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Jon D Arthur @jondauthor Auckland, New Zealand

Queer, bear, 20s, bi. The best sitcom character you never met. My nemesis thinks saxophones are synth bagpipes. I flog books at the link below. Unrepped. He/Him

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Joined Twitter 8/5/09


@fancylettuce Is this a uterusSome poor confused writer googled "fourth McElroy" and mislabeled Clint as Torvin the Mouthless Horror… https://t.co/130U8IuilO
Retweeted by Jon D Arthur @CaitlinSnark Did you mean: Boris"There is no forum that can recognise the grief of the people of Ihumātao for the degradation of their land." - Leo… https://t.co/wzqDtZsxIX
Retweeted by Jon D ArthurHawking's A Brief History of Time but with a Dragon Age-inspired romance system.
Retweeted by Jon D Arthur @laurealis @GeriDmello Cosigned ❤❤❤#PS4share https://t.co/V72nkGQxXP @coopercooperco Real "you promoted your cancelled show on our show, please don't ask anything more of me" face
7/24
2019
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Retweeted by Jon D ArthurDude Rorschach is my favourite superhero i just wish his mask didnt have a picture of my parents fighting on it
Retweeted by Jon D Arthur @insopherable 2 > 1 >>>>>>> 3, I think @GrahamB47 Unless I'm doing something where I put them on in the background, 1 is a big day for me @GrahamB47 I personally can't support it but I forgive many of your unforgivable views. @GrahamB47 I pretty much just listen to a few McElroy ones, Yo Is This Racist, Magic Tavern and Punch Up The Jam. I… https://t.co/GXZftAWnQZ @GrahamB47 No irony comedian has ever been worth it @GrahamB47 She's a slow burner finally getting her due @SmolSnark Hmu if you want help fleshing it out with my Patented SystemMostly I'm still jonesing for someone to make a PS1-style FF game with 2019 graphics tho. @tui_talk Next they'll ask why SNL is only at midnight in New YorkGod I wish they'd do a PS1 style remake of this game. Strip out the MMO stuff and just turn it into a good old fash… https://t.co/Y29QdCXo8K @tui_talk I genuinely can't imagine what was going through their mind that they couldn't guess why times weren't co… https://t.co/yfvqO33qoi @tui_talk That's some gall they got thereGendry from Game of Thrones gave me a magic axe to throw at the devil who exploded into crystals. 10/10Finally finished Shadowbringers and boy... That's some good Final Fantasy @DangOlWill Don't you mean thank youu @DangOlWill Goddamn @CaitlinSnark https://t.co/BNCD4P5PPX @GrahamB47 It's what you get for sacrificing art styleSpider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse, 2019 https://t.co/Oq8BDhXX3a @homewreckwifey He'll call the NHS by his name @David_Cormack birth is gross @simonpnz #HasPaulGoldsmithReplacedHisButtonYet*Turning a big dial that says 'make this about sexism' while looking back at the audience to see if they're into it* @asunflowerpose Irrational dispeptic!Cares enough about aesthetics that he needs it pulled tight, but can't be bothered asking around if anyone has a sp… https://t.co/Xqk7Cn6hzj @asunflowerpose What if I told you, it can be bothIt isn't our fault he can't look after a shirt that probably costs more than I spend on a year's petrol, Simon https://t.co/yj7eRNTTny @GrahamB47 https://t.co/gPEwoAwc5Q @hideous_pizza I think about that every day
7/23
2019
@GrahamB47 Citation needed that Leo is that big outside of teens making Oscar memes @DangOlWill Make up artists have changed a lot huh @GrahamB47 To be so innocent...Good news, Dora has been promoted to Battle Angel https://t.co/z4m5xmmg4l
Retweeted by Jon D ArthurThis is my new favorite wild mommy post. It’s me, the millennial slut who just goes to Disney World to make childre… https://t.co/2q4VSIsPkl
Retweeted by Jon D Arthur @GrahamB47 I have an audience of one (1) but they're loving itA Vampire: The Masquerade system hack designed to recreate Younger, where the masquerade is Sutton Foster pretending to be 25 not 45 @TreasonJenga Imagining this cover but by Thomas Kincade#PS4share https://t.co/Khq8U7AONE @GrahamB47 Anti-animation bias is wild @iatethetv It's certainly a ballsy name given the chance of this happening @BoyNamedShit @boynamedshitoh god oh fuck https://t.co/QN9WSsYxGh
Retweeted by Jon D Arthur @Xaphriel https://t.co/dRnoloRYXf @GrahamB47 @VK_HM hey that episode ruleshttps://t.co/YxPnCfJQML
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7/22
2019
@KevKoeser We all failed this city... But he didntThey cut a line from the old cap scene in endgame where he talks about the honor and privilege of getting to vote f… https://t.co/LCftjb3sisI'm increasingly of the opinion that, without even playing it yet, DQB2 is the undisputed GOTY https://t.co/HUtoCZUPP8 @VK_HM Shostakovich would weep63. We're in the bad timeline https://t.co/xqy1REQZGf
Retweeted by Jon D Arthur @CaitlinSnark https://t.co/T0GMdRWLpE @CaitlinSnark Get those vogels levels @insopherable Soph no!! @insopherable It's fine, I'm inheriting a three bedroom this week @insopherable Soph you live in the wrong city to be making these tweets @travismcelroy @BrandonJRouth @_CourtneyFord_ @SaraJBenincasa Travis will be on the best tv show, LegendsJust discovered an absolutely incredible EX move in Judgment. https://t.co/m5L0f4fMhP
Retweeted by Jon D Arthur @LeFrenchAccent https://t.co/yuQFMYPGFz @VK_HM You know what I inserted into Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom? @kvetchings I guess it's true what they say, Mao takes Mao problems @ohlaika_ @GrahamB47 @KevKoeser Yeah @KevKoeser Tfw https://t.co/JNWV1JYSlm @KevKoeser If you have access, the ps4 port is way easier to play @KevKoeser Your lack of commitment to tron legacy video game worlds disappoints me @KevKoeser Kev play Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Distance @GemOfAmara https://t.co/oTpvUcXc3S @GemOfAmara Massively underestimating the crowd drawing power of Bob's Burgers: The Movie @GrahamB47 I'm tellin you man, the trailer fucking slayed every crowd I saw it in @GemOfAmara Thor (Natalie Portman) is thrown for a look when her ex, Adrian Skyeman (Hayden Christiansen) arrives i… https://t.co/xT1csxQsjq @DeaExLena I would, but I couldn't care less @rosie_rose Yes. It's a TV show. Hawkguy and Kate "Hawkeye" Bishop @MBCnotNBC Unfortunately I left it until too late, so I am watching star trek... But I have that hannibal fomo @bnowalk Disgusting, trek is hereby disqualifiedA crisis at the lastCrisis over a wealth of options with dinner tonightTina showed me this and I'm still simultaneously in disbelief and not at all surprised. https://t.co/Ws0cEwzL0L
Retweeted by Jon D Arthur#PS4share https://t.co/9myt9WiRylOh they're gonna do bombastic bagman in f4Wait, Fantastic Four? John Mulaney for Mr Fantastic or I riotWhat happened to GoG3 and BP2 tho? CapM 2? Spider-man 3? They're gonna be the full tilt acceleration ones towards U… https://t.co/Zk71RBls39"eternals" weird choice "shang chi" real b rank pull "black Widow" in this climate?? "multiverse strange" could be… https://t.co/KuyGUhsYRz @MBCnotNBC R U L E S @MBCnotNBC It owns so fucking hardOh they're making hawkguy @VK_HM @GrahamB47 He worked for many years as Peter File, didn't stick
7/21
2019
@MBCnotNBC Hey macarena @likebricksdont We STAN @MBCnotNBC It's spelled papoose @likebricksdont you hear our fav's dropping right into the culture war? https://t.co/0qROJwAaaT @BetterCallSof @GrahamB47 Five years is my favourite "everything great and everything terribly dated" bowie time capsule
7/20
2019

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