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Disgruntled but nice local newspaper reporter. My feed is bad politics takes, gushing over movies I watched, and pictures of pretty places I went hiking.

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Joined Twitter 12/31/13


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Retweeted by The face toucherThis email broke my heart. Our vaccine rollout just isn’t working if this is how it’s making our seniors feel. https://t.co/M1hu0HHfnS
Retweeted by The face toucherweird that susan collins didn’t care so much about the “rich people getting more they need” issue when it was massi… https://t.co/3QmTC3Bom4
Retweeted by The face toucherHow's the vaccine rollout going in South Florida? -- Fisher Island (median income $200k): 51% vaccination rate --… https://t.co/VsbDoFVGsA
Retweeted by The face toucher @sugg22 Yes exactlyReuters: MEXICAN PRESIDENT LOPEZ OBRADOR SAYS HE HAS CONTRACTED COVID-19
Retweeted by The face toucher @AthertonKD Adults also do bad stuff @sponson Why haven't they taken her off the Trump beat? Why do they still have a Trump beat!I watched The Dark Knight for the first time since it came out and "we're going to hide the fact that our DA went o… https://t.co/p3VntGboi7
Retweeted by The face toucher @SababaUSA @corporatebuzzk1 Not at all.To be fair when the gop is telling Dems to move on now that there’s a new president from all their riot & impeachme… https://t.co/pKjVWOaWlJ
Retweeted by The face toucher @ibflorea His own feelings are not really. Impeachment has the same effect whether he hates it or loves it. @corporatebuzzk1 I mean she used to cover American politics for YEARS before Trump came along. @PviGuy Nothing that egregious. Just a tweet of Trump's thoughts and strategies on impeachment.During the administration you could make the case (and people sure did) that it matters what's on Trump's mind, but seriously who cares now?Why is Maggie still doing this?Surprise. https://t.co/gp5JgTcohc
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Retweeted by The face toucherIt's weird that there isn't a good Hannibal (the Carthage one, not the cannibal) film, but also my answer is still… https://t.co/z238f5YJWT @CharlemagnumPI @sunraysunray I love the idea that a society that weeds out the weak wouldn't get rid of anyone who… https://t.co/9E86TnfENj @sunraysunray It's refreshing to talk to someone who thinks that their ideology would probably make things worse fo… https://t.co/6mpVPsDYpVhttps://t.co/MxeSZ7Z54a https://t.co/6sTihjks2f
Retweeted by The face toucher @DanielStrauss4 https://t.co/hJXnTRo1r0I hope historians studying the Trump era look at art like this to understand how his most passionate followers saw… https://t.co/FnAnOnnU3x
Retweeted by The face toucherNgl I find it very funny that all the CAP folks who tweet a lot and get into fights with leftists are ALSO taking j… https://t.co/tcmw9dIjWlBecause it’s illegal and unjust to use pre-trial incarceration as retribution. https://t.co/T7If3Nlt2M
Retweeted by The face toucherPeople think it is easy to shitpost. It isn't. Shitposting comes from deep pain and sorrow. Shitposters wish they c… https://t.co/ryFgAK3VCO
Retweeted by The face touchera homeless man froze to death outside my work a couple weeks ago https://t.co/KGGJgA12kg
Retweeted by The face toucher @OldDreyfusard I see you've been hired by the Babylonian version of Raytheon @Patrick_Wyman At this point I barely even care what I sayOne of the most liberating things is when you realize that you can just...not care what some dipshit participant in… https://t.co/UH3XYBzHFY
Retweeted by The face toucherhow it started how it's going https://t.co/ow4NEm4iSa
Retweeted by The face toucher @ibflorea @ClenchedFisk @tedcruz It would have to be a movie podcast though for him to be truly happy @LemieuxLGM @JHWeissmann @ryanlcooper Yeah this is also why LBJ and Nixon did nothing wrong in Vietnam @lib_crusher See the thing about wars is that it's only bad to start them. Continuing them is fine. This is why nei… https://t.co/RdXotwbVQsAfghan civilian deaths from US/allied airstrikes went up 330% under Trump's presidency. Trump's administration bomb… https://t.co/XgpJS9R4yQ
Retweeted by The face toucher @JonathanCohn I like "Don't politicize this issue!" more @theserfstv https://t.co/GYnzgAPYwPThe unemployment rate in Australia & the US is the same. https://t.co/8ax9gEjxLg https://t.co/mNYC3Qu3uX
Retweeted by The face toucherWhat in the exonerative tense is this https://t.co/Bwurcc78mN
Retweeted by The face toucher @RadioFreeTom https://t.co/DvDO1W24wP @MikeDrucker Think about how much better off we’d all be if Snowden hadn’t picked GGs name out of a hat
Retweeted by The face toucher @LilySimpson1312 Weird obsession that one has https://t.co/ZEXgwqdVAFLmao https://t.co/8xCM6LQKBy
Retweeted by The face toucherJust based on twitter, it's pretty clear to me that a lot of people have become less engaged post election. Hopeful… https://t.co/cDcpwo6mNA
Retweeted by The face toucherRonald Reagan would have gone to Philadelphia, Mississippi to give a speech proclaiming states' right to teach the… https://t.co/mwkqJxh9un @RachelBitecofer @AliVelshi @nhannahjones Ronald Reagan would have gone to Philadelphia, Mississippi to give a spee… https://t.co/pR6fah05jQ @cd_hooks Starting wars is bad. But continuing them is fine whatever. @AndrewSolender @DemocraticLuntz @BryanLowry3 @jonshorman @eadler Extremely weird to be writing this while at fancy… https://t.co/nHxy3DJpFVJosh Hawley had some fascinating opinions about the Oklahoma City bombing at 15 years old. via @BryanLowry3,… https://t.co/OrQbwp1TUu
Retweeted by The face toucherI feel like if you think wars are bad, then it's bad to continue them, not just start them. @ryanlcooper Also I feel like if the wars are bad then continuing them is also bad. Not just starting them.https://t.co/78Q9xOcHgJ
Retweeted by The face toucherA list of things that 62% or more of Americans want Washington to unite behind: Universal child care Universal ba… https://t.co/WxWyc0vbob
Retweeted by The face toucher @ALTscoe Without Glenn to hate, you'd have more time to hate yourself @CharlemagnumPI What was the Jinshi exam if not a method of determining which type of guy they were dealing with?You can just mute Glenn Greenwald. There's nothing stopping you. @CharlemagnumPI 2 World 2 Order @xenocryptsite Even Fletch was able to hold on to a staff writer position at the LA TimesThis is not an argument against ending the filibuster. It is an argument against having a democratic system of gove… https://t.co/F1Buegl5qw @limitedinc3 I don't think it counts as a Trump policy if he tweeted about it a few times but didn't do much to make it happen. @_Jon_Green Reagan would have gone to Philadelphia, Mississippi to talk about states' rights to assign the 1619 project.All journalists are humans with feelings and emotions and opinions and biases. Journalists should be judged by the… https://t.co/MbwuR4NLg6
Retweeted by The face toucher @sethisnotmyname This strikes me as a more popular policy than anything Trump did aside from CARESI don't have much new to add to the getting fired for tweets conversation, but you can remain in media or politics… https://t.co/gYKBtCFElW
Retweeted by The face toucherI bring news from the future https://t.co/M6puzTpwz8
Retweeted by The face toucherIt’s bad to lie about your military service to get ahead in politics, but tbh we should stop pretending that milita… https://t.co/zWdJHyvzPQ
Retweeted by The face toucher @DanFosterType They send 3d holograms when a text message would do @Brendelbored Honestly I think I miss the Krassensteins more than TrumpEveryone keeps saying that we’ll miss Trump on Twitter even if we dislike him and it’s like I guess I miss him abou… https://t.co/NtxV7ZssZ7
Retweeted by The face toucher @jeffspross Most of it is government data, right? Can you get it raw from DOE? @DanFosterType Makes the thing in Rise of Skywalker where they go to multiple planets to try to read a knife make a… https://t.co/FpXYzcsq8MThe unending indeterminate surface that Garfield exists on is at Jon's chest height, and also has a table on top of… https://t.co/rn0PvU3DoH
Retweeted by The face toucherIt took until season 20, but they finally found the WORST cook in America. https://t.co/KHjWFtVNLj
Retweeted by The face toucherDoesn't that make it more popular than pretty much any Trump policy over the past four years? https://t.co/eeaS4HvFf2another day of the “don’t talk about cancel culture without talking about at-will employment” challenge
Retweeted by The face toucherGlenn Thrush still has a job. Andy Mills still has a job. Lauren Wolfe does not. https://t.co/oq5MNCPiRQ
Retweeted by The face toucherCheney is struggling to remain conference chair (after backing impeachment). McConnell allies had to fight off an a… https://t.co/26gqPO7E2A
Retweeted by The face toucherBiden looked the Churchill bust square in the eye and said Tiocfaidh ár lá you bastard
Retweeted by The face toucher @codytfenwick I think that there's a little more to see from Bernie yet, but otherwise I agree.every new account on here is called Karens Getting Dunked On, gets 300,000 followers in a week then has to post an… https://t.co/lhsQ4RzJtb
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Retweeted by The face toucher @ansells_cow I have long felt that both he and we would be happier if he were just a blogger for AintItCool NewsWe’re so fucked https://t.co/K8CK7MEAiR
Retweeted by The face toucher @MatthewSitman It's funny to see Ted Cruz fight over and over again with someone who he can't bully @isaiah_bb Leonardo DicaprioBREAKING: Joe Biden signs an executive order mandating all waterfalls in video games have something hidden behind t… https://t.co/WFo37JrIy3
Retweeted by The face toucherUnited States Senator Cory Booker (D-N.J.) says there “aren’t enough votes to pass statehood for Washington D.C. an… https://t.co/Yl2fITkIUs
Retweeted by The face touchernew male just dropped https://t.co/C61Oe3Fsmc
Retweeted by The face toucher @LilyAdverb @bob_noss @annaswnsn You may like Liam Neeson in: Taken 2Hey everyone I’m the designer of the instant pot. You may ask, why did we not make it clear when it was pressurisin… https://t.co/ZZR2XujUuW
Retweeted by The face toucherIt's been memory holed but throughout the Obama years the GOP base hated McConnell even more than this. https://t.co/9hYemfjiWNlol when you *definitely* know what it means for workers to unionize https://t.co/InENhsUcDw
Retweeted by The face toucher @opinion_left @AdotSad I think Arizona's complication has a bit to do with quite how spread out Phoenix is. Like 2/… https://t.co/BrxdUYDjJATed Cruz isn't writing his own tweets is he? @opinion_left @AdotSad Arizona has about as big a native population as Colorado and New Mexico combined. Also as bi… https://t.co/1fouBQI88G @2020GTOY There wasn't one but also before these last few years the left was REALLY in the wilderness @sethisnotmyname Well as I said it sorta seems like no one is at the top. Bernie is the highest up I guess but I al… https://t.co/Hucm8ydlyt @eligit @LemonyLaziness What you just realized that our government is completely unaccountable to popular demands a… https://t.co/67OITMa97W @ibflorea @sethisnotmyname Yeah I will give you that 100%
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