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Co-host of Patch Notes at @NoCartridge. Sports/gaming writer; free agent. | JLBernhardt at gmail dot com

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@MitchelDurnell yeah the structure of him is very good, it's just the sort of humor he uses to mask what a bad pers… https://t.co/UlgmLwA2bBReplaying some Borderlands 2 because of the new DLC and I had forgotten the degree to which Dameon Clarke elevated… https://t.co/f8F4ksctDtJESUS CHRIST https://t.co/xwrW1WmipP
Retweeted by Nathan BernhardtYour annual reminder. https://t.co/UI0lYCkyWu
Retweeted by Nathan Bernhardteventually this league's gonna have to have a frank discussion about the ownership culture it has permitted to flou… https://t.co/tZXpvevrxO @leokitty yeah, and also like, if this does well and gets sequels, do you want to commit to having Evans Cap and RD… https://t.co/9k9O7Xve0cThere are a whole lot of things that don't look good about the Crystal Dynamics Avengers game, but it honest to god… https://t.co/t36lLPWDG7Juan Then is FIFTH (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) player that Jerry Dipoto has traded away and then traded b… https://t.co/Su1sdtOTIW
Retweeted by Nathan BernhardtYo as an English major I gotta fucking sit down and stare in awe at "gotta put narratives in any show possible". It… https://t.co/5HXsUZ8Ocn
Retweeted by Nathan Bernhardtpimping homeruns doesn’t matter the planet is dying.
Retweeted by Nathan BernhardtThe only way the playing time math works out with this when everyone's healthy is that the Yankees send down or tra… https://t.co/oyyf8lLr4eOne of the many, many reasons it was baffling that the new front office actively pushed Adam Jones away is that hav… https://t.co/rHSVbqKYHI
6/16
2019
especially when the fictional characters start doing bad things. for instance in the first episode of the BOSCH sho… https://t.co/ALmbHH1SyFthis has always struck me as a singularly unnerving and invasive way of writing fictional characters https://t.co/uXu3ShgfKZwish i could have been at the meeting where some hallmark exec was like “ok so you know how a lot of dads are like... embarrassing bigots”
Retweeted by Nathan Bernhardtthis one was really... something https://t.co/x6yURYneou
Retweeted by Nathan BernhardtTop shelf stupid take, to be clear this is also an argument against ALL universal public spending—public parks, pub… https://t.co/Lm9LcNidJc
Retweeted by Nathan Bernhardt @RedbirdMenace they just won't trust any video at all. unclear whether that's better or worse than the alternative @RedbirdMenace if that was true not a single person would have deleted their post because of your tweet @RedbirdMenace give it four yearsIt's 2:56. Four minutes and counting until I must be lonely. @Whooping_Jane now it would be a 5'11" / 6'0" memeIf JLU had aired in the Twitter era I feel like this would have become a meme https://t.co/mTw0eS0rMtIt's a shame John Candy died when he did for many reasons. Like 462nd on the list is "Cohn Jandy," the best spoonerismhowever stargirl is flying around on her robot and that weirdass knight guy is on her wing on his pegasus, so, can't be TOO madit's also very ellis that the reason WW gets hot for Batman this ep (the overarching storyline of JLU s1/JL s3) is… https://t.co/nppIhWChLNthe w. ellis episode of JLU has a hokey horror open and then spends like two minutes on military failure porn befor… https://t.co/euQp2kkB3a @Whooping_Jane someday we're going to get a kojima game that face captures Tarantino as the shop guy @corbinasmith uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… https://t.co/hFTUFlM0fa @Whooping_Jane being a weird freak in ways men would only invent years later...a true revolutionaryThe actual reason is to have the Wonder Twins vs. Aquaman, Black Lightning vs. Batman, etc, but YJ is correct in it… https://t.co/PXc5fvD7iWOne of the reasons YJ is better than JLU is that YJ never conjures up stupid reasons for a fight scene that doesn't… https://t.co/QosSYECEdPwhen you definitely don’t fuck https://t.co/5ZFI8vOL3n
Retweeted by Nathan Bernhardtthis sucks ass in general but also because gaten is a good dude who’s done a ton for awareness and charity around c… https://t.co/5T8GLXkHfn
Retweeted by Nathan BernhardtIt's honestly impossible for any comedian/comedy show to parody our modern hell in a funnier way than this, and if… https://t.co/U6aJZTYLTO
Retweeted by Nathan Bernhardt @enosarris @moonrakerbeer actually, that's beerI have to say though, this is a hell of a way to learn the cutting edge of racial slursthis isn't a slam on Dickinson, his presentation is fine, I'm just a grumpI'm kind of exhausted at being asked to be surprised that the clearly racist fascists are clearly racist fascists.… https://t.co/WyaIOooWSron the one hand yes, but on the other hand...kind of expected? We're all aware of what kind of people the Border Pa… https://t.co/LBpYLP9x6SIf Steph Curry were truly an all-time great, he would have broken his hand punching a white board in the Finals and then gotten swept.
Retweeted by Nathan Bernhardt @uzionmain it wasn't a subtweet, I was just too lazy to look up EVA's premier date until now,there he is. the only good Wife Guy https://t.co/Iz1SwDNalw
Retweeted by Nathan Bernhardttired: Evangelion on Netflix on June 21 wired: second half of Young Justice S3 on DC universe on July 2
6/15
2019
Ok, Internet. Time to learn the difference between concentration camps and death (“extermination”) camps. Germany… https://t.co/Zsr7Lj72pV
Retweeted by Nathan BernhardtOakland cop: Masai Ujiri didn't produce a credential and struck our officer Masai Ujiri: Quite literally holding h… https://t.co/RDdWkOhczH
Retweeted by Nathan BernhardtFor no particular reason, thinking about this massive timeline I worked on that charts how the media helped create… https://t.co/jeUmvfgqQd
Retweeted by Nathan BernhardtColor me highly surprised then, especially that Warren is the one being given the layup group. Maybe they did choose it at random after all! @corbinasmith "wants LeBron with good vets," a shorter sad story than Hemingway*sees somebody on twitter who is more successful than me* I gotta get off this website *switches to Instagram and… https://t.co/wRolploarT
Retweeted by Nathan Bernhardt @jmcchrist obviously the hockey people say it's just because they're tougher but you can get by without doing too m… https://t.co/4JnpSRoLbU @jmcchrist it's even worse there given the nature of how skating works @mtsw i mean given the raw numbers involved in NYC, that's pretty exclusive!which isn't to say Klay isn't a badass just that the specific injury is the sort that for top-tier pro athletes doe… https://t.co/RSqQqTsPOg"guy thinks he's a bit hurt but he's fine while testing it going only in a straight line on maximum adrenaline" is… https://t.co/46rL8n0psyplease they just shook their heads and said "the metrics might indicate we re-evaluate this investment" https://t.co/clxyPiq3bYsuttree is fucking me up https://t.co/auTnwnUjhi
Retweeted by Nathan BernhardtSome said he'd never win a title. Some said he was washed up. But he kept grinding. He kept going. Now, Jeremy L… https://t.co/oH8eKAd7E8
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Retweeted by Nathan Bernhardti would like to revisit the rumor from a week ago among Washington Wizards fans that the team was delaying its GM h… https://t.co/S5G8WvSKq6
Retweeted by Nathan BernhardtThe Toronto Raptors won an NBA championship from their inception faster than a single Canadian team won the Stanley Cup
Retweeted by Nathan Bernhardtemotionally preparing for drake to drop some dumb song
Retweeted by Nathan Bernhardtyou are a newspaper sports section https://t.co/VYn10fFzqT
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6/14
2019
my feelings on reylo are that while it's possible to stick the landing on a relationship which began with the guy s… https://t.co/Fzy1FGxELj @sonuvafitch @BrandyLJensen gotta be careful with this, because then it leads to discussing shia lebeouf in constantine more @THE_Stefano_DLC unless it's a mysterio illuuuuuuusion! i hate illusion villainsI will be highly surprised if Warren and Sanders aren't in the same group for the upcoming debate and if the modera… https://t.co/XURtz3CKRc @esjhanez it gets better as the series goes on, at least. but stillI'm a bit puzzled by the premise of a socialist advocacy group wanting to meet with a real estate lobbying org in t… https://t.co/ZhMB5ZmC8XI am declining to participate, as only ruin comes from sealing a pact with the fae gentry or their familiars https://t.co/BtYF1ZNHzF @taterpie i...and in Iowa at least, where he's campaigning, de Blasio recently has distinguished himself by being one of the two… https://t.co/op6W1qMpkP"establishment guy who positions himself as on the party's left wing" sure, he's at 0% because no one believes him… https://t.co/upMb18L1ZZ @taterpie i did notlmao https://t.co/QMjVbmq5UF @tedlieu And the beginning of said tweet has you saying that they need to be "held accountable," which this country… https://t.co/NdPJ2sud9xim not saying the saudis false flagged their own tankers but you are talking about a guy so bloodthirsty and audaci… https://t.co/hl7Jwt30JQ
Retweeted by Nathan Bernhardtthe very real fight that's going to break out about curbing the abuse of the 2001 AUMF to start any war anywhere on… https://t.co/DsAQB4Pp1pwhen your nemesis successfully completes the first stage of their surprise revenge masterplan, and begins laying th… https://t.co/IhzhjC30thspeaking of Delaney though, "rich gormless dilettante politician who panics and takes Republicans at face value whe… https://t.co/tluE7g3Kruthis freak drank fracking runoff in a bizarre attempt to own the left wing of the party and their policy concerns.… https://t.co/46JV7gGxn2this is an excellent response but this is like fetish shit for guys like Hickenlooper. Delaney looked shook by the… https://t.co/XKYTVljnXDI ate twelve apples with a knife and a fork for dinner last night as I psychoanalyzed the persona we have created f… https://t.co/eN1vaiTLft
Retweeted by Nathan Bernhardt @alyssakeiko who is outside my house providing sensible writing advice?? i will NEVER keep goingupdate: I now hate this and had to talk myself out of deleting it from the draft, so the creative process is proceeding as plannedIncredibly here for this Atlantic article about how unserious Sanders's socialism speech was that posits that the m… https://t.co/1zxv15yUl9anyway I'm looking forward for the inevitable Haberman article singing Huckabee Sanders's praises because at this p… https://t.co/1eCit2Up7vI'd wonder who Huckabee Sanders's replacement would be but if there's one thing this country isn't short on it's st… https://t.co/HaRQ1YmPH5frankly we just got lucky with the Lusitania actually being sunk by a German U-boat because we were going to use th… https://t.co/Xdfsd5SsCa @emilygmonster as a former theater kid I feel like this is what happens if you get ultra successful as a theater ki… https://t.co/TxXxBuHUxKI would be more skeptical of this being a false flag if this country didn't have a literal established gimmick of "… https://t.co/6uVvEzftbp @taterpie That isn't even their justification! Their justification is this self-fellating "reporters are talking ab… https://t.co/ElZCXCGzLjthe headline undersells the even bolder claim that WARREN has been making early primary race unfold on mobile devic… https://t.co/F1tA0Tad5Ryes, so, the joker, https://t.co/P3QTAvJWIBit must be nice to be able to PR flack literally any dumbass pitch for your campaign onto the pages of the NYT beca… https://t.co/udhAV0hudqhe wasn't even the first this cycle. he's not even the first guy with an app! https://t.co/vpNR247wvothis is how the joker would tweet https://t.co/tCFHKf08ENMost of the ones that immediately come to mind probably violate this site's ToS nowI guess we probably need a term specifically for people who acknowledge that climate change is real, acknowledge th… https://t.co/kS8fJowyJFor, of course, you're a denier and you just don't want to come out and say it
6/13
2019

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