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Military Advisor: film/TV. Counselor @WritersGuildF oundation Veterans Writing Project. |Actor🎭|Writer⌨|Veteran🇺🇸|Goof🤪| https://t.co/oYuEGgLod2 #PreWGA

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@shaene @JuliaLewald @DeptVetAffairs IMO it's not a matter of catching up. It's a matter of not being actively held… https://t.co/cA4ohQ6uus
3/29
2020
@StarlettHill What about veteran/writer/actress Drea Garcia @thepuertopina ? @ScriptsByJames Staff Writer on a JJ Abrams and Alfonso Cuaron NBC Series. Writer, director, and producer of commer… https://t.co/A7kxou7wVn
Retweeted by Joshua Keller KatzTV/SCREENWRITERS! Fun opportunity in dark times: I recently said getting notes on scripts from pro writers is BEST… https://t.co/7gcU8FInuI
Retweeted by Joshua Keller Katz @shaene @JuliaLewald Not the @DeptVetAffairs @JeffLieber Fort-get-a-bout-it https://t.co/9uVv97N5imCome be a part of the club, there's a secret hand shake and a fort! https://t.co/8cVmN9Ghfg
Retweeted by Joshua Keller Katz @JeffLieber We already follow each other, but I think this is part of that reason. I say to give a thing a name is… https://t.co/O6TUtsH3ve @patsweetpat Ah yes, from the historical "fireside shats" 💩🤓 @Gennefer @MeggyGarol I heard the original company name was Vomity, but it didn't test well for some reason. @elviggity Pretty sure that's a Thai soup name. 🤔 @LoveKatieCronin So many twists, M. Night would poop his pants. https://t.co/Jj446g0Zg2 @LoveKatieCronin 1hr (6 ep) true trime about a missing woman in a smalltown, her husband accused of causing her dis… https://t.co/ukU5gxUeo5
3/28
2020
@_mdickson @heavymeta3000 @ReallyMighty Congrats you two! https://t.co/cSziRPoydw @shimoda_don @Jenn13Jenn13 @marcuscouch https://t.co/m6ACc44kCcLet's get some early birthday love for my grandma who is about to turn 101. Here's a photo taken earlier today. https://t.co/yQq5xcgsyx
Retweeted by Joshua Keller Katz @mizmulligan @thegarygraham Bundaberg is best, IMO. @NikkiGlaser https://t.co/O18DfN0CZ6 @vincentkiki3 @pedsdoc97 @Geziandme @meenaharris Also a federal felony if caught, especially if ill. I realize this… https://t.co/Gp0R06DXs9 @meenaharris Order online using something other than Amazon, and from another country, like Canada or UK. Orders ca… https://t.co/gl9etrIRi2 @pattonoswalt Reminds me of: https://t.co/WHRM7tNGk8 @mizmulligan @thegarygraham Do you like ginger beer? If so, I have some recs for ya! @shimoda_don @Jenn13Jenn13 @marcuscouch Another example: forecastle/focsle. While focsle, fo'c'sle, or fo'c's'le is… https://t.co/e8UhAo6gpu @shimoda_don @Jenn13Jenn13 @marcuscouch Yep, taught us that in bootcamp. A lot of terms used in the military came f… https://t.co/VYSrIhqB2h @Jenn13Jenn13 @marcuscouch @NavyTimes I wrote "XX"!😜 @Jenn13Jenn13 @marcuscouch @NavyTimes You did know; went through the same basic training as me (around the same tim… https://t.co/kdL8CPYlUp @Jenn13Jenn13 @marcuscouch The nautical term is properly spelled: "under weigh", as in "weigh anchor". "Under way"… https://t.co/QUfW5iSBgm @thelukepenn Crap. I just realized that my birthday is in...like, a week. @niladri_m Comedy & true story/IP adaptation screenwriter who also served in the United States Navy during two wars (OEF & OIF). @KingDavidFilms If you have to add "don't die" to your screenwriting process, you're REALLY behind your competition. @pattonoswalt @MeredthSalenger Whatever happened to true romance, like shouting to each other while on the toilet? @MagsVisaggs https://t.co/IxVwN15RW0 @VDOOZER @Secretoriginz I just use the last name of the most recent person arrested for doing something ludicrous i… https://t.co/3D8cAhrmNc @Jenn13Jenn13 @marcuscouch Could have also been from coming in contact with contaminated supplies. Military often b… https://t.co/QeLjRiVn3t @marcuscouch @Jenn13Jenn13 "Under weigh" is proper nautical spelling. 😉 @SydneyHoffner @thegarygraham I think "Mayonaise" might be mine. https://t.co/sAiBDzcA9Q @elviggity They were probably misogynists. https://t.co/JXWHuEhYUG @ItsLaDarrion https://t.co/TIl5Sbh1Vg @rodthompson I mean, if they proofread their tweets, they're ahead of me.🤓
3/27
2020
@dgrounds @rmayemsinger https://t.co/4iaRGxPif0 @ChrisSumlin https://t.co/SZIVO3mGYdShout out to the military vets in our #WGFVets program who are currently meeting with their mentors and groups via… https://t.co/PcD8H1Z83F
Retweeted by Joshua Keller Katz @MerrillBarr @MorganicInk Yep. This. @MorganicInk https://t.co/QrXxDwA2DM @TreyCallaway @valleyrelics https://t.co/QrXxDwA2DM @Gennefer "Zold!"*wrote "one" twice. I think I have to self-impose a rule that I'm not allowed to tweet from my phone anymore.🤦🏼‍♂️ @heatherAtaylor @NetworkISA @StoweStoryLabs @Clayton_D_Smith @JLisaJay @jimpicariello Mazeltov, may all of your fut… https://t.co/zdTLXmaABIIf you're a screenwriter and you don't come out of this with at least one one completed script, you're going to be… https://t.co/LbYeOfdmjpCrew! I know things feel really uncertain right now but here's something good. Pitches are happening. I got two s… https://t.co/PuC1vOy409
Retweeted by Joshua Keller Katz @mmillsrat @patsweetpat @OldFuckGCG Yeah, politicians are basically the stray cats of email. https://t.co/vE7UfBhvVSI really miss my life from three weeks ago when I was sitting at home for days at a time, doing nothing, but by choice
Retweeted by Joshua Keller KatzThe same script that is currently in front of an A list director, has never gotten into ANY screenwriting competiti… https://t.co/EMeCG1kAQB
Retweeted by Joshua Keller Katz @jacobtaber @inkasrain Easy fix. Trap it before shabbos, don't reveal until after when everyone is in the room after shabbos. @MenachemSilver https://t.co/l64lOzKxWm @Princesamuel107 I think I already wrote it...I just hope the producer agrees!🤓 @KealanBurke @OKBJGM @Barilla Okay, that's an automatic follow for life from me.🤓 https://t.co/ITb5nyBdNX @JamellPonder An initial query should NEVER contain a full script. Send a sentence or two about yourself and a logl… https://t.co/8vTVqZ77G3 @johngary @OKBJGM https://t.co/xC3PBz6DTJ @iabanon Don't worry, they're just filming my new 1hr Medical Drama: Pandemic Paramedics. 🤓 @KealanBurke @OKBJGM @Barilla https://t.co/Kr2eamk7ES @KealanBurke @OKBJGM Pride. A group of cats made out of noodles is called a pride...unless the noodles are by @Barilla @inkasrain Turn off the lights in a room with no windows before shabbos, then after sundown, lock everyone in there… https://t.co/xUNJBT9b2c @shewillz @MerrillBarr @JoseMolinaTV For sure, no animosty here❤ Anyway, my wife agrees with you that many Jackbox… https://t.co/nhmzGjYCDL @shewillz @MerrillBarr @JoseMolinaTV I respectfully disagree. Sometimes that game forces you to reset with 2 people… https://t.co/rtsYftmRxw @DannyManus @nevslin https://t.co/Z1F1nD2I3j @shewillz @MerrillBarr @JoseMolinaTV Jackbox isn't really an option for just 2 people. @JoseMolinaTV Any of Sid Meier's Civilization games. Both get on steam and can play online, cross-platform. I'll pl… https://t.co/8oCX5c0F6R @DanielJSeco You're not fooling anyone into thinking you're sane. 🤓 @_mdickson Don't you mean a quarantini? 🤓🍸
3/26
2020
Congrats to @by_kamala and @SydneyHoffner for winning the two sponsorship spots. And thank you for both for your service! @by_kamala Done! Will DM you to get info. Congrats!You know what? I just got a residual check...I'm going to sponsor a 2nd spot for another US military veteran. Next vet to post. @SydneyHoffner @_mdickson Aw hell yeah Sydney! I'll DM you to get you set up. CONGRATS! @CherylPuente @_mdickson Aw, thanks you, that's kind of you to say. It's the least I can do. The real opportunity h… https://t.co/ytusPiVL3A @CherylPuente @_mdickson Are you a vet Cheryl? The spot it still open. @MaeDay1204 @_mdickson @WritersGuildF Awesome! I hope to see you there...or in a virtual meeting, depending on future circumstances. @MaeDay1204 @_mdickson Thank you for your service, fellow vet! Maybe next time?Though registration won't open until… https://t.co/3prwlyiR71Any writers who are also US military veterans (or active duty/reserves) who see this, I'll pay for your participati… https://t.co/i8LGSqjwYn @leahwelch19 , can you recommend anyone? https://t.co/I0hsyf0X6x"It's the perfect plan. I'll distract the guard while you sneak in." - My Cats 😺 https://t.co/z8isbBxSij @VDOOZER @Slamdance When the script feedback is exactly what you were going for: "Tonally, this feels almost like… https://t.co/NeVdrwB5dA @VDOOZER @zachbraff @donald_faison I hope this equipment is going to be used for ADR on that Dr. Acula film I keep hearing about. @Dango_Forth Maybe they are trying to be helpful by offering their tails as brushes? @NILES100 Oh yeah, well my Dad at the CDC could beat up your Dad at the CDC! @TheRealZuber @Gennefer https://t.co/dH76ASxB25 @Gennefer That's some bullshit...I'd shovel...into my mouth. https://t.co/EXGZJT2c8RThey delivered and installed a washer/dryer unit in our apartment today. I had an unopened bag of dust masks in my… https://t.co/Hqb4Xog7fFjust a reminder that if your fellow self quarantining neighbors are being too loud you might be able to connect to… https://t.co/O5jyUlfymz
Retweeted by Joshua Keller Katz @FilmCritHULK Watch this episode of South Park first: https://t.co/iTDVMB4FLE @MeggyGarol I always say: it's a good thing I don't write screenplays on my phone. 🤓 @Beckylooo Make doo?💩
3/25
2020
@alexsaks That's a good place to start. Call me when you start putting your legs through the armholes of your tshirts. 🤓 @alisonlzeidman I'm a billionaire, and I can't help anyone. Wait...not billionaire...what's the word. Oh yeah. Illiterate. @KimmyMonte The Maltese Egg @DevonESawa https://t.co/JSuLmHbsbV @rage1 @johnniejae @weshoyot @patsweetpat @desireerm Great advice! So based on just this conversation, I'm going to… https://t.co/E1433zPRxC @beccaluau @patsweetpat @THR No thanks. But I'll block your for you passive-aggressive-laced hatred. Bye bye. @LizAlps Artichoke dip stuffed mushrooms and seasoned brussel sprouts. https://t.co/PAn2tfos30 https://t.co/SF0UVFNmkb @beccaluau @patsweetpat @THR No one "harmed" has even read the comic. These are reactions to bits and pieces, not t… https://t.co/C81RQotTXM
3/24
2020

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