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Hey, t-shirt, leave those kids alone!

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Joined Twitter 10/11/09


@iloveMantown See if you can get this greenlit.I rarely have nightmares and most of my dreams end on a good note. Last night’s dream where a small dog bit and bar… https://t.co/yGgh5F7HFhA pencil that’s also a television
6/16
2019
There’s a vicious rumor going around that I put catchup on a veggie dog. Like the General, this is Pattontly untrue. @BrianStack153 Ally Escorts?Just saw a white stretch Hummer on a country road near my house and I’m wondering if Kid Rock is dating my neighbor Crystal.Was mildly annoyed by some of the fictional elements of the Rolling Thunder doc until I spotted this. https://t.co/cYeKkmegiP @allisonhussey Lost my wallet on St. Marks Place in 1986 and someone mailed it back to me.
6/15
2019
A new BESTS is up, and it’s a classic. https://t.co/d3SmUFqCn8
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6/14
2019
They’re playing “Wendell Gee” at my haircut place and I’m going to get a pit started.
6/13
2019
“This parking situation BLOWS.” -something I just said to myself outloud. @wensley88 They were. And judging by their condition, RT was losing so much money they could not afford new drumheads.
6/12
2019
Never let it be said that I won’t drive straight from the airport to see a film I can watch in my home six hours la… https://t.co/Y6mdkx16DV @ronaldtclontle You’re a disgrace to the name you stole.Sometimes my belt makes the security alarm go off so I thought I’d be smart and not wear a belt at all on this flig… https://t.co/nwLYlp6CMH @stevendrozd Happy birthday, Steven!I sleep 12-15 hours a night
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6/11
2019
@KellyRosebud I have it on good authority that you lifted a pack of spearmint Lifesavers from someone’s purse.
6/10
2019
You’re never gonna believe this but the five shirtless khaki-shorted Brock Turners who just ran by me all remarked… https://t.co/b5O0TKbHzb @sswanso The last time this guitar and I (me?) were in the same room was in the summer of 1982. @KellyRosebud Bullet-proof wetsuit.I do go to museums but only if they have the important stuff. https://t.co/Nu88p3dBtlWhy can't I hate both the player AND the game?I've said it before: I love seeing my name in lights! https://t.co/Q9xAPX9HmO
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6/7
2019
@globalhermit Still annoyed by this.
6/6
2019
@JVeezus ;)
6/5
2019
@PatrickDBerkery Don’t let Fieldy know i did that.I could not be more aware of the guy from Korn jamming with Mike Huckabee.
6/4
2019
“White male god, please make everyone in this English religion house like me.” https://t.co/jBl7qZVUZ6 @OhNoSheTwitnt @AndyRichter Never. I was Manzareking. @PatrickDBerkery “‘sup, brahs and babes, our flight time to Sacramento...” @AndyRichter He was a shaman, Andy.Why can’t I find “Ziggy Starburst” on Spotify? @micdadam Slow trickle.
6/3
2019
@ACNewman “He never wanted to play ‘Mutiny’ or the one about how he couldn’t believe she didn’t need him any more than he needed her too.” @steveagee Even the nuns.I’m the only one in this airport without a tattoo.May I look this good when I turn 70 in October. Fun fact: Charlie, Bonham and Topper were born four days apart (not… https://t.co/QidJnxAw4VI could not be more aware of Mike Love and Marky Ramone doing “Rockaway Beach.”
6/2
2019
@ACNewman Can I have my agent Rupert report this as a “go” to Variety? @BenZelevansky @scharpling Of the Tribridge Dorts? @anhorse I was impressed that their records sound so good despite them not mic’ing their drums in the studio.
6/1
2019
@tmotsenbocker The kits seemed right! @BrianStack153 Some say mine’s the biggest.The drum kits in “Rocketman” were period correct but the gong and orchestral bass drum head were not, so I don’t know what to tell you.Superchunk release acoustic 25th anniversary version of ‘Foolish’ w/ Allison Crutchfield, Owen Pallett, Peter Holsa… https://t.co/txwXX0KYlD
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5/31
2019
Looking forward to playing @RiotFest this September! Tickets on sale now: https://t.co/xt05KOSBSg https://t.co/gdPjcFGzla
Retweeted by Jon Wurster @SqueegeeSink The Duplex Cremes, the Church Mice and the Penguinauts (our mascot was a penguin wearing a space helmet). @JoeSeiders I knew you'd think so.While I did enjoy "Grease" I had a hard time accepting that nobody knew where Kenickie was all summer even though h… https://t.co/WgJ9ofPDxB @PatrickDBerkery The joke refers to an earlier Eagles session that Glyn oh forget it.
5/30
2019
About to see “Grease” in a theater. The great Stockard Channing was 33 when she appeared in it. That’s 2 years olde… https://t.co/EfAG1zjbGE @ACNewman Totally same vibe, right?“Heartache Tonight” is playing in this pizza place and I’m wondering why Glyn Johns couldn’t have tried harder to c… https://t.co/290SHYJ9ag @ACNewman https://t.co/6BAnxYatkaStop talking about how it's so hot even your ears are sweating and get ready for @bestshow4life. 9-midnight at https://t.co/bSPWDtHNuY
5/29
2019
Ummm we can count the remaining tickets for opening night of #MRG30 on our fingers & toes.😲 Don't miss the magic of… https://t.co/BcnOLbYBrd
Retweeted by Jon Wurster @Christglider That’s how they did it back then. @blankemon 98% certain it has. @PatrickDBerkery Sad!This headline sounds like a vocal warmup for a public speaking engagement https://t.co/pToCMsezF5
Retweeted by Jon WursterThe drums in “Chernobyl” are period correct.
5/28
2019
A happy Memorial Day to all and happy 17th birthday to the greatest album title of all time. https://t.co/gazQoIUiok
5/27
2019
“What’s with this Belgian shit?” -something I just said to myself https://t.co/uN5x7A57Sv @SamuelAAdams Like I’m going to be with my claves. @narausredini Still curious who’s idea it was to play disco hats on “Who Are You.”The drums in “Dead to Me” are period correct but there’s no hi-hat, which is weird, even though they belong to a dead dude. @stephaniedrury When you see that most men still dress like big toddlers.
5/26
2019
@soundopinions The foghorn after Chuck D. asks "bass, how low can you go?"
5/25
2019
@hubcaphalo Affirmative.“That’s kind of interesting.” -something I just said to myself https://t.co/qDD9vS1xU6There are those who say they were lucky to witness the moon landing in their lifetime. I consider myself blessed to… https://t.co/dw9P6GJCs6
5/24
2019
I am most grateful to @AliciaJRose for snapping my current profile pic. It can be seen featured prominently on the… https://t.co/FqwXJvf1kZWhen I saw REO Speedwagon was trending I, like you, wrongfully assumed bassist Bruce Hall had been arrested for stealing a golf cart.
5/22
2019
I have only played Witchita once in my life (1992, Kirby’s Beer Store, capacity: 55) but I’m honored that @kmuw app… https://t.co/iEKYfytvsX“Oh my goodness.” -something I just said to myself about a large tree that fell down
5/20
2019
You think you’re better than me because I wrote down the wrong setlist for tonight’s show at @FirstAvenue and count… https://t.co/uz70U6qPtP
5/18
2019
Dudes in our face at the Milestone Club in Charlotte, NC Aug 9, 1981. #FlashbackFriday https://t.co/aqcRt1iiml
Retweeted by Jon WursterVALENCIA! Ha pasado demasiado tiempo...venimos a verlos a todos. https://t.co/3IG3XNxjqM
Retweeted by Jon WursterThanks to @mountain_goats for a great interview and performance today! @JimDeRogatis rushed out and bought a case o… https://t.co/lsJcK9z1Tk
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5/17
2019
@ohnoletsgo “He’s doin’ what’s roight for the country!”Evanston! Our first SPACE Acoustic Foolish show sold out quickly but we've added a second show on 6/10 - tickets on… https://t.co/4RfVhaXx8D
Retweeted by Jon WursterI could not be more aware of Gene Simmons at the Pentagon. @paulscheer @scharpling “It’s fontostic to be here.” @AlexYablon “Gymnasium, that’s a big word.”Found two new @bestshow4life character last names on the same block in Chicago yesterday. https://t.co/kUVhOKiwSd @BrianStack153 You know I don’t like the dirty stuff. @JenKirkman Oh great.
5/16
2019
I’m 92% certain mine is the only chapter engineered by a member of a band mentioned in the chapter they recorded (C… https://t.co/hTP9Q4vjlAHad the immense pleasure of reading @theReplacements chapter for the audiobook version of @michaelazerrad's “Our Ba… https://t.co/4Fosa2nC9POh, cool. https://t.co/stRJIHgIRZWill any stores I ever want to go into open before noon?
5/15
2019
What’s the name of that Muddy Waters song where he tells the woman he can love her “almost as long as a CVS receipt… https://t.co/fmBsUTKQnzThe Impossible Burger™️is life-changing but I need it to be even more expensive.Barista: “That will be a yogurt and a coffee?” Me: “Yes.” Barista: “Amazing.”I lost my favorite TV program @veep last night. Thanks to all who were involved.
5/13
2019
My efforts the other day in Pittsburgh were rewarded this morning by only having to walk 3 blocks to the exotic eat… https://t.co/wfIyYRpSPC
5/11
2019
⚠️ Fewer than 50 tickets remain for night one of #MRG30 w @mountain_goats @hissgldnmssr & special guest @HCMcEntirehttps://t.co/1XFeo3BhgE
Retweeted by Jon WursterDoing it old school for @nickcave tickets. I’m the only one here so I haven’t had to yell at anyone like that lady… https://t.co/NxB6yhZa0v
5/10
2019
@pbb0lt0n He needs to keep them bad boys cool.
5/9
2019

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