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At The Sunday Times; hitched to @rosamunddean; wrote a book; text me in a crisis

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@SophiaIgnatidou Right. I’ll get started thenAs lockdown nears an end of sorts, everyone can feel relieved that I wrote absolutely none of my novelWhen I first came to this country my skills were principally playing with Lego and playing the French horn, badly.… https://t.co/NlgFaGjZa7
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7/1
2020
@PatriciaNicol Onward! (As in that’s the film) It’s mostly to get the kids out the house @sarahjphughes Thanks Sarah! He’s such a joy to talk to these days. @JasonCritic Onward - which I’ve already seen, but good to get the kids out the house @alimkheraj Impossible Soul is 25 mins and mostly song - I’m thinking these are songs @StephenRMoulton That’s the album of random noises he made with his stepdad - this is a different projectI have absolutely no idea how many times I’ve listened to Carrie & Lowell in lockdown but, let me tell you, it’s loads @Steve_Cummins @brighteyesband Thanks Steve - he’s always great to talk toFinally, something good in 2020 - SUFJAN IS BACK https://t.co/rBNE5qiDKxI have run out of words to describe this television show https://t.co/EFtFiiwWNV @angelinifl Vue not opening until the 10th, Frankie. Did a piece on it last SundayJust booked tickets to go the cinema on Saturday. What’s a cinema?
6/30
2020
Cor https://t.co/1OEjtfMQ8k
Retweeted by Jonathan Dean @rob_fitzpatrick Understandable, me too @rob_fitzpatrick Oh Rob, Ep4… good luck! @ketteridge It’s fantasticThere’s a really interesting Rose McGowan interview happening on this right now... https://t.co/57NMrdp6zU @gregjames Basically a nice duvetWe have to find a way to stop musicians doing gigs at home https://t.co/BhFnoTgbG0 @andrewdickens Amazing isn’t she? Freddie Who?Still thinking about this David Bowie live version of Under Pressure https://t.co/uoyU7TmzB7 @FionaCowood She’s got a point though
6/29
2020
@MrGodfrey Yes it’s great isn’t. And the little alien who keeps popping upThis version of Heroes is better than the one by OasisI mean seriously @Gail_Ann_Dorsey FUCKING HELL #underpressure #glastonbury #davidbowie
Retweeted by Jonathan Dean @julianstockton Did he do it again? Also, what tours did it feature on most? @JohannaTC That’s something to celebrate! It’s interesting because we like Bowie a lot but it’s not like he’s playe… https://t.co/SFskQnj7Ys @devilmatt Had all the other kids come as Earthling-era Bowie? @TomThorogood Ha ha. We explained it to him and then popped Blackstar on in the car and he promptly fell asleep but… https://t.co/ob0KjobNJwIt’s this btw David Bowie (26) (Little People, BIG DREAMS) https://t.co/9J3Xclo9spMy 5yo got this David Bowie kids book last week and he’s become obsessed. Thinks he has the same eyes as him (he do… https://t.co/e10x4rJzeY @JamesFHall I worry we’re just embarrassing ourselves now @joetarring Fair point @JamesFHall Their weakness is none of our businessMusic aside, the most astonishing thing about this David Bowie set is that his support act were Embrace @julianstockton Oh and they’re obsessed with David aren’t they??"It's not about us, it's about them." - what Bowie said to us, his band, about the Glastonbury audience, just befor… https://t.co/6G4wW3Fi9f
Retweeted by Jonathan Dean @julianstockton These are terrific insightsWill YOU go back to the cinema? Spoke to a few people (Vue, Curzon, Judd Apatow) to see what the future may hold https://t.co/tgzjfxvgQ1
Retweeted by Jonathan DeanI’ve listened to the new Bright Eyes album a lot in lockdown and when Conor shouts, ‘What’s it like to live with me… https://t.co/gol2LwU1cy @MartGray Thanks Martin. Will you go back? @grantfeller @brighteyesband Really is such a great album isn’t it? New one has some top tier Bright Eyes songs for sureInterested to know what agenda was being pushed in The Imitation Game https://t.co/Z5inc1qM4N @jamie_graham9 You can come and get these ones if you like“I’ve always betted on a dystopian future. I wish I wasn’t right.” Had a wry, intense Zoom with CONOR OBERST to di… https://t.co/yG6PHXdvRaReviewed Sex and Vanity by Kevin Kwan in ⁦@ST_Culture⁩ today https://t.co/CwszfOw19K
Retweeted by Jonathan DeanWill YOU go back to the cinema? Spoke to a few people (Vue, Curzon, Judd Apatow) to see what the future may hold https://t.co/tgzjfxvgQ1 @GuyLodge Or, soon, dead
6/28
2020
@DaniGraph Better than a spitting cobra I guess? @DaniGraph How the hell did that get there? @DaisyDudeLilley Bird feeder’s in the bin, that’s for sure @nickcurtis There’s one free in Bristol! @TomThorogood Yes, there’s always something. Why massacre mosquitoes, I was once asked, when we’re barely allowed to touch snailsAbsolute lockdown highlight btw was me going out in my pants, holding a big bowl and a bread knife (me neither) and… https://t.co/wpZxXN2RHX @SmellyMoss Yeah. They absolutely don’t give a shit about anything, the shits @rosiekinchen Burn it all @rosiekinchen That’s cheaper than the £200 we spent on the rat man and his traps. I hear this is common though - th… https://t.co/jqVsXL9HULThis belongs in a museum https://t.co/RJKfsiEtUl"Hey 2020, got anything else?” “Sure - how about rats in your garden?” “No thanks” “Sorry!"EXCLUSIVE: A senior civil service whistle-blower tells the Sunday Times how "arrogant" Jenrick overruled UK's top p… https://t.co/M7gf1HkZha
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6/27
2020
@sarah_donaldson It was Sunday wasn’t it? Sensible! @julianstockton It’s just so odd, given his general high levels of sycophancy @AllyFarrell Honestly? I find him unbearable @Martin_Hemming Guess he just really loves Queens of the Stone Age @julianstockton Snap! https://t.co/YZEMUYLFyn https://t.co/5K2ZIr5f2I @HannahSwerls It’s a real Lowe @Maria_Mouskos $$$$$$$$$$$$$ @ruddick Not a highlight for Zane @HannahSwerls Voila https://t.co/4BcAd5s6Ym @Maria_Mouskos https://t.co/4BcAd5s6YmNever forget that Zane Lowe saw this Beyoncé set and basically laughed at it @IncrementVice @jamie_graham9Oh Bubbles, off The Wire - the best character arc in TV history https://t.co/L53IaGhQQjBut hopes are high! Given I consider Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and Adaptation works of flawless geniusIt’s 705 pages longJust to make the world even more confusing, I’m going to read Charlie Kaufman’s novel https://t.co/2Z4MqxjxWAThe singer @YusufCatStevens tells @JonathanDean_ about re-recording his hit album 50 years on https://t.co/owQ9EbCi49
Retweeted by Jonathan Dean @jamieeast I think mostly to do with a rise in US case isn’t it? @jamieeast I know! And, selfishly speaking, I have a big article this Sunday about cinemas reopening that I am rath… https://t.co/jtFWUl5wN9I guess Wonder Woman 1984 was delayed again because they thought Tenet might be delayed again and, sure, they were… https://t.co/bLob2FAZqKTENET has been delayed 2 more weeks, at which point... well, I’m curious what WB and Nolan think will change in tha… https://t.co/HuYjeVJ62g
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6/26
2020
The one good thing about there being no Glastonbury this year is we’re spared all the columns by people who go to G… https://t.co/nfpRBnItjW @TomThorogood Don’t get me started on pears @LeonieMarianne Oh I have definitely enjoyed Will Ferrell films… in the past @LeonieMarianne It’s a Will Ferrell film about EurovisionGuys, if you thought this week couldn’t get any worse, the Will Ferrell Eurovision film is out tomorrow @DrGABaines 62.5% of Djokovic is Covid
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6/25
2020
@copywriterLDN Thanks Dean - no idea what to do for Father’s Day next year...
6/24
2020
@Andr6wMale It is much worse than Space Force @ScarRoseRussell Oh. I liked basically nothing about it @Tom_Shone Yes it was endlessly flat and, also, really messy. Plus, smug. And it l should have tried so hard not to be smugThis was IRRESISTIBLE by the way, by Jon Stewart. Please do resist it https://t.co/4g921Lrmmp“I’ll have a pint of kettles please.... and a packet of those toasters. The pink ones.” https://t.co/xAQHJlqSFm
Retweeted by Jonathan DeanIncredible scenes https://t.co/vojdfGNrsV
Retweeted by Jonathan Dean @mssallyward Yes, its layers and complexities and tonal shifts are extraordinary @HannaFlint I see that Tenet is two hours long. Ignore this @HannaFlint Didn’t realise the Tenet embargo had liftedPhase 2. NYC be safe. https://t.co/7cGUr8pPCl
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6/23
2020

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