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So-called comedian.

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Joined Twitter 2/4/09


@edmorrish Also true of things that apparently ‘say it all, really’.
2/16
2019
I do like a protest where the protesters politely ask if they can pet the police horses. https://t.co/AcKKQ6AGN9 @watsoncomedian Not unaware enough of them for your needs, I suspect; but the other day I did Shazam a nice tune pl… https://t.co/is0XLrTont
2/15
2019
@nicolexavier111 I can’t retweet this, because it would be both hypocritical and praise-retweeting, but it did make… https://t.co/MLheHKX7b5‘Roses’ is a word that occasionally crops up in other contexts; but I can heartily recommend my practice of muting the word ‘violets’. @sacraparental That’s right! @sacraparental Thank you very much! (Also, good news: there’s a fourth series!)I think it should specify whether you’re meant to translate the text or the subtext... https://t.co/xtjDYDNQEU @AndyRileyish Indira Gandhi Marsupials Edward Lear String Theory The Blues Thailand Ned Kelly Guest Appearences in… https://t.co/TTTLlRTNl4
2/14
2019
Everyone’s a critic... https://t.co/0cqycyTE0a
2/8
2019
Merry Fifth of February! https://t.co/m1OjfaiEn2 @AlexMcAleer I’m sure he’ll be fine. Just remember to bring his carry-cot in case he gets sleepy.
2/5
2019
@AlexJive I prefer to think of it as due. In May. :)We all know that awards are meaningless, so I am FURIOUS that I am this delighted to be an ongoing part of this ama… https://t.co/e1Sjg8qoFB
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2/4
2019
Did you miss out on tickets for the recording of @JohnFinnemore’s Souvenir Programme last week? You can apply for t… https://t.co/T8H4XahLX5
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1/30
2019
@AcSiA May, I think! @udhare Crikey. That’s uncanny. It’s not me, but we definitely share a gene pool!
1/29
2019
@Poppyreds25 @cabin_pressure A fine member of the crew!I’m not certain what ‘lui’ means in French, but given the words on offer, and the fact that this lady is clearly a… https://t.co/ZvCAj366nJ
1/28
2019
@SamCar0 @gibbons_wendy Those are the best high fives. @TJClarion Keith.I just needed to refer to 'Bonnie Prince Charlie' by his proper name. I knew his surname was Stuart... but I used G… https://t.co/G2W8FfMsyg
1/27
2019
@KerryAGodliman You should do a tour of schools, telling your own harrowing rug story in assemblies to scare ‘em straight...
1/23
2019
Best Radio Sketch Show shortlist: Britain In Bits With Ross Noble; Dead Ringers; I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again...… https://t.co/IbBFX2gaD5
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1/21
2019
“Heh-heh-hee-hee-heh.” https://t.co/KwflxBqK5k @ShedtoMars Obviously you said yes. So who won?
1/20
2019
@RorschachPam @Davholsea I actually asked my Archers-loving friends (I have two) for a common name that was definit… https://t.co/gI2ZGWu0Rm
1/19
2019
If these guys come door-to-door selling in your area, I suggest you don’t buy. I’m pretty sure this dog I got from… https://t.co/TlqACrdz2R
1/18
2019
You can vote to give an award to shows I made last year (@JohnFinnemore’s Souvenir Programme, @hellobuglers &… https://t.co/osOg7XaSEb
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1/17
2019
HEY COMEDY FANS!!!???? Why not do some hot voting of your own to pass the time while you're watching the demise of… https://t.co/o70I2774Nc
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1/15
2019
@JulieMayhew ‘Mercy’, in Dorset. And the game was ‘It’. @sweep2it @glennbobclark1 @philipatyler @torchlightradio Not for the recordings, but we also do try-outs, and there… https://t.co/9tOzEsZH9X @glennbobclark1 @philipatyler @torchlightradio Would May suit sir? @humeursdevictor Bad luck, sorry to hear that! If you like, though, you could always come along to a try-out night… https://t.co/ixCP1iLd8S @philipatyler Ep 1 was a Christmas special, so they repeated it Christmas 2017. This left them with five eps... but… https://t.co/yU7e0g7JAz
1/11
2019
@edmorrish @AOC I’m going to start calling you Sandy anyway. To spite your late father. @edmorrish @DavidTylerPozz @gralefrit @JasonHazeley A pint... to the death!
1/8
2019
...ok. So... when the song says ‘join in all their reindeer games’, it... right. Right. Got it. https://t.co/Bt1iWacf42
1/6
2019
I think merely a repeat, though it may also have been on Radio 4 extra, so in that sense yes. And: nope. There's a… https://t.co/cqtTi6wus1 @Bes208v @LWilsonCrime @StuartMacBride @Paul1Johnston @neilhimself @MastermindQuiz Wikipedia! Of course! I should have thought of that. @TheMichaelMoran @GenesisCinema No, I'm afraid not. @sugynn Thanks, good thinking! Unfortunately, I doubt it's this one - and even if it was, there was no ID card left in it. @neilhimself This is great, because ‘Teach Neil Gaiman facts about biscuits’ was actually one of my New Year’s reso… https://t.co/DlWyTAUVTQ @edward8000RedX Of course. I’m not a SAINT. @Bes208v @LWilsonCrime @StuartMacBride @Paul1Johnston @neilhimself @MastermindQuiz ...And for bonus points: After w… https://t.co/UWOjjoZzibLong shot: If you’ve lost a black leather wallet marked ‘Dunlop’ in London, I’ve just found it on a 24 bus, and I’m… https://t.co/JxRtADE8NB
1/3
2019
@gilson_ruth Hello! Not at the library, but yes, we are doing some try-outs, starting next week. Here's the link: https://t.co/5GaMT6gXml
1/2
2018
@kteamarsden Oh yes... I’d forgotten all about that. Where was it? That place by Green Park?My God, Thomas... what happened? https://t.co/eGiWw5askj
12/30
2018
@ChrisPBambrough @BBCRadio4 Thank you! Merry Christmas! @worplesdon Thanks for the heads up. But don’t worry- I know.
12/28
2018
Merry Christmas! I hope God gives you all a restful and Merry one, and doesn’t accidentally lock any of you in a fl… https://t.co/rGvbRq1DMd...Day!It is Chri-i-i-i-i-i-istmas(Chrissy-mas Day)-istmas dayhi-hi-hi-hi-It is Chri-...Christmas Christmas Day!It’s Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas...Christmas Day!ChristmasChristmasChristmasChristmasDRESSED, ye Merry gentlemen, let nothing you dismay! For it isGeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet........*clears throat*
12/25
2018
I like that he doodled the title on the back of his rough book in double maths. https://t.co/BVmqmnO4iT
12/23
2018
TIMESPANNER REMINDER: Christmas begins tomorrow at 11:30am, and will feature the work of @garethmammalhttps://t.co/xG0RWFZHfd
Retweeted by John FinnemoreThanks for the heads up, Bank of England. Though as it happens, I’d spotted that myself... https://t.co/W0XYFAcOwP
12/20
2018
This was So Much Fun. (And I am not Captain Murderer.) (But then... isn’t that exactly what Captain Murderer WOUL… https://t.co/YazzrrQ20s @slepkane Great, isn’t it? Not as good as Annan, I admit, but better than Pinter. @slepkane Yes, guess first! You really won’t be disappointed. It’s not anyone’s Dad. @slepkane @VonBlade Have you googled who emphatically did not write his gay porn film ‘Trouser Bar’, featuring Nige… https://t.co/g6Doh7HoH0
12/9
2018
@slepkane It.... it ‘lacks a strong identity of its own’? What...? I... I mean, don’t get me wrong, this is a good… https://t.co/ThgPJXilgiI'll take it! Radio Times Pick of the Day December 21st, True Believers! #TimeSpanner2 https://t.co/Sj4DvPqwzT
Retweeted by John FinnemoreIt seems these gentlemen have a secret. I emphatically do not want to know what it is. I am not asking. Please don’… https://t.co/h1fOWlKre1
12/7
2018
Here’s the first 2 minutes 20 seconds (as much as Twitter will allow you to post) of my new video SONG FOR BILL. F… https://t.co/iXnuI46Q9g
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11/30
2018
@MissDRT @MattU_Plym @SieurdePonthieu @lidlkim Don’t worry- I’d never fall for it. @lidlkim Yay! No you’re not at all, it’s meant to be a 6th time (if at all) kind of thing. Like Mike being the guy… https://t.co/7kzVLvmd0O
11/28
2018
Ah. Turns out, I should make clear this interview was improvised, and I had no idea what @MrDavidReed was going to… https://t.co/Eam8FeeOdm
11/27
2018
@CaiFox2 Yes! There will be at least one, maybe two, in January. Don't know the dates yet, but when I do I'll send a newsletter... @Amy__Coster That's... wow. I don't think when I wrote that I truly visualised just how bleak it would look. Happy Birthday, anyway!'Take the piss out of himself'? I don't know, you try to give a glimpse into your innermost soul, and this is the t… https://t.co/m0WbKiIGyT @PatrickDBailey Oh, that's nice! I saw and enjoyed browsing this map a few days ago, but didn't spot Fitton, or thi… https://t.co/qYfUtRS6CQ
11/26
2018
@HellsMells @CPressureQuotes Happy Birthday, Ralph! And what a BRILLIANT cake!
11/25
2018
I would go to this next Tuesday, if I weren't in it. Also, I will do, because I am. https://t.co/OaJB4sINGD
11/24
2018
@lfenner Have you seen the whole advert? The ‘pleasure rather than a toil’ thing from ACC is quoted in the paragrap… https://t.co/g1Wu4RJzKC
11/22
2018
This is starting now. And features me singing a song about which towns in Dorset I’ve visited. How many shows can y… https://t.co/aBJ2QGnIuh
11/19
2018
@edmorrish @jon_hunter @exkevinmcnally Who will you get to play you in the Belgium episode? (Oh, hang on: have just… https://t.co/8NLdTzQCPXVictor Hugo gets his author photo taken. https://t.co/LnbpVWYFeE
11/16
2018
@decoverlet @dietcoketeddy @SimonWhite83 To clarify the precise ruling I gave- and the only ruling I ever give on Y… https://t.co/yLnFGQs1QX
11/13
2018
@rahcek Aw, thanks! It is quite literally the least I can do.Series 70 kicks off this evening on @BBCRadio4! @TheRealJackDee , Tim and Barry are joined by the always wonderful… https://t.co/86eoVK3hGz
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11/12
2018
@RufusHound Here you go. It's an absolutely fantastic show, congratulations. I'm so glad it's getting the reviews i… https://t.co/5rBEG7BWUy
11/10
2018
@MissWelsby Hi, year 6! Think about what the animal is known for; and then imagine what kind of human might do that… https://t.co/NOR2enfwRe @gsjuptonpark68 Aw, that’s lovely! I’ve met @Roooboyd - great work, Roo! And best of luck with the award, @ellen__jones @DeanNewtonnn Not any more! I assume you know the lady who found it- please thank her again from me. So grateful!
11/1
2018
@rubyetc ...and he wouldn’t even notice.
10/29
2018

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