Sign in with Twitter

Username:

releasing JAD'S DAD MILO sometime this year /// john.a.wilmes@gmail

4,485 Following   1,673 Followers   1,993 Tweets

Joined Twitter 1/19/14


@petesegall i gotta read that for sure. love the erphere's a book that does what American Dirt says it does but apparently does not: carefully, tenderly tells the stor… https://t.co/NlQZxAM2Bt @petesegall @humansigh i am chris paul at this shit i don't need height @petesegall @humansigh i do it all the time!! @humansigh it's best for everyone for you to take the seat! the trains work better with less people standing! @stuuart @postmodernism @corbinasmith starting to get the sense that you guys think we give a shit??me when the performatively noble do not take open seats on the CTA https://t.co/BqOQfVpzQh
1/24
2020
@AdamOPrice yea that's the most prominent one for sure @AdamOPrice barely related but i'm dismayed by the rising abuse of philip roth typeface @corbinasmith @veryimportant chill, socrates
1/23
2020
.@corbinasmith and i are about to record our last podcast together, our lil waterloo. lmk if there's anything you want us to addressINHERENT VICE is about Fiona Apple. PHANTOM THREAD is about Maya Rudolph.
Retweeted by john wilmes @TrentonHassles online is very dumb @TrentonHassles I dated a woman who I frequently had to tell to stop talking about it. At one point she accused me of being jealous of DFW
1/22
2020
@higley_alex love this for you @corbinasmith @freemaneric tomorrow night shd be good @corbinasmith @freemaneric i'd be like, "good one" @corbinasmith @freemaneric i would like it more if it was a joke @corbinasmith @freemaneric if you got it you wouldn't listen to it @freemaneric @corbinasmith so bad dude @corbinasmith that band sucks @diegbro you sly dog..... @diegbro leave @diegbro it's not that weird!!i support this man https://t.co/8XeLVPAli8 @ryanaboyd it's great to start the semester with!! @ryanaboyd taught your LARB essay today king @lesbrains my english 101 course will be reading your review @petesegall I’ll have to read that before I try my next Rugrats exegesis @queenozymandias @corbinasmith we both know that i only want the best for corbsi have sent this pitch multiple times https://t.co/WCmDrFzzmx @corbinasmith starting now i am your twitter editor. this one is not of public interest
1/21
2020
@higley_alex out of like 100 brilliant scenes the one where he goes back and forth w the old man at the bar is probably my fave @higley_alex corrective oral surgerythinking about the characterization this song does for william h macy in Magnolia and simply weeping https://t.co/eMhcFVplWz
1/20
2020
And it's very good time to reread this brilliant + scorching @namwalien essay on art and empathy https://t.co/LeqSTeOtZo
Retweeted by john wilmeshttps://t.co/R5UZJeFzAd
1/19
2020
had to apologize to my friend at brunch, for my severity. said it was the fault of reading too much literary criticism @ShutUpAndrosky i bet they liked it man @ShutUpAndrosky new avi for joshif you live in this district, please vote for Marie Newman!!!! https://t.co/4OQRiEOrQR @imLeor you're cancelled bro
1/18
2020
@veryimportant yes but with but with great style and severity @veryimportant what lauren oyler did to jia tolentino is what my mother is going to do to the chantix turkeyupon ample reflection, i have decided that my favorite moment of the holidays was when my mother expressed resentme… https://t.co/TRCnRLeyLf
1/17
2020
Oh hellooooooo, look it! Fresh books have arrived— look out for the official release of Marream Krollos’s STAN very… https://t.co/URPw04IShT
Retweeted by john wilmesthis Second Arrangement column about the Philadelphia 76ers is free!! https://t.co/Pldb7184Lp https://t.co/YjTNaBw0Co
Retweeted by john wilmes @ameliaelizalde ladies if you go home with him and he can't sing any of the Cats songs for you don't fuck himthis motherfucker's racket is finally up https://t.co/fj3fQv1Nlh @veryimportant you stole this from my brain @veryimportant @petegaines me can has coffee 2 😏😏 @veryimportant did a coffee shop write this @billdifilippo you're really underestimating my imagination w this @Juicemanji no that is too normal. i need to invent a new style @arnealyssabudis that's nothing compared to my energy @shottowerpod lucifer @andytobo it is because of things that are impossible to describe @veryimportant i obviously already did thatstarted at a new gym today and i'm fully committed to being known as "that crazy guy" on the basketball court
1/16
2020
@carlfranzen damn i thought disney owned all of my memories?? @carlfranzen jazz jackrabbit @petesegall i haven't read enough of trick mirror to fully say either way but i didn't trust the whole review--whic… https://t.co/1uOMjTqh52 @pierce_works i wish @petesegall what i refer to is more theoretical than actual; the assumed actual, in this case, merely stokes my desire @petesegall wow assumptions much?my favorite spectator sport is the bourgeoisie martyrdom of kamikaze literary criticismreading some literary criticism that successfully convinces me that both it and the thing it criticizes are unnecessary @therealbradbabs @cgduckworth there seems to be no nut graf @veryimportant mommy
1/15
2020
@carlfranzen @MilesKlee our partner for pig dissection was a troubled young man @MilesKlee @carlfranzen remember pig dissection @imLeor i'm mad at you nowCats is wish fulfillment because in real life they very rarely let you know what their deal is right off the bat
Retweeted by john wilmes
1/14
2020
@citroncandi congrats! @saintknives until the shopping goes awry.... @saintknives women are not capable of understanding goodfellas because they be shopping
1/13
2020
You ain’t had beef like Nicole & Carol 🤣 https://t.co/ZbQpXWrjbo
Retweeted by john wilmes
1/12
2020
@ThomasAwful I’d like to see this wine nakeda thesis: some of the oversharing done on twitter is not Radical @david_j_roth @lindseyadler @megreenwell @GrantBrisbee i will not soon forget the image of dozens of wife guys stan… https://t.co/31ywrbkpq8 @BobSaietta i just read this.... wtf
1/10
2020

0