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Writer/Producer, Desus & Mero. Previously, Last Week Tonight. Comedian, pretty much wherever. Year round iced coffee drinker.

2,978 Following   136,588 Followers   139,642 Tweets

Joined Twitter 8/30/09


@TaylorLorenz Thank you! I bet I have someone who thinks of me as a nemesis though!!! @TaylorLorenz I respect this POV as well! (I cc'd you so as not to seem like I was rudely subtweeting, but I think… https://t.co/YDbhVxPloI @molls THANK you! @mollylambert @dinosaurrparty This seems very fair, and of COURSE you are not mine! I'll be in LA late next month and we can discuss this.cc: @TaylorLorenz Thoughts?Hot take: If your nemesis doesn't consider you their nemesis, then you don't have a nemesis! It's just a grudge! @mollylambert @dinosaurrparty Okay this works for me! @ZachDionne @dunkindonuts Done and done! @dinosaurrparty @mollylambert Thank you, Sarah!!! @mollylambert cc: @ProPublica ??? @mollylambert How much? @AmySilverberg It's the best feeling, but I only do it when I'm super hungover.It's interesting. When I tell people it's my birthday, I know they are very excited, but when someone tells me it's… https://t.co/qjPBaqgwwo
Retweeted by Josh Gondelmanhi everyone... after 18 months of reporting and writing, i am thrilled to present to you my book: “Super Pumped: T… https://t.co/1Etj72wl33
Retweeted by Josh Gondelman @erinmallorylong Oooo! That's so sneaky!!! @erinmallorylong Are people NOT really doing cool things to show off later????? @JeffDye @dunkindonuts It is now! @JaredWeissNBA @dunkindonuts Deeply specific! @MrPope @dunkindonuts We both deserve these, tbh.Check out these upcoming album release shows! Josh is happy,well-adjusted,in a healthy marriage,and also a really f… https://t.co/ZpoBeMWsVb
Retweeted by Josh GondelmanI feel extremely shiny and new because I got an advance listen of @joshgondelman's upcoming album and it's so so so… https://t.co/rh8Nlx51k0
Retweeted by Josh Gondelman @PiaGlenn Ahh thank you so much for the very kind words!!! I'm so glad you liked the album!!!I do not often try to leverage my modest social media following into material goods, but I am deeply offended that… https://t.co/ESsSePwwuS @aurorabrowne Hahaha thank you! @Muna_Mire THANK you!I am very excited to watch this!!! https://t.co/G18W9wdRyYi'm gonna get "AIPAC IS NOT JUDAISM" tattooed across my face https://t.co/9escoLiXJK
Retweeted by Josh Gondelman @Jayson_Greene This kid gets it. @jess_salomon This is great news!Friends, Family, Fans, Foes! My new album 'All The Best Choices’ is available for pre-order now! Want to make THE B… https://t.co/dtgv3ntlm7
Retweeted by Josh Gondelman @GMPaiella I love this. @OSheaComputer I went to that on a very early date too! @JesseDavidFox I am a big fan of your podcast and Gary’s jokes! My only complaint about him getting more and more w… https://t.co/h6m271FpF9This is a very good interview with one of the best comedians about one of the best jokes. https://t.co/5amCRrpfLB @mariasherm Wow stealing my whole vibe much?This week on #DESUSandMERO we hang with #USmovie director @JordanPeele, then kick it with NBA star @carmeloanthony.… https://t.co/actRWcWWMV
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3/26
2019
I was like: “Damn this pre-show music is great!” And then I remembered it’s because @donwill is the DJ. @DoogieHorner Hahahahaha.NEXT MONDAY! Come to Arlene's Grocery for an amazing show for an amazing guy who needs our support!! All of these a… https://t.co/4IrKlsBXUS
Retweeted by Josh Gondelman @eddiepepitone @jackiekashian Yeah, that makes sense! @Muna_Mire @bmluse *Muna’s (autocorrect). @bmluse @Muna_Mire I’m going to go leave $18 on Mina’s desk for the future! @bmluse @Muna_Mire Both of you take my money!!! @bmluse @Muna_Mire I’m a complete dope, and I wrote a book! You would both do better than I did!!! @Ugarles I’ll take it. Whatever it is, it’s more than I deserve. @aurorabrowne This hurts!Dammit. Shoulda gone with “glad sack.” @LudicrouSpeedGO @KennethWReid YEP! @jackiekashian @eddiepepitone Hahaha! @AlanaMassey Oh hey thanks friend! @hannanimal Ahh! Thank you! I’m so thrilled that you’re watching and enjoying it! @hannanimal <3 @ChristFinnegan Haha thank you!!! @joliekerr Hahah. @andyjuett Aww thanks buddy! @Randazzoj I’ve never meant anything more?Some people have "sad sack" personalities. I think I have the even more annoying "happy sack" personality. @rachsyme "Hot Dick?" Yeah. It's happening!This is why unions matter 👇 https://t.co/rknLEC3pyy
Retweeted by Josh GondelmanNYC!! I’m back in town to do a long set at @BabysAllRight Tues April 2 & I’d love for you to be there! The line-up… https://t.co/cdOAObNQlw
Retweeted by Josh Gondelmana great and very important thing you can do for authors is preorder their book - if you’ve been on the fence about… https://t.co/wErH8EASDe
Retweeted by Josh Gondelman @mrsYWF I brush, then floss. But honestly the intellectual argument for doing it the other way is more compelling.… https://t.co/KcqLqBlQWH @RVoronaCote New York! New York!This was one of the best interviews about writing I’ve ever done. My 20+ minute Trader Joe’s joke analyzed with the… https://t.co/Wn0lRGjb8a
Retweeted by Josh Gondelman @kaitlinfontana @jennylewis This album is really terrific!There are so many jokes in this special that made me seethe with jealousy, which is the highest comedian compliment. https://t.co/rf5diraNw1Stellar #standup @JoshGondelman (below; upcoming album "Dancing On a Weeknight") and more join hosts @kingfirestormhttps://t.co/Izb01ioegi
Retweeted by Josh GondelmanAlbum #tothepoint out March 29th! Can pre order now on #itunes 8 tracks, 21 minutes. Why? Because at one point we g… https://t.co/5gugjQb0Uc
Retweeted by Josh Gondelman.@lupita_nyongo and @winston_duke talk about their Yale days and what it's like choosing creative career paths comi… https://t.co/KBOXeiRafq
Retweeted by Josh Gondelman @thebestjasmine Dark Money by Jane Mayer! @thereditalics @KennethWReid Hahahaha. @BobbyBigWheel Boogie Nights, over here. @thereditalics @KennethWReid Whoa!!! @MEH957 Agreed! @Yabaadabadoo Yes! @lisatozzi @DocumentaryNow I love it!!!Hey! The new Jenny Lewis album that everyone said is good...it’s good! @LudicrouSpeedGO @bananafitz Agreed! @KennethWReid I saw Boogie Nights with my parents! @dustin_perry Awesome! Thank you! I hope you like it! @DTLAeric Yes!!! @DTLAeric He’s being silly though, not sincere! I need it to be like when someone dies. That reverent.
3/25
2019
@DCpierson Hahahah. That’s literally perfect.The funniest thing I can imagine is a cartoonist sincerely drawing Gronk and Robert Mueller golfing together, as if that’s anything. @JaredWeissNBA Glad Baynes isn’t too hurt! @DanWilbur Amazing. @DanWilbur Basically already happened!!! https://t.co/wiUcgknDBXThis week, more comedy news from @anthonyjeselnik @BobNewhart @sethmeyers @KevinHart4real @nicolebyerhttps://t.co/Kc3he2OM5y
Retweeted by Josh Gondelman @MarkAgee I’ve started crumpling up all my money so it takes up more space and people think I have more of it. @MarkAgee My new thing is I build giant houses around existing houses and then claim I own everything underneath. N… https://t.co/U8bX2C0673 @KatieJacoby I am also excited!!! @Kelzen @Nicole_Cliffe @ColeEscola It's so good! @grizzlyron Hahaha!Buy Josh’s album and put it in a vault so future generations after the end may rebuild civilization with kindness a… https://t.co/DZBllIggqW
Retweeted by Josh Gondelman @MikeDrucker MIKE!!! Thank you!!! @MagicalMissa :)Dang. I thought I wanted this before, but now I need it https://t.co/iPpI6favf0
Retweeted by Josh Gondelman @JoeSchiappa @bananafitz Oh noooooo! @Tierno158 Thanks!About to record a new @theflophousepod, totally re-energized and revitalized by the power of #MaxFunDrive. Help us… https://t.co/4u7UeQjAFK
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3/24
2019

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