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Building the web since the mid-90's. Regional Manager of The Office references. Microsoft Alumni, Stack Overflow mod no 4. Building a better Web @brave 🇧🇷🇺🇸

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Rear-projection, but still cool 🤓 https://t.co/3nkgV4WGPO😂 https://t.co/PwOSG2KiRSWhen I was a boy in Ghana, I once had a massive nail pierce through my foot, and I suffered through a make-shift su… https://t.co/KHTgxP0fBV
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7/5
2020
@arlenparsa No, they obviously didn't.This is not a GIF. I repeat, this is NOT a GIF. Pretty neat effect from a static image; curious how artists come up… https://t.co/FWofLQhPoxpredicting US college education system failure due to COVID after talking to some few family friends, many aren't… https://t.co/jKTtm56WAb
Retweeted by SampsonWatching Mighty Ducks 3 with my kids tonight (watched the first two weeks ago, and the second last week). Laying do… https://t.co/mlE1qrhLXr
7/4
2020
Daily reminder that CNN is trash. Today, compared to 2016. Do any of us truly believe journalists have a sincere, n… https://t.co/DcMSE1jLtE @nickreichart @ElijahSchaffer Fauci hasn't proposed any models to my knowledge; what are you talking about?It looks like @ChickfilA has brought back their peach milkshakes. All is forgiven, 2020. @GlennLoury Get him on the Glenn Show 🙂Some solutions are so simple. Sorting onions by size. https://t.co/6s6YlO4Ikf @oneofthefewDC @treeman94 @ElijahSchaffer I see nothing wrong with Fauci's comments in that NewsWeek post. It doesn… https://t.co/Wv0egA7ylp @Sandy95455811 @treeman94 @ElijahSchaffer I'm aware of the fake studies which caused many reputable entities to sto… https://t.co/Xu9pJUk03A @treeman94 @ElijahSchaffer Source, please. Fauci was hopefully optimistic on HCQ in the early days, though making i… https://t.co/LbBihTyc0w @ElijahSchaffer Why?How is it no streaming platform (not even Apple TV) has The Meteor Man from 1993!? Fortunately, I was able to find… https://t.co/0wXQb4N8HT @briankardell Closest thing that comes to mind is Chris and Dave's ShopTalkShow, where users can/could call-in and… https://t.co/4ApHJ1gS5L @JohnDCook I liked that, but I didn't like-like that 🙂I canNOT be the only kid who did this https://t.co/BnPW005Shf
Retweeted by Sampsonif y’all can retweet this enough times that Disney calls, that’d be greatly appreciated https://t.co/GrKlIRxg3J
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7/3
2020
@tdubwilms Yeah, I was thinking that too. I assume they're appealing to my generation, which listened to Lincoln Pa… https://t.co/RwI58QhrcJTrump Team read an After Effects tutorial or two, and is putting out some incredible campaign ads. https://t.co/W4KXttiLf5I'm checking out Parler; I created an account with the same name: https://t.co/5u0RgYYNHY. The site is okay, but ha… https://t.co/wyvfFHMmOjCollege students are paying to attend "COVID Parties" to get sick, and spread the virus. Are they trying to expedit… https://t.co/XRkJUGuIGl @SummrWrites I found a website that will put Furtick out of a job: https://t.co/gW5DsjFrO1. @ErrataRob @zooko @remindmetweets lol https://t.co/IKNLL00YmT I suppose it works better if you wish to be reminded… https://t.co/UPcbZbSioDHahahahahahahahaha *inhales* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! "Filling My PC with Beans and Hiring a Repair Man to Fix it" https://t.co/RDVWTvaUtl
7/2
2020
@iPadMatt I got the mini a long time ago; needed something light to do some reading on mostly. I often go into Sett… https://t.co/YBOYaRodzD @stshank ಠ_ಠ I should have clarified; it's the "finish setting up" part that bothers me. Telling me about the wond… https://t.co/01AO7k2TheApple: “Finish setting up your iPad!” Me: *clicks button* Apple: “SWEAR ALLEGIANCE TO APPLE PAY!” @ErrataRob @zooko @remindmetweets So, that appears not to work very well. @ErrataRob @zooko @remindmetweets 5 minutes @ErrataRob @zooko There's a Twitter bot that can be summoned to do this. @slicknet VWPXJ? I wonder if this could be difficult for some people, but fairly easy for others. Perhaps a matter… https://t.co/iqaiWTNwUXSpeed Cubers coming to Netflix: https://t.co/9XbUv2fnfm
Retweeted by Sampson @ACupofKofi Rocking that one now 😊Imagine sitting across the table from somebody casually detailing how they dissect unwanted babies, and watch as th… https://t.co/DEd6u2AIH7Wife was going through a box of my old CDs in the garage and came across a collection of Darwin Hobbs discs. Glad s… https://t.co/bgOWzA0IFPThe humble Command Prompt has some super powers of which I was not aware before today: https://t.co/qvJlBbr8B5. @rossnixon I'm sure it is, but then I wouldn't have a really awesome computer in my house 😂 @chrislawsonknox Sentiment Analysis would let you isolate and appreciate the dumpster fire even more 😂[11510/11521] LINK(DLL) chrome.dll chrome.dll.lib chrome.dll.pdb https://t.co/PyRvvqs44LSentiment Analysis would be nice too. "Show me positive Tweets. Hide negative or abrasive Tweets for the next week." @chrislawsonknox Yeah, Sentiment Analysis would be nice. "Show me only positive Tweets." @rossnixon Depends on the diff-size; if I pull in latest Chromium master, it takes hours, and hours. Incremental bu… https://t.co/WSrFIycApC @sinclairinat0r I was reading Google's README on building Chromium, and got to the bit where they say "64GB is not… https://t.co/YT5qtdZhzLIdea for Twitter: "Follow this person during <temporal condition>," for following people during business hours, wee… https://t.co/HW9lEjiaNaMy heart says "buy and assemble a new machine to build Chromium," but my bank says "AAAHHHHHH!".
7/1
2020
My house is now down to its final 64 rolls of toilet paper. Things are getting serious. @uribrito Great write-up! I watched that interview yesterday, and kept wishing there were a third voice involved. @nntaleb It's such a painfully obvious scam, yet YouTube continues to fail at containing this nonsense. https://t.co/0us3OxNszt @SlowToWrite Wait, would this reasoning cause us to conclude that Eddie Brock as Venom is blackface? https://t.co/Hd3ZivVCoh @PeterSallaiMEd What surprised me most was that the majority of the consoles he purchased weren't event broken. The… https://t.co/XIBoO9HOJiThe video: https://t.co/vVonjunEzQ. There are relatively few people who are brave enough to approach a problem, and… https://t.co/K5atUm10QaThis is pretty incredible. Fella buys 22 "broken" PS4s for $2,387. Only 1 is irreparably broken. Most of the others… https://t.co/AVborgc0WMFixing Apple's Engineering in an Hour https://t.co/Odzu9NOw8D — c’mon, Apple hardware people, your loyal fans and t… https://t.co/MbwvhFHwfc
Retweeted by SampsonJust as true all these years later. https://t.co/NPO0KcWmNxI've watched @kanyewest's new video 3 times. Each time I see it in a different way. This man is an artist. I am off… https://t.co/iunyp44heL @RitaPanahi Nice gif. Is that Cuomo with his COVID sculpture? 😂 @ImKingGinger @getongab If I'm not mistaken, they were removed due to content posted on their platform which violat… https://t.co/2suZrqcJiWSomeone... just reported this to us on https://t.co/j2mp5fySEF https://t.co/aOjjgJFUyn
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6/30
2020
@shots_of_brandi Same. AirBnB for but cats and dogs. @marclamonthill, I really enjoyed the dialogue with @RealCandaceO. It's refreshing to see two people with very diff… https://t.co/IaGsRlnesYFinally we have an answer! https://t.co/XEZwB7px55 @DLoesch I thought the typos were odd too; I mean, they couldn't even nail down the first line. @desiraethinking Property owners released a statement recently too (TL;DR is they support BLM, and were responding… https://t.co/Ynb4347vmaLOL. Love how they slipped in some Fortnite. Although, that's a rather outdated clip; looked like the small barn ou… https://t.co/rM6fB2ANZa
6/29
2020
Going through 2020 like… https://t.co/sCWUNX5cM0 @DaisyBelleLace @TheCheekyTaurus @mVespa1 Oh, are we doing this again? *sigh*Note, when I say "17K papers" I'm referring to 17K different newspaper publishers; not printed papers. Millions of… https://t.co/sKTIYUbGdPI curiously queried over 17K papers from 1925 to 2020 for the terms "racism" and "president racist". We saw a spike… https://t.co/cSby5BcWqH @Grummz In fact, what somebody labels a dog-whistle often tells me more about them than it does the thing to which they're referring. @Grummz In my experience, when somebody calls something a dog-whistle, it usually isn't.Today I tried to git clone Chromium onto the same drive which holds Fortnite. https://t.co/rqrJfeY5nphttps://t.co/B5acqz4LlE — good timing by perfectly safe audience guy who unmasks to take a drink of water. People a… https://t.co/N7GTY2JiCk
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6/28
2020
Happy to be part of this match! GO USA!! https://t.co/rmIvl2kVuJ
Retweeted by Sampson @WebReflection I think what caused much of the issues with verification was how they let it evolve into an endorsem… https://t.co/D0i5rX6RfC @WebReflection I agree 100% 🙂 I just recalled reading long ago that they're quite sensitive on this matter. Their e… https://t.co/wcTrwvJLDX @WebReflection Careful, imitating a verified badge is punishable by Twitter's terms, IIRC.
6/27
2020
I watched Yesterday (2019) with my wife yesterday—great film (ending was unexpected). Today I told her she was "sim… https://t.co/ox7zd1g2pr
6/26
2020
@HopForNothing @MrColionNoir @handleitgrips Oh, thank you for pointing that out. I assumed the link was for the gun or something else.Lovely. My guy walked up with tassels and all, blew everybody away, then just waves and walks off like a complete l… https://t.co/I1yvOM7Icd @MrColionNoir @handleitgrips What safe is that? My digital, fingerprint one is horrible. I'd love to replace it. @MAJTOURE @cyantist @blkgunsmattr Whoa, @cyantist is incredible 🙂 Keep up the great work, Maj!Bashing PHP and JavaScript is a cheap way to feign superiority and intelligence. I said what I said. Fight me.Elephants have their trunks; giraffes have their long necks – and human beings have their ability to do this... (… https://t.co/PYSvj9FxfL
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6/25
2020
@bradleymeck I assume you could getComputedStyle, and read out the zoom level, but that is terribly involved. @bradleymeck Oh, sorry. I missed that you were talking about the CSS zoom property. I thought you were zooming the… https://t.co/z9BnUpYjMy @bradleymeck Multiply by devicePixelRatio, right?Advice to the young: You don’t have to listen to anybody. You can learn everything from your own personal experienc… https://t.co/GvC5XoJFxh
Retweeted by SampsonTwitter is falling apart, by design. https://t.co/7EOriYBjGE @tomselliott https://t.co/WOGlbw1IeG @karol https://t.co/WOGlbw1IeG @SlowToWrite https://t.co/fecWC0ixPS
6/24
2020
@GaDawgforTrump @PHXGTR @scrowder I'm old enough to question photos circulating on Twitter 🙂 Not saying it's fake,… https://t.co/hP0FOCy7RB @GaDawgforTrump @PHXGTR @scrowder Thank you. Somebody else just shared this photo with me; do you have an official source for this? @Egon084 @scrowder Ah, thank you. Official source?
6/23
2020

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