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Art work of black women created by a black woman !! You can never have enough paintings. https://t.co/zTmd06Ri0C https://t.co/i0BkQSjeZr
Retweeted by JoeshThread of local Dallas black owned businesses + if you have/know of any please tag them !!
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6/2
2020
"Dat me" https://t.co/4WXuYDGITKHe Graduate :) https://t.co/GdRDPLuj2rI am here to represent any Dallas protesters who’ve been taken into custody. Call me at (469)527-4100. It is sad… https://t.co/PzTH5A72JY
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5/30
2020
Things I discovered at 3am: 1. A Nintendo Switch can shred your knee if you don't know it is on your bed. 2. A Nin… https://t.co/Gu0QkmEOx8This is the second night in the row I have stayed up into the wee hours of the night working on an art project that… https://t.co/jGjicYVN3eIdk but they tried peacefully kneeling and yall had a problem with that too. https://t.co/Cbyek0Z8Cd
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5/29
2020
@_spacejamtwo Put it under your pillow & the Lunesta fairy will trade it for a bottle of sleeping pills ☺Woke up to that video of Joe Biden ripping a big fat one during the interview.(A very late) Week 2: セーラーやぁん✨ #slowpoke #ヤドン #ヤドンだいすきクラブ https://t.co/Fs3DnQRWqN
Retweeted by Joesh @e1n Happy Anniversary to you & @jessiejuwono!!! & Happy Good Steak Eatin'!!
5/28
2020
I demand a public apology from every coach I’ve ever had... https://t.co/LCgp6JUWY8
Retweeted by Joesh @realduendehours Damn. They are bad in my place too.Finally https://t.co/EgCjHbqpwI @realduendehours Add a coupla drops of the dish soap @bromosexuals @sadbatbooty They need a DomNot having a fine addition to my collection. https://t.co/HpbZeGE3QL
5/27
2020
@e1n I think so. The spray/mist will evaporate & help crisp/brown up the crust, but that's just the exposed surface… https://t.co/MRjOlSN5Qf @e1n Also, you could try moving it up one in placement of the oven @e1n You could also spray some water on it when you take the lid off @e1n Woah that's a lot...you going for browner bread? Maybe you can smear some on the top right before you score it? @e1n In the mixing stage, no, but during bulk fermentation I add a couple drops to the bowl to grease it up, and a… https://t.co/Gf3pdBsRhe
5/26
2020
one of my favorite pieces from my thesis about growing up in Hawaiʻi !! the power of a simple homemade spam musubi… https://t.co/jJvZ0iKyOR
Retweeted by Joesh @pluviophiles_ @bromosexuals https://t.co/YENWEE5TKe @_spacejamtwo Pwn'd @ProZD Fried Rice. Every kind. @bromosexuals I have been recently following classic pokemon card accounts on insta and it is INSANE how expensive… https://t.co/6SfxjMO80A
5/24
2020
@bromosexuals @bethbacon90 Aaagh!! I'm gonna hunt for Dom tonight!!!!!I thought Boob McNutt was good but Dr. Germs McNutt might be better.Today I learned that Rube Goldberg had a comic strip that had the most 2020 name I have ever seen: https://t.co/dxwhfLISuBBoth my brother & @bethbacon90 have Ankha on their islands and if I didn't have Zucker right now I'd stop playing t… https://t.co/hrM0etyPyK
5/23
2020
@_spacejamtwo Switch @_spacejamtwo Get 'em Darcy
5/22
2020
On this day exactly 10 years ago, MacGruber started shitting the bed in the nation’s box offices. By the end of our… https://t.co/zaBAlyMTkx
Retweeted by Joesh @e1n That is an amazing name holy crap @MrMattJay Tom Holland pun not intended. @MrMattJay Or at a windmill when Spidey takes a trip to Holland.Today I learned that "Dom" is short for "Domathan." https://t.co/ddsYLYRpe9 @MrMattJay Yeah it's a bummer. Too bad Spidey doesn't have a different enemy who is primarily made up of sand they… https://t.co/3lcnB9t6yz
5/21
2020
@MrMattJay I hear tell he is still slinging them Ahi Dijon Jicama Dickables. @hakuku TophThat movie sure was Something.What an ignorant slut.OH SHIIIIT https://t.co/XKAmnAgNzhNOOOOOOOOOThe little girl must be a NewTypeWoah the ship designs are pretty cool"You always have a beer in your hand. You know why? Because you drink too much." I am seent & called out.Wow I didn't know Dwight was in thisWoof, I can totally get behind a Mega-species or MegaMonster/Kaiju movie that is set in the future. I still need… https://t.co/oiPuBjs4w0How long til Family Guy makes a joke about The Meg? Speaking of FG, we have talked about a rewatch. But for now,… https://t.co/XmurzU8zwcThe opening shots are bad & then Jason Statham shows upWe are watching The Meg as part of a quarantine hang out. I will maybe tweet about it. No spoilers please.zoomers will never know the struggle https://t.co/kvsH1IBMdU
Retweeted by Joesh @TrinAndTonic We had someone in our grade suffer from a testicular torsion so instead of ball hitting, the popular… https://t.co/gXz1T8ZcgjIt is that time of 5 year span where I feel compelled to take the Myers-Briggs. @disarmingly_ This checks out.
5/20
2020
My plans 2020 https://t.co/Eyzt7Agltm
Retweeted by Joesh @hakuku I got called a simp https://t.co/mXZWNmX5ZP
5/19
2020
New Shonen Jump comic bravely predicts One Piece will be done by 2030 https://t.co/60g8GPBQvp
Retweeted by JoeshThe best one https://t.co/6FXTbYyWrX:( https://t.co/zMksIQLZ6RAnyone else getting shit sleep during quarantine lol
5/17
2020
@_spacejamtwo https://t.co/tsXQ2pnElzI was tasked with developing a michelada recipe for work & after 3 variations I think I've settled on one but more… https://t.co/30pCZhCKub @_spacejamtwo Love that chicken from popeyes
5/15
2020
Ah yes, nothing says "Birthday" than a frosty glass of beer & a mustache full of cum. https://t.co/ylzoFn3s9ZI saw Richard Kind at the Burbank airport letting a lady cut in front of him at the ticket counter because she was… https://t.co/hNpt0rrSyt @JKillerBeeIII Hmm https://t.co/QPxes9bUG1
5/14
2020
@maddiedo_ I made my life simpler by realizing that I am a thirty-five year old white man who works for Coca-cola @MrMattJay Couples Costume idea @e1n This story seriously describes about 90% of Beaststars...including the egg fixation. @e1nPoor Dom. Those fans must be Uke fans :( https://t.co/SGejBFXpItProbably the most under-appreciated arc in the series. Major world building & you get one of both Zoro & Robin's be… https://t.co/gWrzDO6UOkAt least the beaver gets it. https://t.co/4lNOD88R00I saw a billboard advertising "The Jubilee Church" but I thought it said "Jollibee Church" & I was about to convert right on the spot.
5/13
2020
The boyfriend is Legoshi. https://t.co/5dtaor65JI @jessiejuwono Ketchup 😭About to watch Hellraiser for the first time https://t.co/aUIIR6aBs7 @bromosexuals https://t.co/DvNxcMU5J6 @ameruu I look at their Dutch ovens at least once a month & dream
5/12
2020
@MrMattJay baba ganoush @meowmarukat What I would give for a Batman:The Brave & the Bold tv show- toned live action movie. @jessiejuwono So sorry to hear that! I hope she went peacefully, and I know she was very loved ❤
5/10
2020
.@Peruna88 sending me sweet messages 😍 https://t.co/gEEgV5CoWmShoulda been "Navel Supremacy" https://t.co/AiN2PjjPmbThis photo of me was taken on New Years Eve, with me wanting nothing more than to go home and go to bed at 9:45pmThe person The Personality https://t.co/OqKj1bVwdHAlso no one has made me laugh/drop my monocle into a cup of tea/clutch my pearls harder at a joke about cum at the… https://t.co/nfiPiIUn0K#simpforhayley @batbootyho I am so so proud of you & all of your hard work & accomplishments! You are such a kind,… https://t.co/1G7Lju6xgZ
5/9
2020
hung out with @jessiejuwono @jorshfrench @bethbacon90 https://t.co/vUlDthW7BU
Retweeted by Joesh @e1n @jessiejuwono @bethbacon90 The people have a right to know https://t.co/We938BjDeZ
5/8
2020
I also have the Sloth. Also remember to wear Jorts, there is a dress code.TURNIP PRICES are 425 for the next 1.5 hours HMUSeems like the kind of thing you wouldn’t want to just... tweet https://t.co/VCkee1pIkO
Retweeted by JoeshMe & @brettfarrow from the day we first met https://t.co/guHRV6niEwhttps://t.co/NSKEhRbq5Q https://t.co/6FUzBbBcE7 @_spacejamtwo UGH
5/7
2020

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