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John Coons @JohnMCoons Brooklyn, NY

Musician, homo, irreverent yet informed. He/him

1,402 Following   1,091 Followers   11,948 Tweets

Joined Twitter 10/11/09


Quarantine looks, days 21-24: https://t.co/9rKFshVsnX @theJKreview Haha oh thank god @theJKreview Think more golden age @theJKreview Nope!I am not a top or a bottom I am a burden
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4/8
2020
@summerbrennan I was supposed to be workshopping a new musical by the composer of Jekyll and Hyde. As someone tryin… https://t.co/hIXG2QTyHy @GalenCrawley But it is a musical. @GalenCrawley Nope. ;)Two more hints: https://t.co/JRs5iCW7DRGuess the movie. #quarantine #fashion #cosplay #ootd #QuarantineLife https://t.co/kEXdzRcw4a @jamesholod NO! Bad James! Listening ONLY after 10:30 pm! @ositoLDN ... only a turtleneck? @LouisPeitzman No contest
4/7
2020
He endures indoors.It is 2020, not 1920. We are already a supposedly modern country that can't manage to manufacture masks or ventilat… https://t.co/yKIl29CzYz
Retweeted by John Coons @williamcrawley @alexiskaymolnar @sasha_velour found shaking @LouisPeitzman Matta. 1000%
4/6
2020
Me: Time to relax and play some video games and not think about how I have to try to keep Coronavirus 6 feet the fu… https://t.co/PkW2qzGO5XQuarantine looks, days 17-20: https://t.co/WKsbYTGQB3
4/4
2020
Fuck these ghouls. https://t.co/h1PyTaCpNhDMing my first D&D one shot tonight. Wish me luck. 😬As a reminder, ten million Americans lost their jobs in March. South Korea, which recorded its first COVID case the… https://t.co/MtwN4wIJcS
Retweeted by John Coons @nchamberlain @AlexandraAlene Bahahaha @AlexandraAlene Wow. Wooooooow. 😆Honestly, I’m gonna make my bf take this for himself, and then make him answer it for how he sees me, and then we’l… https://t.co/PMN9MAS4dVFun little quiz to see what fictional character’s mindset you align with. I think it would be more fun (see: chaoti… https://t.co/0xH7XMWu27This was the first time as a child that I saw myself represented in media. https://t.co/qcCZXGUYoa
4/3
2020
If this quarantine lasts 3 months, it means a lot of gay men will have approximately a 5 minute window to donate blood when it's done. @26hrcharleston I have. Rage.Moving always sucks, but moving out of one apartment and into a fourth story walk up when no friends can help becau… https://t.co/j2hZ4wSLsFSo, advocates of billionaires and their philanthropy, here's the deal: Either they pony up and save us now, or yo… https://t.co/SEb2whmSpb @AlexandraAlene Hah!Man, moving makes you take stock of your life already. But during a pandemic, it hits different.
4/2
2020
Why the fuck were so many people outside?! Go home!Headed back to my old apartment to finish the last of my packing and tomorrow moving in for good at my bf's. Moving… https://t.co/Nbh49BM19sThe gender neutral address we all need https://t.co/Jp2xIOzHOC @26hrcharleston Lots of BDE in that movie. @26hrcharleston Bahahaha
4/1
2020
"The Defense Department estimates that it has used the law’s powers 300,000 times a year. The Department of Homelan… https://t.co/z32i9iA9yd
Retweeted by John Coons.@TimoAndres gave a @QobuzUSA Facebook Live concert from home in Brooklyn. He played pieces from the upcoming album… https://t.co/AaIsQdtXma
Retweeted by John Coons"My stock portfolio losing half its worth is a fate worse than death!" He paused. "Especially if it's not my death!"Something I would love to hear the centrists who advocate for a slow, gradual, 'sensible' transition to M4A is why… https://t.co/5V43fWVkrr
Retweeted by John CoonsQuarantine looks, days 13-16: https://t.co/UyZ8bgSYYXYou guys, what if the real April Fool’s is that we wake up tomorrow and it’s still March @KamalaHarris Cool. Now do cancer treatments. @Will_Kellogg This is 10x better than any moment they’ve had in the past two seasons.
3/31
2020
I like today’s Quarantine Look. Once a scarecrow, always a scarecrow. #ootd #quarantine #fashion #quarantinefashion https://t.co/D0mkIENOMMGays, keep getting your PrEP and stockpile it so that you can help others in your community who need a 3-4 day stop… https://t.co/Kw4ajJtjDB @JayJurden Plus you want everyone to just stop everything and think about you."Oh, you know, same panic different disco." https://t.co/CbRrcjNIcB
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3/30
2020
The use of my 😈 and 😏 emojis has skyrocketed.
3/29
2020
@fake_jaris Well, time to buy a fixie. @stardustschild DeafWest’s Spring Awakening- I could feel my brain rewiring as I watched it to change elements of h… https://t.co/b50edWx1K7 @ashtonevans Please tell me all of this was so you could tweet this reply.We should claim our landlords on our taxes since they all seem to be solely dependent on our income
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3/28
2020
“Prepared piano” is the kinky BDSM bottom into restraints and toys who douched ahead of time of modern classical music. #bigintoconsent @AmericanTheatre People, Places and Things @mikers86 For moments like these.Quarantine looks, days 9-12: https://t.co/JFczK3QrEB @NikkiHaley Artists, who famously aren’t people...This adds up to 4.1% of the money we’re just giving to airlines alone. https://t.co/nBhAp5dVkE
Retweeted by John Coons @DKimps https://t.co/KQgidHYxCTMy pun brain doesn’t shut down when I sleep. Just dreamt that someone made a blog of booty shots of the Spanish mil… https://t.co/qogzKSrzqt @textualdeviance https://t.co/9TY0M2yBigI hate the USA sometimes. https://t.co/zU0T8jSH6C @meakoopa @Criterion @MattBaume🎵 How do you measure, measure your fear? 🎶 https://t.co/1VkBYLjWlH
3/27
2020
@buzznature Oh... you thought that was free? Your bill is coming in the mail. *awkward* @DiscreetLatino "Flatten my curve, daddy!" @imbobswaget @26hrcharleston @jamesholod Um, need a copy. @sageboggs @TheRealTriscuit This actually kicked off a big discussion after we realized it's Triscuit, not Triscuit… https://t.co/BGI1NpkpG0OK, buckle up. I wanna talk to you about Triscuit. https://t.co/Tg7334OSbc
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3/26
2020
"More than I bargained for." @DKimps 🤣What are some examples of how capitalism creeps into our daily language? Like "investing in friendships," "that paid off well for him," etc. @Casey_Mink THANK GOD.“It tells a story.” “I know exactly who that woman is.”I’m pretty sure this is what they mean on @ProjectRunway when they ask for a “Day into Night” Look.… https://t.co/BP7szOsuBT @dervogelfamber @pricewalden @jamesholod YOU ME MATTA STREAMING THIS TOGETHER @CDMXpapi My bf had fettuccini alfredo for the first time in years.
3/25
2020
The amount of money in this bill adds up to $20,000 for every man, woman, and child in America. But most of it is n… https://t.co/0AFxIS0kLb
Retweeted by John CoonsThe let-them-die push comes after just one week of hanging out at home. If we did this for another 6 or 7 weeks and… https://t.co/DgwZhxFy52
Retweeted by John Coons"Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for the economy." @aaronwshanks D&D is perfect escapism because 1. Your skills and abilities increase over time and 2. You can actually defeat some evil.There is a bill in the NY State Senate that is proposing a 90 day rent freeze for small business owners and individ… https://t.co/90W08Vg2e5
Retweeted by John CoonsI don’t know why, but it’s the only non-anxiety inducing thing I’ve been able to focus on for more than 15 min at a… https://t.co/FTlUXVWGJAIn the past three days, our apartment has played 16.5 hours of D&D over google hangouts. We even had a phone dedica… https://t.co/86ZnhB5BC3 @queer_bones My brand @JWCrump Happy birthday! It’s your gift.“Oh you’ll see. You’ll ALL SEE!!!” - excited ophthalmology studentOmfg blackstone, America’s landlord. Jesus https://t.co/8kx170rZQL
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3/24
2020
Quarantine looks, days 5-8: https://t.co/jwDWUVlXXI @ositoLDN That QUESTION is a trap, sir! @LouisPeitzman I schedule my therapist appointments for 11:45 pm on Sunday nights, so I don’t have to talk about my… https://t.co/Tp5FfbtOdo @ositoLDN Honestly this might be the first time I’ve seen you in pants and a shirt....? @girlziplocked Recently discovered creating D&D characters in different subclasses and leveling them up to see what… https://t.co/i72Hbvmu5rI love this. https://t.co/663ol74iSN
3/23
2020
one of my favorite things right now is when someone asks "how are you?" you no longer have to say "i'm good!" wheth… https://t.co/VN0laEuYLC
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3/22
2020

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