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David Kane @JOOPninja Glasgow, Scotland

Retired Photographer, Working Computer Programmer - Gamer/Geek - From Glasgow

303 Following   540 Followers   7,028 Tweets

Joined Twitter 4/17/09


RT if during the pandemic you have: listened to music to lift your spirits, had the radio on, binge watched box set… https://t.co/V3WDYBHog4
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10/7
2020
@theia_dawn May I suggest... Yami (One Piece), Ahri (League of Legends) - You would look amazing as either
9/30
2020
It was on this day that melania trump made trolling history by wearing a chroma key green dress. https://t.co/WsNIQN4boT
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8/28
2020
@theia_dawn I only follow you on twitter (so far) and this is SUPER cute content <3 https://t.co/S7VsG7NI3q @marcrebillet The youtube comments during these shows was like a soap opera playing along to the best tunes, WHILE… https://t.co/DfKzIVVWRt
8/26
2020
@feralblo0d Haha fuck! I imagine every Scottish man seeking out the Scottish SWers first because obviously it means… https://t.co/QNen36WeRK
8/10
2020
@feralblo0d Jesus 🤗🥰
7/24
2020
If you don't like OF, I also have a store! A mix of cosplay, lewd and nude sets https://t.co/kIQg3QoSTi https://t.co/2ldJHC57wu
Retweeted by David Kane @viking_chat So having to contact you here because you are messing me about in support emails and your live chat on… https://t.co/hEX4sF6Ppx
7/21
2020
@Emzamara Yeah, we went on a fire training course for work and they had digital templates and such but we did pay f… https://t.co/2E0FW2zVwj
7/1
2020
Been a while since I shared some 🔥 so going back through my last few sets that I didn't publish much of (mostly due… https://t.co/TB7bMNh2H1
6/30
2020
@Emzamara It's been a Monday tbh x https://t.co/1Yw4Jrp3k7
6/22
2020
@revrrlewis You know the @AphexTwin videos...
6/16
2020
I seems to have upset the gammons please don’t RT https://t.co/69V0hYyfyN
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6/14
2020
Following on from my last messages about the spiteful words of one of your staff... He continues to fan the flames… https://t.co/BaayhDHnSr
6/13
2020
@Emzamara @RustyJimGames Get your paints out! Wee project for the future ;) @Emzamara @RustyJimGames Haha amazing <3
6/12
2020
@feralbl00d It's so inconsistent as well... If you are an 'Influencer' or z-list celeb its cool to post the same type of shots. @CGL_BattleTech @catalystgamelab If this is how the reinvented battletech staff act, I want no part in supporting i… https://t.co/2TB52FPS0Q @CGL_BattleTech @catalystgamelab spoilt child/bully who won an arguement. Please see the following screenshot. His… https://t.co/SOu8r9lhVp @CGL_BattleTech @catalystgamelab ...However, I'm not writing regarding this. I'm writing regarding comments one of… https://t.co/bNTWGVYbgU @CGL_BattleTech @catalystgamelab ... could not buy, custom mechs, vehicles, aerotech and terrain. It's such an exci… https://t.co/dj6F5qjn2N @CGL_BattleTech @catalystgamelab ...get involved and also get updated models. I've had to ship any miniatures I buy… https://t.co/11isXO5ZlB @CGL_BattleTech @catalystgamelab hi guys, first let me say I am a newer fan of the Battletech universe. From fictio… https://t.co/JETEaFfTBf
6/11
2020
Whit the actual fuck - Get this T-shirt on for a round of 'FUCK BORIS' at 8 on Thursdays #fuckboris https://t.co/YmC6qNg5qh
6/9
2020
Trump - UFOs didn't change the subject... Boris - A Maddie suspect didn't work... Putin - Hold my drink lads... Let… https://t.co/Ho5lp08LRJ
6/4
2020
“suck my dick and choke on it” 😭😭 https://t.co/XLO6RenbY5
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6/3
2020
I cant believe the footage I am seeing and what is happening in the US. What the police are doing (mostly) is unreal #BlackLivesMatter
5/31
2020
Fancy a snack? Get 25% off any set with code MAY https://t.co/kIQg3QoSTi https://t.co/NMdrkMhfK5
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5/27
2020
@amazoniancos I dont think it really gets any better to be honest... just more of a 'ok so what happens' one 😑
5/20
2020
Every single member of the Tory cabinet with children sends them to private schools. Not one of those schools is pl… https://t.co/pXkgak8bs5
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5/18
2020
@amazoniancos I vote Cape... think of the swooshy photos 😍
5/14
2020
NHS workers: can we get a pay rise? Government: https://t.co/7ttcq2h4pc
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5/9
2020
@marcrebillet This was too much of a jam for me to not drum to it!! https://t.co/9QmsxSOmpJ
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5/7
2020
Trump: We need to stop people talking shit about me RIGHT now... Staff: We got those UFO videos? #TrumpIsAnIdiot #fuckdonaldtrump #ufo2020
4/28
2020
@LishaBlackhurst I am joined dont worry and loving it. Just the right amount of content and the option for extra if… https://t.co/NvRFKehk2A @LishaBlackhurst I'm new to only fans and within 2 days it's clear it's a load of rubbish. I subbed to a few of the… https://t.co/6ZcIxFPXuR
4/25
2020
FINAL WARNING. If you're self-employed and haven't submitted your (already v v late) 2018/19 tax return, you must d… https://t.co/O8jppkLAcY
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4/23
2020
How is your cat handling quarantine? #cats #luna #floof https://t.co/cjwn3Qfn2U
4/22
2020
@MartinWongPhoto I'd say type F in the comments but dont touch, its contaminated
4/20
2020
First photo from a wee shoot I done with @kayyadancer_ a few months ago. Natural and beautiful and also a great lau… https://t.co/vDswhkyHNn
4/19
2020
@amazhoeniancos I think we need a before and after... https://t.co/bNTSFYccxA @amazoniancos @amazhoeniancos The name 😂
4/18
2020
@Artyfakes @PaperCubeTog 😍 https://t.co/lLdL7mWSZw
4/15
2020
@Emzamara This is Ivy only I am the chicken..
4/13
2020
What I see when I go onto https://t.co/HpoYz7jEqL right now 😍😭♥️ with the incredibly ooft @IvyRGehennahttps://t.co/5ovqUgJpEXNew set live now! https://t.co/cyckyRz0Qa 📸: @JOOPninja https://t.co/L2hq6GTIMK
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4/6
2020
I’m not gonna like I got scared lol this girl went in https://t.co/VmtH0wiM0x
Retweeted by David KaneSuper chuffed to say our set made #setoftheday over on Suicide Girls. What a great way to leave things! Please go f… https://t.co/DADpwFS7e5
3/31
2020
Sunday Bumday with @JOOPninja https://t.co/Ct1zGySYME
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3/29
2020
Achieved a wee dream come true moment today. My first and only Suicide girls set went live today. Thanks to… https://t.co/ySYF7jRxUhIf only folk cared this much about the NHS when it’s election time
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3/27
2020
just a reminder that if your fellow self quarantining neighbors are being too loud you might be able to connect to… https://t.co/O5jyUlfymz
Retweeted by David Kane @amazoniancos Recently as in over a year ago but how do you date/flirt again after that? Hoping someone here tells you 😂 @amazoniancos Online I think its about being cheeky and funny. In real life, compliment them and ask about them. Co… https://t.co/GdCVfivlUw
3/25
2020
The final Quaranstream, 7pm NYC time. Here, FB and YouTube. Do your time zone math and I’ll see you there. https://t.co/VecntJUpF1
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3/23
2020
@cutelunastar As a divorced man with no interest in another long term relationship. I am seeking your advice on how… https://t.co/jN7irmjFp0
3/22
2020
Holy shit, nearly choked laughing at this... Absolutely on fire #scubainyoass https://t.co/rag4u9eT0b
3/20
2020
Is it just me or is the sign language translator pulling the face of every person in the UK during Boris' update #Corvid19uk
3/18
2020
@marcrebillet @jimmywhis Fucks sake! It's because your music is DISGUSTING.... disgustingly beautiful <3 #2girls1quarantine0twitch
3/17
2020
@irnbru Here see when yous all run out of bog roll. I will trade you 1 sheet for a 2L bottle of old recipe Irn Bru… https://t.co/TZJG0e0paM
3/14
2020
@Emzamara Hope you are doing ok missus <3 x
3/6
2020
She’s turned the Waynes against us... She’s turned the Waynes against us https://t.co/u5lZfp2fWe
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2/23
2020
Price of having toddlers and loving @youmeatsix 'Our House'... All I can hear when it comes on now is this… https://t.co/CkPtecPZUT
2/20
2020
@MsLouisaKnight Found this guy last week and I'm obsessed... he is amazing!
2/19
2020
I accidently sat on the Valentines cakes I made, Master 😔❤️ Use code LOVE to get 25% off any set in my store! From… https://t.co/8iqeZC0tS8
Retweeted by David KaneHappy Valentine's everyone 🧟‍♀️❤ #HappyValentinesDay #valentines #zombie https://t.co/CxGJ4CQCFNFootage of Danny Glover dancing with the Predators from PREDATOR 2 because everyone needs to enjoy this https://t.co/tOwAivUpk4
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2/14
2020
That was my last ever shoot... see my insta @joopninja for a bigger update. If you just follow me for pretty pics t… https://t.co/10td9SVgLjIf this image does not personify Monday I dunno what does #thundersnow #StormCiara https://t.co/ZjBYiAwWDW
2/10
2020
Get a girl that can do both! Jesus Christ @Emzamara is the hottest, nicest girl I've ever met. Shooting with her is… https://t.co/8OF4yOPqda
2/9
2020
Master~ will you help me clean this mess you've made? 📸 @JOOPninja https://t.co/CFT0WzPGIL
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2/6
2020
Oh aye, and flower of scotland! Can't believe George square brexit demo is getting the press and this isn't https://t.co/mz6RjZzPdf
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2/1
2020
Feeling slippery 💖 📸 @JOOPninja https://t.co/Rf7OH7J8i4
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1/13
2020
Master, are you spying on me? ❤️ Get the full set (lewd/topless) here: https://t.co/ZHvdg0yxlO https://t.co/yWxVGJLIbI
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1/9
2020
@Emzamara Hopefully I can help a bit <3 https://t.co/P3pgJYpvP6
1/1
2019
never knew how much i needed a baby until now https://t.co/IS7fCkGskN
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12/26
2019
Merry Sexy Christmas from @IvyRGehenna, Hinata and I ❤ #naruto #hinata #hinatahyuga #sexycosplay #cosplayhttps://t.co/pLnDGjrCHwMy mom decided to invent Baby Yoda margaritas. This is not what I expected. And it's amazing. https://t.co/ugi4TWU5AB
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12/25
2019
As a native Greek speaker who studied ancient Greek, the Iliad and Odyssey (and other ancient Greek texts/plays) ov… https://t.co/67rnwwKT63
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12/24
2019
Booty Maid Mordred is here! Get this set in my shop! 📸@joopninja https://t.co/8M9sthYgXB
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12/17
2019
@10DowningStreet @BorisJohnson https://t.co/SdYIV9MYmO
12/15
2019
Police block Buchanan St as anti-Boris protesters increase the volume and march the entire length of the street.… https://t.co/KnpfE7bY8w
Retweeted by David Kane#GeneralElection2019Putin should just invade us now. Half he cunts here would probably help him right now #Disgustingthe whole of scotland @ nicola sturgeon after seeing the exit poll: https://t.co/BY85OcqvRR
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12/13
2019
Never has one of my photos been used for a better cause ❤🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #getfuckedboris https://t.co/ywXHXmpR0a
12/12
2019
Trying to keep my social media as election free as possible as it makes me so angry but this is just beautiful. Tak… https://t.co/nhPYNTVsl1
12/10
2019
Everyone should share the shit out of this. https://t.co/WZ77L4OFeI
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12/6
2019
Song of the year - @fouryearstrong We All float Down Here. Well, it was out in 2015 but I only found it this year… https://t.co/2Sp5fwnxmaArtist of the decade on my spotify and in life #spotifywrapped #spotifywrapped2019 @ENTERSHIKARIMy top 5 artists of 2019... @BiffyClyro @ENTERSHIKARI @ASITISofficial @DONBROCO @IdlewildtheBandhttps://t.co/VFAUK7Ic4g
12/5
2019
#1901Recipe Afraid that while it is nicer than the 'New' stuff or extra... It's nowhere near as good as original. S… https://t.co/Kb5kIspcxd @IvyRGehenna @SuicideGirls If this isn't high praise, I do not know what is! Thanks <3
12/4
2019
My cat had surgery and they shaved his tail https://t.co/8BPugzP8vV
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11/22
2019
You can't hide, there's no place to hide! 🧟‍♀️🦇🎃 #zombietramp #zombie #jason #jasonvoorhees #friday13thhttps://t.co/7HV9gbt6KuI'm gonna split you in 2 🧟‍♀️🎃 #zombietramp #freddykrueger #nightmareonelmstreet #halloween #bodypaint #trickortreat https://t.co/fI0sMQqseT
11/2
2019

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