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Comedian. 🏭 @filthfactorylv. Value menu connoisseur. Gamer. Beauty Enthusiast. Immature. Podcast: @metalsucks & @risetooffend

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Joined Twitter 6/19/11


Las Vegas I’m home all month and here’s where I am Wednesday!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️ Excited for this lineup https://t.co/FqtBkcdj7z
11/11
2019
FIRE THOSE CANNONS! #GoBucs https://t.co/zTptigy0mv
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11/10
2019
TWO Shows Tonight: 9PM Live Comedy for The Marines @ The Orleans (DM for tix) 10PM Wing King (FREE) https://t.co/ALRfX43h81And the LAST one for the foreseeable future 🤘🏼 so let’s fucking party bruhs https://t.co/1Nza364idbI got the Signature Box from @likeakitten_llc and I did an unboxing & review on my YT channel! Check it out 👇🏼… https://t.co/1m7zh5psz7A short clip of me running into some Cardi fans at last month's @filthfactoryLV. I had a great time in this show so… https://t.co/9HdsMTWquq
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11/9
2019
. @DonovanStrain is so fucking funny on this weeks ep of #AFEDM ME for tickets 💜 #REPOST Rapid Fire Comedy Tour (@rapidfirecomedytour) “ONE WEEK AWAY LAS VEGAS SATURDAY NOVEM… https://t.co/VY1VFVAlRPThere are an embarrassing amount of Lil’ Wayne lyrics in my Facebook memories.Tonight! You know the drill: DM me for that guest list ❤️ https://t.co/N92oB7XeH3That’s all folks https://t.co/lKEA7StzUP
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11/8
2019
Last #throwbackthursday today 💜 loved the bridesmaid dresses we got to wear for the wedding. https://t.co/ZbfWb8SgeW#TBT to my friend’s wedding. Me: Look at how long my Spanx are. Hillary: *lifts dress* https://t.co/2Y3i37VLd1Another #throwbackthursday to Kayla’s wedding. This was pre-wedding on our way to get Starbucks. This face is what… https://t.co/Bz5xbpCBjiBRB gonna go rescue my necklace from the clutches of my titty meat https://t.co/1j84ZAyFdx
11/7
2019
There will never ever be another @marilynmanson but Is he in charge or is the persona? #podcast #podcastshttps://t.co/feQMwtBVc2
Retweeted by Jozalyn SharpI ate lumpia at this booth in the corner of a restaurant that was inside a renovated garage behind a used tire shop… https://t.co/c0iEAfPSRkI’m coming BACK to Scottsdale a month from today! Snag your tickets now at https://t.co/t4KlFqtBxY 😘 Where my Sc… https://t.co/cDH3Yn0dAJJust added! This Saturday! RSVP: https://t.co/jrNmC5mZix https://t.co/EWciwe602cLast episode drops tonight at midnight. It’s over 5 hours long. Seriously.
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11/6
2019
2020 Election: ........ Every Political Metal Band: https://t.co/9LXj8YbjOHTonight I’m at @oyolasvegas for the #Hilarious7 at 9PM and you can be too if you hop on my guest list so slide into… https://t.co/7fdkac9H7THey guys feel free to stop responding with sincere replies to my jokes thanks. Unless I'm talking about overthrow… https://t.co/SXAvLToKEz
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11/4
2019
😂😂😂😂 Catch @TimJDillon at the @laughedoutfest Jan 2020 in Las Vegas https://t.co/eVVMKTTjZWThis week! We’re introducing a brand new table game to Las Vegas and raising money for charity! Snag your tickets n… https://t.co/Fyp7e0nPSEAdult or Mental Illness? I sometimes just sit and stare at parts of my house I’ve just cleaned and feel immense joy and satisfaction.Thank you @NoelGuglielmi for popping in to do a spot! @lacomedyclub @stratvegas shout out to @culturaymas for the a… https://t.co/tP7ZLvBg58
Retweeted by Jozalyn SharpGod: this is a jellyfish angel: what does it do God: [chuckling] it's invisible angel: ok God: [laughing] a… https://t.co/zIO6am13E0
Retweeted by Jozalyn SharpNew episodes of @metalsucks & @risetooffend every week! Last week was Will Putney from @fitforanautopsy & the week… https://t.co/gUC2iCVYWl @BlackshearComic I shudder at the cunnilingus technique that gets you cervical contact in order to activate the IED
11/3
2019
Egg Colonizers https://t.co/Z7XnhyHTvO
11/1
2019
This Saturday! https://t.co/IhNCUM0q5Q
10/28
2019
🍉🍉🍉 #REPOST Jozalyn Sharp (@jozalynsharp) “Tried to cross my arms in a photo the other day and almost dislocated… https://t.co/WOps9gKEwQ
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10/26
2019
@mrhahncomedy Your enthusiasm is for Earth shattering. Lol thanks for the share bud 💜
10/25
2019
I’m in Las Vegas all of November! Come see me at any of these shows, DM me for guest list 🤘🏼💜 https://t.co/GfrgegmW8w
10/24
2019
So many dudes with domestic violence vibes in my home town. It’s a wonder I never copped a case or an embryo in 18 years of living there.
10/23
2019
@ArtistShoo @NPHcomedy @rolemodelpod @ArtisanVegas 🤘🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 glad you enjoyed it!Episode 79 of ⁦@rolemodelpod⁩ is here with guest ⁦@jozalynsharp⁩ recorded last week preshow (my weekly show Future… https://t.co/9p3OuqyI78
Retweeted by Jozalyn SharpWe’ve held off on covering Marilyn Manson because it was just too obvious, but we were doing the show a disservice.… https://t.co/ZGQN8U1FDR
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10/22
2019
@spirointhatshow @filthfactoryLV Thanks for doing it! You did great!Had a great time performing at the @filthfactoryLV this past Saturday! Big thanks to @jozalynsharp for putting on s… https://t.co/oAKKU8S3zO
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10/21
2019
.@SnoopDogg & @Pharrell’s banger “Beautiful” just came on in the dispensary and no lie almost all the women in the… https://t.co/oelpnr7LrGLady: Get rid of that abortion joke! Me: Don’t tell me what to do with my body of work. Every joke’s a miracle.
Retweeted by Jozalyn Sharp @ThaiRivera 😂😂😂Tomorrow Night! The second to last Filth Factory of 2019 before we go on hiatus! Reserve your seats now at… https://t.co/EiB9Mu1DQkTried to cross my arms for a photo the other day and almost dislocated my shoulder https://t.co/XaazsaumEfWhen it rains in Florida people just order another drink and think about the time they watched their friend burn to death in a car wreck.
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10/19
2019
I was today years old when I realized AEIOU is in alphabetical order. I’m an idiot.From stop motion with cut up paper to the cartoon that shaped the face and future of Comedy Central to an RPG compl… https://t.co/cHqp6f9tEw👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼 https://t.co/aGxjgmfCHDCome find out why they called me "Organic T-Shirt Cannon" in college at The Filth Factory!… https://t.co/iUpeg7Xl9W
Retweeted by Jozalyn SharpMeet your October lineup: @KashaPatel Named one of the "Best Undiscovered Comedians" by Thrillist magazine, She's… https://t.co/EYd0qw5uwm
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10/18
2019
Tim is appearing at the Laughed Out Festival January 2020! Check him out on Lights Out with David Spade 👇🏼… https://t.co/aYUA2o8w9V
Retweeted by Jozalyn SharpWhen you need to get your sack over a body of water you use a... https://t.co/YeoW2WnYQLRTO 362 @marilynmanson Part 2 of 3 of our #documentary #podcast on #shock #rock #provocateur LINK BELOW 👇👇… https://t.co/hFfTRvyXK9
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Retweeted by Jozalyn SharpThe mother during the bathtub scene in Joker: “Don’t you have to be funny to be a stand up comedian?” Me, in the theater: “no.”
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10/17
2019
The lady that works night shift at my Del Taco knows me by name and follows me on IG. @DelTaco is my Cheers.Extended early bird submissions! Through midnight tonight! https://t.co/Ye8aLqnqJh https://t.co/jTc8tmgnd0
10/16
2019
4 Days Until We Get Filthy: https://t.co/UJ9GzkCe1s https://t.co/leYNQhD1kp
10/15
2019
Behold! A photographer finally caught me disassociating mid-joke! See the deep soul level exhaustion in my eyes a… https://t.co/iiYEIjT1Zc
10/14
2019
@MarshaWarfield @thebroshowphx Ms. Marsha! I didn’t know you wanted to be a bro 😂😂😂I had the best time putting on my best dick and performing as a bro. Thanks to @thebroshowphx for having me! The… https://t.co/E3g6lMTKyK
10/13
2019
Monday! #REPOST: Future Role Model Podcast (@futurerolemodel) “VEGAS!! Hiatus night tonight... but Future Role M… https://t.co/JkuNiBcXQm. @jackassworld literally shaped my sense of humor as a child/adolescent and explains a lot of my poor dating choic… https://t.co/2KKYKOeSdP @GarrettHall42 LOL same energy as when we watched my material die before our eyes at Sycamore Tavern
10/12
2019
Happy National Coming Out Day! Whenever your time comes, there's support and love on the other side even if it's… https://t.co/w6hXSMGwvt @ImBrettRossi Omg I’m so glad you’re okay!ANNOUNCEMENT: There are just TWO MORE Filth Factory's this year and until further notice (possible return Spring 2… https://t.co/ZCKopzKyaK
Retweeted by Jozalyn SharpI love my guy friends. Don’t get me wrong, but girl friends can make the littlest accomplishment feel good. Frien… https://t.co/8N9GjIROdyIn a little over a week the hilarious @_Aware_Wolf headlines! Featuring @neelnanda + @skillzfun, @spirointhatshow &… https://t.co/Pp4VqDXj5x
10/11
2019
The @meanboyspodcast is closing a chapter and as big fans of that podcast we just wanted to shout out the boys for… https://t.co/h5p1hrGKNh
Retweeted by Jozalyn SharpComedy. Dominoes. Jazz. And we’re raising money for charity to boot! DM for discounted tickets 🎫 https://t.co/4VQb1346cUANNOUNCEMENT: There are just TWO MORE Filth Factory's this year and until further notice (possible return Spring 2… https://t.co/cW69dLUMqRCrouton thinks the world is his jungle gym. Especially humans. Anytime Steve and I are bent over for any period of… https://t.co/Y9rBsbq4f4Me thinking about the fudge in the green room mid set. 📍@icehousecomedy 📸 #MichaelSchwartzPhotography https://t.co/tU9FpsnafEDenver has some of the most talented comics I’ve ever met. I love going there because it makes me motivated in such… https://t.co/J554vg64TrRTO 361 @marilynmanson Part 1 of 3 Our #documentary #podcast on #Americas most feared #artist @mrhahncomedyhttps://t.co/8Khq4aB0s4
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10/10
2019
I’ll be here Saturday! Come say hello 🤓 #REPOST Get Stoned Store (@getstonedstore) “Come say hello to us this Sat… https://t.co/iWyEibcOtGI cannot wait for #laughedoutfest2020 #REPOST Tim Dillon (@timjdillon) “This week it’s the much anticipated how t… https://t.co/O0lrW9t4G1Sacramento is a magical place where 7-Eleven is THE CLUB and you can look snatched in your Lularoe leggings and pod… https://t.co/wDvT1yMz0VOur sun is a pathetically average-sized star and I do not respect it. Just looking at it makes my eyes water with disgust.
Retweeted by Jozalyn Sharp @mikesimpsonhaha Woah...calm down there big guycasual sex implies the existence of ranked competitive sex
Retweeted by Jozalyn SharpMeet your LINEUP FIENDS! Mike Stanley headlines one of the last 2 Factories before we go on hiatus! Voted best co… https://t.co/eByY8obEXf
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10/9
2019
This Friday!!! https://t.co/fa0kq580wC @sarahhisfunny @itsmejillkimmel Lol I’m the kind of psycho who doesn’t want to open the bag and let out the heat
10/8
2019
Last night was amazing! Thank you to all the bros that joined us. 📷: @hollybeaupre https://t.co/HdTa732sRF
Retweeted by Jozalyn SharpWhen you get home with your food and realize they forgot your fries. https://t.co/uQNSqzFtfCOh HEY! While I was in Denver, some hilarious dudes got me buzzed on White Claws and revealing my secrets in the ba… https://t.co/7d3CL8RAZi
10/7
2019
Get your laugh on at @standuplive tonight w/ @Whisstopher @AmyPokora @jozalynsharp + MORE at @thebroshowphx!!… https://t.co/buISY3pKFL
Retweeted by Jozalyn SharpTONIGHT: @thebroshowphx at StandUp Live in Phoenix, AZ, Bryce Violet will be doing standup LIVE for your viewing di… https://t.co/iB7ZCXqGuUClitoral Neuropathy is the death metal band I'm starting. https://t.co/r0ejy3jEedI had a the MOST fun last night at @icehousecomedy! Thanks for having me guys 🤘🏼and especially on a show with such… https://t.co/8YeFseFmZnI like Texas because no one gets offended at anything I just shot a kid on stage it was pretty fucking funny.
Retweeted by Jozalyn SharpRight here at the L.A. Comedy Club! Tickets at https://t.co/PArWhbDGTL https://t.co/ILkWo77Pvv
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10/6
2019

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