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Oh you wanna have premarital sex? https://t.co/lwzByZu9BE
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12/10
2019
damn i guess kermit really do be cute doe https://t.co/GF4VWxWWwF
12/9
2019
also lmao at tobyfox being my #1 artist of 2018 cuz thats what i listen to when i study https://t.co/2QdQsee7Qri’M dIfFeReNt https://t.co/Dd0swZxQIR
12/5
2019
bulldog does the fattest line of 2019 https://t.co/ZPZkoUdz1c
12/1
2019
@katenovia hell yes!
11/26
2019
INCOMING! 🥜 🥜 🥜… https://t.co/0XHNd67xlo
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11/24
2019
@KarskyNick https://t.co/egYjmvJa8h @KarskyNick https://t.co/qehMZ2OTuowhen u the first one in the discord server voice chat https://t.co/5yIbWAauw4
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11/23
2019
BREAKING: Baby Yoda Has Died https://t.co/rM60Uttggt
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11/21
2019
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11/19
2019
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11/14
2019
LMAOOOOO WHAT THE FUCKKK https://t.co/1YfzADL5Vx
11/13
2019
Free Sassy. Our prison abolitionist KWEEN https://t.co/3rEAS9XXTc
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11/12
2019
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11/11
2019
Day 9 of #NoNutNovember Too much energy. Might have to burn my chakra on being productive. The power of the Gods i… https://t.co/hpegjEEw0c
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11/9
2019
Keep liking my posts and we gon end up like this 😤😤 https://t.co/ehyUTLAfWV
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11/8
2019
fuck it. tiny hogs hanging out https://t.co/3mpiZBD9Ud
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11/6
2019
🚨 CAT ON THE FIELD 🚨 https://t.co/k3H1kU9B3h
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11/5
2019
This is an emergency! A true emergency. The State of Texas is about to execute an innocent man in 16 days. Join… https://t.co/JEWEGMWUxN
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11/4
2019
why the fuck did this actually make me sad they’re just cursed emojis https://t.co/FNmB4Z8jct
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11/3
2019
[trick or treating] guy handing out candy: who are u supposed to be [every light on the street goes out at once.… https://t.co/IjMwK06Mf7
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11/1
2019
college rotc kids be like damn I got war due on Tuesday
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10/30
2019
Constantly feeling Feelings of Overworked / Not doing Burned out En… https://t.co/p5VZOazLId
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10/29
2019
my body is not a temple it is luigi’s mansion
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10/25
2019
you can’t do shit around this bitch goddamn https://t.co/wrwo5eWXk9
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10/24
2019
@flamingaycheeto Alrighty! @flamingaycheeto I say alrightyimagine admitting that u need he.....🤢🤢🤢 hel... 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 i cant even say it 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
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10/22
2019
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10/21
2019
this is the most cat thing ive ever seen https://t.co/EXrVuNfhog
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10/17
2019
This tiktok never fails to make me feel like I've been transported to another dimension. https://t.co/kzwIIZCuNO
Retweeted by jonasNow Imagine This. A Japanese Guy Really Into American Culture Learns English Through Family Guy And Constantly Speaks Like Peter Griffin.
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10/16
2019
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10/15
2019
They call me velocity because I’m trynna km/s
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10/11
2019
We live in a society https://t.co/2YAJIWjYrd
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10/8
2019
My husband just took a sip of red wine, turned, looked at me & said: when was the last time you saw Paris? Me, thi… https://t.co/lHBG2gAX6F
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10/7
2019
when you click on someone's profile and the "follows you" is gone https://t.co/hwyrm5FMyO
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10/6
2019
every cat at 3am https://t.co/AJttXsgTDp
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10/5
2019
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10/3
2019
@flamingaycheeto ok sorry i wont promote dep anymore @flamingaycheeto what do u mean lol @flamingaycheeto Bill is an exception @flamingaycheeto frederick bad @flamingaycheeto the second finest live in towson @flamingaycheeto yep only the finest live here @flamingaycheeto ummm its a surprise? @flamingaycheeto ok i’ll pay u afterThinking about how the Dutch police arrested a bird for taking part in a robbery, put it in a jail cell with bread… https://t.co/rdlLogn9of
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9/30
2019
🚨BREAKING🚨 Spider-Man is BACK! Disney and Sony reach a deal and Spider-Man 3 from Marvel Studios will be released… https://t.co/NbTZ9x8RKd
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9/27
2019
oh god he found my house https://t.co/Op077NPHUQ
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9/26
2019
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9/25
2019
@goodbeanalt rice: *exits* shrimp: I have got to fry this
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9/24
2019
when everyone starts singing along 🥺 thank u @tylerthecreator ❤️ https://t.co/VWEsIpZ4kk
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9/23
2019
amazing! https://t.co/mTKgjm0HWg
9/22
2019
The only meme you ever need https://t.co/weQBmV94FI
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9/21
2019
fuck it. bacteriophage time ,'/ \`. |\/___\/| \'\ /`/ `.\ /,'… https://t.co/6vcS3hGyV7
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9/16
2019
me, as a child: I beat all my sisters at hide and seek today! my dad: that’s good, but your brother Daniel is the reigning champ me: who
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9/12
2019
how to get a gf: █    █  █  █  _… https://t.co/2IIeYxaUcw
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9/11
2019
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9/10
2019
@ieroliner no u
9/6
2019
I wanna send this shit to my next gf https://t.co/xgkQHVefAJBOSS: really nice work on that presentation. i’m impressed. ME (bad at taking compliments): shut the fuck up
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9/5
2019
Your crush Yourself 🤝 Not liking you
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9/4
2019
Anime Opening: あなたは実際にこれを翻訳しました My dumbass pretending to know the lyrics: https://t.co/uMB7se4u0T
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9/2
2019

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