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Senior Writer, Desus and Mero. Previously, Last Week Tonight. Comedian, pretty much wherever. Year round iced coffee drinker.

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Joined Twitter 8/30/09


Did y’all pre-order “OBVIOUSLY” yet??? https://t.co/nsH8R87hGQ https://t.co/8fiO7SFOhT
Retweeted by Josh Gondelman @natattaack Hahaha! @janiobi Hahahahaha!I am also all caps excited about this, but I don't want to infringe on Mero's signature tweet style!!!!!! https://t.co/jOfaARTI0F
Retweeted by Josh Gondelman @anylaurie16 It’s such a dumb look!! @KevinRyanComedy Hahahah. Thank you for the photos. @eliyudin I’m very consistent!!! @BradfordPearson This was the OTHER ONE!!! @RheaButcher Thank you, Rhea!!! @thisdiegolopez My Braffs-per-minute were off the charts.I accidentally showed up at the comedy club dressed as the comedy club. https://t.co/5SyoEFNQub @TheBizHurst Hahahahah. Thank you!!! It is VERY that!!! @molly_raskin “Playing hard to get” they call that, right?
1/19
2019
@janiobi Thank you I am ALSO excited! And excited for all your projects and successes!!! @Milbermann THANKS, FRIEND! @jamieeros !!!!!!!! @One_True_Brit @SHODesusAndMero Thanks! @One_True_Brit I did! I moved over to work on @SHODesusAndMero! @loctastic I would never wear a Yankee hat. Even though people do confuse me with a different guy who often wears a Yankee hat.I am also excited to enjoy this show as a fan!!!! https://t.co/Y5KsGEU3ydI am also all caps excited about this, but I don't want to infringe on Mero's signature tweet style!!!!!! https://t.co/jOfaARTI0FLet’s go! @SHODesusAndMero! 2/21! Showtime! The brand remains strong! https://t.co/iOgJP0wMWo
Retweeted by Josh GondelmanLet’s go! @SHODesusAndMero! 2/21! Showtime! The brand remains strong! https://t.co/iOgJP0wMWo @JohnRoycomic hahahaha. @cristela9 Hahaha. Thank you, Brenda. @DanCrohn @GaryGulman I'd accept "amusing." @GaryGulman You lost me at "you've been killing." @johnlevenstein Spoilers!!! (For the Mueller report.) @kvanaren Hahahaha!The Trump/Russia stuff would legit would make the worst Law and Order episode. We’d all be screaming at our TVs: “I… https://t.co/R0lTK1XtlvTwo entertainment experiences I have been enjoying this week: A new song by @puptheband, and @hodgman on podcasts! @robwillb That’s BLEAK!!! @ScottCheshire ;) @karencheee Thanks, buddy! :) @zhandlen There we go! @karencheee Karen?My favorite college drinking game was “Billy Joel.” You drink a bottle of red, then a bottle of white, and then you… https://t.co/EGhY2MLScQ @Randazzoj Done and done!!! @CaptainLeman I’ll be there!I felt slightly under the weather this morning, and strangely I feel even worse now despite taking no steps to improve my condition. @TheBlackHoof @lyzl You’re a cult classic! (But also it’s more!) @lyzl Haha! Good enough! @TheBlackHoof @lyzl People love you!!! @lyzl Substantially less than you are now?Thanks to the Corvallis Gazette-Times for their profile on comedian Josh Gondelman! He will bring his sunny demean… https://t.co/g3hwp8FCGM
Retweeted by Josh Gondelman @Abraczinskas Hahahaha. @tweetrajouhari @sandyhonig Sandy rules. @seeratsohi Seerat...nice.Being a professional athlete seems weird because sometimes total strangers call up local radio shows and complain t… https://t.co/7dBU5XiLSCBiting into a slice of pizza the moment it gets cool enough not to burn your mouth is better than most religious experiences.
1/18
2019
@NickBossRoss Blaze VIP!!! LeBron probably knows you! @jennyjaffe <3 @IamJoryJohn @BellHouseNY Awesome and thank you!!!Writer and comedian @joshgondelman’s Touch the Moon tour comes to the Bell House this Saturday 1/26! Tickets availa… https://t.co/ZK9sdDjyhO
Retweeted by Josh Gondelman @blairsocci Miss you too! My birthday was so nice! Thank you for asking! @ANSTYLEdotCOM Honestly today was huge for me. @blairsocci Blair this is so funny.Huge goal for next boyfriend — Doesn’t earnestly set out to be the “MVP” at other people’s weddings
Retweeted by Josh GondelmanI just got recognized by the staff at a Dunkin’ Donuts I haven’t been in for a year which either means that they li… https://t.co/h0zr6SaJXMHey! @janellejcomic was very funny on tv this week! https://t.co/WEPWlfn8YTThe Bell House is so excited for my show that they forgot that there is another Saturday before the 26th!!! https://t.co/6vvHDD5qGs
Retweeted by Josh Gondelman @TheBizHurst LORD OF THE SEA!!! @eveewing Congratulations!!! @LPizzle Or just good luck. @LPizzle Is Aron Baynes the difference maker????? @shameonyoudule Marcus Smart? @johntdrake I’ll take it! @LPizzle This is what I’m talking about!!! @MichaelVPina Shfjsjdfjsixndkejdn!!!!!!!Kyrie Irving has to get buckets or he dies it’s kind of like Jason Statham in “Crank” no further questions this is canon. @fakemikemulloy He’s the only one who I can’t even point to a good stretch this season. @fakemikemulloy He has been absolutely brutal this year. @jilltwiss @jhard1029 You can do it! @cevichepapi Hahaha. @jhard1029 Aww buddy! Thanks!
1/17
2019
@ryschutt Haha thank you! @Valerieblaise https://t.co/4K1nV9Kxe8 @stevejspencer Thanks!The Bell House is so excited for my show that they forgot that there is another Saturday before the 26th!!! https://t.co/6vvHDD5qGs @jilltwiss You're welcome! I am ALSO SO EXCITED!!! But just as an enjoyer of good things! @KindBounce @briankgarland Thank you!!! @KindBounce @briankgarland I was replying to the guy who seemed mad at you!!!Great news! The bestselling team behind John Oliver Presents A Day in the Life of Marlon Bundo, @jilltwiss &… https://t.co/I2eYziNi83
Retweeted by Josh GondelmanHey guys! Jill Twiss is one of the greatest and best writers anywhere. She wrote the gosh darn Marlon Bundo book! A… https://t.co/EB48A3KbpS @briankgarland @KindBounce Are you just searching names of razor companies just to jump into conversations where no… https://t.co/TqwaK3q2N4 @rajsivaraman Hey thanks buddy! @NitramF3000 I'm not going to google it for you, but you can google it if you'd like. Also, I don't love an ad. I t… https://t.co/HkjOu0xgy6Saturday: @CorvallisComedy presents @joshgondelman at @Majestic100year! Info & tickets: https://t.co/DECh0Tqhgrhttps://t.co/mg79gLPe86
Retweeted by Josh Gondelman @DanWilbur I have not!I try not to argue with anonymous trolls online and instead remind them that they use a fake name/photo because the… https://t.co/rZc9LBDr8X @tomdog Truly this is a nightmare!!!! @tomdog Oh I know it! But it's a balance we have to strike! @hossdoggy25 This is less embarrassing than your actual opinions. @hossdoggy25 You use an anonymous Twitter account because you’re humiliated by the idea of the people you know find… https://t.co/sP8oQcbXut @Riverocallaghan Truly I don’t even think that’s true. MOST of the guys in the ad are either portrayed neutrally or… https://t.co/lDf7CyXPn4 @steadytrollin Not THAT afraid! @gunface1 Thank you!!!Every dude throwing away his Gillette razor because of “traditional masculinity” just sounds like he’s scared of ac… https://t.co/fc7OzSbGOj @mellifluousbird No problem at all! :) @ed_solomon Hahaha! Okay I will take the first step and google whee to buy one.
1/16
2019

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