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Writer/Producer, Desus & Mero. Make My Day podcast. Tells jokes out loud. Previously, Last Week Tonight. Year round iced coffee drinker. Nice Try available now!

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Joined Twitter 8/30/09


@ham12ham Fuuuuuck. @SirTweetzalot1 I’ll be asleep by then I hope!Is it late enough that I can earnestly say that the Hold Steady lyric “Heaven is whenever/We can get together” hits… https://t.co/WDhkEzWEmL @erinmallorylong Ahhh thank you! I’m so glad you liked it! I always have fun and it makes me so happy that other people do too! @MrEmilyHeller AHHHH!!! @hopeorfear I'm doing it again tomorrow! @megmarymorris The best! @dannyhatch It ruled! "Heaven is whenever/We can get together" really hits during a pandemic. @MusiComedyTweet @travishelwig @theholdsteady Hey thanks! That's very swell of you to say! @MusiComedyTweet Yes! @BlytheSpirit93 Sorry, guy. @taylortrudon He is so good at putting people in positions to succeed!!!!! @taylortrudon It's so good!!! @HarveyLarvae @steadycraig Me too! I love it! @jmarsh4037 True! @GaryGulman You're welcome! Just being real! @samirmathur Hell yeah. @erinraymiller It’s tomorrow too! @travishelwig It’s a pretty good feeling, yeah it feels pretty good! @JuiceSimpsons I am, even if the sun set hours ago! @KHakans Hahaha! @Rollan_schitt I stayed here on business. @kurtbraunohler Hell yeah!! @travishelwig Tonight and tomorrow! @ham12ham Hell yeah.A quietly Massive Night at home with The Hold Steady. https://t.co/OaWEURxGXpGary is one of the absolute best comedians and I love this album (which I think I saw him record live)! https://t.co/auFMRTZUty @PeterSteinberg1 I am not! @AlissaNutting Thank you! Finally someone’s phone gets it! @oldladykay1 The brand is just DUNKIN' now!!!! @bkj1964 I don't THINK it was me! Hahah. @TheWilderThings Wine Yeti, the most mysterious of all cryptids!Thanks so much to have everyone who watched/shared/bought on Bandcamp! I am filled with cheer!!!!! https://t.co/juDdYLQjBY
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12/5
2020
@caitiedelaney It's so good!! @mike_morris22 Hahaha! @anindividuation I know that's why I said it. @emanuela_grama Hahahah! @hel_blar I am from Massachusetts, but I live in NY now if that explains it! @blocktimusprime @danielleweisber The bathrobe was pretty cheap, and I didn't already have a bathrobe, so it was worth it for this bit! @itsmearabrady No! I'm considering it though! @blocktimusprime I've ALWAYS said that. @danielleweisber Sadly, I would accept that. @ziwe Hahahahahahaha. I'm sorry! @EnzoLies It's the first word of the tweet you quoted. @EnzoLies It was literally the only thing I said. @scharpling @JesseDavidFox Shoot! I was trying to save it for later! @EnzoLies That's what I said! @bkj1964 Wait what? @paulandstorm @ninaleejohnson @OffBookPod It's a very fun time!! @JesseDavidFox Thank you! @JesseDavidFox I haven’t yet but I like it! I’m going to watch their livestream tonight too! :) @VladimirGluten They’re really comfortable!Getting to hear @OffBookPod on @joshgondelman's #makemyday podcast is my favorite cross-over episode ever. Not only… https://t.co/orTdd0X3YB
Retweeted by Josh Gondelman @ninaleejohnson @OffBookPod Awww thank you! I’m so glad you enjoyed it!What a fun show last night! If you missed the virtual show, you can catch the @MakeMyDayPod episode soon! https://t.co/imbk0trzkx
Retweeted by Josh Gondelman @mjpmcgovern No one says that! @charliepick Hahahah he’s not the most powerful but he’s the angriest!Catching up on some episodes of @MakeMyDayPod that I've missed and as someone whose dogs are also occasionally unfr… https://t.co/GKCsdaHvhk
Retweeted by Josh Gondelmannew flavors alert! check out my personal “desus pieces” and Mero’s “marshmallow merengue” now available at… https://t.co/I6muStLuNw
Retweeted by Josh Gondelman @GennHutchison I haven’t been back to New England all year and I miss it a lot! @larryowenslive @gaybonez Hahahah! @gaybonez Hell yeah. @magdajtaylor @tired_bimbo !!! @MaraWilson Hahahah! @secondhusk Thank you! @mdcoon127 Before I wear a bathrobe again? @sammynickalls Or just frame the shot so you wouldn't see the previous texts. @BoyInert It will be a podcast episode soon! @kuzbarah I think it’s mostly funny!Thanks to everyone who came to last night’s show too! I had so much fun! https://t.co/mNiejL2pdo @anylaurie16 Laurie thank you this means everything! @anylaurie16 I suck shit in real predictable ways!!! @JorCru @ADuralde Mary Holland is so funny!!!! @emtgirl09 I always feel very flattered to have a "the usual" assuming it's not because I'm so obnoxious that I'm easy to remember. @DaveCroatto Hahah! @scubaxsteve @dunkindonuts yes!It’s Queens of Infamy Day! Lucrezia Borgia’s story has everything you could ever ask for - violence, mayhem, royalt… https://t.co/4VUwt3aYOi
Retweeted by Josh Gondelman @scubaxsteve @dunkindonuts The pants were the wrong size but it worked out okay! @ArielleGoldman Just the shoes. Saucony hooked me up! @AlexisBergasse @charlidamelio Weirdly, yes. @ItsJackieBtch You're WELCOME. @pleming alive!!!Just your regular reminder that my book, Crystal Clear, is coming out Dec 29 and is available for pre-order! It's a… https://t.co/qRAoNisjHU
Retweeted by Josh Gondelman @DewaynePerkins It feels so good!!! @TheSpoony @hodgman COME ON! @MillerBombz Okay that I paid for! (And the sweatpants, which were unnecessary.) @hodgman I am not going to do that!!! @MillerBombz They were given to me!!! @jlinstantkarma True! And Paul Newman. @MattGoldich Separate the art from the artist, I say. @MillerBombz The robe was $35, and I needed a robe!! @dankmccoy @mattkoff One of me is more than enough for most people, but if Matt wants to trade, I'm in!!! @BBromfieldMusic Still alive!Let's do this, Dicktownies!!!! (Do you call fans of the show that, @hodgman?) https://t.co/yoJ4MztPsh @cyclonesara I love them!I'll take my good news where I can get it lately. Today, it's that fewer people from Adam Sandler's original "Hanuk… https://t.co/51rBeLefwQOn title alone I’d have to assume MANK is a documentary about Scottish swears, like when someone gets called “you absolute lamp” or whatever
Retweeted by Josh Gondelman @Eisentweet Ha! @heather_muse Oh noooo! @MelissaStetten Thank you. (Regardless of your inflection!)
12/4
2020

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