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Writer/Producer, Desus & Mero. Previously, Last Week Tonight. Comedian, pretty much wherever. Year round iced coffee drinker.

2,999 Following   140,250 Followers   147,908 Tweets

Joined Twitter 8/30/09


@Milbermann Tovah @Alice_Wilder Power move!!!! @Alice_Wilder Controversial late night tweet! (Jkjkjk.) @behindyourback I stand with you! @rachelaxler @Philip_Ellis You!!! Rachel!!! @aliterative Alice!!!! @poetesss @srhlib This is great news!
7/21
2019
@drewbarth Hahah! “So...huh?”The wedding is black tie optional but I did not exercise my option. https://t.co/l3YA6kVCon @tweetrajouhari @ihatejoelkim @earwolf @danawickens This is very cool!!! @BrianStack153 @DanaAndJulia :((((( @DanaAndJulia They’re unbearable and I don’t know why!!! @sarayasin I just love WISDOM you know? @sarayasin Tweeting always helps, is the saying, right? @sarayasin TWILIGHT ZONED!!!Incidentally here’s a very funny set from @dinahashem_ who I fuck with https://t.co/CTjop9s0Wt
Retweeted by Josh Gondelman @NifMuhammad I am sorry to be the bearer of bad news. :( @NifMuhammad I feel like you could wear the tiger ones especially though!It’s extremely hot and I’m very angry. Let’s raise some $$$ for @NewSanctuaryNYC - a really important group that pr… https://t.co/UTplxyE7pn
Retweeted by Josh Gondelman @THEKIDMERO Let's get some breweries on the phone. This is the Microbrew x Bodega Boys x Carly Rae Jepsen collab th… https://t.co/0GlEgyHVXj @JennaLCrowley Incredible way to live! @ClaireMPLS That is exactly what I mean!!!One thing I appreciate about Carly Rae Jepsen’s music is that some of her songs are like...cheerfully horny, the wa… https://t.co/hTR1BPaZLU
Retweeted by Josh Gondelman @pollybmurray @chezspence Couldn't be me! @Pistachio_Nut OH NO ARE YOU OKAY???? @srhlib Okay twist my arm I'll be there! @delishtatweet Hooray! See you there! @theavnerd @dunkindonuts @doughboyspod Agreed on all counts! @theavnerd @dunkindonuts I talked a lot about D'Angelo on @doughboyspod recently!!! @jeremyfrankly Strong choices!!! @ohkayewhatever She just went out and did not love it! She did make it to the barber shop for a treat though!Today is really justifying my general "never go outside" philosophy. @toddbarry Yeah, but I wasn't PRESENT!I wasted my whole morning wondering whether people who post those maps of sparsely populated plains states to defen… https://t.co/uOy0dEbpJw @GretchenMarg @johnperotti Amazing!!! What struck him the most?Death, sex, and taxidermy star in @Kristen_Arnett's highly-praised, dark, hilarious debut novel, Mostly Dead Things… https://t.co/Wn8CjJTBrg
Retweeted by Josh Gondelman @lisa_curry @JohnRoycomic I need to know! @karencheee @ArielDumas <3!!! @delishtatweet This is wonderful news! @crimsong19 @OhNoSheTwitnt @nypl Oh true! For Kristen’s book! @DanSpenser Yes!!! @RadioKitty @ArielDumas @karencheee Agreed! @ArielDumas @karencheee Thank you for having me!!! @lisa_curry Billy Joel begs to differ!“Schvitz” is a Yiddish word meaning “subway platform air.” @littlebit_nc Hahaha! @ValerieSprague Hahahaha.Imagine seeing the “Cats” trailer never having heard of “Cats” before. You’d probably think you had died and your brain was releasing DMT. @plitter Yeah! @plitter I just saw it two weeks ago and felt the same way!!!Oh geez @ArielDumas and @karencheee are so funny and cool and put on a great show!Finally someone is coming to Syracuse. https://t.co/dRBjWO2vu0
Retweeted by Josh Gondelman @Pistachio_Nut Sarah you stuck to your guns and did great! @AKAthemurph Will do!Coming to the cinema arts center on the 26th! https://t.co/1SCS2SKDzK
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7/20
2019
@delishtatweet It’s definitely both! @charles_kinbote Now I am the Jim Jarmusch movie!If you live in Long Island, Indianapolis, Bethesda or Syracuse go see my coworker Josh tell jokes who is so funny a… https://t.co/nax5Kt18Bj
Retweeted by Josh Gondelman @Muna_Mire Muna!!! Thank you!!! @inthefade Boooo!Hi! On my website I've got tickets available for my NYC book launch events, plus standup dates this summer in: Lon… https://t.co/iELWQu8iJM
Retweeted by Josh Gondelman @AndyRichter @thatRamosgirl It’s her maiden name maybe!!!!.@FirstDraftPod with @SarahEnni is celebrating its 200th episode! This special episode is a compilation of her past… https://t.co/K68k75yVcN
Retweeted by Josh Gondelman @thatRamosgirl Detective She-kachu? @ellesep Thank you! :)Get your tickets to "My Affordable Care Act" starting October 8th on https://t.co/g0l8JFQSYT! Here's the breakdown… https://t.co/y0EEzXsszh
Retweeted by Josh Gondelman @AllMyChandler BYOC. Classic. @AllMyChandler Eagerly awaiting your review! @NinjitsuPrincss I love Madison and will go there as soon as I can!!! @AndrewWolfe2012 I love Knoxville and haven't been in years! @jesshopp Chicago is the #1 place I don't have a tentative date for yet that I'm excited to do an event!!! @OhNoSheTwitnt I have so many NYC things on the list!!!Hi! On my website I've got tickets available for my NYC book launch events, plus standup dates this summer in: Lon… https://t.co/iELWQu8iJM @rachsyme This is good. @Johnny_UT Excellent!!!When I was at the @latelateshow studio, I tried to help some Reddit users figure out if they are, in fact, assholes… https://t.co/2YgnClyi5z
Retweeted by Josh Gondelman @Braunger Thank you! @Masjord Agreed!I laughed all day about this! You should enjoy it too! https://t.co/YlCV7aRc8G @Megan_Sass Thanks, buddy! @priyadesai Oh noooo! @sarasneeze Nope. I'm here! That's what it is!I feel like garbage today, and I can't tell whether it's because I woke up 20 minutes early today or if my last 34.… https://t.co/UHmiUx3ohRTONIGHT! @karencheee and @ArielDumas host Big Debates, Lil' Issues! Featuring @joshgondelman, @emmyblotnick,… https://t.co/VouIc9kg9H
Retweeted by Josh GondelmanDon't play hooky at Orchard Beach--#DESUSandMERO might run up on you. https://t.co/sFqhzder4A
Retweeted by Josh Gondelman @adrs Arielle uh oh!! @GMPaiella I think Herbalife sells a supplement for that feeling! @blainecapatch My long game is paying off, baby! @johnmoe @hatethedrake That impulse I understand more, to be honest! @AJShannon Right? @CStrable Sure, I understand that! Just the solicitation of: "Bombard me with your opinions!" seems exhausting to me! @johnmoe @hatethedrake That feeling I can relate to! @hatethedrake Hahaha! @alyssakeiko Honestly I don’t LOVE that idea! I’d prefer a personal email if someone is so moved to comment at all! @makeitepic That one I get more! @LinusRII Hey thanks! @chicksafire Haha! Yep! @danreilly11 I didn’t want that part at my wedding either!!!Imagine being the kind of person who invites people to “sound off in the comments.”When I was at the @latelateshow studio, I tried to help some Reddit users figure out if they are, in fact, assholes… https://t.co/2YgnClyi5z
7/19
2019

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