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screenwriter, author, artist! books: everyone’s a aliebn, gmorning gnight! tv: bojack horseman s6. working on: a new book and a movie and other things! (he/him)

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Joined Twitter 3/24/09


@ClintSmithIII you have!!! i’m still a phd student lmao!! (also ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️) @ClintSmithIII YEAAAAA #success lmao!!!
5/29
2020
@Lin_Manuel not the elephant 🤣🤣🤣🤣
5/28
2020
@cysketch WOWWWW @karencheee the only karens i know are asian and so i'm always reading tweets thinking "wow, none of this is accurate like at all"
5/27
2020
@elijahsflix 😭😭😭😭😭😭 @esmumse 😭😭😭LOVE this coloring job!!!!! egg looks so warm!!! https://t.co/XVw6izjKbj
5/26
2020
and here is the completed puzzle!! it’s done!! we (aka mainly elissa and a bit of me) did it!!! https://t.co/KUx2kMq6x2okay okay here is the nice version to cleanse the timeline!!! https://t.co/PH3uJ1NWDihere’s another goof!!! (with the assist by elissa lmao) https://t.co/xn8G4e4812what finishing anything in 2020 feels like https://t.co/xn8G4e4812AND THEN SHE STOPPED WAITING FOR ME so this line became a clear marker of who “won” the puzzle (elissa did by like… https://t.co/xtY4nCAdMtpuzzle update (delayed because i had a lot of deadlines and elissa promised not to work on it without me!!)! we did… https://t.co/7IdX0ATxYl @ClintSmithIII 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
5/25
2020
hi! a small passion project announcement! elissa and i have been cooking a lot and have made a new account on insta… https://t.co/zXGWepeieK
Retweeted by jonny sunwe made the spicy miso carbonara by @chrissyteigen on our food instagram today!!!! it was amazing and rich and umam… https://t.co/vZUB1ypTI2 @wellimkat i'm so absolutely honored!!!! congratulations to graduating!!!!AHHH CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! 😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/hcl31YNhyHHi! I’m back open & taking new flower arrangement orders: pick up or delivery in LA on 6/1! Order via:… https://t.co/wTLDhWcFxU
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5/24
2020
HELLO WE MADE HOMEMADE CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH ON OUR FOOD ALT WHICH BASICALLY AMOUNTED TO MINI SHORTBREAD COOKIES IN… https://t.co/uB72F20zZshello i love this very much!! lin and i decided on these fire escape stairs for this page in the book as a nod to i… https://t.co/zgYsEuKBQC
5/23
2020
@lisadraws YAYYYYYHAPPY FRIDAY :)))))))))))))))))))))))) TUCA & BERTIE IS COMING BACK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://t.co/PoOlzGMd4n
Retweeted by jonny sunHELL YEAH BABAYYYY https://t.co/sRCpwLCp2x
5/22
2020
@cyelatm it's such a joy!!! @cyelatm he isn't rosie!! i hate and am scared of him!!hi! we made some meatless eggplant meatballs today on instagram!! these are not the most pretty because they’re jus… https://t.co/C3gplZvuFd @nickadamsweb weeds in animal crossing when i dont check on my island in a few days: @karencheee @nytimes @LateNightSeth I KNOW HER!!!! (i mean you, not your mom!!!) (ok in retrospect this was a very… https://t.co/AIOMcdyVkk @cyelatm HOW DO I FIGHT @Austin_Nar @GretchenAMcC !!!an absolute honor!!!! (ps. buy @GretchenAMcC's book!!! it's called BECAUSE INTERNET and it is such an amazing treat… https://t.co/C1wTydK2PG @jisoupy AH
5/21
2020
@annepylewriter real ones know!!!! lol @rejectedjokes welcome to the club!!! finally!!!this is the view outside my window and i just want to go outside again https://t.co/Bf5DeSnbhx
5/20
2020
@ambermruffin !!!!!! @rubytandoh we are honored!!!! @lisadraws @RaphaelBW crap i mean The Great Rakish Pope Off @lisadraws @RaphaelBW The Great Popeish Rakish Off is that anything @lisadraws @RaphaelBW he is so rakish @lisadraws @RaphaelBW honestly greg kinnear as the young pope is something i am here for @mcclure111 we LOVE carcasonne, it might be one of our favorites!! @yeahimthatgirl we have that one and love it!basically what are the most wholesome modern board games and/or what is the animal crossing of board games!!i am personally on the lookout for any board games or card games that involve one or more of the following!! food,… https://t.co/SS3CYk1t23hello!! can we make this tweet a board games recommendation thread? reply to this with what kinds of board games yo… https://t.co/zNG4mA4AFI @SayntElsewhere i've wanted to play it forever i think we're gonna get it!! @takethworld morels!! @M_T_N_V morels!! @2nnjenn_ WE LOVE THIS ONE @jessieteaa @wordofgreen ok!! @ChuckWendig yes i've been meaning to try that one forever!!! it looks so fun!! @SheaSerrano miss you shea serranomiss you @SheaSerrano https://t.co/IxlxI9P88o @tejalrao i want this game so bad!!!
5/19
2020
hello we made a very simple 5 minute mug cake on our food alt on instagram!! it is almost as good as a chocolate ca… https://t.co/e0smj8sVb2okay everyone i think we're firmly out of unprecedented times now. every day is exactly the same as the day before. that's precedent. @RaphaelBW i think this piece fundamentally changed me as a person.(thank you everybody!!) @revestubin @BallSnackz big toothpaste doesn't want people to know!!!!!hello twitter i have been staying up late a lot due to stress with a project and now i have canker sores so please… https://t.co/THw28Zwsvy
5/18
2020
@tejalrao oh my godpuzz update!!! i have switched to elissa’s method and it feels way faster and also i would like say that my wife is… https://t.co/BcKKh1kqAX @ClintSmithIII it’s such a great season of tv! @bijanstephen oh crap i wanted to make green onion pancakes this week tho @allison_ptx 😭😭😭 these colors are wonderful!!hello i endorse this reading method!!!!! 💙💙💙💙💙 https://t.co/gH8nLbJGgX
5/17
2020
@bijanstephen no more scallions ❌ society has progressed past the need for scallions ❌ @jonnysun Well her algorithm seems worst case O(N + NlogN) = O(NlogN) [she first scans N pieces into buckets then w… https://t.co/QZbEamWSZq
Retweeted by jonny sun @begumcig that’s amazing!!!!!! so i’m like way less efficient @l_o_v_e_I_e_s_s amazing!!! @bbwightvc elissa says: “i mean, also true” 🤣 @rachelzegler YOU’RE WELCOME KING!!!! btw we got this one we are currently doing from the silver room in chicago!! https://t.co/toy3h2rBQz @rachelzegler both our gradient puzzles are by areaware!! some are sold out on their site but we’ve had some luck f… https://t.co/oiRZlPhDOLcan someone calculate the n-efficiencies of our algorithms? i think mine is less efficient than elissa’s but we bot… https://t.co/2nnN8DJVohelissa’s: categorize every loose piece by puzzle shape (four holes; four nubs; etc). starting at one end, figure ou… https://t.co/d5yDLZOTrnbeing that we’re both engineers, we each developed our own algorithm. mine: test a new loose piece to every availa… https://t.co/O1nQS7cJaFmorning progress! elissa took the right side and i took the left and tbh there could not be a CLEARER metaphor for… https://t.co/shObzZAoYg
5/16
2020
@blumenfeld @rejectedjokes is this what you've all been playing with? i've been going dk-streetle-azureroller-paperglider @brokeymcpoverty its so calming!! i love how challenging it is but also love knowing that there is a fixed and achi… https://t.co/JXsfFiEylM @kaysarahsera @vvchambers @NYTAmy @mafiasafia 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙Excited to have a new poem published by @nytimes! It's for a project called "The Mrs. Files," which explores the tr… https://t.co/R5lXWHV1n9
Retweeted by jonny sunCANADIAN ENGINEERS!! THIS IS NOW THE MOST BEAUTIFUL POEM ABOUT OUR IRON RINGS, MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN THAT ONE BY RUDY… https://t.co/5WgZTImzTeanyway we started it last night for fun and we now have the edges!! https://t.co/ZPqE85slQfthis one is 1000 pieces!!! the last one we did was 500! but it might be easier because its three colors?? or is tha… https://t.co/rNCIFDfzfNfolks,,, FOLKS,,, https://t.co/uPqGoKR98p @candleships pretty IRRATIONAL right!!!!! @bensears this rules!! @eveewing i can’t WAITmfs used to say to me "how hard can it be for you to just get out of bed, how can you be so depressed and anxious t… https://t.co/fPauIGV3Uw @everydaylouie PLEASE
5/15
2020
i think i figured it out. our quarantine is an extension of celebrating pi day that happened on march 14 to show that pi has no end @rejectedjokes this is my animal crossing aesthetic @ClintSmithIII YESSS
5/14
2020
@BethanyRobison it looks great!!hooray!! https://t.co/OE5NJyqYG3 @aznbbygoober omg
5/13
2020

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