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Oh you wanna have premarital sex? https://t.co/lwzByZu9BE
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damn i guess kermit really do be cute doe https://t.co/GF4VWxWWwF
also lmao at tobyfox being my #1 artist of 2018 cuz thats what i listen to when i study https://t.co/2QdQsee7Qri’M dIfFeReNt https://t.co/Dd0swZxQIR
bulldog does the fattest line of 2019 https://t.co/ZPZkoUdz1c
@katenovia hell yes!
@KarskyNick https://t.co/egYjmvJa8h @KarskyNick https://t.co/qehMZ2OTuowhen u the first one in the discord server voice chat https://t.co/5yIbWAauw4
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LMAOOOOO WHAT THE FUCKKK https://t.co/1YfzADL5Vx
Free Sassy. Our prison abolitionist KWEEN https://t.co/3rEAS9XXTc
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Day 9 of #NoNutNovember
Too much energy. Might have to burn my chakra on being productive. The power of the Gods i… https://t.co/hpegjEEw0c
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fuck it. tiny hogs hanging out https://t.co/3mpiZBD9Ud
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This is an emergency! A true emergency.
The State of Texas is about to execute an innocent man in 16 days.
Join… https://t.co/JEWEGMWUxN
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why the fuck did this actually make me sad they’re just cursed emojis https://t.co/FNmB4Z8jct
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[trick or treating]
guy handing out candy: who are u supposed to be
[every light on the street goes out at once.… https://t.co/IjMwK06Mf7
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college rotc kids be like damn I got war due on Tuesday
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Constantly feeling Feelings of
Overworked / Not doing
Burned out En… https://t.co/p5VZOazLId
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my body is not a temple it is luigi’s mansion
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@flamingaycheeto Alrighty! @flamingaycheeto I say alrightyimagine admitting that u need he.....🤢🤢🤢 hel... 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 i cant even say it 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
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pirate: when someone steals my p
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This tiktok never fails to make me feel like I've been transported to another dimension. https://t.co/kzwIIZCuNO
Retweeted by jonasNow Imagine This. A Japanese Guy Really Into American Culture Learns English Through Family Guy And Constantly Speaks Like Peter Griffin.
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They call me velocity because I’m trynna km/s
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My husband just took a sip of red wine, turned, looked at me & said: when was the last time you saw Paris?
Me, thi… https://t.co/lHBG2gAX6F
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when you click on someone's profile and the "follows you" is gone https://t.co/hwyrm5FMyO
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@flamingaycheeto ok sorry i wont promote dep anymore @flamingaycheeto what do u mean lol @flamingaycheeto Bill is an exception @flamingaycheeto frederick bad @flamingaycheeto the second finest live in towson @flamingaycheeto yep only the finest live here @flamingaycheeto ummm its a surprise? @flamingaycheeto ok i’ll pay u afterThinking about how the Dutch police arrested a bird for taking part in a robbery, put it in a jail cell with bread… https://t.co/rdlLogn9of
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🚨BREAKING🚨
Spider-Man is BACK!
Disney and Sony reach a deal and Spider-Man 3 from Marvel Studios will be released… https://t.co/NbTZ9x8RKd
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@goodbeanalt rice: *exits*
shrimp: I have got to fry this
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the inventor of pulled pork: I have got to pull this
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when everyone starts singing along 🥺 thank u @tylerthecreator ❤️ https://t.co/VWEsIpZ4kk
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amazing! https://t.co/mTKgjm0HWg
fuck it.
bacteriophage time
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me, as a child: I beat all my sisters at hide and seek today!
my dad: that’s good, but your brother Daniel is the reigning champ
me: who
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@ieroliner no u
I wanna send this shit to my next gf https://t.co/xgkQHVefAJBOSS: really nice work on that presentation. i’m impressed.
ME (bad at taking compliments): shut the fuck up
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Your crush Yourself
🤝
Not liking you
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Anime Opening: あなたは実際にこれを翻訳しました
My dumbass pretending to know the lyrics: https://t.co/uMB7se4u0T
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