I hope. @johnscottdryden Which one? @edmorrish Very different shows. https://t.co/us0OlLxDHb
5/31
2018
@lpf20 Sorry! This is the problem with asking me in February, before I’d written the show... @jade_bond_007 Oh no! That's terrible. Where are you trying to travel from today? Maybe I could ask Twitter if anyo… https://t.co/mVGauu7ZSq
5/30
2018
@isaaccallan That's weird... no sooner did I send this message than exactly that happened. @orivia , meet… https://t.co/6QxNsT2Hyj @OtterArchitect Thank you for coming, Marika, and I'm really glad you enjoyed it! @RosyERobinson Thank you very much! I'm very glad we can help, if only a little. Best wishes! @isaaccallan Hi Isaac! Please pass on my thanks to your Mum for this lovely email. I'm afraid I don't have any hous… https://t.co/rN0fZQY8jBHappy to say we've now sold out in Richmond and Edinburgh, and so we're doing an extra matinee in Richmond on Sunda… https://t.co/EHECr4Lpbi
5/29
2018
@JasonHazeley Getting a classier type of anxiety dream now, are we?Ok, but that wasn't the question. https://t.co/kI1DAHgPUp
5/27
2018
John Finnemore is currently on tour. We chat to him about Cabin Pressure's future, sketch writing tips, TV transfer… https://t.co/m63rODIMvB
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5/26
2018
@ppodism Absolutely. And Mr Leeman’s first name is Hamilton, after the American in Waldorf Salad. Because he start… https://t.co/aazTSQdH5X
5/24
2018
@norwichplay Hello! Following you now, so feel free to DM!
5/23
2018

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