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Just popping my head into Twitter for a moment. Very few of you probably noticed, but I'm taking a social media bre… https://t.co/cPfeaY4PfnMy first book NOTES FROM THE SHADOWED CITY is sold out in hardcover, but is still available in paperback. Thanks to… https://t.co/ovVauKY4AL
Retweeted by John Hornor Jacobs @justinmsiebert @novelmemphis Awesome. Sorry the delayed response. Taking a social media break.
11/21
2020
everybody stop tweeting and retweeting for one goddamned minute
11/4
2020
@matthewdowsmith I'm sure she's right! @tadethompson that's super cool and has nothing to do with politicsshe’s decided to sack out on my rewritten pgs https://t.co/zgUdaZIadBwe got a new cat offering her opinion on my wip https://t.co/3d6r1gZXOz @UnheimlichManvr She's very judge-y yet we still love herTwitter identify this woman so she never pays for her own drink again. https://t.co/44XpPKS7Rh
Retweeted by John Hornor JacobsDay 3 NaNoblahblah in the bag. Y'all don't care and that's fine. But I got mine done. I GOT MINE @JoshuaMarsella Death of a child is just too hard for me at this stage in life.Hereditary https://t.co/Ok1bHyDGFx @cmpriest They keep us honest! You think this is good? I will put my butthole on it.what the cat thinks of this manuscript https://t.co/axCQjh7MuIYou're not going to learn anything useful about the election outcome on here until 7pm, i.e. when they start counting votes.
Retweeted by John Hornor Jacobs @GoshDarnMyLife Fucking hell, Olbermann should know better. @PRMcDonough You might enjoy the oeuvre of James Ellroy. His American Tabloid would fill two of those categories -… https://t.co/1EY5BEaj0mhttps://t.co/hXFVvQ0e45
Retweeted by John Hornor Jacobs @TylerGHale Yes. Sometimes I don't like being right.
11/3
2020
@MrPersimmon I ran into him at Bev Foster's chiro once. He looked cuh-razy @Spanky_McMuffin 😀 @SofiaAjram I like writing a little bit most days. 500-1000 words. I skip days without a thought, though. It tends… https://t.co/Az9xSmKCzT @BobPastorella @YoYo_Ma That is REALLY a weak claim to fame. YOU WIN @HorrorPaperback @YoYo_Ma He's amazing. I've been writing a lot of this new novel to his Beethoven ConcertosMy cousin is married to @YoYo_Ma https://t.co/Cu3qAxP81xThe aggressive attempts to get me to NOT vote actually made me try harder TO Vote. This is how you get Satanists to the polls.
Retweeted by John Hornor Jacobs @HenryLovesYou hale satin @Zwolf666 I did it in 2008 and 2009 writing the beginnings of my first and third novels. It's worth it, I think. Wh… https://t.co/OALa7P2wkChappy no knowledge november! i simply do not want to know anymore! i’ve thought enough! i do not think therefore i do not am <3
Retweeted by John Hornor Jacobs @captainperson Yeah yeah, and Rex Stout would pound out a Nero Wolf novel in two weeks and was best friends with P.… https://t.co/lHBw52KK3S @pattonoswalt @WisDems sherwood waggy has had enough of your shitI've completed day 2 of NaNoWriMo. It's the first time I've done this since 2009. 4k words in the word bag. Did yo… https://t.co/LawONnRjFG @DefGrappler I'll see if I can find his family here in LR and let them know. Thanks! @DefGrappler I don't know what APS is and sorry to admit, don't know what an ABLE account is either @k_wade_a I'm still doing just 20lbs, since I'm also doing weights. I live in an exceedingly hilly neighborhood, so… https://t.co/KZtv85maYOSignal boosting. https://t.co/mWJEDJOP5U
Retweeted by John Hornor Jacobs @SofiaAjram The Tower is the coolest image of these, imo.I have rucked 3.5 miles. I have lifted weights in the backyard, huffing and puffing and sweating. My titties hurt,… https://t.co/zcNpvC4NEw @crimeculture it depends on what you've been feeding your dog i guess @crimeculture kate are you trying to freak me the fuck out because you're succeedingI just received this message on Facebook from a guy I hung out with in 1988 for about a week. He was a rich kid pot… https://t.co/pZVfQKWrnT @michaelwehunt I lost the SJ award to an author I never heard of. But I read her book afterwards and, sheesh, it was good.I am so anxious right now regarding this election that I might try to distract myself by posting content absolutely… https://t.co/r6i7ELQpOU @brad_proctor Ooof, that music is so good too. I hadn't seen that video. Thank you! @brad_proctor Good! @ThomasJGriffin0 New technology. A LED environmental set using real time game engines to adjust for camera changes.… https://t.co/UT03gSUpX2I got my mind blown last night when I learned the THE MANDALORIAN is shot entirely on set. @michaelwehunt Thank you, Michael. It means quite a bit to me coming from you who has written one of my favorite co… https://t.co/zZc58st9M7Well look at that. Called it. Congrats to Brian Evenson on winning the World Fantasy Award. I knew this months ago… https://t.co/ZvnurVgnVNFucking dicks. https://t.co/IOInS64yqy @dixonsd Thank you!
11/2
2020
So... if you'd like to read "The Domestic Lives of Superheroes" which acknowledges sex and is in many ways a pastic… https://t.co/piJldpv3zpI track my web hits (I get very few and even fewer after I got hacked and rebuilt my site on a new host). But occas… https://t.co/svZ9V8Ae0sThis is kind of interesting. So, when my story "The Domestic Lives of Superheroes" came out in Playboy Magazine, th… https://t.co/2ceIASiNkq
11/1
2020
MAY THE DEVIL TAKE YOU is at its core a witch movie and DEVIL TOO is a venegeful spirit flick but both got that devil spice @dbhfiction If you haven’t seen the first one - MAY THE DEVIL TAKE YOU - I’d start with itMAY THE DEVIL TAKE YOU TOO is some Halloween madness. Indonesian Evil Dead. More frightening imagery than the first… https://t.co/67MyIeE4P4
10/31
2020
@MattFnWallace @MeganEOKeefe https://t.co/yyJi0H8zJF @KM_Alexander Also, the thing I like about these campers are their price and weight - I can tow them with my Honda Crosstour @KM_Alexander That's it! This is my writing retreat, my camper, my remote workplace. I'm going to drop the newest B… https://t.co/e4S31AqCGb @MeganEOKeefe @MattFnWallace I'm already a third of the way into this book but I'm still gonna try to bust out 50k in November myself. @KM_Alexander I'll probably go with a larger one - the Polar Bear - it's got a 6' clearance and as I'm 6'2" I'll probably need it. @KM_Alexander I'm looking at the Koala. https://t.co/SLzVA4eaGA @JonathanLHoward https://t.co/W4RPYjxlUmGot some tax return money and a hunk of... let's call it "left coast" money... and suddenly I'm flush and looking a… https://t.co/e7xgHhJAU9 @jonNothin 😉 @BrettFavre @realDonaldTrump Another thing that makes this country great is the 1st amendment that allows me to say… https://t.co/Sn7DOW9YY1 @lakanen hillbilly @lakanen jesus h christSCOOBY-DON !! https://t.co/DESl7LDplH
Retweeted by John Hornor JacobsIt took eight years of collecting hooves, ears, lips, and assholes to get this delicious sandwich back on the menu. https://t.co/CC3eVEMpMi
10/30
2020
BREAKING: Senator Perdue just cancelled our final debate. At last night's debate, millions saw that Perdue had no… https://t.co/B9GSBrFrW9
Retweeted by John Hornor JacobsBetween Ossoff and Buttigieg, kinda nerdy white guys are straight dunking on Trumpkins https://t.co/otbAEfGvj3The dance move at :11 is called "push down your sorrow" https://t.co/vOAOq4ZhTkThey're gonna announce the winners this wknd, so it's my last chance to say before it goes to one of the other nom… https://t.co/7rDPZGV81m @shana_dubois @cmpriest I purposefully photoshopped it crappily, didn't match fonts and stuff Shana, I got a bridge you might want to buy @cmpriest *whispering* photoshopped that in there, don't tell nobodyBoy, that second to last line is a real doozy. https://t.co/4lYbC4PMsq https://t.co/Ie3gjbCQjsTrying out my UNBREAKABLE costume (aka daily walkies poncho) https://t.co/2JcdlY76lmI've watched this fifteen times and it hasn't gotten old. https://t.co/Mo1FHCJOwA @SteveAryan Something of this nature is in my 5 year plan, so it'll be after the pandemic (knock on wood) @SteveAryan Rent a widebeam or a dutch barge! At this point, I know far more than any American should about Britai… https://t.co/UG5DnLCa3Iit was "hackers" for sure https://t.co/ysX3f1ZCCA @SteveAryan Most likely C, but I'd love A. It's just, immigration? Everything I've seen regarding it seems like it… https://t.co/ykEUXAtjEuGillian Anderson as Thatcher gives me diametrically opposed physical reactions. I am very confused. https://t.co/R8BWZ2atZ1If one thing this pandemic has proven is that I can do my job from ANYWHERE. Consequently, I'm either buying a narr… https://t.co/DKFEhkNISM
10/29
2020
@AOC https://t.co/AAUASHez9BI try not to curse in public, but... 🤷🏽‍♀️ https://t.co/4aqmxSff60
Retweeted by John Hornor JacobsNow do Russia https://t.co/UK37FhnVN6It’s almost Halloween! We’ve got horror Recs for you over at #sturgislibrary! @theandydavidson, @johnhornor,… https://t.co/TjgW0C3Lmu
Retweeted by John Hornor JacobsJohn Hornor Jacobs interview – Episode 99 of the Reading & Writing podcast https://t.co/nhYsooegZt
Retweeted by John Hornor JacobsGaslighting experience a plus.JOB POSTING: Minimum of seven (7) years exp. lying, with at least one year exp. lying on television. Must be presen… https://t.co/gMaCm6MD8HDemocrats upon hearing Trump left thousands of supporters stranded in the cold to the point of hypothermia. https://t.co/1grYamsJXf @hexican Looks like I'm getting a PS5 with all the peripherals they offer
10/28
2020
@David_Annandale @RichardPF @SGJ72 @pdjeliclark @writer_north Yes! Thank you!Want some horror reads for Halloween? Check out: The Only Good Indians by @SGJ72; A Lush & Seething Hell by… https://t.co/OCbQuYcaAq
Retweeted by John Hornor JacobsOver on @tordotcom, I've got a series overview of Terry Brooks's long-running epic fantasy, Shannara, and a suitabl… https://t.co/HHdUTNvU70
Retweeted by John Hornor Jacobs @realDonaldTrump This won't happen. What we're waiting to see is if you'll be beaten so badly even loading the SC won't be able to help you.
10/27
2020

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