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@lzzcat Congrats you two. Really happy for you both!!
11/27
2020
@realDonaldTrump https://t.co/9TJO8pd1zM @OfficialEveBBK ♥️♥️♥️♥️ @VanityLeshae https://t.co/eGHmz4kuuF @pr0cvnt Nope. Huge family, not one has money. You would think the odds would work out eventually, but nah. Feels like fate honestly. @Alaska_Atoms Denver Twitter is roasting dudehttps://t.co/MVI2sIdKt0MINK ZOMBIES @shockv *hugs* I feel you
11/26
2020
A person just drove by with a fucking table strapped to the hood of their car. @kidastronavt It's about In n Out.Don't waste your time on me you're already the voice inside my head. - me to Satan @bbytrilla Just like the virus, everyone experiences different after effects. It's wild.If you're worried about the side effects of a vaccine you should look into the after side effects of covid (that they've discovered so far).I probably know 90% of the lyrics to that whole album still...This album deserves the same love and adoration as many of the other “classics” we celebrate on here. So fun, creat… https://t.co/wEIoVlhuBX
Retweeted by Johnny @kidastronavt Big deep breaths bro. You got it.
11/25
2020
My new Hello? #Denver? Are You Still There? newsletter is live! Let's talk MUTUAL AID- what is is, how to be a part… https://t.co/aRS3dRBKqt
Retweeted by JohnnyTrump really did a one minute presser to say the dow hit 30k then walked off. Yeah we have the internet and watch t… https://t.co/4wXEUkeDYl @_blvckson_ Sittin in a drop top soaking wet @_blvckson_ '1-2in expected' 🙄🙄🙄 @ineefaa Eggzactly. @LinSmitty Way ahead of you fam https://t.co/0oelbsNEWhDenver mutual aid folks: are there any food banks/initiatives that are feeding people people on thanksgiving?
Retweeted by Johnny @ReignOfApril @Buenisi_Ma Very true. Witnessed first hand. Chased by one on my scooter at 30mph and that MF was GAI… https://t.co/EeQPZk4H1s
11/24
2020
@eyenevermind It's nice of his lawyers to keep giving us these victories over and over. @THEKIDMERO Bro I turned 40 in May. Trash year for it. My friends did a drive-by party but not the same.Trump's legal team be like... https://t.co/XXTFIxvmfrICYMI, @ComedyWorks was involved in a data breach they decided not to tell anyone about. If you use the same passwo… https://t.co/FGrYjEKWEz
Retweeted by Johnnyhow do u guys raw dog life w no mental illness
Retweeted by Johnny @BlockheadNYC @MacLethal It's an exhibition. It's gonna be lame, but, I'm still gonna watch lol.saved the puppy from getting eaten by an alligator and never dropped his cigar, a true legend https://t.co/ryRSfZqOsy
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11/23
2020
Because of sports betting I have to root for Philip Rivers for the first time in my life. Not enjoying it. @DKSportsbook Colts winning https://t.co/KTNqq359hO @JamesyDownie @MacLethal Who? @melissius I think that scene impacted everyone who watched it, because it's legendary, but for folks like us.... M… https://t.co/nYMrdovXfp
11/22
2020
I never realized how impactful that show was on me. Being from a 'broken family' I think I related so much to will'… https://t.co/QodgAbEPYrJust watched the Fresh Prince of Bel-air Reunion and cried the entire time. @theperfectRu They were so excited about drugs so pretty much everything is about drugs. Or chicks. Sex, drugs, rock and roll. @theperfectRu I mean they were all on soooo many drugs back then so prollyShout out to the girl that texted me and crossed this out. https://t.co/zCR8PCWg2p @aureusvixen https://t.co/7U88oJzRXL
11/21
2020
Holy shit this otter... https://t.co/z6dTE3xwdQI've never had sex with a man, but I have hit the hand sanitizer pump only to have it laser beam into my chest, so... @SageFrancis That was not explicitly unique to New York emcees, as I recall. @aureusvixen If they're non toxic it's a twofer*your 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 @eyenevermind Oh I do whatever she says. This is literally what her PhD is in and what she does for a living. @_blvckson_ Need a counter term. Ain'tavist? @mneelzy So sorry for your loss. 💔When you sister has a PhD and you're dumb but funny... https://t.co/HbmpxPX5rwI need Jesus. No I've been doing a lot of woodworking and I could use help with carpentry.https://t.co/PCCk876JUq https://t.co/ifHClANV6L💀💀💀 BARS BRIGADE 💀💀💀 https://t.co/wTApfI0Fqk @VanityLeshae It sucks being turnt early because everyone else is still waking up. After kegs and eggs one time we… https://t.co/o2RHH00ATJ @VanityLeshae No judgement haha. Get after it! @VanityLeshae It's 9am!! Haha“Crosses,” our new single, is out NOW! Check out the video here and share it like your life depends on it! Video:… https://t.co/5MkX6aTmne
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Retweeted by Johnny @TheCoolestNword I hope so lol. Covers that +3. @_blvckson_ https://t.co/90eomvhSH0 @TheCoolestNword So... The under lol. @desusnice https://t.co/bifUPY58uL @Bigbadbecerril https://t.co/EGgfQhJPjV
11/20
2020
Tested negative for covid but positive for being a BAD MOTHERFUCKER. @kidastroneon I got a double breasted suit starch style.Getting my first covid test and they put that probe wayyyyyy in your butthole. Is that how they did yours??First day at In n Out. Don't see what the hype is about... https://t.co/v4gso3M3E3https://t.co/GKDn5u3Hi9
Retweeted by Johnny @mental_floss @Flipboard Aren't they still? @AP_Oddities @AP 'water pipe' @UncleBlazer 'I'M PISSED NOW!!'Better than the Jets. https://t.co/zV8lQErSln @Mike_Eagle He was a judge, not a lawyer.Again, imagine that's your lawyer! If rudy was my public defender I would cry and beg for a plea deal. https://t.co/i1BOatYF57 @listenupnerds https://t.co/YCqEVxNyEF😍😍😍 https://t.co/4hK0IGuK3MOwn your content. YouTube just adjusted TOS so they can monetize on your videos even if you can't yet. There's no s… https://t.co/1ua5QKyDc8
Retweeted by Johnny @TheCoolestNword I have a hard time believing they get swept, but cards are hot and Hawks are cold. I typically giv… https://t.co/E9Rh1gPHYbhttps://t.co/AG2I4SxqIY https://t.co/qOxYO8rV8i @littlebeefy https://t.co/ykBjFxt4ju @TheCoolestNword I want to say over, but Seahawks put up 16 last week. They get their running backs back so that's… https://t.co/nbsaVSThlb
11/19
2020
@knittinginheels The E stands for existential.I don't even know anymore. https://t.co/KdHk90j4Dj @WorldAndScience Robots @julesmgio Tell them they're turkey sucks and you're having your own non turkey dinner and calling it onlyhams. @podimportant They just put in a cane's by my house and I tried it the other night. HITTERSSSSSSSS. I would NOT be… https://t.co/jQC7aOP2ZW @_blvckson_ @IamDetour303 @ageneyrojr Figured y'all would know someone @aureusvixen @Twitter Cool cool cool. Here's fleets 💁🏻 @IamDetour303 @_blvckson_ @ageneyrojr @CashApp $johnnyhatchback @nickkroll @DEADLINE Haha good at business @irljanedoe CAN I PET THAT DAWG??!? @jenleighc @lzzcat He's made huge strides through medication and therapy. He's traveled to speak at an OCD conferen… https://t.co/YSdhFuEhA8 @lzzcat My brother has severe OCD and it's horrible. I've had to literally drag him out of the bathroom while he wa… https://t.co/MVq34efMrJReal OCD is not cute, it's torture. People need to stop with the bullshit. It's like saying, 'sometimes when I driv… https://t.co/1vcmPiUIFj @kumailn My cousin was trying to beat street fighter 2 all the way through without getting hit once, he got hit onc… https://t.co/3CazDcB80k @ineefaa https://t.co/TBZFz6wcjS
11/18
2020

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