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Bi Fieri @jp_bse Chicago, IL

social media intern, tessier-ashpool s.a. fozzie/gonzo switch.

580 Following   543 Followers   56,410 Tweets

Joined Twitter 12/11/11


@ztsamudzi thoughts and prayersThese pictures show the real danger of such people They seem so happy and normal at the same time they're murderin… https://t.co/y4kmYmLn4d
Retweeted by Bi Fieri @BigGlitch1 round table knightsdamn how is it 2019 already and my life still aint together hahahahahaha *sob* hahahahhai was really into RTK like, 7 or 8 years ago, when i was downloading RA mixtapes and listening to them while workin… https://t.co/ypXZT9d4sOi.just rode my bike back home and i pull up at my house and my neighbor is just blasting a round table nights track… https://t.co/KHpITYr6Xn
10/18
2019
@glorbis @HollowThoughts3 https://t.co/KOPu6rZNdQ @glorbis 13 followers @glorbis @lexciya_ very nice @lexciya_ @glorbis so which one of you is the "borat" and which one is the "my wife"Coming through! https://t.co/NBf4KKKR0E
Retweeted by Bi Fieriwhen the kick drums start, thats the bumpinproletariatState capitalism IS NOT Socialism: - It doesn't modify the production relationships. - Employs a flawed "top to bo… https://t.co/Jh86Dfh9pO
Retweeted by Bi Fierihttps://t.co/z2R250gTAe @glorbis mazel tov @ElSangito lol yeah i dont pay attention to the daily follies anymorei usually instantly tune out about whatever president soup-for-brain says and does bc i think it’s better to spend… https://t.co/nL3HO0MQCJ
Retweeted by Bi Fierii kinda really wanna play eve with aloiso but i just know it's gonna end as a 'top 10 anime betrayals' situation lmaoI love that @VerminSupreme is back. Greatest politician of the last 40 years. I want my pony. And mandatory tooth b… https://t.co/g0U8U4cYmz
Retweeted by Bi Fierieve online is wild af. i have a quarter-billion isk of loot in my ship rn and i got chased across like 4-6 systems… https://t.co/7kZbhcDrvVSometimes at the gig I take one earplug out for a second to see what it would be like to be an absolute freak
Retweeted by Bi Fieriy'all ever poop?e-boy this and e-girl that what about e-verytime we touch i get this feeling and everytime we kiss i swear i can fly
Retweeted by Bi Fieri @NotEasyAnswers i mean that what people tried to do with falling down and fight club and shit @spacedogjaxx devastated @glorbis thats a tasty world leader! @PontiacGunfire THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO https://t.co/OeQDRqPOWkjoe here threatening us with a good time https://t.co/F5ZCHttpgq
Retweeted by Bi Fieri @MW_Unrest ✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼BREAKING: After union negotiatians broke down a bit ago, 35000 Chicago teachers just announced they are going on… https://t.co/0phO2D7Iry
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10/17
2019
Um, remember those Spiked pisstakes I did last month? Just got home to find a solicitor's letter threatening me wit… https://t.co/17baoCk1df
Retweeted by Bi Fieri @ElSangito That "sellout" shit makes me insane. Dril's jokes have been monetized this whole time. Only thing that's… https://t.co/83YtXux9ld
Retweeted by Bi Fieri @ElSangito hell yeah my water cooler for my gfx card... is more like a vodka cooler! hang loose dudeeveryone’s arguing whether it’s good or bad to put your computer desktop tower on the floor vs on your desk while i… https://t.co/wmo5bchgXA
Retweeted by Bi Fierign everyone https://t.co/yJPZdVu2Fm
Retweeted by Bi Fieri @mattthelib @JewishWorker @HJBenjamin "jon benjamin has a van" @donoteat1 i frolic daily in The Garden of Miseian DelightsHoly shit! "a large amount of propane, mixed with a smaller amount of hydrofluoric acid, leaked, forming a large gr… https://t.co/NUxABorq3Mpantsy nelosi @aerielist it was really fucken funny @aerielist he. was . PISSEDa trump/erdogan reality show where they're cellmates @aerielist this reminds me of the time i went to karaoke and somebody sang hootie and the blowfish, and another dud… https://t.co/95S57qplzOwow sleazy d really knew @OzKFodrotski @PontiacGunfire 🍆💦 @JewishWorker @HJBenjamin the one where he intentionally got the dude from UCB deported to mexico, and then deporte… https://t.co/HtU9qLHu01"once ya go jew, ya know who to screw""jew booty" often shortened to "jewty" @JewishWorker @HJBenjamin i miss this show so much @donoteat1 G R I T T(i've been told i have a, and i quote, "juicy bubble butt")i have no ass, and i must twerk#Risaralda, #Colombia 15.10: The residence of the police chief in the Los Alamos neighborhood of #Pereira was attac… https://t.co/hlqF9PQ9ut
Retweeted by Bi FieriUpdate the Chappelle Show sketch about swapping white collar and blue collar crime treatments to be about "sitting… https://t.co/PHEFKD0pRc
Retweeted by Bi FieriChicago: A place where the police union got a contractual right for cops to review all evidence against them and ci… https://t.co/AVOfxakSkj
Retweeted by Bi FieriDemocratic debate candidates as Starship Troopers characters: a thread
Retweeted by Bi Fieri @Lubchansky was it called the democratic debates @Lubchansky why am i seeing so many addams family jokes on here. who's paying you all. can i get paid toohi-nrg is great, its like 'what if cocaine was music'Every time a Disney holiday fucking commercial comes on makes me hate the Rat just a little bit more. The dark pit… https://t.co/TFx1C5EaZw
Retweeted by Bi Fieri @glorbis i might know someone @bewaretheblast its a far better film that i expected it to be @veryimportant haaaaa i used to pull clothes out of the gaia donation bin there @brujacontumbao i cannot count how many times i have had to reseason my wok because of a dipshit roommate @veryimportant WE NEED AN ESPRESSO BAR IN THE CLUB
10/16
2019
Parents: "You cum on Anime statues? Your ancestors would be ashamed of you!" Ancestors: https://t.co/2XTrUyY1NF
Retweeted by Bi Fieri @getfiscal @Mobute wow astounding use of ascii @2hu_crunchwrap It doesn't even look good. They put in no fuckin effort they bought 15 bucks worth of gold leaf and… https://t.co/za9AJoaMRu
Retweeted by Bi FieriMost of techno Twitter refers to themselves as socialists yet they refuse to share track IDs
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Retweeted by Bi FieriI love how America's collective brain is so diseased that the left wing wanting everyone to have education and heal… https://t.co/NAsI4vCEpk
Retweeted by Bi Fieri @brujacontumbao i guess. everything would be less bad if everyone gave a shit about not being creeps @brujacontumbao hmmm. idk. ive been fortunate to have "scene elders" around who werent bullies or creepsthese are the people the national guard and the Rockefellers directed their bullets and flames at https://t.co/y4EiCy6TKE
Retweeted by Bi Fierithinking about how the US government teamed up with corporate mercenaries to slaughter the children of miners and h… https://t.co/lHwKKEmamV
Retweeted by Bi Fieri @djswisha_ @RussellELButler youre not wrong, theyre dipshits, but if they looked around their own backyard... https://t.co/lSOG1ENZl0bicycle https://t.co/gt3jsTWRik
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Retweeted by Bi Fieri @NerbieDansers well doneespecially in a place like chicago where homeowners insurance is expensive and police is like, the single biggest l… https://t.co/or8AXuFDSXUBI without expropriation of landlords just means more surplus value to be captured*as i finish presenting my doctoral dissertation* ...and thats the thee..sis.https://t.co/e7nBGuJPOh
Retweeted by Bi Fieri @dynamoe @ElSangito they're pretty tight @DecayTLDR please invite me on your podcast @LudiBellorum "elun mosque" @ElSangito fuck“Pourquoi si sérieuse????? HONHONHONHONHONhonhonhonhonhon” https://t.co/5jM2SxlCov
Retweeted by Bi Fierialready thought of a name: Wage Wars https://t.co/FbjWDsAv1Y
Retweeted by Bi FieriIncredible video of #Barcelona police being defeated by the crowd at the airport. Cops avenged themselves later, mu… https://t.co/CL1xC1ESRk
Retweeted by Bi FieriOMG 😻 https://t.co/B8gAGuMhPx
Retweeted by Bi Fieri @ALLCAPSBRO literally actually dinosaursits cool that people on the ISS can tweet from low earth orbit but when will there be a shitposter in space?People keep attributing Ben Shapiro's hateful politics to his height and I think it's important to note most short… https://t.co/jcT9S4HyEq
Retweeted by Bi Fieri @ALLCAPSBRO chickens will eat their own eggs and cannibalize each other @seppukudaily honestly, having grocery money has made me a lazier and less healthy eater by which i mean, having ice cream moneyif you’re from pittsburgh you snort coquesne
Retweeted by Bi Fieri @BradThomsonNoP f @seppukudaily it's always sunny in philadelphia S14E02 - "thundergun 4: maximum cool"THANK GOD WE'LL BE GETTING MORE WAYS TO THROW RARE EARTH METALS AND PLASTICS INTO LANDFILLS AFTER USING A PRODUCT F… https://t.co/h4xPQajHu5
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10/15
2019

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