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Jordan Crucchiola @JorCru Los Angeles, CA

Being a feminist doesn't mean you hate men, it means you can walk through walls and can never die @annadrezen

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Joined Twitter 1/8/09


It’s so crazy to think that the federal government is... going to be fully staffed now. Just like all the positions… https://t.co/qI2oIOZOfgWHO MIGHT THOSE OTHER POWERFUL PEOPLE BE, FORMER MAJORITY LEADER???? https://t.co/L4HJA6FRps @Sasseeloo @disaster_pod @paulfeig @AmandaRTubbs @JasonHalftones Thank you very much for taking us on the walk!! @Sasseeloo @disaster_pod @paulfeig @AmandaRTubbs @JasonHalftones He was a perfect Disaster guest 😁👀 https://t.co/azSqJ1LfjOMan the kind of high school comedy kind of high school slasher thing happening with CUTTING CLASS has really taken… https://t.co/0zXS8sKJKGListen guy if you want the girl you’re obsessed with and NOT think you’re a murderer then don’t like sneak into her… https://t.co/qxI7oElXTqMan no matter how many 80s movies I watch it will never stop surprising me how HUGE underwear used to be. Just SO much fabric.Rarely do I feel this way but I hope Brad Pitt gets FUCKED up in this movie!!Listen I know the cast out friend is having a hard time and everything but just staring at Jill Schoelen and doorbe… https://t.co/xlzfFsIdwm @BrndnStrssng Very curious to see how this goes!Shitty boyfriend Brad Pitt just got curved by studios gf Jill Schoelen and she told him “don’t be mad,” and be answ… https://t.co/5BBrrb1hxDOh wait one of the creep teachers just got locked in a pottery kiln I think it’s gonna be vengeance!!!Teachers are just like OPENLY hitting on the main girl in this movie but like I can’t tell if it’s going to be a pl… https://t.co/4sr4IDGgCE @JoMo5760 Hahaha a great list!Ok I’ve transitioned to CUTTING CLASS where a VERY young Brad Pitt has already ripped apart an ex friend for having… https://t.co/GT72IW9h0JSK’s!!!!! Best there is. https://t.co/ei8Ewex010 @whoelsebutmitch W O W @TheQueerMonkey Not podcast YET!! 😁 But it could be for the future I don’t know yet!!!Holy fucking shit I just hit play on THE FOG remake from 2005 and it just opens right up with SUGAR, WE’RE GOING DO… https://t.co/7X8lq77du0I have Nancy Pelosi talking to Joy Reid in the background and just beard her say, “You have to be able to throw a p… https://t.co/tI2KTiOQjm @himynameisaldo Damn straight!!!Finally someone said it https://t.co/YtkPleBLx7 @eviltaylorhicks THE STOOORRRRMMMSSSS!!!! https://t.co/vMxBeAJSvKOh man probably... BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA. We watched a ton of JCVD and Lundgren and Seagal in my house growin… https://t.co/1lzkrbh9z0 @suspirialex I mean Alex torturing people like that seems VERY rewarding 🙃 @TyleKurner I really didn’t think I could improve upon it! @TyleKurner I see the position and have heard it from more and more people. My input would be just what Cyrus said… https://t.co/jK8o7lAgAg @TyleKurner Listen we don’t know if he gets convicted we just know she took her route of last resort @everyone_critic And I’m always trying to take in more South Korean film!!! A WINNING ENDEAVOR! @everyone_critic It was a key series that came about right as LONG standing film production restrictions were elimi… https://t.co/F69tG5cFmBOh EXCELLENT https://t.co/oJ6IVNWO3E @rileythequeerdo @dodsdmr Listen. You don’t have to tell me 👀 @SuperYakiShop The Simple Favor font is TREMENDOUSGet ready for the 29th y’all!!!!! https://t.co/xa5UJdLAvv @AWolfeful THEN CONSIDER IT A GIFT! @AWolfeful April would you like a playlist of lesbian bops? https://t.co/txMJKXpsNT @C_GraceT Lady Jordan Waterton of Toms sounds... pretty good actually @ajhan My jaw dropped open and I said out loud OH FUCK YOUWalking by a T*ry L*nez billboard and I hope there is a tiny earthquake epicentered specifically underneath it that destroys the structure 😒
1/20
2021
LET'S FUCKING GO https://t.co/DBUXnYeA5U
Retweeted by Jordan Crucchiola @battymamzelle Or pink if you prefer!! https://t.co/kLnod1BPgOWe are taking a stand @paulfeig ‼️‼️ Join the SIMPLE FAVOR Oscar uprising at @SuperYakiShop https://t.co/ijvsckaGw4 @SheaSerrano @thebobbyreed Ip Man punch flurry v. Ma Dong-Seok single punch!!!! https://t.co/MaDpM6rKp5I am so jealous that Alanna already has her SIMPLE FAVOR attire but that means mine is almost here!!!!! https://t.co/UmxH1TDoXgThe first season of AUGHTSTERION will conclude with the end of January so me and Sam can just bank a bunch more epi… https://t.co/9LM7wqGrda @_TeaClub_ Thank you Tea Club! @ZProductionz Christ that’s TOO MUCH.Well just kill me https://t.co/UU0IT2QuVN @ella_kemp @sempremale I appreciate that :):) https://t.co/pKkRuEIhAD @kimmasters @HawleyMO WHAT NOW? @ella_kemp Here’s a whole thread I’ve been keeping: https://t.co/WvnPZ6u84o @sempremale @ella_kemp Hey thanks! @Duugy13 @HarneyTea I’ll have to expand my Harney offerings. I’ve had some options but am interested in trying more! @WoodsRunning I haven’t had Tetley!!I of course LOVE hearing suggestions... 👀 https://t.co/tntx97JgMxI basically only drink black tea and after having tried SO many, I’m prepared to say that Builders is the best day… https://t.co/mDiVXhMecVHappy birthday Dolly Parton, you true national treasure. 🥲🌈💖☕️ https://t.co/eT8HPbJOcY
Retweeted by Jordan Crucchiola @tedgeoghegan 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 @tedgeoghegan AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I’ve been to two Dolly shows and they are two of the NICEST experiences of my life!!!!!Good for them https://t.co/sIHZJ4BKXUSince hearing Zayn’s speaking voice for the first time I keep thinking of this silly hot photo and just. Damn. Thes… https://t.co/xHNKSDZLgM @brachyrhynchos Yeah I give a respectful nod from a distance to the Juggalos. @battymamzelle I was like “oh surely I’ve heard him speak...” and no NEVER. @Snapple https://t.co/sDA5OAYoNyHappy Birthday to the best of the best. https://t.co/rTyAYFWJQd @TaylorLorenz @gcaw @neilclevine @YAppelbaum Real Tipper Gore energy in that response!Read this piece instead. “Insane Clown Posse is among the few cultural leaders who know that the pandemic-era role… https://t.co/Yw5b6xNiP5
Retweeted by Jordan CrucchiolaThis supposes the Gathering of the Juggalos is some annual underground event where people kill each other and commi… https://t.co/JSQFSVCN7KGive us your moneys https://t.co/aJZYPkfitI
Retweeted by Jordan Crucchiola @EmilyDreyfuss I was sobbing into a brisket I made with two friends in my living room. Since designated The Sadness Brisket.It’s very nice!!!Realizing I’ve never heard Zayn’s speaking voice until... this exact moment. https://t.co/vLX1sicHC8Because it's been strip mined to a nostalgic, retro aesthetic. In 2021 people at forefront of design & urban futuri… https://t.co/kAij8dlsHu
Retweeted by Jordan Crucchiola @brbrbrantley I cannot handle itI went down that hill on my bike and it’s BRAKES ON THE WHOLE WAY @somebadideas Just watching this is making my bones hurt!!! @TyRawrrnosaurus Not a chance!!!!Jesus Christ I know that hill and NOOOOOOOPE!!!! https://t.co/OS34kc6GHy @havethehabit It’s incredible.Sigourney Weaver’s voice really is CELESTIAL. @wyntermitchell I love how they went to the top of Twin Peaks to film and it was windy as HELL. Lol no use in waiti… https://t.co/wdwcNnOQKd @wyntermitchell It is incredible! And these SF landmarks are making me WISTFUL!!Sigourney is trying to MAKE. IT. HAPPEN. with agent Dermot and I say GET IT GIRL.“He’s hacked into her Internet address!” Lol I think he actually just sent her an e mail...???I’m so worried about John Rothman too!!!!!!!Being best. https://t.co/SOSfd7WJis
Retweeted by Jordan CrucchiolaMan Holly Hunter and partner Dermot Mulroney are so chummy and he kindly bought her a cheeseburger when he got sush… https://t.co/YLCG6IIJOXHolly Hunter possesses so much power it is TERRIFYINGWatching COPYCAT and Sigourney Weaver’s apartment is AMAZING. @Matt_Muchka And dizzying!!!I’ll have what she’s having https://t.co/WK36eKWyOO @TheDreaClark Trash avengers ASSEMBLE!!! @TheZeusJuice FUCK YESSSSSSSSSI love that win so much for the Warriors because so many players showed up! Paschall! Curry! Oubre! Juanamaker! Draymond! HUZZAH!! @erikmal What a great victory!!!!!What an encouraging win for the Warriors!!!!!!!OH MY STEPH
Retweeted by Jordan CrucchiolaWARRIORS I AM BEGGING YOU TO CLOSE
1/19
2021

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