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JP @jpbrammer Brooklyn, NY

Chicano engaging in jotería. ¡Hola Papi! @substackinc. Myself @Most. Writing a book @simonbooks. Rep'd by @AnnieAHwang Email: jpbrammer@gmail.com

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Joined Twitter 9/14/09


minding your own business on twitter is an extreme sporthttps://t.co/lQSjP7ZY46
Retweeted by JPHeterosexuality is Legal on Chromatica, but not ideal.
Retweeted by JPuna loba en el armario tiene ganas de salir aaaoooohttps://t.co/iz5EZLRjWY
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5/23
2020
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Retweeted by JPare you considering? do NOT. thinking? well, correct it. we do not yet understand the FULL dangers of PONDERING. @rosedommu your mind....my public warnings if I ran a country https://t.co/hA0psbbo4U @jpbrammer INSPIRATIONAL: This Fabulous Queer Latinx Doesn't
Retweeted by JP @ernesto_arrocha this is such a rare interaction wtfInstagram is cutting out the middle man and just straight up trying to sell me textiles now like I'm a court dressmaker to the queen @AnthonyBLSmith u r right @AnthonyBLSmith well @LQSeaton yesa lot of weird things going on here in but the aura of the fridge is the most sinister. dunno how I know but I do. https://t.co/fDDLFzbm4gMeet the Queer Latinx Who StoppedI said Rain On Me https://t.co/VAyKKyEV4u
Retweeted by JPmy tombstone https://t.co/F2WZiw5oie @thepubprobably yes exactly @briskwalk those felt queerthey had a clue for "what's the" and I put "tea" and it wasn't right I really do hate it herethe nyt crossword is so oppressive sometimes like how do I tell it I'm not straight and simply do not know or care @AnthonyBLSmith @hernameisjuan off topic but would u ever watch a rudemption season with early outs? @AnthonyBLSmith @hernameisjuan honestly "redo the season but plus Katya" is a fine format for me @AnthonyBLSmith @hernameisjuan I bet that more or less happens like how All Stars 2 was essentially season 5 plus Katya lolI miss pretending to be engulfed in my laptop when my friend walks into the coffee shop so I don't have to look at… https://t.co/YLtxMtOkwDoh shit, my cubes!!! https://t.co/O1jJMYuUnuWE’RE READY #RainOnMehttps://t.co/FJSFsVDDBZ
Retweeted by JPIm gonna fucking shit https://t.co/wpcA4zz1Gd
Retweeted by JPI don't know I am depressed https://t.co/c98emq1u6j @boners I think about this quote all the time it's so serious but also the term is so funny @ChrisDStedman @acechhh lmao but this is ur fav huh. yikeswhen will this Judas of a body let me sleep before 3 am @acechhh that's right @ChrisDStedman @acechhh letting a man (the celestial seasonings sleepytime bear) come between us I see lol. funny @jacksonfitz11 that's taste luvIf there were a pod that would put me to sleep for four months I would simply climb into it @ChrisDStedman @acechhh we can't all be twee and folksy like u and the celestial seasonings sleepytime bear some of… https://t.co/8C8nq7qYqm @ChrisDStedman @acechhh maybe if he did his fucking job"I can only rewatch Hunter X Hunter so many times" is only true in that at some point I must die😪I am beautiful and good https://t.co/RYXpLix3UN @jpbrammer Me after reading https://t.co/vhy3Tc1tVL
Retweeted by JPI am being crushed by the weight of my sins and I would have it no other way. optimism is the great tyrant who uses… https://t.co/xTumMV9zNwno I read it and still think humanity is fundamentally evil and irredeemable. I myself am wretched and well beyond… https://t.co/iIL1X0sMqFla llorona watching me and my cousins play by the river https://t.co/YFXAl6DzI8
Retweeted by JPGay people love to listen to music
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5/22
2020
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Retweeted by JPoh https://t.co/1Px36Gz5un @puppyteeth yes I hate it"Klobuchar being vetted doesn't actually mean anything" oh so you hate Latinas @stevemorris__ we can't all be like you! @AnthonyBLSmith fuck... @whyangelinawhy klobuchamente... beeeesame...Elena Klobuchica Del Apartamento Cinco Docedime la Klobuchisme https://t.co/USvQdKYrSi @Gveskoyeno no it will be Elena la Klobuchaztecano hay que llorar, mijito https://t.co/UtdXANYgu5pues la Elena "Guadelupana" Klobuchancla del Gran Chaparral getting the last "risa" yet again... no me digas... https://t.co/v4oiGBRhQXhttps://t.co/onmvFRoiRP
Retweeted by JP @vogueenvogue sadlythinking about the anadarko boys. i hope they're well https://t.co/LBnllC9Xxu
Retweeted by JP @eclarkginsberg I can't find her tbh because we all called her Twitch and I thought her real name was Beverly but a… https://t.co/sNp0lIjPs2I think she's a queenthinking of my high school classmate who said "my people built that" referring to the gothic architecture of Notre-… https://t.co/FQ7QDa7eNwmark your calendars https://t.co/3qdqMUH3sKjust try NOT to read this to the tune of sk8er boi https://t.co/YJCgae666p
Retweeted by JPLana is fully out of control today https://t.co/YlUAGXTqe6https://t.co/RliUrp7ZBn
Retweeted by JP @ChrisDStedman thought you had coffee colored hair.... ?reading how I describe my first girlfriend in my book as "pretty" with "shiny brown hair" ... ok f*g...carly rae jepsen releasing all the dedicated side b songs https://t.co/Q7vDVB7HAy
Retweeted by JP @bfrodriguez_ this is it sadlywriting out what I want out of post-quarantine life in an attempt to manifest ita nice, ambitionless young man, firm of body and too soft in spirit to have ever learned contempt @ChrisDStedman @CatapultStory omg you came out of retirement!!! oldI wrote an essay for @CatapultStory on social distancing and how "real" our digital connections are. It's also the… https://t.co/DAjsfzh6An
Retweeted by JP[The Boy Is Mine voice] my book is donethis serve... https://t.co/dVAiTHsV9jmy plans /// 2020 https://t.co/jZV8EdhqU1 @SidneysABG ah amazing. is it safe for gay travelers do you think? @mlatibash I really hope to see it one day! everyone especially loves the food I hear @travisl_97 oh god @acechhh fuck around and find out. rip thojust feel like they'll have tapestries there @travisl_97 omg what @SidneysABG everything! @briantashman thank uIf I can ever travel again and if I get the money one day, I really want to visit Tbilisi, Georgia. what's happenin… https://t.co/QY12wKVIRZConfused https://t.co/RrMqtNbqJC
Retweeted by JP @CallyGingrich @USinHolySee You are truly a breath of fresh air!!!!
Retweeted by JP @sprinnyC I've needed to bring book drama to my gay friends for so longmy favorite thing about these two people I hate is that they hate each other @whyangelinawhy apologize to the working man @JazzDeeTweeted It's such a specific kind of demon child too like not usually outright evil. more wiry and too much of a handful @whyangelinawhy got hiss ass (what ass tho am I right LMAO burnt)most people probably know this word tbh but I think it lives a special life where I'm from where it's reserved for… https://t.co/xQ3A7bOv5fyes this word is v rural oklahoman https://t.co/4qfOPrWbtc
5/21
2020
@kim_lindman @zlikeinzorro @brownbookworm so yes my answer is angels
5/20
2020

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