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@nipclem Did it work though?
2/20
2020
Overheard in Santa Monica “Abraham Lincoln was black, that’s why he’s on the copper penny”I’m at a party with a bunch of straight guys and we’re listening to bad romance and one says “why are we listening… https://t.co/O6SNJWgLeW
2/17
2020
@RossEGreer “Don’t cut down that tree, People will say there’s a hole in the sky” @raven_mcampbell “Red, the blood of angry men Black, the color of the hole in the sky” @sharethecities Into the (hole in the sky where there used to be) Woods @TheUrbanAce Wow I could totally see thatTbh I’m really feeling a newsies vibe from thisWhat musical is this from? Wrong answers only https://t.co/4UcOxn4UmrIF GLEE WAS STILL ON AIR, THIS IS WHAT I WOULD IMAGINE SOME PLOTS AND SONGS WOULD BE: a thread. (1/19)
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2/14
2020
The furthest north: Healy 🇺🇸 The furthest south: Cancun 🇲🇽 The furthest east: Zurich 🇨🇭 The furthest west: kodia… https://t.co/ae3SRebdy2
2/13
2020
I am BEGGING all headline and tweet writers this election to understand the difference between "edging" and "edging… https://t.co/o9NJkxiv9J
Retweeted by im not a furry but CATS was hotThe Chair of the Federal Reserve is the top official responsible for our country's economic well-being. Partying wi… https://t.co/5nJme3fJPx
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2/12
2020
lol i just remembered i have this on my phone https://t.co/6h9Jcs0pP4
Retweeted by im not a furry but CATS was hotI can’t believe we live in a world where this *actually* happened in our lifetime. We are blessed https://t.co/yRDhynTXQb
Retweeted by im not a furry but CATS was hotDid this...really happen? Thank you @GMCLA @filmindependent and @JTfirstman for making me realize how much I need a… https://t.co/c9qZICqoQ5
Retweeted by im not a furry but CATS was hotThis is me making jokes on national tv https://t.co/dVvaxW4TX7
2/9
2020
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Retweeted by im not a furry but CATS was hotI took a guy on a date last night and he was cold but I had two jackets on so I offered one and he said “no that’s… https://t.co/1ydDqLamuOWow wtf why did no one tell me that CRJ has a cover of don’t speak
2/8
2020
#UPDATED .@FiveThirtyEight Forecast on primary states ____ has the best chance of winning: Biden: AL DE Sanders:… https://t.co/ma5tZjMp41
Retweeted by im not a furry but CATS was hotYou didnt see Timmy Turner wish for a big dick the whole time so you know he was packin that schmeat
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2/7
2020
.@FiveThirtyEight Forecast on early and super Tuesday states ____ has the best chance of winning: Sanders: New Ham… https://t.co/dcaelSKa22
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2/6
2020
My gay friends and I all want healthcare https://t.co/RVSjf5NnTV
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2/5
2020
my dog drinking out of her water bowl https://t.co/MfrkpZuIyq
Retweeted by im not a furry but CATS was hotMe kissing a girl for the first time https://t.co/1bg8dUHkn2
Retweeted by im not a furry but CATS was hotCandidate contributions (to their own campaign): $202,496,602 - Tom Steyer $200,114,049 - Michael Bloomberg $25,35… https://t.co/KxNAlL4sOI
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2/3
2020
god damn. https://t.co/gwshhtfXwa
Retweeted by im not a furry but CATS was hotbeyoncé sweetie im so sorry https://t.co/HAleG74V60
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2/2
2020
@antoniodelotero https://t.co/qelSAb56XN
1/31
2020
Fenn, my nearly 4 year old daughter, recorded her first ever solo song today. She came up with all the words hersel… https://t.co/nYTpTsQmKt
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Retweeted by im not a furry but CATS was hot @kaitlinhailey What’s the verdict
1/30
2020
@alexa_gorb Worst part about this is that I literally only had to scroll to LAST NIGHT to find an example @alexa_gorb https://t.co/QPK8yZcF6k
1/29
2020
https://t.co/oYgsDVhT2c https://t.co/vtUh9VdhyK @kaitlinhailey This is a private account who is coming for you?
1/28
2020
Did a lil quick hop back into the closet so I could come back out after seeing these pictures https://t.co/36Tb8EGCN0
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1/27
2020
Just gotta turn straight and then it’s over for you bitches https://t.co/oZublcyo3C
1/24
2020
Pleonasm: the use of more words than are necessary to convey meaning “When the palm of my two hands hold each othe… https://t.co/RJfHSyrPfDPersonification: a figure of speech in which a thing – an idea or an animal – is given human attributes. “Remember… https://t.co/fEWZ5Xy2krParallelism: the use of components in a sentence that are grammatically the same; or similar in their construction,… https://t.co/9wRh6LRPNiNeologism: a newly coined word or expression “Cause my body too bootylicious for you babe” -BootyliciousMetonymy: a figure of speech that replaces the name of a thing with something else with which it is closely associa… https://t.co/0yK9RVjgChMetaphor: an implicit, implied, or hidden comparison between two things that are unrelated, but which share some co… https://t.co/P7WV0WcO3eHyperbole: an exaggeration of ideas for the sake of emphasis “Promise this my mood forever Forever and ever” -Mood 4 EvaHypophora: a figure of speech in which a writer raises a question, and then immediately provides an answer to that… https://t.co/eto3zsY61pEuphemism: polite, indirect expressions that replace words and phrases considered harsh or impolite “Heaven couldn’t wait for you” -HeavenEpizeuxis: rhetorical device in which the words or phrases are repeated in quick succession “Clap, clap, clap like… https://t.co/ZSpZUWiraHDouble Entendre: A phrase with two meanings. The first meaning in double entendre is usually straightforward, while… https://t.co/dN8DX86WuZDissonance: the use of impolite, harsh-sounding, and unusual words in poetry. intended to create harsh sounding eff… https://t.co/hnAImOep92Colloquialism: the use of informal words, phrases, or even slang in a piece of writing “Me and my whoadies bout to… https://t.co/0u57Pd524kAntistrophe: the repetition of the same words at the end of consecutive phrases “You wake up, flawless Post up, fl… https://t.co/W3UkIuRhekAllusion: a brief and indirect reference to a person, place, thing or idea of historical, cultural, literary or pol… https://t.co/KBwOPZpDyT1. Alliteration: repetition of the first consonant sound “What a wicked way to treat the girl who loves you” -Hold UpHere's a thread of examples of rhetorical devices in Beyoncé lyrics: https://t.co/ROp5nIJohTUm, WHERE IS HOMOSEXUALITY?!?! I will not stand for this erasure! https://t.co/D5ayLamRZ0
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1/22
2020
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Retweeted by im not a furry but CATS was hotAre billie fans called ... avocados??? https://t.co/uQpW7qVoV6
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1/18
2020
@nipclem Honestly like that’s essentially the English name for it too lol @tyleroakley if you see this you gave me the courage to come out 11 years ago and I can’t thank you enoughOmg I’m skating and @tyleroakley is here I can’tEXCLUSIVE: SANDERS caught on hot mic saying "You're also blithely unaware of the fact that in 2002, Oscar de la Ren… https://t.co/rb7czWCm6i
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1/16
2020
very weird to hear Warren dismiss the fact that Bernie beat a Republican because it was 30 years ago, seeing as 30… https://t.co/hfFeSvDb2Q
Retweeted by im not a furry but CATS was hotCNN: did you say it? Bernie: No CNN: Warren, what did you think when Bernie said it.
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1/15
2020
@ChrisTrampy @h_lewisandclark I can’t hear your hate over the sound of me streaming Your Type on Spotify @h_lewisandclark @ChrisTrampy The fuck he is I’m taking his gay card awayRemake 300 but instead of Spartans make it about these gays https://t.co/6yr0q7IeTQnot a single oscar nomination for Carly Rae Jepsen's EMOTION... just because it "isn't a film" and "came out in 2015"...disgusting
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1/14
2020
Black artists need more credit for saving us from shitty singles https://t.co/cspSEqyVPs
1/13
2020
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Retweeted by im not a furry but CATS was hot @ChrisTrampy It’s kind of got like rocky horror "bad but good" vibes
1/12
2020
My sexual orientation is mister mistoffelees licking his lips while Judi Dench stares into the camera and singsCal band instruments ranked by appearance in CATS: #1 trombones (6 or 7 it’s hard to tell) #2 bass drum (1) Tied… https://t.co/vcqrenIOcoThe worst part was definitely the added song but I really think it was quite good as a wholeTbh I was thoroughly entertained from start to finishFinally going to go see CATS will update you in a few hours
1/11
2020
I’m ONE clothing purchase away from being happy I bet
Retweeted by im not a furry but CATS was hot @Stephensgeller No, Thats the architecture buildingBernie says astrology ain’t shit 🔥🎊 https://t.co/85dm6wtSb0
1/10
2020
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1/8
2020
Natural gas is a fossil fuel and is not the key to reducing global CO2 emissions. There I fixed the headline for y… https://t.co/GgC4EJSggl @BewilderBerry Omg, me when dates start talking about what my astrology sign says about me
1/7
2020
God damnit guys, the asparagus has spoken https://t.co/PpriMlU07J
1/6
2020
@BananaSlipp Viens à los angeleshate when this happens 😫 https://t.co/isvz9TnxTF
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1/5
2020
@mmmmtyler I own it, is it good?Bernie raised 34.5 million, aka 0.06% of Bloomberg’s net worth. Let’s not pretend that that’s equal https://t.co/VKdxjmVXh6Your favorite city could never https://t.co/MW44WToQel"Our president will start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate. He's weak and he's ine… https://t.co/uoeb1ZFAt0
Retweeted by im not a furry but CATS was hotBernie on Iran 6 months ago https://t.co/BKfvkOgycz
Retweeted by im not a furry but CATS was hotIt's 1991. Rep. Bernie Sanders is warning against war in Iraq. It's 1998. Rep. Bernie Sanders is warning against w… https://t.co/NkvfbgZy7S
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1/3
2020
Wait, the other ones can hear us?? https://t.co/wgXYgy4zI0
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1/2
2019
I’m gonna fucking kill myself https://t.co/AQRuHY0jDy
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12/31
2019

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