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Author of BIRD BOX, MALORIE, GOBLIN, UNBURY CAROL, INSPECTION Repped by @agentkristinNLA partners with @spinablackyarn at Spin a Black Yarn productions

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I would like this tweet to contain all the links to where I and you can buy X-mas presents from my creator friends.… https://t.co/eGR9qUugGv
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Retweeted by Jaws Malerman 🦈 @bradiation I caught that, too. Interesting idea.This is my first time ever seeing a cult in person
12/2
2020
@riley_sager need, want, all the desirablesTonight: https://t.co/Mv0d7fV1Cb @ThatEricAlper There's a fortune teller buried in my cellar. One time she read my palm, she said, 'You're no Rockefeller.' @markbradleyowen @PhilipFracassi !Also that’s a badass glowing picDoes any writer feel quite so much like an old friend as Richard Matheson? https://t.co/pQbRboPrCoI had an amazing weekend once in Un-Edison County https://t.co/srusrJMdozWhen this shit is over I'm gonna drink across Europe for three months
12/1
2020
@todd_keisling @SadieHartmann Great one @timlebbon @SadieHartmann Haha personally I need none! This is gloryWisconsin CERTIFIES the Biden/Harris victory in the 2020 presidential election, awarding the duo the state's 10 electoral votes. @an_otherdawn Hey hey thank you :) @SadieHartmann great picCheck out Max's photography, y'all! https://t.co/WajDIrqIKJArizona CERTIFIES the Biden/Harris victory in the 2020 presidential election, awarding the duo the state's 11 electoral votes.hey thank you for this! https://t.co/El9AzRyZCWToday is the last day to vote in the 2020 Goodreads Choice Awards! Vote for your favorite Del Rey titles in the fan… https://t.co/diVbl8NbZR
Retweeted by Jaws Malerman 🦈BREAKING NEWS: We finally have copies in-stock of WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING with the fancy “SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION… https://t.co/KIQ5mS6THK
Retweeted by Jaws Malerman 🦈 @callmejiggly thank you Sam :) @acehilink why thank you :)MALORIE amongst giants in a giant year for horror. If you're the voting type, here's the link. Today is the last da… https://t.co/MgSn2a9WvdPeter Cushing's velvet, maroon-colored, coat and vest in Dracula is 100% 🔥 https://t.co/aSdbGPQ5nY
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11/30
2020
The evidence for a 'rigged' election is so preposterous as of late that it's difficult to argue that any series of… https://t.co/gQqhEVlyq9
Retweeted by Jaws Malerman 🦈It began with birther (life) and is ending with dead people voted (death). Incredible.#BREAKING the Wisconsin recount of the presidential race in two large counties is over, confirming Joe Biden's win.… https://t.co/4hDC7tEhVB
Retweeted by Jaws Malerman 🦈Thanks, Philip. I even like the Not For Resale band across it. (and yes that is an animatronic pony in the background)My good friend @PhilipFracassi had a hardcopy of CARPENTER'S FARM made for me. The book is only available on my web… https://t.co/IqzpsS8y01"when I look into your eyes, it's like looking into space or any overwhelming place real or imagined" https://t.co/VPB733CrNuHappy Ghoul in a Well Saturday! https://t.co/UJYOMLMv24
Retweeted by Jaws Malerman 🦈 @markbradleyowen haha I sense a bird of feather!Hi I'm a lo-fi maverick how about you? @JamesDoom love it. "Brian! You got one week." Haha I just wanna say that. Can I say that part?
11/29
2020
This is a film I just finished with J Zachary Thurman. On this film I not only did the score but foley and sound de… https://t.co/Z60X1E9gJL
Retweeted by Jaws Malerman 🦈 @JamesDoom a guy like *that @JamesDoom oh you know I don't mean it that way tho. I just mean, I'd love to see what a guy like might do with a camera and a feelingHappy birthday to @joe_dante! https://t.co/wQQ27f92xZ
Retweeted by Jaws Malerman 🦈I'd love to see DePalma say fuck funding. Not even low budget. No budget! Got gear at hand, friends, family. A shoe… https://t.co/A2p9wXJNEu @PhilipFracassi Woa! @johnfosterfic @Gabino_Iglesias "I used to work with pro fighters" ummm... tell us more about THISIt's all a bit magick, all a bit witchcraft. Nothing we write will ever be as occult as the act, the ritual, of writing itself.The only self-promotion that matters is the radiance other people can feel coming off you. People feel it when you'… https://t.co/ySXDpvUJ8GLove is blind, the writer's eyes are closed and his/her head is open. Just like my dogs absolutely need to go for w… https://t.co/KLaFj2aQviAnd if what you write is (incredibly) the greatest horror story ever told? Well, great. And if, by the same miracle… https://t.co/Cut67f1In1Whenever I sit down to write I think of the best thing I've ever read and I think of the worst thing I've ever read… https://t.co/LF8E6HDdHOSometimes, in my less discerning moments, I think I'd rather publish those rough drafts. Similar to CARPENTER'S FAR… https://t.co/VA0WMlbEC3And while the bulk of that stuff is so much better now for having been extensively rewritten, there's nothing like… https://t.co/2W9zAZZSjABLACK MAD WHEEL, ON THIS THE DAY OF THE PIG, and A HOUSE AT THE BOTTOM OF A LAKE came from that period. So did two… https://t.co/Zwu9qHs0dgI know where that place is, that room in my skull, and I suppose I could go there any time, but I also know you kin… https://t.co/Mr3r73Gy0ZThe wildest run I ever had was 6 books in 5 months. Five novels and about 90K of shorter stuff so I count that as t… https://t.co/mnIDSaS2XxA thrilling list of weird westerns from the great Mother Horror. There's nothing quite as transportive as horror in… https://t.co/epJumRKKhyDePalma double-feature https://t.co/KTHDtMJHWJWriting one story on the computer, one on the typewriter, one freehand. I'll update the wonders and troubles of each.haha I hope she insists! https://t.co/9wwBtgrMpGStill live tweeting my reaction to @PhilipFracassi's short stories. "Ateuchus" and "ID" solidify BENEATH A PALE SK… https://t.co/LoYXadNE0n
11/28
2020
This week, #BirdBox and #Malerie author @JoshMalerman is the guest on the #GreatWritersShare podcast! Definition o… https://t.co/5funmwhqzp
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Retweeted by Jaws Malerman 🦈Happy Thanksgiving, fareeks https://t.co/HlaJoe4md1
11/27
2020
@muranofiction Yes! I love it @barbaracrampton I think it's time to rewatch because that looks incredible right now @JoyceCarolOates we do have a piano, and it is played every day, however, it doesn't feel like the centerpiece it w… https://t.co/JOfObHDpYyHonored to see THE RAVEN make the Best Post-Apocalyptic Books of 2020! https://t.co/nniSVNzh48
Retweeted by Jaws Malerman 🦈John and the Woman of 1000 Faces, Allison Laakko https://t.co/IyYUQS4D04I'm directing a movie this winter starring world famous occultist @JohnELTenney. It's about 4 macabre-minded profes… https://t.co/8p3EB9U9lC
11/26
2020
@writerrausch1 This absolutely factors in. And perhaps flat squirrel will run in 2024Biden clears 80M votes. This is unsurprising: 1) Most elections set records in turnout. Check Thomas J's 41K for th… https://t.co/7T23DCg8dWnow for the lamest update on twitter: the paper towel worked! @bsan3to1 metal album title @brimorganbooks just had a funny vision of driving to the store to get pantyhose, getting home and thinking, "ah, I… https://t.co/txpauJtPQd'Dark Molecular Cloud Barnard 68' image from the #NASA_App https://t.co/R4C2BXGvk3 https://t.co/oxfMq3Afoa
Retweeted by Jaws Malerman 🦈'A Jupiter Vista from Juno' image from the #NASA_App https://t.co/DgbXHrBnIl https://t.co/8RRTCZzA85
Retweeted by Jaws Malerman 🦈 @vee_bookish what's a tea towel? I can google this. @CloakTraveling haha I considered this @PRMcDonough paper towel... okay! I'll try itDurnit. Out of coffee filters. Anyone know a brilliant makeshift MacGyver substitute?What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name.
Retweeted by Jaws Malerman 🦈Need something "NEW" to check out? Then these new releases could do the trick! Check out new titles from @rupikaur_https://t.co/5y3N1tYFiv
Retweeted by Jaws Malerman 🦈About to write a dozen, two dozen, short stories in a manic flurry. Have felt the ideas building for weeks and they… https://t.co/XeL1BTdLxY
11/25
2020
I was struggling to put my 365 stories in order electronically, so I just went full analog and printed 'em out. Not… https://t.co/Ca9HllWXRN
Retweeted by Jaws Malerman 🦈Minnesota CERTIFIES the Biden/Harris victory in the 2020 presidential election, awarding the duo the state's 10 electoral votes. @Ross1982 @SadieHartmann @SGJ72 same!Back in 2018, I asked @SGJ72 "Which horror book would you recommend if someone wanted to read a great story and fol… https://t.co/94B3thGOpq
Retweeted by Jaws Malerman 🦈Nevada CERTIFIES the Biden/Harris victory in the 2020 presidential election, awarding the duo the state's 6 electoral votes. @Ross1982 @SadieHartmann @SGJ72 Regan's talking excitedly to her mom about Captain Howdy. In the kitchen. Mom says,… https://t.co/al4k4kOuJL @Ross1982 @SadieHartmann @SGJ72 read this in its entirety on an airplane. Weirdest flight ever. There's a scene in… https://t.co/zkaduO8tz0 @adamfgodfrey @PhilipFracassi man. you know that feeling when you're halfway through a magical, scary collection? I… https://t.co/roa3xTeqf9Pennsylvania CERTIFIES the Biden/Harris victory in the 2020 presidential election, awarding the duo the commonwealth's 20 electoral votes.Hadn't planned on live-tweeting my reaction to every story in @PhilipFracassi's BENEATH A PALE SKY, but "Symphony"… https://t.co/ZjQMgxSOdn @HightowerLaurel haha "what happened in between" indeed! @andrewpyper "stretch time or let it snap" gave me the chills. Yeah, this is interesting. I def know what you mean! @RyanMalerman @realDonaldTrump haha @TheMikoMader I ended up in an orgy on SalviaWe just certified the results of the 2020 Presidential Election. Despite all the meritless litigation and misinform… https://t.co/exCE84Hvzy
Retweeted by Jaws Malerman 🦈 @jeffvandermeer I particularly excel in Bird Box law!All these lawyers have me feeling, fuck it, I can do it, too. Def don't need schooling. Anybody want me to lawyer a… https://t.co/ixIygNpxnq @HightowerLaurel YES it is
11/24
2020

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