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jordan @JordanUhl Washington, D.C.

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TODAY! Vote for @IlhanMN! https://t.co/ngzK6SEW7Q @BryanGarris_ some angry New Yorker @BryanGarris_ https://t.co/bdflWArS9yhttps://t.co/KPRFIi7eSb
Retweeted by jordanWatch, if you dare, Ben Shapiro drain every drop of sexuality out of "WAP" https://t.co/q1W7bZJYO7
Retweeted by jordanDear God https://t.co/SUwgFyCvd8
Retweeted by jordan @JordanUhl ben shapiros wife : talk dirty to me please ben shapiro : i simply will not say the p word
Retweeted by jordan @MurderBryan @Buz_Meg It's a decent album very anxious to hear a reviewI trust Brian Kelly to do the right thing for students even when so-called experts say it isn't safe https://t.co/Z6yOEpEcu8
Retweeted by jordanIn March, Ron Johnson was willing to look past over 3% of the population—that's over 10 million people—dying.… https://t.co/LBFpPxPFyD
8/11
2020
The legend @IlhanMN is up for reelection this Tuesday. https://t.co/ngzK6SEW7Q
Retweeted by jordanhello 911? please, hurry...my wife, she has a wet ass p-wordLadies, if your pussy is wet, please consult a doctor https://t.co/aovjf89F5I
Retweeted by jordan @jscros Gaming is good @jbillinson @Walldo yeah I think this is when we really need random people on the internet like basement dwellers f… https://t.co/qRxe9nvmJg @JordanUhl please forgive us 😭 https://t.co/T1K6yJyNW7
Retweeted by jordan @benshapiro thanks for censoring the p-wordhttps://t.co/5Qo7pfU1XU https://t.co/HM0WCReKCI @JordanUhl also https://t.co/torZ3jNC9b
Retweeted by jordan @snmrrw nice, congrats man @ByYourLogic just incredible stuff here https://t.co/RpTn84dzJdlol https://t.co/3014N07WDS https://t.co/AcgPRg3XXc @GenePark i hope people who do this get stuck in trafficcardi b's gonna absolutely body ben shapiro on twitter https://t.co/1AWAqHOPfK
Retweeted by jordanBen Shapiro’s opinion on WAP https://t.co/9BAUL3IHCw
Retweeted by jordanben shapiro is physically unable to say “pussy” and i love that for him https://t.co/8mSU9TL3IK
Retweeted by jordan @IdahoBones p-wordevery time there’s a horny song trending ben has to read the lyrics on his show and act like Gloria Steinem wrote it https://t.co/veBRS8Xshk
Retweeted by jordan @TaylarGlasgow pretty cool right??ladies please contain your excitement https://t.co/e8Lr5Np8yD @WaywardWinifred @EdMarkey @SHODesusAndMero Ed Markey browsing Stock X with @desusnice & @meroMinneapolis! Tomorrow is election day! Vote for @IlhanMN! https://t.co/ngzK6SEW7Qchocolate starfish all the way https://t.co/anQ3wUnnVEAlright, here we go. Possibly the most important of all the polls we have done so far. Which album should we review… https://t.co/mhWGR6l8II
Retweeted by jordanIt's not a goddamn joke Ted. Millions of families are facing hunger, the threat of eviction, and the loss of their… https://t.co/1TKbvNh6hX
Retweeted by jordanyes ed anything for the clout. hope she sees this @AOC https://t.co/XK4chnI3It https://t.co/9LVjDeVMpf
Retweeted by jordan @reynlord 👀👀👀Limited edition vintage acid wash CRASH THE RIDE shirt available now. I’m so dumb. Link in bio https://t.co/TybHgRiIG7
Retweeted by jordan @reynlord that's sickThe Navy would have a much easier time if they'd just admit what's plainly obvious to everyone… https://t.co/153xzWZ8SP
Retweeted by jordanHave you guys heard of this thing called "The Navy"? I guess their deal is they are in charge of the ocean? Also th… https://t.co/tmbrYYEcJu
Retweeted by jordan @GenePark @glukeperrin https://t.co/OitBIunbxL https://t.co/82j9eNzJSFOn Saturday at 2pm a car pulled up in front of our home and office in Detroit and shot through our front windows ri… https://t.co/IzmjqPRAxv
Retweeted by jordanthey had no issues using "other people's money" to create an enormous corporate slush fund but now that working peo… https://t.co/rTEb2oIi94raising awareness for [squints] the navy @TRAPTOFFICIAL photoshoppedThe Navy "esports team" keeps repeating this lie that they aren't on Twitch to recruit. It's not recruiting, it's… https://t.co/blPcdpIy5ewow holy shit congrats @TRAPTOFFICIAL, what is that... 13 people in the crowd?! this must be a new record! https://t.co/cXiRe2MNyF @TVietor08 @BenSasse the cover-2 @johnrobertgage You're citing old data from before he published his book. That Roll Call list was published in earl… https://t.co/xLrzGdCAn7 @TVietor08 @BenSasse come on man in fairness trevor lawrence actually crushed it at operation. nobody could remove… https://t.co/oqJgmgZaJr @psubeatboxer @jorster https://t.co/UaeMSz62Pv"Sasse reported assets totaling between $1,617,000 and $6,738,000" Hope this helps @johnrobertgage https://t.co/kRBe5vWQ5whey john what does that number say after the words "estimated net worth" and how is that "well less than a million… https://t.co/nB5fdOPdfX @TriviumPaolo i agreeyeah probably because those two quarterbacks aren't epidemiologists hope this helps https://t.co/MmOe8RnTQ7Multimillionaire Ben Sasse desperately pleads that kids work for free and risk their health and safety in the middl… https://t.co/XLyFOCmRgkDan Patrick reports Big Ten had internal vote & by 12-2 margin, league members opted on not having a fall football… https://t.co/5updg96u56
Retweeted by jordannew @insurgentspod: @robrousseau & i talked to @justinhendrix about what attacks on the post office mean for the c… https://t.co/4wO8If64Qrhe's going to write about the mount rushmore stuff & the headline will be something like "why trump wanting to be o… https://t.co/3TUppAcdC9 @houseofleavesx Yeah they announced it a couple months ago. On the fence about this one. @houseofleavesx NAN is Al Sharpton's groupA new Super PAC is sending flyers specifically courting Republicans to vote for @IlhanMN’s Democratic primary oppon… https://t.co/BO7S2VfqWo
Retweeted by jordanTwitch and Amazon will be rebranding Twitch Prime to Prime Gaming to "make it clearer" to members, in line with oth… https://t.co/QONwXOrNN8
Retweeted by jordan @KFILE dementialive with @_jacobxlilly @crentist_ & @kenny_widowson https://t.co/6UuwnYfJhGInteresting piece by @benyt on how the right works the refs for favorable treatment with historical context on how… https://t.co/H5ThxD4ErwI'm obviously partial to @MoveOn videos but @sunrisemvmt wins with the @IlhanMN fancam https://t.co/ISD48KmefHThe legend @IlhanMN is up for reelection this Tuesday. https://t.co/ngzK6SEW7QSign up for my newsletter to get this week's installment, coming Wednesday, which will be about Train to Busan. In… https://t.co/F0tOV0Hpfo
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8/10
2020
awesome https://t.co/WSMLm483NSI think I missed international cat day so here's a belated sequence of my cat toppling my Frosted Flakes....maybe t… https://t.co/dJI2av4bWoUPDATE: Georgia high school that went viral for photos of crowded hallways will go online-only Monday and Tuesday a… https://t.co/beFPfOGCHE
Retweeted by jordan @matthwatson oh manoh fuck oh fuck fuck https://t.co/CIviSekshh
Retweeted by jordanOne-Third of American Renters Expected to Miss Their August Payment https://t.co/LFCSQP4sk4
Retweeted by jordan[Schools before 2020] - NO to wearing clothes that expose your shoulders - NO to ripped jeans because we see your… https://t.co/onGZwLODwf
Retweeted by jordanAnd the jobs never came. Seemed like every city was promised new cracker plants. That never happened. New jobs went… https://t.co/wYVqQOoVpjGotta imagine the steady decline in favorability is impacted at least in part by all those promises of new jobs & m… https://t.co/yLJOvOxYFhI remember vividly when oil & gas companies flooded the tri-state area promising thousands of jobs, piles of cash a… https://t.co/yFePg857mTR/unemployment today https://t.co/wTkcqvEG0R
Retweeted by jordan @abbyhorchata It's a draw @NeptunesProteus @yashar @GenePark shereen the suburban dreamWe are on now with @JordanUhl https://t.co/dwTZVO3xkH
Retweeted by jordanOops! Someone let it slip that he's a recruiter on the Navy's stream CC: @tjotimmy8 @JordanUhl @LeftFlankVets https://t.co/AblSe4aysv
Retweeted by jordanNavy admits most of the esports team are actually recruiters. https://t.co/LtoDkUT587
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8/9
2020
I’m taking credit for introducing Jordan to this but we must bully him into preparing it correctly. https://t.co/X92c1mCcWE
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Retweeted by jordanThe Navy timed this person out for asking “what is the difference between outreach and recruiting in your opinion?” https://t.co/O1qvJqSqwq
Retweeted by jordanthis stuff good? https://t.co/4za98chaUvzero posts about Najib Razak. has never been hiking to see any of Malaysia’s natural wonders. just stewing thinking… https://t.co/GToZ2UQpEl
Retweeted by jordanthis entire thread is bizarre. the guy pictured had nothing to do with the original issue but because the person is… https://t.co/XM4u25FPue @DanielleMuscato @kroger this is stupid. that guy has little ability to enforce anything but here you are trying to… https://t.co/gKJXNRmz3NEvery time Elon Musk pokes fun at government assistance for the 99%, remember that he would be worth nothing withou… https://t.co/g7J3Mb9kKF
Retweeted by jordanlol @NYCMayor https://t.co/eckpoL8E0rNYPD tried to storm a Black Lives Matter organizer's apartment yesterday, aided by helicopters and dogs. They clai… https://t.co/vdYIIEFDIaApparently the Air Force Esports program is applying for funding to expand: https://t.co/WOohZcsHHJ
Retweeted by jordanA Venezuelan court sentenced two former U.S. special forces soldiers to 20 years in prison for their part in a fail… https://t.co/mIZs8bHLFdAccept mass death, peasants https://t.co/Aow9ypCkde
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