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Co-host of Patch Notes at @NoCartridge. Sports/gaming writer; free agent. | JLBernhardt at gmail dot com

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I'm going to say that it's a very good thing that the aesthetic of Remnant isn't completely married to urban grit https://t.co/0A0gQIoPIfoh hello there, wizard tower which apparated in from another dimension https://t.co/VdBnEHQSSHdo you ever feel like a game thinks you're stupid https://t.co/twRHhCYPetgood to see the lads getting on https://t.co/FxOUIhwtLaTim Ryan represents Ohio, has bug eyes, and writes a lot of weird books; Seth Moulton represents Massachusetts, has… https://t.co/6wIfP260MfMy superpower? I'm glad you asked. It's knowing the difference between Tim Ryan, Seth Moulton, and Josh GottheimerI often wish I’d traded what was left of my pulped brain for more cash, which I assure you can very easily be spent… https://t.co/RRZ1B0Q7qu
Retweeted by Nathan Bernhardtfree granny and her boys you bastards https://t.co/ptWdnyDhoi
Retweeted by Nathan Bernhardtyes, you can watch the full single episode of the show that critics raved "disastrously exceeded the limits of iron… https://t.co/YAjGkBzxdnhttps://t.co/YQ1xxGROlm!"Geoff Atkinson maintains that the aim of the show was not to shock, but to examine the appeasement surrounding Hit… https://t.co/jwwzavP1c6"The show spoofs elements of mid-20th century American sitcoms and is driven by Hitler's inability to get along with his neighbours.""Heil Honey I'm Home! is a British sitcom, written by Geoff Atkinson and produced in 1990, which was cancelled afte… https://t.co/Q14lxA8cEdin fairness and to put this into context, in 1990 the British satellite TV network "Galaxy" aired one episode of a… https://t.co/zID4jjTnCKSir Robert Maxwell’s #FBI file is getting more classified by the minute https://t.co/hWTB5MVjF5 https://t.co/Tg9tbgLfDi
Retweeted by Nathan Bernhardt(or "You again" or "Ughh," it's clearly not quite supposed to be on this long of a leash)favorite weird interaction so far in Remnant: the antisocial mechanic at the base who yells at you if you disturb h… https://t.co/ApHL0AkCUy @keightdee yeah. the font is generously sized for UX reasons, but we're talking double-sided pages here @flangy I can't tell if you mean Aquinas here or not but I'm gonna roll with it @jonbernhardt Disney acquiring the Catholic Church and declaring Aristotle a Disney Legend
Retweeted by Nathan Bernhardtthis has already happened, class of 2015 https://t.co/izXmexLHuDthe grand total of work that Jack Kirby did for The Walt Disney Company during his lifetime appears to be: "He illu… https://t.co/MEOKFGLNXP @Hegelbon so we're gonna have to have another fundraising stream, is what you're saying,almostDisney's two step of posthumously awarding Jack Kirby the Disney Legend (tm) Award in 2017 then referring to him as… https://t.co/z5OmDj5gbq @lukemcclung yeah. they're also like...weirdly spaced out? You get the diary in the Ward, the Founder's diary, and… https://t.co/3KTj3tEHaII'm fine reading lots of stuff but you gotta break it up a little bit just for pacing reasonsRemnant: From the Ashes's story stuff is just kind of There -- it's very much of a kind with most of the ruined urb… https://t.co/Sf6zlifZNOto the extent that the insult should be considered on its merits, though, it's especially ludicrous to level it aga… https://t.co/yGzdTTbC5Kit's not a legit question, as the answer is both completely unknowable and of absolutely no utility. what it is, ho… https://t.co/dEqpegMdWKHot takes from 2012 that just won in a stunner: Robert Griffin III will have longer NFL career than Andrew Luck. #nfl
Retweeted by Nathan Bernhardt @jeffgerstmann was this broadcast on a 12 year delay or somethingconspiracy theory Andrew Luck retiring to get healthy and then join his dad in the XFL
8/25
2019
literally all this entire sony/disney deal means, afaict, is that the next two spidey movies will be contractually… https://t.co/Y2HT0CR0bT
Retweeted by Nathan Bernhardt“As far as the uniforms!?” https://t.co/erD5LeOX2S
Retweeted by Nathan Bernhardt>disney legend just threw up in my mouth a little https://t.co/eLjaOYEzje
Retweeted by Nathan BernhardtThe Democratic Party's centrist caucus -- which has openly criticized the Green New Deal for being unrealistic and… https://t.co/G6qDPFvnyX
Retweeted by Nathan BernhardtI cannot believe I have to explain this but the Solo twins would be their theoretical children, not they themselvesanyway as I've noted before I'm in an alliance of convenience with the Reylo people because it's pretty much the on… https://t.co/d8KBgP57kG @flangy eh, he got betterat the very least this new trilogy seems like it will have a somewhat novel structure, which is: thesis, then antit… https://t.co/SMqYBBPh3nthe Emperor may have only had important things to do on-screen in ROTJ in the OT but at least he was a constantly-r… https://t.co/vtMZ9QHM5Jemperor palpatine pushing his rey and ren action figures together while mockingly intoning "now kiss" https://t.co/lfDNrSSfAyif the left wing of the party wants to have a serious conversation about climate change they need to put in the yea… https://t.co/ujQjK7dlDrwhenever someone says "Twitter isn't real life," think of the strides made by notable too online guy and personal f… https://t.co/fs7kdvjRssI've now watched through most of episode 3 and my verdict on The Boys is: I'm still fast forwarding through some st… https://t.co/RJsybVDQ6G @Sky_Infantry i agree with the implication that The Economist serves Chaos @spookperson a hero @spookperson on a long enough Neighbor Fucking timeline you'll do it gratisfrankly it'd just bring them full circlewe're five years away from this publication running unsigned op-eds for active extermination https://t.co/cF6lrhzmufi beat him, if you were wondering. still tilted.this game has the true Dark Souls experience, which is getting a boss down to no longer having a visible health bar… https://t.co/ulioPk6AESReally enjoying Remnant: From the Ashes now that I figured out the solo class is the Ex-Cultist. Don't sleep on that Coach Gun.All the good deeds there are can’t replace the lives lost that come with peddling agents of death for profit. https://t.co/3u83SXkCI0
Retweeted by Nathan Bernhardt @NaturallyKatz okay but what if you combined jermaine lewis and jacoby jones into a guy named jermaine jones @NaturallyKatz well, it should be. @NaturallyKatz lewis. jermaine lewis.they just care so much, that's the thinggood to know the Orioles are helping pitchers do literal spring training stuff in August https://t.co/rAW3RNW1YoPlease clap and come to my podcast show tomorrow at 7 PM https://t.co/xOjQ8EjLka https://t.co/84yGT0x4Me
Retweeted by Nathan Bernhardtthe mandalorian trailer reveals very little about the show except that every establishing shot and wide scene that… https://t.co/9UZAZlWcsb @chicken__puppet in fairness i hear that's a lot more about no man's sky than any individual card @PRTejeda yeah that's what i'm afraid of @NaturallyKatz yes, for the funeralI would have to watch it first, and I'm still building up to that. https://t.co/rx9dZ0FxZ5 @MichaelBaumann he should not have been in the Boys, because now i'll eventually have to watch the Boysthey can still fix it, Urban is the perfect age to be playing the family patriarch to a bunch of 18-24 year olds https://t.co/KcclHARQfAwait no, clearly the fake front mag contains all the specialty ammo, like the hotshots. Immersion restoreda fun prop issue is that they built out the Judge handguns from prop pistols with a fake front-loading mag...so whe… https://t.co/EAHXxczx8Drewatching DREDD 2012, more convinced than ever DC missed a step by not having at least two Karl Urban Batman movie… https://t.co/QGiiJIx56g @chicken__puppet yeah my 1060 is great now but there's like a 14 month timer on that @chicken__puppet yes, and what you're looking at now is after prices spent some time coming downiirc specifically Benny's was a Columbus Day troll, which while vile at least makes slightly more senseIt's also one they're recycling from Benny Johnson a couple years back, if I recall correct https://t.co/wJOMKXLxWyyou may notice, for instance, that black Americans are very explicitly NOT indigenous victims of this country, and… https://t.co/onYVSBTLlUsecondary lol at the pose in the author picthe whole of conservative intellectual rigor is incoherent trolling. there is absolutely no reasoned connective tis… https://t.co/gM5rHSMvwzin fairness I am far less worried about, specifically, the project that Ewan McGregor has been begging to do for li… https://t.co/ij12cPaIga @GuyFoxNews the new omnibus streaming service that's going to destroy that section of the marketDisney+ now has what, 15 or so Marvel and Star Wars offerings announced? Sure hope they're running quality control… https://t.co/TbBHX2OBLcand the biggest Disney fait accompli in years finally hits. https://t.co/PvJRzyJa2qhat guy's list doesn't even have Dick Cheney on it! Dick Cheney!there are some "worst people in modern American history" lists going around right now based on what I've seen peopl… https://t.co/Gh9UNOwYLJno elves allowed https://t.co/5t5lCOtOkROne of the most baffling aspects of Walker Texas Ranger is that Chuck Norris exists in the Walker Texas Ranger Univ… https://t.co/twnt3amyqa
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8/24
2019
Looking forward to a whole new genre of apocalyptic neo-Westerns based around robbing massive self-driving "trucks"… https://t.co/5rSfehID4d @ConnorSouthard once they work out the incredibly, violently dangerous self-driving trucks from Logan, you'll get y… https://t.co/SQWBKlOXQWdoes anyone editing the politics desk over at the Times understand what a "mic drop" is, because when you do a mic… https://t.co/OG5Vyn5kc4in before the dracula nerd panel 1000x https://t.co/dMbTkyIDMiI mean he did say he was going to court Republican voters https://t.co/Z34bqSilGnIt feels like Biden is actively trying to tank his numbers now out of petulance and it's just, not workingHmm. https://t.co/Z34bqSilGnHate when the resistance bros drink white claws and do misogyny at the President https://t.co/4o0BESJq9B
Retweeted by Nathan BernhardtWhen you see people on here saying, "don't be a ghoul, you may not like his politics, but David Koch had a family",… https://t.co/HRwU0f5p32
Retweeted by Nathan Bernhardt-"Smart" pulls carny shit -Usual crowd says this is the new way to do things -A bunch of people say to be cautious… https://t.co/X6xfvii4es
Retweeted by Nathan BernhardtWould be nice to know if the Kochtopus is just funded in perpetuity at this point, or if an entire sector of the US… https://t.co/Ui1BAWTErl
Retweeted by Nathan BernhardtInterview: We Imprison Hideo Kojima In An Interview Room Until He Breaks Down And Admits He’s Just Making Shit Up A… https://t.co/tXachmGDKb
Retweeted by Nathan BernhardtBen Shapiro is a truly special boy because he's the only other person on this website where, without fail, there is… https://t.co/45qJAPrQgk
Retweeted by Nathan BernhardtKoch Family guards drag a screaming Paul Ryan into the tomb, there to serve Pharaoh for all eternity.
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8/23
2019

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