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(((Joshua Malina))) @JoshMalina Michael Ian Black's lap, Iran

Hi. I ruined The West Wing. He/him

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Just before midnight, Thanksgiving Eve, the 5-4 Court’s newly consolidated conservative majority departed from prec… https://t.co/OpUDy0bB6X
Retweeted by (((Joshua Malina)))Giblet Bagg is my favorite character from The Crucible.Yes, but I think there’s a legitimate shot someone could convince Trump to do this. https://t.co/KcC3GIs8KVPardon Toby Ziegler!Whom. https://t.co/w8ieMsdtfhEverything about this is tragic. https://t.co/CAmoeCZqMuHappy Trump-Lost-The-Election to those who observe.Sharing this again to hopefully give you a Thanksgiving smile! Here are your Pilgrim Detectives @HrishiHirway &… https://t.co/4DVDhx4GCt
Retweeted by (((Joshua Malina))) @LanceMrLakeway Came out great!I used one of those turkey calculators to figure out that I need to cook 1.Tonight’s one-on-one West Wing reunion: @Richard_Schiff joins @TheLastWord 10pm after surviving Covid 19. https://t.co/frcJQna3MP
Retweeted by (((Joshua Malina)))Thanks for the follow! https://t.co/ZOfvTfg7GJMy sixth toe is on my second foot. https://t.co/g7rYLPCZfY
11/26
2020
Must-read. https://t.co/hziGFgdIii88,080 people currently hospitalized with Covid-19 in the US. This is the highest number of Covid-19 hospitalizatio… https://t.co/1oBOlGv9oR
Retweeted by (((Joshua Malina)))Hey, this Saturday me & my pals from the Thrilling Adventure Hour are having a live cocktail party & we would like… https://t.co/KYQJSuBP4b
Retweeted by (((Joshua Malina))) @DavidYazbek Is that a Battleship reference? @efs120 @michaelianblack Ask him how much he owes me.I just found my misplaced monolith. https://t.co/2XdkBu1rng
Retweeted by (((Joshua Malina)))Comic gold! https://t.co/eX9p3CB0UWWell sure, you’re in a dangerous age group. https://t.co/6Avmm9G00Y
11/25
2020
@ro_milla_ @Richard_Schiff Real savage. 🙄Trump only pardoned the white meat of the turkey THANK YOU THAT’S MY TIME!!
Retweeted by (((Joshua Malina)))Fun Fact: I have appeared in 350+ episodes of tv since Brad first made this joke. https://t.co/B9xiIhskOTHot take! https://t.co/l3Py3chVOCWell, this is disappointing... https://t.co/sNTeF3FvmjThanks for flying in for the live event...sucker! Happy bday, bro. https://t.co/NhGQTzDeiQ @thesheilakelley @Richard_Schiff So glad you two are okay! xoConcession font. https://t.co/INYN9cmeOr"My late stepfather, Samuel, he was 1 of 900 children in his school in Białystok, Poland, but the only one to survi… https://t.co/4AEMIIlNtg
Retweeted by (((Joshua Malina)))Any other actors see RBG and think Risa Bramon Garcia?Is it okay to accept cookies from the Girl Scouts’ website?What’s next? https://t.co/f2V4nt897g
Retweeted by (((Joshua Malina)))Release the Quaidken!Randy Quaid has spoken. Re-vote!How was everybody's Thanksgiving?!? 🦃🍗🥔🥕
Retweeted by (((Joshua Malina))) @bcbernhardt Thanks. Day made.Yes. That’s the joke. https://t.co/xR03F54IpCI have street credibility.Dysphania ambrosioides’ street name. https://t.co/Ck0gC70N90Well I can do that. https://t.co/79EAi0YhhZ @thirstyjoshm A hotdog.I’d prefer epazote. I need to start growing it. https://t.co/NDApsj0oLH @MichaelCMontero Scratch! Instant pot. @DavidYazbek Why you ducking me? Pokerrrr!I was just outside picking cilantro for the black beans I’m making, and I overheard a mom walking by and singing “T… https://t.co/oP5lzN3RqB
11/24
2020
Loser! https://t.co/7DX6kIfHfM @jeffzeleny https://t.co/AF0knunnwW
Retweeted by (((Joshua Malina)))A helicopter pilot is a pilot who is always around, paying too much attention to you.I keep coming back to this gorgeous poem lately. https://t.co/qeYoIOYQB1 https://t.co/p1Omn4v8js
Retweeted by (((Joshua Malina)))Nuance. https://t.co/JCVuy5Sq7LWorth a read. https://t.co/apQtkcfmjV
Retweeted by (((Joshua Malina)))Want to feel old? Why? @earney99 @ZackBornstein How tall are you? @samseabxrn That said, be sure to mention that my delivery of "I told many, many people" from Sports Night is far s… https://t.co/Y5i0lovMXz @Mal_Apropos I don't see the mention of an improvement.Disgusting, not a single pillow salesman https://t.co/WkaM7lZf8f
Retweeted by (((Joshua Malina))) @samseabxrn Good choice.Want to feel old? The first Georgia recount was this year.I gave it thought. https://t.co/LFqNt14jiQ @serelle21 Blinken has said no such thing.It strikes me as an odd way to criticize Pompeo. https://t.co/d8VAe8iULtI think her tweet looks very bad. https://t.co/iWpHX7QMkoI loathe Netanyahu, but why on earth would Blinken suppress anyone’s First Amendment right to speak out on Israel?… https://t.co/qloApYUFA6Wtf. https://t.co/P17gPt5YQcCc: @rjc https://t.co/CLhQZeStLg @JoshMalina Fuck Comet! Fuck Cupid! Fuck Donder and Blitzen!
Retweeted by (((Joshua Malina)))Fuck Romney. https://t.co/czWWOSdZW4Fuck Portman, Alexander, Sasse, Blunt, Collins, Murkowski, Cornyn, Thune, Romney, Braun, Young, Tim Scott, Rick Sco… https://t.co/kh8EGMLv0NI am so inspired by the quiet, private bravery of these heroes. https://t.co/1jg6Q8JrJjPfizer vaccine: effective, protective and safe Modena vaccine: effective, protective and safe Oxford vaccine: effec… https://t.co/06IluX5Kto
Retweeted by (((Joshua Malina)))Jewish Unity is proud to host @SarahRiggsAmico, and many other Georgia leaders as we discuss the importance of winn… https://t.co/hoJAaofJsI
Retweeted by (((Joshua Malina)))Character is how you behave before you realize some random kid is filming you.Karen has meltdown at Starbucks because she has to wear a mask, then tries to snatch child’s phone https://t.co/MSIOeVc2RR
Retweeted by (((Joshua Malina))) @alkali19 Yes. That’s the joke.One and Two are great. Part Three feels like a money grab. https://t.co/umdQ0APLZaThere is a Jewish concept of "sof ma'aseh b'mahshava tekhila" - the end of something is evident at the start of it.… https://t.co/VRAgGF27bk
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11/23
2020
Walt. https://t.co/D6wodlIIAGI was like 13 or 14 the first time I practiced law on my own.Gorp (good old raisins and peanuts) should be called wamm (where are the M&Ms). Thanks.I agree with Dr. Slaoui on this point. I’m sure most Americans do. https://t.co/VLvMea1U5Y
Retweeted by (((Joshua Malina)))You all sound awful. https://t.co/qP14SHAVdfSix years ago today, 12-year-old Tamir Rice was killed by police. Tamir should have turned 18 years old this year… https://t.co/unk3dGyzMa
Retweeted by (((Joshua Malina)))Actor for 32 years here. Not sure what you're talking about. https://t.co/S50HoPUKlOTake it from a national embarrassment: You're a national embarrassment. https://t.co/n1o9RKNkh4Yes. https://t.co/J281e7ASGk @JoshMalina @MrJoshCharles For those asking, Sports Night is now streaming *free* on @IMDbTV! They have an app, or… https://t.co/VsvEzLqg8s
Retweeted by (((Joshua Malina)))It certainly seem to be, but I don’t remember! https://t.co/zBgGfXEOkOThis is so great. https://t.co/p8AcxhS4r5This is disgraceful. https://t.co/drg754aEXXBartlet. https://t.co/6eYjWWRcJzI didn't have a 2020 bingo card.who's joined us?! 🐝 #BridgertonOnNetflix https://t.co/e2vaiM2JjY
Retweeted by (((Joshua Malina)))Let me be clear. I am a big fan. And I have been voting for her. https://t.co/MP85q1x2qI @oneandonlycari Hey, she’s the one I know. Been voting for her too. @beccarebec @JustinaMachado I do too!Which four are the celebrities? https://t.co/xEtQQ6PJvoThere’s no apostrophe in “Nazis.” https://t.co/58BjH3iPBeSTOP THE COUNT! https://t.co/Ltd7Q5AGIJYou lose 100% of the river bets you don't call. — Michael Jordan (not the basketball player, the terrible poker player)
11/22
2020

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