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I live in Brooklyn, share every lunch with my dog and wrote The Isle, Dead Men and Mister White.

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Joined Twitter 6/10/15


How the f---? https://t.co/MbhzhfXQkCMy apartment smells like simmering Guinness stew. https://t.co/g3OjJ1JkTN @TheKaufmann That's who I mean, yeah. Good! @HillaryMonahan @beckymew You have solid legal precedent. @heksenhaus @SGJ72 I’m really excited for this one. @TheKaufmann Is this that dude who was kind of blocking passage?I argued with Coraline through our entire rainy walk. If we’re circling several blocks we circle them—we don’t stop… https://t.co/oJNXqOgIXFInteresting. David Gordon Green has co-written a "children's" book based on the original Halloween titled The Legen… https://t.co/NgMs8yba9t
Retweeted by John C. FosterPortrait of the hag novella writing at 5 am in cookie monster coloured pajamas. Dis art life is pure glamour. https://t.co/T0VmDymBMU
Retweeted by John C. Foster @1931_Deville @laurenthehough @TuckerCarlson Is English your first language?Horror writers pick scariest lines. A fun article with appearances by @grady_hendrix @SGJ72 @racheladeeringhttps://t.co/5YpXnARp6f
Retweeted by John C. FosterYour first three images (courtesy of Entertainment Weekly) of The Legend of Halloween, a rhyming "children's" book… https://t.co/Mtp1YbUve7
Retweeted by John C. Foster @sunandavashisht The outrage! Eeek! (Speaking of triggered, it’s entertaining to watch the right desperately trying… https://t.co/BudKuBqaHmWoman stranded at MAGA rally in Omaha says Trump wanted to teach them a lesson https://t.co/SvqYw5MnOZ
Retweeted by John C. Foster @blaireerskine LOLOL @TimMurtaugh @CNN Funny, I just watched you lie your way through a conversation with Andrea Mitchell. I was embarra… https://t.co/KyKfJPbSxq @ElieNYC I wonder if it’s possible to punch the lies out of him? @Gabino_Iglesias My dream is a bag full of Cdog’s poopI gotta tell you, when my friends announce good news it sweeps the bullshit of 2020 right off the table. @intelligentwat Hell yes, congratulations!!!Lord Byron: ah mary you’re a sight for sore eyes Lord Byron: and who’s this delicate flower? Shirley Jackson: [blus… https://t.co/ZdpEKUnYcX
Retweeted by John C. FosterTook out the air conditioners today and feeling kind of on top of my shit. Yep.Certainly in my memory (though I’d be interested in reading a scholarly piece on the history of voter suppression). https://t.co/udgc98jjAGAHAHAHA! https://t.co/CwgLEvFx0P @TuckerCarlson A justice said that “Carlson is not stating actual facts about the topics he discusses.” This is why… https://t.co/FJPgqjZEYv @BudLatanville @HillaryMonahan Eva Green would be brilliant! @LadyHawkins @HillaryMonahan Isaac is one of the best actors working today but I think Depp might fit the Burton in… https://t.co/S8vZdG6cxbOnce again, @HightowerLaurel, @horrorbookshelf, and myself will be hosting a live @InkHeist Halloween episode featu… https://t.co/bMUnyQousj
Retweeted by John C. Foster @HightowerLaurel @InkHeist Which, combined with alcohol, promises comedy gold. @birbigs @ossoff Debate rules didn’t explicitly rule out the use of flamethrowers.Someone brought a flame thrower to the debate. https://t.co/Igpu6faT6L @Gabino_Iglesias The notion that those dead white guys weren’t injecting politics and ideology into their writing—i… https://t.co/zqkQXm7mxP @BobPastorella It’s hilarious when people—it’s seems usually on the right—have missed years of political lyrics. Pa… https://t.co/lbNTu3Sg3t @HightowerLaurel @InkHeist Halloween is a mean season—I want some cruelty! I was actually thinking of a broader fie… https://t.co/J4AT6iqqpC @shanedkeene I’ve probably watched it 15 times at leastWashington Post: Supreme Court allows North Carolina to extend deadline for receiving mail-in ballots, in day’s second defeat for GOP
Retweeted by John C. FosterBreaking: Supreme Court allows counting of ballots in North Carolina received 9 days after election as long as ball… https://t.co/VLpfl0PJsJ
Retweeted by John C. Foster @HightowerLaurel @InkHeist Once you guys get going (and by that I mean drinking) you need to start freestyling on a Halloween theme.We have formally requested that #SCOTUS correct the erroneous claim by Justice Kavanaugh that #VT has not changed v… https://t.co/jMcOgst4NZ
Retweeted by John C. FosterWTF? https://t.co/FL4EFAD4Xr @laurenthehough @BankerCat4 It’s worth braving the airport to get an Italian beef sammitch in Chicago. Pizza’s good… https://t.co/kAexYbtHen
10/29
2020
@deapoirierbooks Is it a failure of the education system or a cultural sickness?Happy birthday to @joelansdale. Your stories make the world a better place. https://t.co/0jpenhGDkyReview: Thriller mastermind Tana French tries on a neo-western https://t.co/FTxGWlBlN4 @JenniferHillier This used to kill me when I worked in public relations. @ItsMarkYall His best film. @WellReadBeard The pupper has important destruction to do! @Gabino_Iglesias I feel no compunction to respect everyone’s opinions—if they’re stupid or racist or cruel I react accordingly.Meanwhile, at The Lovecraft eZine FB page... 666. https://t.co/lLk4dnnTrn
Retweeted by John C. FosterSome great news for Los Angeles horror fans. Independent Legions titles will soon be carried at The Last Bookstore.… https://t.co/OerRRBVLt3
Retweeted by John C. Foster @GiveMeYourTeeth You'll be so caught up in the story you miss San Antonio and plow right into Mexico - which will g… https://t.co/hvX7Nt7LXF @mmdevoe WTF @joelansdale Is it that he doesn't get it or that he's a sleazebag who doesn't care?Good news https://t.co/aXIvmAwwmsThis is AWESOME! Artist Turns THE MUPPETS Into Famous Horror Movie Characters https://t.co/v8ofyziggk via @https://nerdist.com
Retweeted by John C. Foster @Jeff_Paul When “owning the libs” goes wrong 🤷‍♂️ https://t.co/PhwABmhXLw
Retweeted by John C. Foster @justhere4tea2 @Jeff_Paul LOL @Jeff_Paul Rotten people cheering bigotry and ignorance find themselves stranded? Oh no!No sympathy but laughter? Oh yes. https://t.co/cJtNQPf5Tg @victorlavalle Damn straight. I don’t think the assholes realize what they woke up.#ACAB https://t.co/Aq3j3OMSZN @ChuckWendig Brutal thugs @LairdBarron Water, weapons, shelter, food. We walk around Brooklyn looking for defensible structures 😁 @victorlavalle It has that feel to it. As the game says, let’s FINISH HIM. @almakatsu Can furious Americans be part of the coalition? @TheNuminous1 I love this movie, but fuck, Ethan needs to install something better than 20 watt lightbulbs! I yell… https://t.co/ZsUSFpdjRy @KealanBurke Some things must not stand.I'm so geeked for this novel to go on presale and for the cover reveal. I just posted it on my blog in draft forma… https://t.co/PBBw6llocV
Retweeted by John C. Foster @juliettekayyem #VoteBidenHarris #Vote2020 https://t.co/Wxc7bkebg6
Retweeted by John C. Foster @cinapelayo That’s a really great title @userbits I heard it was pretty bad @ladysmith105 @NYPDnews @jeanniedm The NYPD will promote him. @NYPDnews Why don’t you fire him? Just kidding, everyone knows you guys think you’re above the law and a racist cop… https://t.co/qMEDMqpCPw @NYPDnews Your thugs stole ppe then gave it back? You’ve suspended them without pay, right? @zellnor4ny A racist cop trying to antagonize people in Brooklyn. Why the hell hasn’t he been fired?Yesterday cops in Red Hook confiscated a table of PPE because it was “electioneering” (it was not) and now, on the… https://t.co/kNzMK3q0Mt
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10/28
2020
A fitting anthem for late October, 2020. https://t.co/tyn8WVEKwxHey there, kindlers. SURVIVOR SONG is $2.99 for a limited time. But you already knew all time was limited. https://t.co/kyH3G3Z6nj
Retweeted by John C. Foster @nadiabulkin I hear you. @Grit_Lit_Girl Congratulations!Here’s the decision holding that Trump can’t use DOJ to defend against E. Jean Carroll’s claim that he raped and th… https://t.co/qZMwPaessl
Retweeted by John C. FosterHe’s always been a coward https://t.co/5YVS7fIFPIhttps://t.co/gmS9tikpj0
Retweeted by John C. FosterTo Mr. Justice Kavanaugh: Absentee ballots do not “flip” an election. They are parts of an election. They must all be counted.
Retweeted by John C. Foster @nadiabulkin For the bulk of us, I think we need to prepare to absorb a serious psychological blow and stay on our… https://t.co/e1txP4RYxN @natalie_eilbert Nothing wrong with faking it through the rough patches 😉 @pinguinus @midnight_pals A shame, there’s brilliant work in his catalogue, especially the early stuff. @marissadraws My rational self knows you’re correct...but spiders and sharks bring out my most irrational self.https://t.co/6EGSJR3tlH @LairdBarron @mdbell79 That’s what she said (ahem) @blacklionking73 You monsterSpotted on our way to vote this morning. https://t.co/SEud9zSEXUClive Barker: how'd your visit at unicorn fuck club go steve Stephen King: i don't wanna talk about that Barker: wh… https://t.co/uEtHFyNRE9
Retweeted by John C. Foster @BrianKeene @johnwayneisdead @Bryan_D_Smith @barbaracrampton @TheRealKenForee @jeffreycombs I’ve never heard of thi… https://t.co/yPggpzQzDzOne week. Hammer down. No letup. No mercy. No quarter asked or given. It’s America, or Trump.
Retweeted by John C. Foster @cjtudor Wonderful news!Horror authors! We are open to submissions through the end of the month. We are considering one original and one r… https://t.co/4KnnGR86eC
Retweeted by John C. Foster @marissadraws Any shark as long as I’m not in the water. @BobPastorella @WilsonTheWriter You just made me feel old @UROCKlive1 I’m with ya
10/27
2020

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