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Oh you wanna have premarital sex? https://t.co/lwzByZu9BE
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12/10
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damn i guess kermit really do be cute doe https://t.co/GF4VWxWWwF
12/9
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also lmao at tobyfox being my #1 artist of 2018 cuz thats what i listen to when i study https://t.co/2QdQsee7Qri’M dIfFeReNt https://t.co/Dd0swZxQIR
12/5
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bulldog does the fattest line of 2019 https://t.co/ZPZkoUdz1c
12/1
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@katenovia hell yes!
11/26
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11/24
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@KarskyNick https://t.co/egYjmvJa8h @KarskyNick https://t.co/qehMZ2OTuowhen u the first one in the discord server voice chat https://t.co/5yIbWAauw4
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11/23
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11/14
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LMAOOOOO WHAT THE FUCKKK https://t.co/1YfzADL5Vx
11/13
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Free Sassy. Our prison abolitionist KWEEN https://t.co/3rEAS9XXTc
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11/12
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Retweeted by jonasMy friends when I make a typo in the group chat https://t.co/SbLyDQQR6r
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11/11
2019
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Day 9 of #NoNutNovember
Too much energy. Might have to burn my chakra on being productive. The power of the Gods i… https://t.co/hpegjEEw0c
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11/9
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11/8
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fuck it. tiny hogs hanging out https://t.co/3mpiZBD9Ud
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11/6
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This is an emergency! A true emergency.
The State of Texas is about to execute an innocent man in 16 days.
Join… https://t.co/JEWEGMWUxN
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11/4
2019
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why the fuck did this actually make me sad they’re just cursed emojis https://t.co/FNmB4Z8jct
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11/3
2019
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[trick or treating]
guy handing out candy: who are u supposed to be
[every light on the street goes out at once.… https://t.co/IjMwK06Mf7
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11/1
2019
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college rotc kids be like damn I got war due on Tuesday
Retweeted by jonasboomer? i hardly know ‘er!!It's always "OK, BOOMER," and never, "Are you OK, Boomer?" 😞😩
Retweeted by jonasnew rex album slaps confirmed https://t.co/e0Up30kf1P
Retweeted by jonasboomer? i hardly know ‘er!!It's always "OK, BOOMER," and never, "Are you OK, Boomer?" 😞😩 Retweeted by jonasnew rex album slaps confirmed https://t.co/e0Up30kf1P
10/30
2019
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Constantly feeling Feelings of
Overworked / Not doing
Burned out En… https://t.co/p5VZOazLId
Retweeted by jonasthis emoji is fucked https://t.co/C5uROlj3ia
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Retweeted by jonasthis emoji is fucked https://t.co/C5uROlj3ia Retweeted by jonas
10/29
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my body is not a temple it is luigi’s mansion
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10/25
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@flamingaycheeto Alrighty! @flamingaycheeto I say alrightyimagine admitting that u need he.....🤢🤢🤢 hel... 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 i cant even say it 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
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pirate: when someone steals my p
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Retweeted by jonasme: what makes you angry
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10/22
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10/17
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This tiktok never fails to make me feel like I've been transported to another dimension. https://t.co/kzwIIZCuNO
Retweeted by jonasNow Imagine This. A Japanese Guy Really Into American Culture Learns English Through Family Guy And Constantly Speaks Like Peter Griffin.
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10/16
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10/15
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They call me velocity because I’m trynna km/s
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10/11
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10/8
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My husband just took a sip of red wine, turned, looked at me & said: when was the last time you saw Paris?
Me, thi… https://t.co/lHBG2gAX6F
Retweeted by jonasguy with only ps4 and mattress on the floor who doesnt leave his apartment probably has the lowest carbon footprint… https://t.co/0EgMr3TLGL
Retweeted by jonasclown man bad
Retweeted by jonaswhy they so mean to clown man :(
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Retweeted by jonasguy with only ps4 and mattress on the floor who doesnt leave his apartment probably has the lowest carbon footprint… https://t.co/0EgMr3TLGL Retweeted by jonasclown man bad Retweeted by jonaswhy they so mean to clown man :( Retweeted by jonas
10/7
2019
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when you click on someone's profile and the "follows you" is gone https://t.co/hwyrm5FMyO
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10/6
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Retweeted by jonasEppley Recreation Center, University of Maryland - College Park https://t.co/ryDymW8mFJ
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Retweeted by jonasEppley Recreation Center, University of Maryland - College Park https://t.co/ryDymW8mFJ Retweeted by jonasoctober calls for a ghost duet https://t.co/qjqynhVJat Retweeted by jonas
10/3
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@flamingaycheeto ok sorry i wont promote dep anymore @flamingaycheeto what do u mean lol @flamingaycheeto Bill is an exception @flamingaycheeto frederick bad @flamingaycheeto the second finest live in towson @flamingaycheeto yep only the finest live here @flamingaycheeto ummm its a surprise? @flamingaycheeto ok i’ll pay u afterThinking about how the Dutch police arrested a bird for taking part in a robbery, put it in a jail cell with bread… https://t.co/rdlLogn9of
Retweeted by jonas @flamingaycheeto what if i pay u to work at dep @flamingaycheeto :’( ok have fun making money @flamingaycheeto thank u very much pls come back to dep this winter with me so im not alone @flamingaycheeto sticks and stones may break my bones but words also hurt me :( @flamingaycheeto Theres only like 26 episodes rn and the seasons almost over @flamingaycheeto its good
Retweeted by jonas @flamingaycheeto what if i pay u to work at dep @flamingaycheeto :’( ok have fun making money @flamingaycheeto thank u very much pls come back to dep this winter with me so im not alone @flamingaycheeto sticks and stones may break my bones but words also hurt me :( @flamingaycheeto Theres only like 26 episodes rn and the seasons almost over @flamingaycheeto its good
9/30
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🚨BREAKING🚨
Spider-Man is BACK!
Disney and Sony reach a deal and Spider-Man 3 from Marvel Studios will be released… https://t.co/NbTZ9x8RKd
Retweeted by jonaslosing my MIND !!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAOO https://t.co/ez9ldLcCwK
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Retweeted by jonaslosing my MIND !!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAOO https://t.co/ez9ldLcCwK Retweeted by jonas
9/27
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9/25
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@goodbeanalt rice: *exits*
shrimp: I have got to fry this
Retweeted by jonaspork: *exists*
the inventor of pulled pork: I have got to pull this
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9/24
2019
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when everyone starts singing along 🥺 thank u @tylerthecreator ❤️ https://t.co/VWEsIpZ4kk
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9/23
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amazing! https://t.co/mTKgjm0HWg
9/22
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9/21
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fuck it.
bacteriophage time
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9/16
2019
2019
me, as a child: I beat all my sisters at hide and seek today!
my dad: that’s good, but your brother Daniel is the reigning champ
me: who
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9/12
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9/11
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9/10
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@ieroliner no u
9/6
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I wanna send this shit to my next gf https://t.co/xgkQHVefAJBOSS: really nice work on that presentation. i’m impressed.
ME (bad at taking compliments): shut the fuck up
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9/5
2019
2019
Your crush Yourself
🤝
Not liking you
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9/4
2019
2019
Anime Opening: あなたは実際にこれを翻訳しました
My dumbass pretending to know the lyrics: https://t.co/uMB7se4u0T
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9/2
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