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If a new user has a bad time, it's a bug. #hugops practitioner. Empathy-driven developer. Infosec@Elastic (previously, Logstash lead). He/him. 💚💙💛

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@skeptomai A+ couch energy @wholemilk Only goofs allowed in this house.Couch dog. https://t.co/idhv9ZhusuI mentioned before that sometimes I get excited about unidentifiable specks I find on leaves and such, and sometime… https://t.co/jU6Li5neHIAlso found more springtails wandering among the plants. This one was somewhat motionless (it's just below the yello… https://t.co/SSZz3RrdPhAphids doing their thing. I never see them move in response to me, so I picked one up and put it on my jeans to see… https://t.co/HvVyzW11BH
2/21
2020
I want to like Another Eden, but like, for a single player RPG game, requiring uninterrupted network connectivity s… https://t.co/YINqOMykcvIf you come across an unknown spider in your house, always remember to SPLAT: - Stay in eye contact with the spide… https://t.co/yIUa7iPsJt
Retweeted by @jordansissel @pugnascotia I have an odd-shaped macro lens and I’d like to add a light to the front of it to make better photos.… https://t.co/uNRsXEAN1T @fivetanley :( https://t.co/hdSpNsE5OHMost of my firmware flashing experience is requiring specialized software and often a serial cable. It’s frustratin… https://t.co/QRNseUfKnK @fivetanley Welcome ... back?Prototype assembled! Used the ring light to photograph the Adafruit Trinket M0 that drives it! Fun with meta ;) Sid… https://t.co/rB1zSddXP9 @DanielGallagher Yessssss. Hardware is soooo accessible these days with good communities
2/20
2020
@samkottler Once you do, send a ladder down for the rest of us. @markimbriaco They’re a new-ish way to pay for school, but the folks who need it likely can’t afford a lawyer to he… https://t.co/Jf5QQmc9jK @markimbriaco @KimCrayton1 https://t.co/wTjDApvQYc The linked article talks about likely problems (beyond the prob… https://t.co/19L9NnIHHe @IanColdwater @stephenaugustus Some days the honk is a warning. Some days the honk is a celebration. @markimbriaco @KimCrayton1 and others have been tracking sketchy/unsafe stuff around lambda school for a while now — https://t.co/Wx4XIi3Fmm @philiph What if the headphones aren’t real but just an idea WHAT THEN PHILIP. @IanColdwater @abaranov @LapTop006 @stephenaugustus @SethMcCombs @markyjackson5 @bdimcheff @girlgerms @jpwarrenhttps://t.co/tzSq6e530o @s_mcleod With luck it’ll hold until I get this all connected 😆Not pictured: me swearing a lot.First 3 solder joints went well, but it went all downhill from there. Will test tomorrow. 🤞 https://t.co/5II4eQffqw @markyjackson5 @jpwarren @girlgerms @bdimcheff @IanColdwater @LapTop006 @oscaron @detiber @stephenaugustushttps://t.co/C3GYkEQnRn @jpwarren @girlgerms @bdimcheff @IanColdwater @LapTop006 @markyjackson5 @oscaron @detiber @stephenaugustushttps://t.co/IEyr8cR0ZE @IanColdwater @detiber @markyjackson5 @bdimcheff @stephenaugustus @SethMcCombs Send help I can’t stop watching @detiber @IanColdwater @markyjackson5 @bdimcheff @stephenaugustus @SethMcCombs I had no idea there was a music video. My lord what a world. @detiber @IanColdwater @markyjackson5 @bdimcheff @stephenaugustus @SethMcCombs Thank you for this gem. I hadn’t seen it yet 💙💙💙 @IanColdwater @detiber @markyjackson5 @bdimcheff @stephenaugustus @SethMcCombs Oh hell yes I love that song and als… https://t.co/dA4MRWKDFL @IanColdwater @detiber @markyjackson5 @bdimcheff @stephenaugustus @SethMcCombs This is a safe space. @detiber @IanColdwater @markyjackson5 @bdimcheff @stephenaugustus @SethMcCombs We made a recent mistake of having n… https://t.co/KNmwlwtiB7 @IanColdwater @detiber @markyjackson5 @bdimcheff @stephenaugustus @SethMcCombs Yikes. Y’all, a home is a sacred pla… https://t.co/1VAj19D0ZE @grepory That there is a good look. ☑️ @pokeythepenguin My first sight of Pokey was when a friend on a MUD linked me to https://t.co/Zw0M0Lz7J3 and this w… https://t.co/tBIX7YCLQC @MissAmyTobey Possibly. Looking back, trying to replicate GFS and MR outside the constraints of google (where there… https://t.co/mgogYcUs31 @jtimberman @MissAmyTobey probaboy too early to say, but I think map reduce was more harmful. Hadoop felt great for… https://t.co/BJXMdYWeGz
2/19
2020
@0xMatt +1 - kids (and pets) are frequent visitors in many @elastic meetings @n0ty3p Ok that’s a rad name. 😆 @n0ty3p What kind of garbage teacher says that 😱 What instrument did yours start on? @n0ty3p So true.It’s exciting because they’ve only had a passing interest in music before when I was like hey lets play piano or uk… https://t.co/5FUNXKrbNnI have consented to teaching the kids music with a recorder... and the sound is already regretful 😭 Upside: I bought a flute for myself. 💙 @QuinnyPig Oh come on we got at least 3 minutes warning for Reader being turned off ☹️ @thephreck I found two options for shooting sync. The hot shoe can tell me when the shutter is active, or I can use… https://t.co/fL0Z7OA3G5[note-taking intensifies] https://t.co/MHmpxgg3xC @wholemilk Dunno how france does it, but that's probably a grey area of 4th amendment, states-vs-federal boundaries… https://t.co/Wl2y0Vq7vm @henriksen @KrisBuytaert @QuinnyPig @awscloud @funcOfJoe @PulumiCorp Yes! Secure needs to be the default and easy p… https://t.co/6CuafxYKes @michaelcoyote The day turned out OK 👍 @tabletcorry I want to have it flare out a bit. After I get this wired and working I’ll experiment with other shapesMy first print didn’t work because I fail at data entry. Adafruit listed 44.5mm outer diameter and for some reason… https://t.co/RJUDvm6MkG @randomfrequency @DanielGallagher Why must you divide us. @DanielGallagher @thephreck Reminds me of "Who takes green, is green, follows green leader" https://t.co/mgxoUX19En Who is waffle leader.lThis ring will be used in a macro ring light I'm building to help make taking night time photos with my Laowa 25mm… https://t.co/HeqhAAL82fJeff here is our "swing voter" https://t.co/a4vGEWOJ2w @DanielGallagher @thephreck I reject this forced dichotomy. However, I accept my role on team waffle wherever we may go. You have my fork. 🍴 @thephreck @DanielGallagher I tried to select the text to copy/paste into google to find out what it really is, and… https://t.co/omIP2nXRuH @DanielGallagher Twitter renders these emoji so poorly I can't actually tell what they are and cannot vote as a result :(Adafruit neopixel ring up close. As usual, Adafruit's PCB work is so smooth and looks amazing. https://t.co/nEvNeAGGzu @midendian @flySFO Strangest climate adjustment for me when I moved here was that winter is green and summer is brown. @robynbergeron @QuinnyPig Robyn ... I see what you are doing here. you can’t try to hack the genie for more wishes! @michaelcoyote We were gonna do Capitola today also, but decided on the Oakland Zoo... which was full and had over… https://t.co/K5yXRytL8bPlaaaaannntttsssss https://t.co/gtlwCQp3eL
2/18
2020
@wilkieii That amulet isn’t gonna retrieve itself, ya know. @littleidea @QuinnyPig @miah_ @IanColdwater Helllll yeeesssssss lets do thisYessssssss ❤️ https://t.co/LSlxSk3BP2 @cleverdevil @edolnx The Animatrix are also pretty good and worth watching. (Short films set in the Matrix movie universe)
2/17
2020
I hacked my arm #prosthesis so that I can plug it into my synthesizer and control the music with my thoughts. Check… https://t.co/RuWZqVp6dL
Retweeted by @jordansissel @chipadeedoodah 🎶 you gotta try new drugs cuz it might feel good 🎶 @chipadeedoodah He’s about to ask Tigey some very deep questions about life and the universe. @log1kal @dbsmasher @iamb Also 5. @lkanies !!!! Oh my. Ok. I’ve done some of the DLC but tiny tina’s was my favorite. There’s another DLC with Torgue that is also good.https://t.co/vU46L2Wp34
Retweeted by @jordansissel @lkanies Agreeeeee. There are few games where I enjoyed so many of the characters. BL2 Tiny Tina’s Assault on Drago… https://t.co/exXNAP1IVt @memecast If we have paper with pii on it, we should be asking the 4 year old why they piid on it 😂🤔 @amyngyn Our school district included amazing advice such as this gem... “Consider not attending or hosting large gatherings.” 🧐 @QuinnyPig Gimme a 10 blade and lets figure out what all these body parts are for... Why are you screaming @QuinnyPig I try to figure how stuff works by poking and trying edge cases and such... and when done on people this upsets them. 😂😭🙃 @miah_ I hope you can find safety soon 💜
2/16
2020
@wholemilk Same! I don’t remember any of their songs (besides the one with my name) but had college friends who were big fans. @wholemilk Something Corporate - If you C Jordan “Fuck you, Jordan. You make me sick” https://t.co/M5SCf3abxy @wholemilk How come bees get pockets and we don’t. ☹️ @ReinH I mean, it says right there... "PROVABLY FAIR" how could it be anything else.Yesterday, most of the honeybees seemed to be collecting nectar (deeper in the flower). Today, many are collecting… https://t.co/FGaUvk7DG3Sometimes I get excited about a small speck and upon reviewing a photograph determine it was actually dirt or debri… https://t.co/RFvIgjjhFLTwo slugs having sexy times on this valentines day. They were slowly circling around and around in a dance. https://t.co/c6NwfVhEL2Still working for a company that contracts with ICE? You’re part of this. https://t.co/B3kDtNXEMs
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2/15
2020
@carthik 😱 my desk is usually worse haha @bjgillespie My kids eat all the apples this tree makes. Some day I’ll get to have one 😂Honey bee going to town on the apple tree. https://t.co/Qh0JYv4pyZTest fit of a ring light I’m working on for my Laowa 25mm macro lens. The longer hood will be covered with reflecti… https://t.co/RL9ytnWnJ6Introducing the Hippocratic License v2. It has been completely rewritten to empower creators to ensure that their… https://t.co/RGOl0BrAG8
Retweeted by @jordansissel @hcoyote Garbage desk keepers unite! @n0ty3p “Was dining room” 😂 @dinomite Found a blog which indicates this failure was super common for this mouse and also had a part number for… https://t.co/rRSAWSSxGw @the_mckern uuugh I know that feeling. FYI Ben and Jerry's peanut butter cup ice cream is 👍 @snipeyhead @uberbrady Smart! I need to downsize also and add drawers so that I can shove crap into drawers instead of onto the floor.I removed most of the papers. Imagine about 5 small stacks of paper with PII on it. This is probably what I’d rate… https://t.co/wA5DKUM0gGI wouldn't even mind showing my actual desk contents except it's got 2-3 layers of sensitive PII (bills, tax stuff,… https://t.co/Qooul5YTz5 @acedrew Ooooh mine's teflon I think. Silicone would be a huuuge game changer for me as well. Thanks!
2/14
2020

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