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J.P. Cluff @jpcluff Los Angeles, CA

Self proclaimed Pokemon Master | He/Him/They/Them | Photo & Film inquires: johnpcluff@gmail.com

324 Following   2,462 Followers   11,028 Tweets

Joined Twitter 11/29/08


@ANTONIASABILLON If you’re having trouble using RAW files, try Downloading GIMP (basically free photoshop) should b… https://t.co/nx1RUtV0Rc
9/11
2019
@jessaday @KaitlinWitcher We got Checkers, it's just called Rally's here!
7/26
2019
@davedays @SorryGrieder I love this hahaha
7/20
2019
Here's @KamalaHarris for the people: jails, not schools - a message all our (private prison) donors can get behind! https://t.co/Egg0Oid7Sb
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6/29
2019
In honour of Max Landis being in the discourse again, I want to remind everyone that this is a thing that he said w… https://t.co/rZ4o6qMc4k
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6/12
2019
Ahahahahahahahahaha https://t.co/aALOT1cdoG
Retweeted by J.P. Cluffput keanu reeves in animal crossing
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6/11
2019
@tabington LMFAO
6/8
2019
someone gets me https://t.co/2jqhPRPS5s
4/14
2019
@safecampdana Maybe someday! @safecampdana On Letting Go album art - it’s just been done so many times I never ended up doing it.
4/9
2019
Wild to think that we went from extra info about Harry Potter stuff being "I named Dumbledore after bees cause he w… https://t.co/4eqmvRvz0L
Retweeted by J.P. Cluffno one: JK Rowling: Shane Dawson fucked a cat
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3/18
2019
@darenvongirdner Lmfao
3/11
2019
That awkward moment when God takes credit for human design https://t.co/l70AVPZKQy
2/22
2019
@HollyxHawkes If you ever make it to LA we should get some!
1/31
2019
🎂💜✨ https://t.co/LQRvcdSJDc
Retweeted by J.P. Cluff @Welshyeee @funnytoot Getting some coffee and heading out!
1/25
2019
@SorryGrieder @itsjewelpayne @icnumberonefan 😂 @heyashleytea It was out of love 😝 @heyashleytea you are a lightweight @deadpoopin Lmfao
1/24
2019
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1/22
2019
@ChrisPerkinsDnD @GOP Funny enough, I find I have a hard time rooting for her because of her lack of “radical” libe… https://t.co/qFsHowxlPy
1/21
2018
@willdarbyshire Really bad actually. Would make me vomit for days. Literally. Should probably be fine for you though.
12/18
2018
Me and JP🙏🏿 heal the world https://t.co/1KwJUA1Gb4
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12/14
2018
@HollyxHawkes All is well! Never on Twitter these days though haha. Will I be seeing ya in Vegas for AVNs?
11/24
2018
@MTBlack2567 Ultra Modern 5e is a great start!
9/29
2018
@MrWilliamHaynes @KEEMSTAR 😂By the way fuck you @KEEMSTAR https://t.co/85d3D2uRyt https://t.co/QTjEUpX5TE
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8/7
2018
@AdorianDeck @charlieputh Lmfao
7/14
2018
New tune! https://t.co/IgOu6np2Tl https://t.co/5YB9RGa32i
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5/8
2018
@tabington p sure Amine called all those white kids out lmfao
4/16
2018
4 years of goofin & touchin butts ✨💗 @jpcluff 💗✨ https://t.co/1eYVdkEHjA
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4/9
2018
goodnight 💫✨( 📸 @jpcluff ) https://t.co/IhA2QYaneP
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3/28
2018
@HollyxHawkes i forgot who's phone i used for most of them, otherwise i know one exists in polaroid form somewhere
2/5
2018
New tune : D https://t.co/hDOiHUwquW https://t.co/RjTns0embx
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2/2
2018
@HollyxHawkes You’re way too sweet! Hope we can do it again sometime 😊
1/30
2018
@Codemon007 @AceChinnAF @TallyHo_92 @William60606024 @JP_63_JP Glad we got to hang again! Always great seeing ya!
1/28
2018
I just wanna be better than I was yesterday every day for the rest of life to myself and to anybody who’s path crosses mine.
Retweeted by J.P. CluffOk, last Cthulhu sketch... and last Jeff portrayal as well! #Cthulhu https://t.co/grdjNLkuMK
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1/2
2017
Bitcoin to investors today. https://t.co/4v2fHL89Du
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12/22
2017
.@MokisHome showed me a picture of your butt 🍑 https://t.co/8jQAeEy1be
12/4
2017
@jaredoban :(
11/16
2017
@VlNCE UGH I WISH. my warlock is 291 and ive been waiting for so long!
11/11
2017
I’ve seen 4 different people on my Snapchat dress up as Hugh Hefner and a bunny. I gotta go
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10/28
2017
SOON... (Track: “Nocturnal” from Nocturnal EP dropping in a few hours) https://t.co/fa62foYbl8
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10/13
2017
stoled from facebook i'm fucking dead https://t.co/Yy61vQ1JrT
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10/10
2017
During the development of AD&D 2e in the 1980s, the Golden Girls served as the template for the ideal adventuring p… https://t.co/3WLTdD4KUc
Retweeted by J.P. Cluff @DanaMarieTV It’s not racist. It’s hardly prejudice.it's 2017, i shouldn't have to add "onesie" to my apps dictionary. @livetosingxo Yesthe king and queen of cultural appropriation https://t.co/2c0KWxCfzX @burnicus @itsjewelpayne that makes my head hurt >.< lol kidding aside holy shit!
10/3
2017
✨🖤✨ [[shot by @jpcluff ]] ✨🖤✨ https://t.co/5L3U1UknC2
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10/2
2017
@KaitlinWitcher Mines in 10 so I'm feelin this rn.
10/1
2017
Play on! Happy Gary Gygax day! 💖💝💖🏰🐉 https://t.co/t02ltDNKCk
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7/27
2017
Damn time flies. https://t.co/F9Xh1SI18e
7/22
2017
@tabington more jealous than anything
7/21
2017
@tabington yes
7/12
2017
If you need a healer but don't want to play a cleric, might I suggest giving the bard a try? Please see attached im… https://t.co/BnbnEY1DFx
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7/11
2017
@savagesare Don't know, gotta come up with both lol. But it's either they're famous for raping or they're famous for being raped. V awkward.
7/2
2017
Bob, god of burgers. https://t.co/oRT3uUvls7 @alexander_orme in general so many were just awful people - murderers, cheats, rapists, pedos - i could go on for d… https://t.co/9lgjhloAQbMy pregnant sister asked me to help her pick some Greek mythology names for her kid; harder than it sounds since 99% of them are rapists.
7/1
2017
@AsheMareexoxo Steven or the world? @AsheMareexoxo 🙃
5/23
2017
@MokisHome @juniorkhaki We can change that
5/19
2017
Nobody cares, Sean. https://t.co/hseWPFvUAf
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5/16
2017
those..lil...arms...😍 https://t.co/yk9d7Lg8gi
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5/11
2017
@tabington im fucking done with her
5/2
2017
share this feedback: Your stigmatic view of adult industry workers isn't a justified reason for discrimination. Thi… https://t.co/MVbzkmB1zv
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4/28
2017
@burnicus @AsheMareexoxo omfg this is amazing
4/20
2017
Star Wars: #TheLastJedi. Arriving in your galaxy December 15. https://t.co/txUht2OtO8
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4/14
2017
"I wonder if they have any waiting water." -@jpcluff
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4/4
2017
when @AdorianDeck invited us to play mario kart, i can tell you i wasn't expecting this. https://t.co/WxYorTcuF3
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4/2
2017
@babybreath_xo @AshlieLotus glass prisms usually. Not a technique I've used but I've seen it done a few times. @AshlieLotus @babybreath_xo generally putting a crystal in front of the lens
3/22
2017
@DanaMarieTV that's too bad >.< those are some fun dudes, great guys!✨ photo by @jpcluff https://t.co/3NAhXmLDzP
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3/18
2017
@heyashleytea @SexyEdwin 😂
3/7
2017
@Alexorsd you will not regret it! But a bard is definitely a great class and the best in terms of support
3/1
2017
@Alexorsd Farideh is a good example. https://t.co/TUQSpFHdsv @Alexorsd what! Super easy haha. Pacts aren't the same as worshipping a deity. You don't have to align with whomever you made it with. @Alexorsd bard is top stuff though. Amazingly powerful in the right hands. @Alexorsd eldritch blast & invocations are mah fav, pact magic is amazing, the option to be a melee class, too much good for warlocks. @ianleaf didn't think I needed to~ warlock https://t.co/gh7EPwpdll
2/28
2017
It's official. STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI is the next chapter of the Skywalker saga. This December. #TheLastJedihttps://t.co/o9lizLgPet
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1/23
2017
@Alexorsd it definitely didn't help @HolyTokens123 haha we were saying how George foreman had a pretty solid boxing record and someone was like 0.0When your friends mix up George Foreman with Gary Coleman 😹
1/22
2017
@tabington hopefully a bit like a naziYou're a pathetic turd 💩 https://t.co/U9X2G448ZLAs American as apple pie. https://t.co/WQ4z2UgWts
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1/21
2017
@savagesare yeah I've been working on that ^_^ @savagesare eh. Men suck. So it's not surprising lol.
1/20
2017

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