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27. Most of my tweets are rambling nonsense. PR for Universal Parks & Resorts.

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@octojon That album also has Macy Gray covering Christina Aguilera Beautiful.
11/27
2020
@SophLouiseHall that Mel B bingo ad is so strange. Did they explain WHY she's so huge?
11/26
2020
@MelCsGoldTooth You need something to do now all your trips keep getting cancelled!
11/22
2020
@mattyfloyd oh that will give me something to do tonight @joshcharles_21 You’re an icon! Much love! @bobbert_ I'm open! Was thinking Balham/Clapham Junction area, but tbh open to anythingAlso need somewhere to live in London... DM if you know of anything!Long story short - GIVE ME WORK PLEASE xoxo https://t.co/ovVQVu6RKe @garethjoyner Think cinemas need to be all open and running 85% capacity to break even, so even those movies pushed… https://t.co/jHgANdnPmqWonder Woman going to HBO Max on Christmas Day... but what does that mean for the UK where that service isn't avail… https://t.co/p7aV5pnH0B
11/19
2020
And I’m also looking for somewhere to live. So y’know, non-stop fun! 😬💀2020 strikes again! My role at Universal is now part-time (still there, still love them, still my dream job) BUT I… https://t.co/u6xvcfUmS1Any tech wizards downloaded Chirp on their Apple Watch? It's making me pull my hair out!Can these vaccines stop bickering with each other and start jabbing my arm? https://t.co/JAvLzlyu1E @JamesCoyne I paid for the slightly discounted price for a 12-month membership. I feel slightly better about that n… https://t.co/MvOpYUiSuu
11/18
2020
@LinHumphrey oh my gosh, so cute! Sorry to hear this week isn't off to a great start.Sorry but asked the electrician if he could do late morning on Friday, he said "OK, I'll be there at 9am"... sorry… https://t.co/MCU6V1ZJLo
11/17
2020
@RobHalfpenny That makes sense! I just hope there’s not too many side missions from here on. Find the Jedi!! @RobHalfpenny Do you think it will be this week’s episode? Or not for a while? @RobHalfpenny I am so excited!!These girls are so talented! Every performance they’ve delivered in 2020 has been so good https://t.co/1ZJ0CKNGNQ
11/16
2020
@basic_john_ Had this exact same thought when watching it earlier this week.Don’t know why, but this brings me so much joy. It’s the laugh and the “here I go” moment... https://t.co/BZBPLvf0jP @samlean_ That looks absolutely delicious! Wow.I might just start an alt account to post sad shit like this into the abyss so I don’t have to cringe at it later.Loneliness this week is in overdrive. Please check in on your single friends who live alone. It’s getting pretty lo… https://t.co/dbrsAoDAUf @cher I feel ya! You don’t always need to be strong enough, just be true. Sending you love x @chrisgolds @garethjoyner Oh! Hadn’t seen this on Disney+ but will keep an eye out. I’ve seen them repackage some o… https://t.co/N52UOeRtOf @garethjoyner I was thinking about this the other day! Streaming services could just tack on the special features m… https://t.co/h66GsFGdcG
11/15
2020
@2Ls1T actually just cackled. amazing @caroljones24 That fella is the stuff of nightmares!! @caroljones24 Oh I think I had that way before lockdown 😜🤣I might regret asking this - but does Mr Blobby have a backstory? What actually is he? What language does he speak?… https://t.co/12eulLDuHa @mattyfloyd Have you not SEEN me?I am *this* close to suggesting Zoom games for later 🤷‍♂️💀🤨
11/14
2020
@jonnymmr Ignore me! It’s on Amazon Prime! @jonnymmr Did you find it on streaming? I can’t see it anywhere @RobHalfpenny I got Ahch-To!The Mandalorian - now that’s more like it! Wish I could watch the next episode right now. @sillyolddaniel Me too! I'm so glad she seems to be just creating her own path. I don't think anyone (maybe Lourdes… https://t.co/4LzVHmuHNdThis music video Paris put out a couple weeks ago is sublime. https://t.co/9Avwxb998x @darrenhayes Have you listened yet? What's your verdict?Paris Jackson's debut album was released today. My head has felt like a hurricane this week, but I'm reminded how much music can be therapy. @aramelijah That last crunch at the end is some real ASMR stuff
11/13
2020
@j__a__i Yeah looks like they do free trials, or monthly passes 👍 @j__a__i Think it’s coming to NowTV on 27th if that’s any help. @mattyfloyd but then all the trolls will say it's unfair advantage? @BrewDogDave This is very cool!Can any of you reccomend a meditation app? Is Calm the best? Need all the help I can get at moment tbh. @mattyfloyd That’s very funny Matty @RobCopsey 10 years?! Thanks for making me feel ANCIENT! @SophLouiseHall @Chrisrubery Sorry, what?! https://t.co/Xg7ctxDtdy @SophLouiseHall @Chrisrubery I am here to agree with you! I’m certain that was a variation of Hamburglar with a burger head with the bandana
11/12
2020
@garethjoyner and why haven't you changed yours to Gareth Joy-to-the-world-ner? @darrenhayes PLUS, I think the success of Kylie's wine range shows gays will spend the money - but ideally if it's… https://t.co/mnl3jtXOVb @darrenhayes I also think now everyone's doing bundles, I'd rather have physical merch that is functional - notepad… https://t.co/IEzqYld4vm @darrenhayes Depends who it is. I still want a beautifully designed, physical product (with liner notes, new photos… https://t.co/x5I5ClX0DD
11/11
2020
@KilclooneyJohn That's literally very racist to define someone by that. You idiot.
11/9
2020
Yo! Any rooms available to rent in London or surrounding areas? Thanks! @RobHalfpenny I love that! @Ltpietrzak Celebrating with you, King!I know it's been said 1000000 times, but J.Lo at the Superbowl was the last time I felt joy (until today's Biden/Harris victory) @jakegilesmusic This makes me want to move to LA
11/8
2020
@MelCsGoldTooth Love that song! @jakegilesmusic Every day of my life
11/7
2020
@jakegilesmusic You have amazing taste in music @alicemayw_ this is cute, but has made me feel very lonelyFFS. Was asked if I would renew my lease on the flat I rent, I asked if they could fix some issues - now been told to leave!
11/6
2020
@garethjoyner Happy birthday, Vera! 🐶This looks SO fun! https://t.co/sJCdE6WG4s
11/5
2020
@TamaraHinson @adebradley very handy insight! thanks @chris_mandle Hi Chris, I really enjoyed this ramen from @yaoyao_noodles ... good price, huge portions, delicious,… https://t.co/PN3fdGNmtuSorry to be dumb, when are we expecting an election result?
11/3
2020
Loving the optimism of my local corner shop this weekend. https://t.co/j5IxotNaVGTHE QUEEN OF CHRISTMAS HAS SPOKEN!!!! https://t.co/0wHN6P7ShuApple Watch people... did you just use the strap it came with? Or do I need to buy any extra bits? @jameskingmovies love your introduction to Frankenstein. 👍
11/1
2020
@emshelx I have a bike that cost like £180 and I do just that. Put headphones on, do emails, whatever. But loads of… https://t.co/hXvbAc8io5Me pretending to understand https://t.co/zRlIq40F4SMe trying to understand these COVID graphs https://t.co/nVFsCiV97i @mattyfloyd Sebulba says hi @kiramadeira Guess it’s been delayed further? 🙈When is this bloody conference?!SPOILER: there can’t be a sequel. https://t.co/W8Y8FKrxgW @mattyfloyd No regrets! No overthinking! It’s fate’s way of making sure the cat you get will be your best little pa… https://t.co/Tgt4ujGyvu
10/31
2020
@_jameswarren like the doors are quite heavy so they slam even if you try not to, but it makes my entire kitchen sh… https://t.co/Gc6zMk4riYif your neighbours were really loud - but it's more because the block of flats you live in is made from cardboard,… https://t.co/uBOUYkYPjs @velzzb Poor Kaye or Poor Gillian? That’s the question! https://t.co/oKxb5lYb14 @velzzb omg is that Kaye? I thought it was Gillian McKeith @c_jpf I'm a huge Agatha Christie fan, and some of her more supernatural leaning stories are so good at that sort o… https://t.co/vBe5RXLSsR @velzzb @c_jpf Yes! I'm yet to see Hill House so can't compare. But I thought people who criticized Bly Manor maybe… https://t.co/hfKpZ7NMfTMANDALORIAN DAY!! Any day with new Star Wars content is a great day. https://t.co/vGuQU72SyJ @darrenhayes Yes! My usual post-work hangout. Hopefully it survives. @Bebbrell There's definitely worse problems to have! Now I'm craving a Christmas dinner...
10/30
2020
OMG hope the aliens abduct me so I can get off this hellhole. https://t.co/10vYJbGNVb @mattyfloyd evergreen tweetI love how we as a planet are waiting for Mariah to announce the beginning of Christmas. Only she has the power. https://t.co/Dll6e8jEFc @AllyFarrell @SophLouiseHall remember that documentary where the guy only ate McDonalds food for a week? Maybe we s… https://t.co/nHWufzLtDa @SophLouiseHall once again, you are my favourite person on this bird app.
10/29
2020
@Mr_Chris_Jones This is good to know! I’m very tempted for an Apple Watch, but exact same thoughts as you
10/28
2020

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