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Once considered a promising academic (admin law, con law, constitutional theory, political philosophy, etc.). "Idolatrous monkey" -@vermeullarmine

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Joined Twitter 8/10/18


@smithpatrick08 @BarnasJoe I kept up until the end but the last half of it was a pretty rough go @yuanyi_z @bouledenerfs_ no idea what you mean: https://t.co/Wl9tNj1jfH @bumbazza3 🤷‍♂️ @bouledenerfs_ https://t.co/51isdjp8jGRemembering how House had a major character commit suicide completely out of nowhere so the actor could take a job… https://t.co/WiCHQ53cwC @Andrew___Baker wait is ossy a vegetarian? @Andrew___Baker just contributing to the dividing by zero ratio here
11/29
2020
Democracy really is about building things that future generations will look down upon as depraved and tasteless, so… https://t.co/cQzIEqQBRuNo I will not be bringing back my masked avi from the spring https://t.co/U6VDKtAkCVI’m not gonna let anyone act all morally superior to me when they haven’t even bothered to photoshop a mask onto their avi.Dramatic story, happy ending. https://t.co/WfKYYK0123 @david__simon @Andrew___Baker I guarantee it’s cheaper to hire a maid. @CheeseForEvery1 Executive orders suck.when a good boy meets another good boy https://t.co/uPjHUDaSYm
Retweeted by Jordan L. Perkinshow could anyone want this era to end https://t.co/8ttIIF9eAi⚠️ This claim about the 2020 presidential election is disputed. https://t.co/XNuNRbY46N https://t.co/j7mM6j7cIv @jordantcarlson throwing a curveball with a rock is actually pretty impressivein all seriousness, sometimes the kids do come to me for life advice because I got a JD or went to PhD school or wh… https://t.co/WABPRUA5Si @Andrew___Baker I discovered today, after years without touching it, that I actually enjoy the taste of Jack Daniel… https://t.co/mq2LwNu5JtI like to think the kids look up to me as sort of a role model.I'm pretty sure I keep recycling the same jokes on twitter every three to six months, but my memory for things I've… https://t.co/M37rkcHT4Pyou are now having a good day, you're welcome! https://t.co/Nh9B7oxcdT
Retweeted by Jordan L. Perkins @ProfRobAnderson Four weeks?trump should keep oust biden lawsuits going for the full four years of his term, because why not @CheeseForEvery1 You shouldn’t ever tattoo a dog. @Vermeullarmine https://t.co/T22GBQarGo @leigholiver Had to make it a bit more fun https://t.co/6M4CGEY3Td @lexlanham @Jaime_ASantos maybe they can use what I call pro hack vice @StephenMWulff @scottjshapiro https://t.co/tLFBNh2M2h @quasiaesthete level of detail in notes = importance of remembering it @BarnasJoe https://t.co/KRvBmIVKo4 @BarnasJoe Not today, FBI @Andrew___Baker @HoffProf https://t.co/zFIqAkWRmame when one of my mutuals is angrily attacking another https://t.co/iKnBMdK0iC @BarnasJoe @SalemLola @nocontxt99 and we supposedly live in a democracy. @SalemLola @BarnasJoe @nocontxt99 Spoiler: Joe keeps losing @GrayConnolly @HumphreyBohun @JohnBrennan Probably can't top this one: https://t.co/IMLwl08Vqt @GrayConnolly @HumphreyBohun @JohnBrennan Looking for wittier ways to reference Brennan's warm embrace of terror states @SalemLola @BarnasJoe @nocontxt99 haven't we taken this vote already like three times now @scrowder https://t.co/xUc7NlYsvW
11/28
2020
an incredibly versatile scholar: https://t.co/bZaupydzPiWe need to fix the vetting process that enables ppl like John Brennan to lead secretive, unaccountable foreign-adve… https://t.co/QU23xuDMZR
Retweeted by Jordan L. Perkins @wokus_dei I was looking for a lit pope Francis img but first we need to talk about this https://t.co/3JMtMvvHM1https://t.co/yngeSHIOxU @HarkHeraldPress @Philip_Huff @scottjshapiro the new m1 MacBook Air is probably the best normal-person laptop they… https://t.co/ncMXkWxQHA @scottjshapiro That's good.update: if I tap Scott's face it now takes me to...my Verso books shopping cart? https://t.co/4HQo0H4LwP @Philip_Huff @scottjshapiro Not remotely.Scott is just staring at me. As I watch Netflix. As I read the news. As I browse twitter. As I grade exams. The… https://t.co/0PALjU3UCPThis is no longer connected to anything I have open on my computer https://t.co/W477mA6OteI downloaded an old photo of @scottjshapiro to use for photoshop joke purposes about a week ago and never got aroun… https://t.co/oT5v6x6iFX @BarnasJoe @BasedPoland2 aggressive un-likeThe kindle store just sent me a promotional message: "Are u still thinking about this book?: Leviathan, by Thomas Hobbes" Yes, yes I am. @Greg_Oryel It does not. @KevinBaum013 We get all the best Columbia rejects tho. @GreySmithereens @FlorioGina She’s probably not wrong tho. @KevinBaum013 https://t.co/7lIpSV3P8W @KevinBaum013 https://t.co/HqF825Zaub @FlorioGina https://t.co/qHjsOQDWDbI love this website so much. @ANNVYSHINSKY @ConnorMEwing Needs a few more lights @stan_bowker @OklahomaReiki I’ve been stuck in the and stage a while. @OneOfAKindTakes https://t.co/nccKb69MPn @ConnorMEwing See, 95% of the work is already done for you guys hereWhen I die, if none of my mutuals put my name in neon in his or her kitchen, I will take turns haunting each and ev… https://t.co/FlXKoW5ZBgDeleted a tweet chronicling my proudest moment as a Twitter monkey because I don’t want to encourage abuse of the Twitter natives. @CoreyRYung If they live in Kansas aren’t they American geese @IshanDasg_pta @RyanRadia Can’t get me disbarred off I never passed the bar.Have a great title for my memoir—I, Monke. Now to do some stuff I can write about. @RyanW1867 @OklahomaReiki It takes a lot of practice. @PhilOutsider @OklahomaReiki :(One wonderful thing which can be said about the antifa generation is that I just don't see them developing some sil… https://t.co/OvxGgtnhmg @_djpn I couldn't tell!🔥🔥🔥 https://t.co/rFgGtVWUzi @_djpn Cuomo himself was quite clear, both before the court decision and after it, that exactly zero people get dif… https://t.co/xgTlwK7wMBI think I'd read this piece when it first came out(?) but I'm reading it again, and, as usual, Raymond Guess was sp… https://t.co/7kwrq2e89nI’m not some fancy news man, but “travel restrictions...In this case” probably refers to travel restrictions as an… https://t.co/h9GgkPDAuQBetter whiskey. https://t.co/lsE9SVhH3v @Prof_Cooper plot twist: they were purchased slightly chilled from a deli for the purpose of being reheated later d… https://t.co/5JBVRlmnkj @BarnasJoe happy thanksgiving buddyor maybe it's more of a Zeno's paradox? they didn't let me into the philosophy school.having an existential debate over whether this 2am meal is thanksgiving still or post-thanksgiving leftovers. a sorites paradox for our age.https://t.co/pYsJj3mFe3
Retweeted by Jordan L. Perkins @FreddyMagnus see enough money in my patreon account and it can become a real thing hashtag donalddrumpf @smithpatrick08 look if they're going to waste their money it's better me than Beto o'rourke's next failed campaignplease donate to my patreon for more hard-hitting legal analysis hashtag resistwhen mike Flynn leaves prison Adam Schiff can immediately file a motion for reverse habeas corpus with Emmit Sulliv… https://t.co/ypq52ezwKS @brianlfrye now I see the promised land to getting to 100k followersLadies,,, @JenniferLahl Nice turkeys!I wouldn't say I *saved human civilization from extinction* exactly, BUTI know, I'm a bit of a hero https://t.co/Cf1vPC4r8M @CheeseForEvery1 teach me ur secret wise one @CheeseForEvery1 best years of my life tbhWeird question but ok https://t.co/e76bsIpg5d @apex_pl .@Vermeullarmine look what you've donetfw you went way overboard on the afternoon coffee and you feel like you're being hunted through the jungle by a li… https://t.co/kIKPUTsbAL @kvallier downloading it, resisting treating it as one more excuse to not grade student term papers tonight @BenWoodfinden I've got to the point that I strongly prefer to read things on my iPad @kvallier it's probably *easier* to be a tyrant-dick when you see competing ideological worldview as the product of… https://t.co/XghUuaO5D4
11/27
2020

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